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Re: Are There Catfish On Nairaland? by Afam4eva(m): 4:18pm On Jan 19, 2013
ItsModella:
here you go, get to work now.
https://www.nairaland.com/1128190/mr-nairaland-elimination-round-1
I give up. The contestants are too many abeg.
Re: Are There Catfish On Nairaland? by DICKtator: 4:19pm On Jan 19, 2013
Rooneyboy:

u better shut ur trap if u no want make I open ur yansh here.

cheesy cheesy cheesy
I think you two should get a room and stop washing your dirty linen here!!
smh @ these Elton John peeps!!!!!
grin grin grin grin

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Re: Are There Catfish On Nairaland? by coogar: 4:22pm On Jan 19, 2013
ItsModella:
here you go, get to work now.
https://www.nairaland.com/1128190/mr-nairaland-elimination-round-1

itsmodella should never work for any investigation department.
the link you supplied is the wrong one. the op had been talking to the meat seller for 4 months. the link you supplied was a competition of last month. where's the first edition of the mr nairaland contest?

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Re: Are There Catfish On Nairaland? by Nobody: 4:22pm On Jan 19, 2013
try harder afam...
Re: Are There Catfish On Nairaland? by mrkels(m): 4:23pm On Jan 19, 2013
I, mrkels, the P.I of nairaland present to you the contestants for Mr nairaland 2012
Johnzzy
Zionking
Debosky
Lord Reed
Siena
Otooro
Dahmylolah
Honeric
Kilokeys
2buff
Ikeking
Ogidi-Olu
Davidylan
Excelboi
Oxone
London2lasgidi
Chelseabmw
Seedord
Ambrosini
Sutoboy
Segunbills
Valuka
Biafra4tharmy
Sexkillz
Fresh Dude
Roland17
P.wiz
Dammytex
Tom28
Acidosis
Crusifis
Crown prince
Flashaldrin
Royal-VII
Jimmy4x
Bin gbagbo
Edynasty
Inspired M
Paddy lo:
Sofa-Dj

Whew this wasnt easy ....My instinct tells me the meat seller is Davidylan
Op am i correct?
Re: Are There Catfish On Nairaland? by masterpiecer(m): 4:24pm On Jan 19, 2013
Afam4eva:
I give up. The contestants are too many abeg.

maybe we should put a stake up for it..., whoever finds the meat seller get to get em, em, 1week supply of fresh kpomo grin
Re: Are There Catfish On Nairaland? by lekkie073(m): 4:24pm On Jan 19, 2013
investigation mode...
operation search_for_the_meatboy......
suspects....'
1. phineboy1pimple
2. aleviate2002us

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Re: Are There Catfish On Nairaland? by Nobody: 4:24pm On Jan 19, 2013
Richy.:
I wish u can answer me truthfully. Assuming he told you he graduated from of of the Nigerian institution and due to some circumstances found himself in a meat shop, would you have given him a second glance?
gbaam!! Am so loving u Richy! Ds is d most reasonable comment/question ave read on this thread so far! I dnt blame d poor guy! All we gurls want is a handsome, tall nd rich guy wiv a pretty gud accent..... And I bet u, if dere was a way 2 borrow dese features, he wulda bleeped nd established a relatnship wiv ha!
Re: Are There Catfish On Nairaland? by HarvardGrad: 4:26pm On Jan 19, 2013
mrkels:
Dude but you graduated from havard na OMG...Another liar cheesy

that was part of the deception, and I didn't lie. I have never said I graduated from Harvard, its just my NL handle.

masterpiecer:

prove it undecided

I don't have to prove to you that I am the meat seller in question. If you insist though, meet me at oshodi
Re: Are There Catfish On Nairaland? by masterpiecer(m): 4:26pm On Jan 19, 2013
mrkels: Whew this wasnt easy ....My instinct tells me the meat seller is Davidylan
Op am i correct?

4get that tin abeg, the OP's meat seller is just a mere phantom

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Re: Are There Catfish On Nairaland? by Nobody: 4:27pm On Jan 19, 2013
mrkels: I, mrkels, the P.I of nairaland present to you the contestants for Mr nairaland 2012
Johnzzy
Zionking
Debosky
Lord Reed
Siena
Otooro
Dahmylolah
Honeric
Kilokeys
2buff
Ikeking
Ogidi-Olu
Davidylan
Excelboi
Oxone
London2lasgidi
Chelseabmw
Seedord
Ambrosini
Sutoboy
Segunbills
Valuka
Biafra4tharmy
Sexkillz
Fresh Dude
Roland17
P.wiz
Dammytex
Tom28
Acidosis
Crusifis
Crown prince
Flashaldrin
Royal-VII
Jimmy4x
Bin gbagbo
Edynasty
Inspired M
Paddy lo:
Sofa-Dj

Whew this wasnt easy ....My instinct tells me the meat seller is Davidylan
Op am i correct?
mtscheww...the name no even dey there
Re: Are There Catfish On Nairaland? by Afam4eva(m): 4:27pm On Jan 19, 2013
mrkels:
Whew this wasnt easy ....My instinct tells me the meat seller is Davidylan
Op am i correct?
You don't just jump into conclusions like that. Let me give you a tip as a former data analyst who worked in CTU for ten years alongside Chloe O'brien.

Copy the names of all the contestants one after the other and paste them beside the OP's username in the search box above and anybody that has never communicated with the OP before should be eliminated. That's the first step.

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Re: Are There Catfish On Nairaland? by coogar: 4:28pm On Jan 19, 2013
pepperminty12: gbaam!! Am so loving u Richy! Ds is d most reasonable comment/question ave read on this thread so far! I dnt blame d poor guy! All we gurls want is a handsome, tall nd rich guy wiv a pretty gud accent..... And I bet u, if dere was a way 2 borrow dese features, he wulda bleeped nd established a relatnship wiv ha!

that's not enough reason to lie about his status.....
why do nigerians always make excuses for criminal acts? the op has her preference, the meatseller lied to fit into the op's preference. why should you not blame the op for lying about himself?

Afam4eva:
You don't just jump into conclusions like that. Let me give you a tip as a former data analyst who worked in CTU for ten years alongside Chloe O'brien.

chloe is shyte - edgar is the brainbox!
Re: Are There Catfish On Nairaland? by Rooneyboy(m): 4:29pm On Jan 19, 2013
oyb: R u sure it is not billyonaire the fisherman?

cheesy cheesy cheesy
Re: Are There Catfish On Nairaland? by ogoplus: 4:29pm On Jan 19, 2013
shocked :oGood story......but some of the facts did not tie-up.
Re: Are There Catfish On Nairaland? by masterpiecer(m): 4:29pm On Jan 19, 2013
Harvard-Grad:


I don't have to prove to you that I am the meat seller in question. If you insist though, meet me at oshodi

guy u go introduce me to this meat selling buzness?, cos i hear say moni dem am o grin
Re: Are There Catfish On Nairaland? by Nobody: 4:29pm On Jan 19, 2013
Ada Nri1: Nairaland is filled with "I belong(s)"
There is nothing wrong with an honest person that is still struggling, but people on this site make you feel like a looser.
See the way some ppl r mocking the meat seller. Na wa º°˚˚˚°º‎​oohh
my dear I tire! I wish I can see thru dese posts! Half of d peeps dat wag dere mouths here are nonentities!
Re: Are There Catfish On Nairaland? by Dyt(f): 4:30pm On Jan 19, 2013
mrkels: I, mrkels, the P.I of nairaland present to you the contestants for Mr nairaland 2012
Johnzzy
Zionking
Debosky
Lord Reed
Siena
Otooro
Dahmylolah
Honeric
Kilokeys
2buff
Ikeking
Ogidi-Olu
Davidylan
Excelboi
Oxone
London2lasgidi
Chelseabmw
Seedord
Ambrosini
Sutoboy
Segunbills
Valuka
Biafra4tharmy
Sexkillz
Fresh Dude
Roland17
P.wiz
Dammytex
Tom28
Acidosis
Crusifis
Crown prince
Flashaldrin
Royal-VII
Jimmy4x
Bin gbagbo
Edynasty
Inspired M
Paddy lo:
Sofa-Dj

Whew this wasnt easy ....My instinct tells me the meat seller is Davidylan
Op am i correct?
.

Na, can't b DAvid
Hmmmm, dese list ehn
Nt Sexkillz
Its nt Chelseabmw
Nt Lordreed neither is it Siena
Rowland, no
Dammytex na
No b Debosky and 2buff is 2 big 2 b a meat seller
Dese are d few I know
Dey are not d meat seller
Re: Are There Catfish On Nairaland? by Nobody: 4:31pm On Jan 19, 2013
coogar:

itsmodella should never work for any investigation department.
the link you supplied is the wrong one. the op had been talking to the meat seller for 4 months. the link you supplied was a competition of last month. where's the first edition of the mr nairaland contest?
Found it
https://www.nairaland.com/978113/mr-nairaland-2012-elimination-round
Re: Are There Catfish On Nairaland? by mrkels(m): 4:32pm On Jan 19, 2013
mdsocks: mtscheww...the name no even dey there
How exactly do you know that?
Re: Are There Catfish On Nairaland? by chacha3(f): 4:33pm On Jan 19, 2013
ikekings: You be okada man?
laf wan kill me oooooo,hahahahahahahah
Re: Are There Catfish On Nairaland? by coogar: 4:33pm On Jan 19, 2013
ItsModella:
Found it
https://www.nairaland.com/978113/mr-nairaland-2012-elimination-round

it's flashaldrin....
where's my bounty?
Re: Are There Catfish On Nairaland? by Nobody: 4:34pm On Jan 19, 2013
Chei! Lemme laff my own grin

Mu he he he he he han han han han

grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin


This nairaland sha cheesy cheesy
Re: Are There Catfish On Nairaland? by lekkie073(m): 4:34pm On Jan 19, 2013
lekkie073: investigation mode...
operation search_for_the_meatboy......
suspects....'
1. phineboy1pimple
2. aleviate2002us
3. Odinaka00
Re: Are There Catfish On Nairaland? by DICKtator: 4:34pm On Jan 19, 2013
mdsocks: mtscheww...the name no even dey there

How many times must i tell you to always put on your recommended glasses when reading?
grin grin grin grin
Re: Are There Catfish On Nairaland? by Shalome(m): 4:35pm On Jan 19, 2013
Hmmm...them don let the Dogs out for this meat seller
Re: Are There Catfish On Nairaland? by mrkels(m): 4:36pm On Jan 19, 2013
Dyt: .

Na, can't b DAvid
Hmmmm, dese list ehn
Nt Sexkillz
Its nt Chelseabmw
Nt Lordreed neither is it Siena
Rowland, no
Dammytex na
No b Debosky and 2buff is 2 big 2 b a meat seller
Dese are d few I know
Dey are not d meat seller
Ok do you or any1 in this forum know this london2lasgidi dude personally?
Re: Are There Catfish On Nairaland? by Nobody: 4:37pm On Jan 19, 2013
I dont believe the OP's story.

The girl and her "fishy" NL tales.
Re: Are There Catfish On Nairaland? by folahann(m): 4:38pm On Jan 19, 2013
Really funny story. Haha ha
Re: Are There Catfish On Nairaland? by Nobody: 4:38pm On Jan 19, 2013
mrkels:
How exactly do you know that?
because am the meat seller.try harder bro.
however...we should face the facts and the main issues not who the guy is.
Re: Are There Catfish On Nairaland? by Nobody: 4:38pm On Jan 19, 2013
coogar:

it's flashdrin....
where's my bounty?
LMAO!!! it can't be. Flashaldrin is supposed to be in med school, not in Oshodi selling meat.

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