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How To Woo A Man? by Alert(f): 10:37pm On Jun 11, 2008 |
Please your suggestions are needed especially from the menfolk. I am tired of seeing "how to woo a woman" so guys lets try something different and more interesting. |
Re: How To Woo A Man? by Nobody: 10:47pm On Jun 11, 2008 |
Just shake your yansh at his sight! typical NAIJA woman formula |
Re: How To Woo A Man? by arianne(f): 10:54pm On Jun 11, 2008 |
just turn on your God -given charm if u know what i mean, and if u don't, consult an herbalist! ok, really just be your sweet self and pretend he is the most important thing in your life. |
Re: How To Woo A Man? by Nobody: 11:16pm On Jun 11, 2008 |
Smile when he talks Cross your legs when he's watching Steal occassional glances at him, he has to be aware Don't walk hurriedly to meet him, learn to have a slow, gazelle-like walk You don't have to talk much, it's all about your actions, baby |
Re: How To Woo A Man? by coldwater(m): 11:19pm On Jun 11, 2008 |
stillwater: from personal experience?? |
Re: How To Woo A Man? by Nobody: 11:46pm On Jun 11, 2008 |
stillwater: Lakiriboto~ Elebolo |
Re: How To Woo A Man? by arianne(f): 11:51pm On Jun 11, 2008 |
jassie: i know thats a strong word, whats d meanin? |
Re: How To Woo A Man? by HRhotness(f): 12:24am On Jun 12, 2008 |
The most important trick in getting a mans attention is eye contact, steal occasional glances, hold his gaze for a little longer than necessary then smile before lookin away Be bold but not to assertive, walk over to a guy u like and say hi. . . make light conversation all the while holding eye contact and smiling. touch him lightly or subtly brush against him, eg touch his hand lightly when u laugh (prettily and/ seductively) at his jokes. . . or stroke his back or lightly brush against him when u walk up behind him. smile as much as u can. . . nothin tells a person that u like them more than smiling while lookin into their eyes whisper in his ear when u can. . . its a huge turn on for men; a bold step would be than to tell the guy u like him when he has responded positivelyto all your feminine charm, otherwise u can sit back and let him do the rest 1 Like |
Re: How To Woo A Man? by ztyle(m): 12:37am On Jun 12, 2008 |
Applause! |
Re: How To Woo A Man? by arianne(f): 12:38am On Jun 12, 2008 |
ztyle: welcome to the art of seduction! |
Re: How To Woo A Man? by proo212(m): 12:52am On Jun 12, 2008 |
I wish we had more emoticons to say I bow |
Re: How To Woo A Man? by HRhotness(f): 12:52am On Jun 12, 2008 |
ztyle:h ***takes a gracious bow*** arianne: You got that right! |
Re: How To Woo A Man? by Xerxes4(m): 12:56am On Jun 12, 2008 |
Alert: Fart in his presence!!! Farticles attracts men more than pheromones. |
Re: How To Woo A Man? by HRhotness(f): 12:58am On Jun 12, 2008 |
~Xerxes~: I spse thats wht attracts u eh? |
Re: How To Woo A Man? by Xerxes4(m): 1:03am On Jun 12, 2008 |
HR.hotness: My opinion does not necessarily mean that is what i do. . . . Duhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh. |
Re: How To Woo A Man? by HRhotness(f): 1:26am On Jun 12, 2008 |
~Xerxes~: yeah rite, heard that line before from the abundance of the heart. . . . |
Re: How To Woo A Man? by 4gotnheros(m): 2:26am On Jun 12, 2008 |
The most important trick in getting a mans attention is eye contact, steal occasional glances, hold his gaze for a little longer than necessary then smile before lookin away I'd get flattered with the first line applied, make a move and complete the mission if interested. The remaining lines? mheeen, I leave the premises, run for cover. DEMONIC BITCH! That what I'd class her. |
Re: How To Woo A Man? by Nobody: 3:02am On Jun 12, 2008 |
Lest I forget. . .nothing like having a cool, quiet confidence. |
Re: How To Woo A Man? by Nobody: 4:03am On Jun 12, 2008 |
loool. Una no go kill me with lafta. |
Re: How To Woo A Man? by kufreabasi(m): 3:56pm On Jun 12, 2008 |
coldwater: it's really love addict |
Re: How To Woo A Man? by sistawoman: 4:32pm On Jun 12, 2008 |
dont forget to always remember you are sexy and desired. When you feel sexy you walk sexy and you talk sexy and you act sexy. That is how sexyness ozzes out of you and they can feel it and sense it. My ex-boyfriend told me that i knew i was sexy and that the reason guys always hit on me was because it was ozzing out me and all around me. Everything about me said sexy. |
Re: How To Woo A Man? by sistawoman: 5:08pm On Jun 12, 2008 |
I think this song by Raheem Devaughn - woman says what a woman is: This is official right now in 4 minutes or less We going to crown all of them right now My momma your momma Baby's mommas mommas mommas Wife If you near a woman right now wherever you're at just turn to em and say you are appreciated I appreciate your smile (thank you) *And the nine months you take to carry and birth a child *(thank you) And the way you play dumb even when we living real foul ( ooo thank ya) And even as a single parent momma you still hold it down some how (thank you momma) making ends meet somehow (thank you momma) I appreciate your strength (thank you) How you never bite your lip to say what's on your mind (thank you) How you a lady in the streets and a freak when it's bedroom time (thank you) How you gon' ride with me roll with me and tell me what's yours is mine Fellas, If you aint got one better search the world to find Woman woman woman Strong Woman woman woman Grown Woman woman woman Special Woman woman woman Beautiful Woman woman woman Strong Woman woman woman Grown Woman woman woman Special Woman woman woman I appreciate your glow (Thank you) And when you get angry with us the way that you let us know (thank you) And i think it's so cute when you get so emotional (thank you) You know till you prove your point you just can't let it go (ha ha) But i like that though I appreciate so much (thank you girl) Like the I love you feeling girl when we touch (thank you girl) Like there's no you, no me, if there's no us (thank ya) And if she ever hears an urgency she'll come in a rush (thank you) To the rescue, man you better find you a Woman woman woman (Get you one man) Strong Woman woman woman (Ain't nothing like making love) Grown Woman woman woman Special Woman woman woman Beautiful Woman woman woman Strong Woman woman woman (when i get weak i need a strong woman) Grown Woman woman woman Special Woman woman woman She's gotta be street smart and educated Gotta good head on her shoulders A sexy swagger with sex appeal A grown woman hook up them home cook meals A grown woman who's confident Better recognize one where the grown ones sit And a grown woman knows how to tell you no A grown woman knows when to let you go You can have a big ol car and big ol house but next to God nothing else amounts to her Woman woman woman Strong Woman woman woman Grown Woman woman woman Special Woman woman woman Beautiful Woman woman woman Strong Woman woman woman Grown Woman woman woman Special Woman woman woman Aint nothing like a Woman woman woman Strong Woman woman woman Grown Woman woman woman Special Woman woman woman Beautiful Woman woman woman Strong Woman woman woman Grown Woman woman woman Special Woman woman woman |
Re: How To Woo A Man? by Eclairs: 5:37pm On Jun 12, 2008 |
Meet the man and introduce yourself. Case close! Next step, tell him u are following him to his house or else you would disgrace him. I gs he would see u mean business. Question? How often do women woo men. Men are suppose to woo women and thats why they are called woo-men bcs they are wooed by men. Get it? |
Re: How To Woo A Man? by Nobody: 5:40pm On Jun 12, 2008 |
Eclairs: |
Re: How To Woo A Man? by sistawoman: 5:40pm On Jun 12, 2008 |
Eclairs: Answer: If you woo the man correctly he will think he is wooing you. Everyone knows the woman controls everything we just let the men think our ideas are thiers. 1 Like |
Re: How To Woo A Man? by Eclairs: 6:23pm On Jun 12, 2008 |
sistawoman: ennnnn, why wont u say that? Tell us then. How do u woo the man correctly? I beg no make me laugh agn, cz I'm already loosing it. |
Re: How To Woo A Man? by Nobody: 6:26pm On Jun 12, 2008 |
Eclairs tell me how you'll woo a girl. . .you see, talk abt laughing, most of you men suck in that area. Sorry hon, nobody uses "i love your eyes" anymore |
Re: How To Woo A Man? by tope2000(f): 6:28pm On Jun 12, 2008 |
Very soon we wud have karma sutra lessons!!! |
Re: How To Woo A Man? by HRhotness(f): 6:29pm On Jun 12, 2008 |
Eclairs: LOL, is that how u fantasise about a girl wooing you? Me I woo men all the time oh, they waste too much time in getting around to it 1 Like |
Re: How To Woo A Man? by Nobody: 6:33pm On Jun 12, 2008 |
Woo = flirt? |
Re: How To Woo A Man? by Eclairs: 7:07pm On Jun 12, 2008 |
4Her: Woo a girl? Have never done it and would never do it cz I do not think its necessary. I meet a lot of beautiful girls daily and for some unknown reason, some of them fall in love with my personality. I gs that all I need really. After being friends for a while, they feel let down when I tell them I have girlfriend but then, they admire me even more for being honest. You sure didn't expect me to say "I love more than the love your father have for your mother" did you? |
Re: How To Woo A Man? by Eclairs: 7:09pm On Jun 12, 2008 |
HR.hotness: Wanted to be funny. At least someone got the joke. |
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