Flow or what ever u call your name, what the hell is wrong with u. U better come out here and update before I call 911 for u

Josphine4good: Flow or what ever u call your name, what the hell is wrong with u. U better come out here and update before I call 911 for u

Abeg make una take am easy on him b4 him go vex nd change mind

Aro norseman, abeg continue ur tori nah

this man, why did u kept me waiting since yesterday. abeg come and finish what u startedoooooooooooooooo

Abeg make i go fyn wetin go enta belle, make flow nd his story no go let hunga kil me, coming ryt back guyz

Una never hear say flow go drink 1759+Alomo yesterday, na him e begin dey luk for him hand
so i guess he's still looking for his lost hands.
make una get small patience.

Really then that boy must be a drunker

simplifier: Una never hear say flow go drink 1759+Alomo yesterday, na him e begin dey luk for him hand
so i guess he's still looking for his lost hands.
make una get small patience.

I will be back guys, let me feed my dog

Josphine4good: I will be back guys, let me feed my dog

r u sure?

Guyz i v jst called flow nd he said he is busy wit his new catch

@josephine,i tot u sed Flow slept in ur chamber last 9te,may u ve read d whole story nd hid his laptop.so bia nwayan ku ézi okwu

Luving dis thread....Flow's just da BOMB!!!

Hugs n kisses 4rm Sexyduby 2 Flow

This flow sef!
Maybe police don catch am. You know say the guy sabi enter trouble.

"guy, enof money oh, how much u get from Funke sef?" i asked Angom as we were coming back from the Blue Angels hotel after a hard day's f''uck. "omo dat woman give me enof money oh, na 30k oh" he responded. "me, i never count my own wey Ireti give me oh" i said. "guy i don tayah well well, my waist dey pain me oh" i complained, "how ur waist no go pain u, wen u like to dance Makosa on top Ireti, make dat woman no kill u oh" Angom cautioned. "u dey mad, na u woman go kill, Ireti no be Old woman like Funke na, u wey wan kill old woman wit f''uck nkor?" i said.

"wait oh guy, i dey think of say make i use all dis money wey i dey get from Funke use start business oh, abi how u see am?" Angom said. "e make sense na, na which business be dat sef?" i inquired. "i wan dey move things like; yam, beans, honey and garri from benue state come dey sell for all dis market women here, i go make enof gain oh" he added. "no stress, e dey ok na, but u go save enof money oh, no be small money them dey use start dat kin business oh" i advised.

Just then, my phone rang, it was Emeka. I immediately remembered i had promised him i would come on Tuesday. He asked if i would still come as promised, i told him i would be in his house in 30minutes time.

I glanced at my "famous" Rolex wrist watch, it was 6:30pm. I told Angom i wanted to go see Emeka, he said he would have loved going there with me, but just that he wanted to go write his lesson note. So he left. I stopped a bike, "I dey go Isokun, how much?" i asked, "kpuhunnnnnn" the bike man let out a big cough. As he did, catarrh came flying out of his nose, the catarrh saw no other place to rest but my face. "aaaaaah!! oga, wetin be dis one na, i ask u how much i go take go Isokun, na catarrh u trowey for my face" i cried, as i brought out my handkerchief to wipe the catarrh off my face. "no vex oh, i get cough and catarrh, i no well, na 50naira to go Isokun" he said. "only u, get cough, u get catarrh, and u no well, e fit be HIV oh, go check urself oh" i said, "abeg dey go, i no go enter ur bike, because any time wey i enter bike i dey like open my mouth make breeze enter am, and if i open my mouth for dis ur bike, na catarrh u go use feed me night food, dey go jor" i added. I tot of throwing away the catarrh soiled handkerchief. "abeg, i no go troway am jor, i like dis my blue handerchief well well, if i reach house i go wash am" i tot, putting it back to my pocket.

I concluded that i would walk since Isokun was just 10minutes walk from there. I haven't walked for 5minutes when my eyes saw a gory accident.

Hmmm glory accident.kip it cuming nwannéé

Flow m waitin 4 u its time 4 lunch

Mologi: Hmmm glory accident.kip it cuming nwannéé

nawah for u. Na gory, not glory.

Abi na dat okada man wey get cold,wey get catarrh, wey no well, wey dem reject for hospital, get accident so?

Damex333: Abi na dat okada man wey get cold,wey get catarrh, wey no well, wey dem reject for hospital, get accident so?

na him jorh

It was an accident involving the same bike i wanted entering 5minutes ago.

The "catarrh" bike man was lying on the floor. He was crying bitterly. I tot he was dead.

As i came closer to where he was lying helpless, i realized he wasn't dead, because he was muttering something in Yoruba.

The other bike man was not moving, maybe he was dead. I saw blood goshing out of the face of the "catarrh" bike man, his forehead was injured. In other for blood not to enter his eyes, i quickly brought out my handkerchief to cover his eyes. The soiled handkerchief, "shebi na ur catarrh dey for the handkerchief, catarrh go enter ur eye be dat na" i tot almost laughing. At that moment, people had gathered around, someone had even offered to rush the injured bike men to the hospital with his car.

"so na so i for take die, e remain small wey i for enter that bike oh, God i thank u oh" i tot as i walked into Emeka's compound, not knowing something would chase me out.

A Dog, a huge dog. I initially tot it was a lion. If there is any animal created by God that i have phobia for, it is a Dog. Even a puppy could scare the living daylight off me, but this one was sure not a puppy but a lion, or so i tot.

I ran as fast as my legs could go wishing i had four legs that could make me run faster. "Emeka oh!! Lion oh!! Emeka oh!! Lion oh!!" i was shouting as i ran. It was as if Emeka heard me shouting, so he shouted "Jade!! Stop there!!". I tot i heard, "Jade!! Get him!!", so i continued running out of the compound. "Ugo come back, the Dog is no more chasing u" Emeka said from the balcony upstairs.

I couldn't take a step, until Emeka came and walked with me upstairs.

His room was heaven on earth. "oboy e don tay wey AC blow me like dis oh, even the AC for Blue angels hotel no blow reach dis one oh" i tot as i drank the champagne he offered me.

He sat close to me; too close for comfort. His fingers were caressing my shoulders, moving towards my neck as he said, "Ugo, éwú kwâ fine boy oh". "u dey mad, rubbish h'omo" i almost cursed him.

His hands were now moving to my broad chest as he said, "just allow me to do u, i will give u plenty money, i get money yanfu yanfu". "na your papa u go do, no be me" i almost cursed him.

He tot he was turning me on, he didn't know i was planning something. Something evil.

I stood up and unlocked my belt, as if i was ready for the show to begin. He Stood up also, came close to me and his hands were going down to remove my trouser completely, i smiled, i didn't complain.

I assisted him in removing my trouser, i smiled again, i didn't complain.

Now with just my boxers on, he knelt down and wanted to start giving me a b'low job, and................................... I gave him an Uppercut that could knock out even the best boxer in the world. It did knock him out and he was lying unconscious on the floor.

I couldn't even wait to put on my trouser, i just ran out. As i ran out with full speed, i heard a loud bark, it was Jade.

I didn't stop running but increased my pace. Jade chased me until....................... I sighted a bike, waved at it, it stopped, i quickly jumped on it and ordered the bike man to move.

It is obvious before say Emeka na Gay

this guy u no go kill me here

Hw dis ibo men 2 b Homo nah.hmmm MAKA-WHY

Rugged U. Boss what time will u be updating this thread so we can be coming 4 our daily or hourly dosage of FLOWmycin

U get luck e for finish dat ur yansh wen u tell dey do Ireti y u no flog am with dat ur belt small d fainting too fast.

Choi...i dn dy view dis thread for mur than 5 hours now...abeg FLOW flow lyk my village stream,i dy wait with my super fone and strong battery....biko oo papa

God really saved you, U no enter the bike.

But flow you no try at all,you for wait and deal with Emeka more,cos i dont know wetin e do see for ur nash

Flow u know go kiil ur self ooo na which kind friend u come get again like dis now. But sha u 4 wait 4 d dog make he do u well now but love ur write up pls do keep it up.

yoyo the first: U get luck e for finish dat ur yansh wen u tell dey do Ireti y u no flog am with dat ur belt small d fainting too fast.

yoyo the first, or rather yoyo my first lady, how far?

Nice one flow, but the suspense is killing.
Pls hurray up.pls

flow honey........... can u pls stp kiping me in suspense?