Needlelady:

who told you he's happily married?

He sounds happy in his marriage.
at lkeast he's not trying to get a second wife like some others

He sounds happy in his marriage.
at lkeast he's not trying to get a second wife like some others

What? The Oyb that supported polygamy with the last drop of his blood? The same Oyb that has beeen eyeing me since i described myself? .

Girl, you are making a mistake. You may think it's the likes of Sly and Pataki that sleeps around, but in most cases, guys like that just have big mouths and are monogamous, it's the underground operators like OYB and bawomolo that can get a woman pregnant even when they are still certified virgins.

needlelady is putty in the hands of an experienced chap like me. Women like her are all talk until you put them on their back where they belong.

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wish OYB good luck ooooooooo
Your handle shoulda been ''Hammerlady'' not needlelady.  . neddle is way too small  

OYB? pipe dreamer he is. Tell him I'm a strong and independent  woman that do not take orders from men. I control the affairs of men and not men controlling my affairs. Welcome to the 21st century babe.

needlelady is putty in the hands of an experienced chap like me. Women like her are all talk until you put them on their back where they belong.

Where do I belong? kitchen abi? you better have another think coming sweetie. Guys like you cannot even get me pregnant because you cannot pump more than 3 minutes.

Needlelady:


Where do I belong? kitchen abi? you better have another think coming sweetie. Guys like you cannot even get me pregnant because you cannot pump more than 3 minutes.

bia this girl
what are you looking for?
Igbos say one should say where it itches lest she be sctratched in the wrong spot
you are getting too practical.

make I leave una.
david please be careful
I don begin fear this girl

I usually make all the moves though I appreciate when I'm the one getting asked for the number :-)

There are times when due to the nature of our relationship, perhaps we were introduced by a mutual friend we have in common, I would not meet a person through the normal means where I'm asking them for their number.

In those cases, the context of "let's hang out" can be pretty ambiguous. In cases like that, it can be useful to have the other person make a move if they're also interested.

In general though, it doesn't matter to me since I'll usually take the steps to find out if someone is interested. Though it is a pretty nice feeling when someone I'm interested in makes the moves on me.

bia this girl
what are you looking for?
Igbos say one should say where it itches lest she be sctratched in the wrong spot
you are getting too practical

No fear. He thinks that because his nickname is pre-intimacy, he's all that. i telly you, it's only minute men that answer bogus sexual names. Keep me in my place my sweet  bootylicious behind.

Needlelady:

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OYB? pipe dreamer he is. Tell him I'm a strong and independent woman that do not take orders from men. I control the affairs of men and not men controlling my affairs. Welcome to the 21st century babe.

I Tip Me Hat To You

Needlelady:

Where do I belong? kitchen abi? you better have another think coming sweetie. Guys like you cannot even get me pregnant because you cannot pump more than 3 minutes.

Too much talk. Get down to the practicals . . . women like you will be the ones crying of tiredness after 2 secs.

A good Read for OYB, BAWOMOLO and pre-intimacy.:

Why most Nigerian men can’t go for more than one round of sex at a time
By AZOMA CHIKWE
Tuesday, April 15, 2008

Naturopathic physician, Dr Sandra Ekwunife has said that most Nigerian men can’t go for more than one round of sex at a time because of weak erection or premature ejaculation.

However, she said if a man could maintain a rock – hard erection and could hold on for 30 minutes to one hour, even a nympho should be absolutely satisfied.



She opined that if a man could hold on for his partner to orgasm, the question of how many rounds that was involved during the intercourse may not arise.

Ekwunife said that the important point is for a man to last long enough to satisfy his partner, stressing that a one round of intensive encounter lasting between 30 and 45 minutes from pre-intimacy to orgasm will be moderately satisfying to an average couple than to have 10 rounds in 10 minutes.

Her words: “The big question, why most Nigerian men can’t go for more than one round? It still amounts to the same problem of weak erection and premature ejaculation. If a man could maintain a rock-hard erection and could hold on for 30 minutes to one hour, even a nympho should be absolutely satisfied. If a man could simply hold on for his partner to orgasm, we may not be counting how many rounds he went.

“A man may go for 10 rounds in 10 minutes while another may go for one round in one hour. So, in my personal opinion, I think the important point is for a man to last long enough to satisfy his partner. The truth is that one round of intensive encounter lasting between 30 and 45 minutes from pre-intimacy to orgasm will be moderately satisfying to an average couple. So, the issue of how many rounds does not hold water, rather we should focus our attention on how long round lasts.

“Erectile dysfunction or impotence is the inability to obtain and or sustain an erection. It is estimated that about 40 per cent of men will have chronic erectile dysfunction at some point in their lives and most men suffering from impotence are above 40. But there are still a few younger men below 40 who suffer from this problem today.”

“There are so many causes of erectile dysfunction or impotence – Habitual fatigue syndrome, stress – both physical, emotional and psychological, alcohol over-indulgence, obesity or over weight and pot belly, pile, constipation, diabetes, high blood pressure, infection – most sexually transmitted ones.

“Some cases can also be related to the medications used in treatment of some health conditions like high blood pressure, diabetes, insomnia and executive stress, etc.

“Is there a cure for erectile dysfunction? In orthodox practice, I don’t think there’s any medicine that permanently cures impotence. But in naturopathy, I will say a resounding “yes”, because I have seen the miracle that is possible only in nature. As a naturopathic physician, I wont give you ‘sex stimulant’ – I’d firstly trace the genealogy of the condition and depending on the diagnosis, I’d offer help and that most often include correcting anomalies, balancing key body energies and energizing the weak points to bring about a perfect harmony.

Within three days of treatment, your body, mind and spirit will come alive. I speak from experience. We treat with standardized herbs. It doesn’t matter how long the condition has lasted – once treatment is initiated, the result must follow.

Since impotence is the inability to obtain and or sustain an erection, weak erection could well be referred to as partial impotence. When a man can obtain an erection but is unable to sustain it long enough to penetrate and deposit semen after copulation, it could simply be referred to as weak erection.

“Premature ejaculation could be defined as ejaculation that occurs too early before both partners desire it to occur.

There are documented cases of some men ejaculating within two minutes of penetration. Usually, this leaves women both aroused and frustrated. And you must agree with me that this is a dangerous combination. Imagine arousing a woman during a lengthy pre-intimacy and just as she allows penetration and then relaxes for the show to begin, the shower comes and its all over. If this happens on a daily basis, then anything can happen believe me, it is more frustrating than weak erection.

Premature ejaculation can cause infertility. Yes. It most often does. Just as impotence and weak erection could make penetration impossible or difficult, premature ejaculation could prevent the sperm from being deposited right inside the vaginal tube. In fact, some men ejaculate before penetration, yes it could be that bad.

“Testing the sperm is one of the easiest fertility tests. A man can easily walk into a lab and request for a sperm test. It is called ‘Semen Analysis’. But when the result is out, you’d used the services of a physician to analyze it. Your doctor will look at several factors including the number of sperm that is present in the sperm (sperm count) the shape of that sperm (morphology) and how the sperm swim (motility). And there are two problematic conditions as it affects sperm count that only semen analysis can clearly point them out – oligosperms and azoospermia.

“Oligospermia is the production of too little sperm. Clinically, oligospermia is defined as less than 20 million sperm per millimeter of semen. The average being between 60 million and 120 million.

“While azoospermia is a condition in which the man produces no sperm. This is pain condition is very uncommon though. Azoospermia can be both permanent and reversible. The permanent case of azoospermia is where he man is sterile and this could be caused by many factors in the man’s life including congenital issues, testicular injuries or even genetical issues. But the reversible cases could be that, caused by infection. And if the infection is completely treated, the azoospermia may be corrected.

“The problems stated above respond very well to herbal treatment. Self-medication is really not an option when we discuss about sperm issues.

“Is there a remedy for weak erection and premature ejaculation? Oh yes, we have a perfect solution to these embarrassing conditions. Even in our local communities, we have preparations commonly referred to as “Man-power”. The Hausas call it ‘Burantashi’, the Igbos call it ‘Ike agwu nwa nkpi’ and the Yorubas call it ‘Mokole’. Our forefathers used them to take care of themselves. The only difference today being that the herbs are standardized and hence, safer than before. So, you have a perfect solution in nature. Talk to your physician today.

 http://odili.net/news/source/2008/apr/15/504.html

4 Him:

Too much talk. Get down to the practicals . . . women like you will be the ones crying of tiredness after 2 secs.

I say I won leave before the anatomy lessons begin

OYB? pipe dreamer he is. Tell him I'm a strong and independent  woman that do not take orders from men. I control the affairs of men and not men controlling my affairs. Welcome to the 21st century babe.

well you have a right to daydream

And come to think of it. . .
With all these mouth you are making here. . . . . .You could be a weakling Typa lady from what i can see

Too much talk. Get down to the practicals . . . women like you will be the ones crying of tiredness after 2 secs.

Tired? A natural ruffryder like me can never get tired unless your _{pump action} can release ^bullets continously for 3 hrs. That's me baby. Ar you up to the task? of course no!

no be only weakling, she's probably the hypersensitive type, those ones that are already moaning just by touching their elbows and neck.

Correct!

And come to think of it. . .
With all these mouth you are making here. . . . . .You could be a weakling Typa lady from what i can see  

Speculation speculation speculation.  I can pocket Fore play in a second and turn him to a beast of burden.

all talk and no action.

Needlelady:

Tired? A natural ruffryder like me can never get tired unless your _{pump action} can release ^bullets continously for 3 hrs. That's me baby. Ar you up to the task? of course no!

that's a lie and you know it. No woman can stand 3hrs straight not even you.

na wa o
hotfunmi you don cause trouble now.
Our Nigerian men are not what who that fake doctor is describing.
The average Nigerian man has 6 kids so his kini dey!
Even our 70 year old men with HBP,diabetes and hernias are still in tip top shape.
go to northern Nigeria and see their pregnant brides

funmi jidekwa k'iji

no be only weakling, she's probably the hypersensitive type, those ones that are already moaning just by touching their elbows and neck.  

Is that why you call yourself pre-intimacy? to pacify you?  Real men don't talk much, their actions do the talking and it's a pity I can't get any proof on your sexual prowess because there are no exes that can attest to your weak peewee. I suggest you stay away from sugar because that sht will weken it the more. Try herbs and see whether you can hold erection for at least 5 mins. How many times have you come in your pants?

that's a lie and you know it. No woman can stand 3hrs straight not even you.

Sorry, Funmi can stand it. Don't mind those women that call you the man, they just want you to feel good about yourself even though your sex was yukky. How else will they continue to reap from your largesse if they don't lie to you? The difference is that I don't need your largesse, why can't I tell you the truth?. YUCK!!!!

funmi jidekwa k'iji

translate plz.

Needlelady:


Speculation speculation speculation. I can pocket Fore play in a second and turn him to a beast of burden.

You have mouth!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Well Iono about anybody . . . .Not even your presumptive husby OYB . . .
But as for me. . . . .U cant stand 3 hrs!. . . . Please believe that

all talk and no action

You want action? Go get your viagra and burantashi first, then come and talk to me.

Needlelady:

Sorry, Funmi can stand it. Don't mind those women that call you the man, they just want you to feel good about yourself even though your sex was yukky. How else will they continue to reap from your largesse if they don't lie to you? The difference is that I don't need your largesse, why can't I tell you the truth?. YUCK!!!!

3hrs straight?   The only way you can claim to be able to stand it is if u've done it before which i know u havent.

Needlelady:


Is that why you call yourself pre-intimacy? to pacify you?  Real men don't talk much, their actions do the talking and it's a pity I can't get any proof on your sexual prowess because there are no exes that can attest to your weak peewee. I suggest you stay away from sugar because that sht will weken it the more. Try herbs and see whether you can hold erection for at least 5 mins. How many times have you come in your pants?

Is that the favorite past time of those small boys who have been following u around? No wonder you think all men have small peewees.

You have mouth!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Well Iono about anybody . . . .Not even your presumptive husby OYB . . .
But as for me. . . . .You can't stand 3 hrs!. . . . Please believe that

I can't believe that as young as you are, you can't even go 3hrs. What will then be the case of over 40 yrs men like OYB and Bawomolo?

hmmmm, i dont see anything bad in telling a guy how i feel, if i feel he likes me, why not pop the question,
back in naija, i used to like this guy as in really like, i knew he liked me also but i was doing the fronting watever, left naija and we were talking bout stuffs we did way back, i then told him i liked him and shit, he was now like why was i fronting and stuff,, i coulda just told him my feelings etc etc,
since then swore never to hide my feelings, ive done it for some guys now,
one even has a gf, told him i liked im and too bad he has a gf and shit, till today we still remain good friends, no stuff about him caling me cheap or anything,
2nd dude felt cos of the distance and stuff, we shuld just remain cool friendsand if its meant to be, then we would def meet,
like i said real men would never say ure cheap or anything, personally never met anyone who has said that or amongst my freinds sef,

The Sly:

But as for me. . . . .You can't stand 3 hrs!. . . . Please believe that

dont mind her, she thinks she's talking to 4yr olds.