saucekid:

poster don enter lagoon

hehehhehhee lmao!

saucekid:

poster don enter lagoon

LMAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

when a mother beats her child with one of hand she brings him/her closer with the order hand. Enough of all this insult. His not the first person who has made this kind of mistake and definately will not be the last. Please just let him be if you don't have any solution for him.

are u referring to me?. . . .guess not. . .because if u go 2ru all my post here, i have never crucified him like others did. . . instead have told him wat 2 do.

O boy u don Bleep up. Instead of u go dey talk about ur education and how u go become person, na 2 give woman bele na em bi ur problem at ur age. Well, e don bi, just dey ready cos u go soon become father.

Shior! This post is still here
^{(Looks at post, hisses and walks out, )}

U must eat the FRUIT of ur LABOR---oshisco

This is what we call medicine after death. Done deed. Pray !!

Forbidden fruit must have been indeed tasty!

But where did the poster hide?

LOL @ the topic and LOL @ the replies too
Nairalanders u guys r funny u all had me in splits i havent laughed like this in ages lol
i'm a new member by the way

ask mammywater
the guy dey there with am inside lagoon

tilyb:

LOL @ the topic and LOL @ the replies too
Nairalanders u guys r funny u all had me in splits i havent laughed like this in ages lol
i'm a new member by the way

Welcome! Nairaland is a laughing forum

saucekid:

ask mammywater
the guy dey there with am inside lagoon

Chei, means Jojomi has a new girlfriend

WELLLCUUMM TO FATHERHOOD!!!![color=#006600][/color]

guy i hope say you get work for hand sha, if your own don finish be that. no prbolem now shey be na you do am, and when you dey do am the thing dey sweet and totori you hennnnnnnnnn, go dey save now, start buying items like feeding bottles, baby clothes etc. if u no know where to get am call i can be of help to now. what are friends for.

what sort of question are u asking it sounds foolish

it matters o.saucekid.she be na hiim post am.[i][/i]

Pikin wey dey dance SULUGEDE

suppose know say

SULUGEDE na spirit dance. ask ur papa wetin e mean.

uhm. . . . .

Congratulations my guy, 25 or 22, you must be responsible for your actions. hope you will call us for the naming.

the woman suppose don born by now na
na 15 pages e don reach

you need help, get some here

bro.,e dey sweet u wen u dey do d tin.why can u hold ur body or better use condom.it's ur destiny admit it man.

Oboy my advise for u, is why did u atemp to spoil someone pikin and seeking for help from nairaland? u better sit up

[i][/i][size=8pt][/size][color=#000099][/color]Chai Guy u funny ooo, You no even feel peety for the babe , You rush am finish b4 u start 2 dey ask am when last she see her period, Now u dey shake say make she no get belle, If she come get nko? Just no 4get invite uus 2 come chop rice and chicken or better still make i give u better advice, tell her to take gynaecocide, You will get it at any chemist nearby, This one has no side effects and will work perfectly, she should take it with warm water 1st thing in the morning before eating and wait 2-3 hrs b4 she eats anything. Try tht and yoou will come back to tell me that she has seen her lost period,

Fellow Nairalander,

i'm 25yrs of age, my girlfirend is 22yrs, she visited me this weekend in which we had sex several times, she there after told me that her last menstration period was 12th April, (this month), going through somebooks this morning on Ovulation, i discovered that it is a wrong period of having sex, please help me out what should i do, although insemination was not all inside
she must not get preganant,

please reply

How I see it is, SHE is your girlfriend. So whether you use a condom or not it's up to you. But when it is the wrong period to have sex there is the risk of her getting pregnant. Just make sure you know when those risky days are so you don't make the same mistake again. I'm assuming you don't like condoms? If you don't like the rubber, use the pullout trick (which isn't 100% safe), or abstain from sex during that period. Unless she's on those contraceptive pills?

jasonbod:

How I see it is, SHE is your girlfriend. So whether you use a condom or not it's up to you. But when it is the wrong period to have sex there is the risk of her getting pregnant. Just make sure you know when those risky days are so you don't make the same mistake again. I'm assuming you don't like condoms? If you don't like the rubber, use the pullout trick (which isn't 100% safe), or abstain from sex during that period. Unless she's on those contraceptive pills?

abstinence remains the surest way of staying safe from unwanted pregnancies, std's et al and head aches.

saucekid:

the woman suppose don born by now na
na 15 pages e don reach

Naira-News

Reporter: Emmeno Orji

Just yesterday afternoon, the Nigerian Police, after investigation started three months ago of the whereabout of Jojomi the suspect of the Pregnancy of the daughter of the Area Command Police Boss, saw someone that looks like Jojomi, around Ile-Ife, while the said Jojomi resemblance has been arrested and awaiting sentence (the family don pay all the Judges for this country say they no even want trial),the family of the girl celebrated the birth of 3 uglyful boys (Triplet?? Thank you Jesus, but they woowo no bi small) yesterday afternoon, so there was no time for any of the family (who vowed to castrate Jojomi) to see the said suspect. We from the News room here in Nairaland station wishes the lady success as she starts this journey of Motherhood.
All trys to talk to any of the family was to no avail. We will keep you posted as soon as we get any more news.

This is Emmeno Orji reporting for Nairaland

@Emmeno

You get time oo!

see i'm trying to make them stop posting to this topic, the guy dun either jand or arrested, I'm trying to be a good citizen

@poster you didn't use protection? get ready to be a father happy fatherhood

no be today!

i can't laugh