I weep because
I was working
away

Creative mind: Did you say Genuine love? I beg to differ, genuine love won't run when his or her partner is HIV positive. The guy was fake.

Is it genuine love that will protect him from the HIV? Guy that's dangerous

How old are you... just asking to know if you have attained the age so i can arrange one Caro for you.

how long have you got?

dridowu: I am Under 17

Stil under 17 wen pikin don full house

devigblegble: I think mine was worst,my girl was wrongly accused and she was put in jail for two days and I never paid a visit while she was in jail pretending I never knew she was in jail,when she came out,she saw me flirting with another girl,that was how our relationship ended but today I regretted it cuz I've never met a girl that really loved me like she did pls someone tell her I'm so sorry

Ahn ahn! This one is wickedness oo!

Uwakuwak: I weep because I was working away

walking away

the best thin to do is to port

yuzedo: she ask four N500,000 and I dint hav local mony so I rimove one zerro and only giv d maga $50,000. well we brake up & now am looookin on NL four a new sweet babes

dry as usual

eedreez505:
Stil under 17 wen pikin don full house

hmmmmm baba u fnd me reach here, i just dy even think of u sef. Enjoy

Monicasque: i said i was HIV positive and the fool ran

He didn't run because you said you were HIV positive. He ran because you refused to be tested to ascertain your true HIV status.
Moreover who wants to stay with someone who can lie about anything and everything.

I collected my car key which I presented as a birthday gift to her.

I woke up by 2 am and sneaked into the bathroom, wore the special red robe I arranged with a white skull painted on the front and brought out red candles and incense and started burning them in the bedroom, I threw a pillow at her head and started shaking when she woke up, I had a machete in my right hand as I was approaching the bed where she lay.

Suddenly I started sobbing and confessing to her that I cannot kill her, that I joined a new secret cult and they asked my to bring the head of my most loved girlfriend. She ran out with her underwear and slept in the next flat till morning, she has never came back to collect her clothes and handbag ever since........... she also changed her phone number...........

Creative mind: Did you say Genuine love? I beg to differ, genuine love won't run when his or her partner is HIV positive. The guy was fake.

A babe once came with the HIV story, so I asked that we go for a Confirmatory test and she refused. So I should have stuck with her bah? And maybe risk contracting the disease from her.

pekelepekele: I sent a wonderful text message to her with another gal name on it and she was like God don catch you today . I don't know you are a cheat , itz ova bye

bros, u don kill me with laughter here o, Well i don learn new style. Chai na wao hahahahaha.

7842I: I woke up by 2 am and sneaked into the bathroom, wore the special red robe I arranged with a white skull painted on the front and brought out red candles and incense and started burning them in the bedroom, I threw a pillow at her head and started shaking when she woke up, I had a machete in my right hand as I was approaching the bed where she lay.

Suddenly I started sobbing and confessing to her that I cannot kill her, that I joined a new secret cult and they asked my to bring the head of my most loved girlfriend. She ran out with her underwear and slept in the next flat till morning, she has never came back to collect her clothes and handbag ever since........... she also changed her phone number...........

Guy you wicked ohh.

7842I: I woke up by 2 am and sneaked into the bathroom, wore the special red robe I arranged with a white skull painted on the front and brought out red candles and incense and started burning them in the bedroom, I threw a pillow at her head and started shaking when she woke up, I had a machete in my right hand as I was approaching the bed where she lay.

Suddenly I started sobbing and confessing to her that I cannot kill her, that I joined a new secret cult and they asked my to bring the head of my most loved girlfriend. She ran out with her underwear and slept in the next flat till morning, she has never came back to collect her clothes and handbag ever since........... she also changed her phone number...........

bros, if na me be d girl i no go even sleep around d house for dat night o. Hahahahaha

Ah started calling her once a week nd even if she caLls, I talk sluggishly or ah shout nd pick a fight wif her buh she no gree leave me. And I cnt do it,ah dnt want to feel guilty.

I demanded for more sex time and she threw in the towel.

I made my brother's friend from out of town give me a ride in his BM convertible (it was latest then) past my friend's house at am hour when I knew he hangs out with his friends.
He was with like 10 of his buddies when we slowly drove past in this roofless car! My friend died a million times! All the love changed to hate
That was horrible!

sheyie2007: I'd recommend idowuogbo... You'll find her in the romance section.. Goodluck to you!.. She de use bottle fight sha o

aninul

Just Saka. Das all

This happened to a friend back in school then. After seeking for several ways to end the relationship and couldn't find, he sought for my advice !!
I asked if he had slept with the girl in question and he said no.
Good...oya go tell am u be homo.,which he did and that did the magic !!
she left with her wahala and never came back.

clemz85: omo! luv jam me, i tried every to escape buit no way.
it worked when i toast her best friend and she told her, man she was hurt, but gues what, she never let go i'm even giving up

That's true with me too...I have broke up with her for like 3 times now and W̶̲̥̅ƹ get together back again..Now am fed up and I don'τ̲̅ know w̶̲̥̅̊h̶̲̥̅̊α̇̇̇̊†̥̥ to do..Whenever I feel like leaving her,I just can'τ̲̅ think about that and I'♏ fed up of her...Need some advice here

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I dated dis lady 4lyk 6months nd we had sex 3times but d most annoyin tin was dat she realy proved had 2get nd upon dat she wasnt gud in bed....wen she fell 4me she was madly in luv wit me...but d very 1st day we had sex was sure dat i cudnt play along wit her...wat i did was dat i went 2a computer center i draftd a transfer letter dat av bin moved 2 kastina state,...wen i showed it 2her, she was cryin nd i cudnt tel her she wasnt gud in bed

Worst tin i eva did was to cry cos of a gurl! It suckz

dridowu: I am Under 17

dridowu: I am Under 17

dridowu: I am Under 17

nd so wot?

yuzedo: she ask four N500,000 and I dint hav local mony so I rimove one zerro and only giv d maga $50,000. well we brake up & now am looookin on NL four a new sweet babes

Bro, you answers maga. Why does yu not shows her ya banabana plantashun? Shes see the manshun and marries yu on kredeet with fri punny.
Truss me.

7842I: I woke up by 2 am and sneaked into the bathroom, wore the special red robe I arranged with a white skull painted on the front and brought out red candles and incense and started burning them in the bedroom, I threw a pillow at her head and started shaking when she woke up, I had a machete in my right hand as I was approaching the bed where she lay.

Suddenly I started sobbing and confessing to her that I cannot kill her, that I joined a new secret cult and they asked my to bring the head of my most loved girlfriend. She ran out with her underwear and slept in the next flat till morning, she has never came back to collect her clothes and handbag ever since........... she also changed her phone number...........

Hahahahaaaa! Bros I swear u no well at all! I've seen lots of break-up antics in my time, but ur own na im bad pass! How did u even think it up? Na so u hate the girl?

A male friend of mine said that how he ended one of his relationships in the past was that - he suspected the lady's genotype cld be AS cos her elder brother who was his friend is AS, so he told the lady he was ready to 'settle down' but dat his genotype is AS (he is actually AA) dat the lady shud go for blood test. She went n found out she is AS and came crying to him. He feigned tears n dat he was heartbroken. They had parting sex that day. We ladies don suffer!

Msuleiman: [color=#990000][/color] nd so wot?

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