xynerise:
Antelope who call you?

freecocoa: That one na small thing na, all of them get almost the same schedule.

Vikin:

I interviewed one once, you can't believe the profit those guys make. The only thing is the condition they subject themselves. There is money in that business menhh!


But the condition is terrible, OP should have accepted him the way he was but he already said he finished from UK school and was waiting for NYSC.

Btw, maybe he was doing his youth service in a meat shop

masterpiecer:

confirms u r a meat seller

Ada Nri1: Nairaland is filled with "I belong(s)"
There is nothing wrong with an honest person that is still struggling, but people on this site make you feel like a looser.
See the way some ppl r mocking the meat seller. Na wa º°˚˚˚°º‎​oohh

Vikin:

Btw, maybe he was doing his youth service in a meat shop

freecocoa: What of all the blankets I gave you na? You no dey use them?

iyatrustee: D catfish nlder must either be 190, lesbiaboy or xynerise! Cos these are the three meatsellers i know dat are nairalanders

Afam4eva:
With your car or bicycle?

Vikin:

I interviewed one once, you can't believe the profit those guys make. The only thing is the condition they subject themselves. There is money in that business menhh!


But the condition is terrible, OP should have accepted him the way he was but he already said he finished from UK school and was waiting for NYSC.

Btw, maybe he was doing his youth service in a meat shop

freecocoa: So una no fit detect joke again abi?

Vikin:

Interesting!

I once had this cat fish that only describe the good part of him....tall, clean skin, pointed nose etc.

We talked on phone for almost 2 months but never saw each other cos we stayed in different city. When I finually went back to my city for school, I had to ask him to meet me in my faculty.

He arrived and he was everything he said about himself and much more. My friend excused us and was standing around the corner. He was just smiling at me, with the look of he really fancied what he saw.

Anyway, we got talking, I was doing most of the talking then I crack a joke that made him explode with laughter. He laughed so hard that I noticed that, there were plenty teeth in his mouth.

It was then very obvious that maybe all his teeth carried a twin

Forgive me! Lmao...

He also had a very noticeable bow leg that could strangle someone without using his hands.

Anyway, the little love I had grown disappeared.

After that he left promising that he was gonna call that evening, but just as I joined my friend, you know what she said?

Wow! That guy mouth na shark o!

I didn't know if to laugh or ......but I can tell you that was the end of my catfish story!

freecocoa: True, money dey the business, I remember one that usually give me lots of meat, the dude been don even build house from him business sef.

Whoever the OP is talking about should not have lied sha but I understand how NL works so I don't even blame him too much.

Btw this OP story sef get comma.

Afam4eva: LMAO ...this is some funny sh1t.

Don't be fooled. This is the World Wide Web where anybody can be anything and even more. People are not what they appear to be.

@OP
How are we sure you came back from the US and not Cotonou ?

BABE!:


In this day and age though? Why couldn't he cam up? That should have been a red flag!

Only îdîöts get cat-fished. You can know absolutely anything you want to know about anyone online before meeting them.

sasview:
Did your friends tell you your own shortcoming? I am sure the dude must have observed some deficiency in you as well.

chronique: Smh. [size=18pt]And to think you guys were dissing those of us who used our natural pix @ the mr NL pageant? But wait o,why will anyone go as far as using someone else's pix to represent himself/herself? That's the height of inferiority complex[/size]. If you're not comfortable with your body,you're as good as dead. Thank God I'm not ugly but if for any reason,I'm termed as ugly,I'll still be proud of myself. There are lots of ugly dudes married to pretty chicks;dont see why pple should start using someone else's pics as theirs. It just doesnt make sense. As for the guy being a meat seller,that doesnt count. So long as he is making a honest living,I'd take him for who he is. I'd rather walk with a honest meat seller than be friends with a yahoo boy(theif). Those folks cant talk near me & would never be bold to speak near me in real life. I have a way of putting them down. Timaya "was" a plantain seller but you all know what he is today. I'd never intentionally put down anybody who makes a honest living from a menial job. So long as it's not fraud,ritual or drugs,I'm ok. I've had money & I've been broke to the point where I was almost crowned king of "broke lane". My only saving grace then was that I had good clothes to wear n lived in a nice crib. Tables can turn anytime,levels can change within milliseconds;nothing lasts for ever. If you wanna be free,then just be yourself. You'll find someone who would take you for who you are. I'm into showbiz & I know of a guy who used to beg me for small small change way back. Today,he's a very popular music video director. Then I was bigger than him but today,in terms of popularity & achievements,I'm no match for him. He's way way ahead of me. What does that tell you? No one knows tomorrow. My only grouse with this ur NL guy is why he had to lie about his personality & worse off,using a fake picture.


NB: My current profile pic is a promo artwork for an artiste I work with.

Afam4eva:
It was the day a thread was created for Nairalanders to say the cars that they're currently using that i knew that Nigerians can lie. Even some people that i know real life who have degrees in trekking were saying that they use Lamborgini.

chidyhels: A test of true love..and the op failed. He could have disguised to meet her to see how she would react..
Btw,hw many meat sellers get british accent?

chidyhels:
Btw,hw many meat sellers get british accent?

ItsModella:
hahahahaha!! the question on my mind is how he was able to fake the British accent..

Vikin:
Meat sellers in Naija start by 11 or 12 pm because of the time they get to kill the cow etc.
They also finish early maybe 6pm depending on how fast they sell...so he has the time to browse and make contact. In Naija, this story is possible