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Re: Silly Things You Believed As A Kid? by addicted268(f): 10:36pm On Sep 06, 2013 |
*if I break my shiny ball-shaped hair packer,I'd find sweets.I kept breaking them in 2 but never found any sweets. *swallow orange seed and it grows out of your hair *a bank must be shaped like a tank cos they sound alike.difference being the "b" and "t".besides one is used to store money(according to my mum) while the other is used to store water(that I knew). *a tooth can buy a bag of salt(my dad always said so whenever he would help take out a shaky tooth) *if u throw your tooth on d neighbor's roof,u sing so that the lizard can see ur teeth first before d rat cos when d rat sees ur teeth,it can't grow back. *willy-willy from d tv has disappearing powers and can wait for me at d stairs or in a dark room if I'm not escorted.always afraid of that damn ghost! *ugly looking flowers can talk *if a cat spits on your leg,the leg turns to a cat's leg. *lastly,check my poster 1 Like
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Re: Silly Things You Believed As A Kid? by okeke2: 10:41pm On Sep 06, 2013 |
was really terrified of those dementors in harry potter 3, 2.freddy krueger (tnx to my older cousin) 3. Puppet shows (still cant stand them) 4. really hated clowns at parties 5. even the joker in the batman series 6. and as of recent, "the 2012 doomsday mayan apocalypse" 7. and july 6th 2006 (u know why) 8. and that day of the eclipse in 2006 when i accidently looked at the sun.... |
Re: Silly Things You Believed As A Kid? by addicted268(f): 10:45pm On Sep 06, 2013 |
nyonye: I dont believe that your always stories, those days women used tissues, and nobody advertise always. There was "simple" way back,remember?and another one that looked sooo big,can't remember d name now. |
Re: Silly Things You Believed As A Kid? by hisawesomeness(m): 10:45pm On Sep 06, 2013 |
Women got pregnant by just over-feeding. |
Re: Silly Things You Believed As A Kid? by Nobody: 10:49pm On Sep 06, 2013 |
russianmob27: believed in Hell fire+100000 Likes |
Re: Silly Things You Believed As A Kid? by Leochizzy(m): 10:53pm On Sep 06, 2013 |
when I was a kid I use to tink dat; after my WAEC I will enter university nd stay jst 4yrs nd graduate. bt I neva knw dat my thought is far frm ASUU thought for all of us. god help us ooo. 2 Likes |
Re: Silly Things You Believed As A Kid? by cheapgadgets6: 10:55pm On Sep 06, 2013 |
Blvd dt India beat Nigeria 100-1 in a football match,indian players n ball dey turn to lion wch mks our players and even keeper run frm post ,and d onli goal we evntuali scord ws wen okparaji kicked d ball as it turnd to a bg rock and he died aftrwrds......so funi#lik if u blvd ds 2 Likes |
Re: Silly Things You Believed As A Kid? by bizmania(m): 11:04pm On Sep 06, 2013 |
russianmob27: believed in Hell firemy bros! Ure not wrong on this oo cos hell is real!!! And heaven too is real!! *fact* |
Re: Silly Things You Believed As A Kid? by EliteQueen(f): 11:15pm On Sep 06, 2013 |
I tought rich adults don't poo. |
Re: Silly Things You Believed As A Kid? by Royally(f): 11:23pm On Sep 06, 2013 |
addicted268: that should be Dr. Brown |
Re: Silly Things You Believed As A Kid? by easydoesit24(m): 11:46pm On Sep 06, 2013 |
ITbomb: I believed that the first woman was born with a dick but because of disobedience , God cut it off. They later warn me that if I let any girl outside my family members see my dick, it will disappear and I will become a girl.wetin rose con do o lolz 1 Like |
Re: Silly Things You Believed As A Kid? by chucky234(m): 11:50pm On Sep 06, 2013 |
pumpingmachine: me too. I used to strike a pose. I remember when my hand was on a girl's bossom and thunder struck. I felt sick for weeks cos of the evidence waiting for meNow this got me laughing loud |
Re: Silly Things You Believed As A Kid? by chucky234(m): 11:55pm On Sep 06, 2013 |
COOLDUN:The rumour of India beating Nigeria 99 - 0 first surfaced in 1987 and I was in primary 4 then,so its not a child's news as you were prolly yet to form in mummy's womb. |
Re: Silly Things You Believed As A Kid? by Nobody: 11:55pm On Sep 06, 2013 |
[quote author=Afam4eva]That Nigeria lost 99-0 to India What? I thought that was true. |
Re: Silly Things You Believed As A Kid? by Cestmoi1(f): 11:59pm On Sep 06, 2013 |
I can never forget this.cnt remember who told me,that if i shake a bottled water very well,it'll turn to palm wine.I tried it several times till i gave up trying wen d water didnt turn to palmwine. |
Re: Silly Things You Believed As A Kid? by Cestmoi1(f): 12:04am On Sep 07, 2013 |
Emmadani: Leke-leke give me ten white fingers.Lol. |
Re: Silly Things You Believed As A Kid? by Dhurmynick(m): 12:04am On Sep 07, 2013 |
I believe (nd still believe ) dat weneva u bend down in ikotun market nd u luk between ur legs, u see ghosts wu dnt wanna be seen.. ghostly widout legs.. etc nd they make sure u tell no ones i.e death, dumb etc.. i still no get liver do am even though i live around ikotun. i also believed dat.. to get a gal pregnant all u gotta do is kiss her i used to believe dat money is d root of all evil, den i learnt dat Gals/being broke ' is d root of all evil" i really do bliv dat gals r d root of all evil " Being 16 changes natin |
Re: Silly Things You Believed As A Kid? by Judek2(m): 12:16am On Sep 07, 2013 |
That masquerades are Spirits that come from ant holes.. I never knew they were human beings.. I believed that every man gives birth to his wife.. I was naughty, I can't stand thinking that only the ground sees a girls undies anytime she walks, so I will lie on the floor facing upwards wanting to see your **** whenever you pass me.. "Lord have mercy" 2 Likes |
Re: Silly Things You Believed As A Kid? by Judek2(m): 12:33am On Sep 07, 2013 |
cheapgadgets6: Blvd dt India beat Nigeria 100-1 in a football match,indian players n ball dey turn to lion wch mks our players and even keeper run frm post ,and d onli goal we evntuali scord ws wen okparaji kicked d ball as it turnd to a bg rock and he died aftrwrds......so funi#lik if u blvd ds It was even composed. We believed he tried to score, the ball turned to bunch of palm nuts, but he shot it anyways, and that was the only Nigerian goal.. He died, and that made fifa to expel India from football tournaments.. 2 Likes |
Re: Silly Things You Believed As A Kid? by lobell: 12:34am On Sep 07, 2013 |
elifemi: Cant stop laughing.... Makes me remember the sandalili song,recently heard its standard living and not sadalili |
Re: Silly Things You Believed As A Kid? by addicted268(f): 12:57am On Sep 07, 2013 |
Royally: Exactly.thank you! |
Re: Silly Things You Believed As A Kid? by tracker(m): 1:06am On Sep 07, 2013 |
I thought everything that appeared in the Newspaper was the Truth. Also those Actors and Actresses that dies in the films were real. I use to marvel how someone will allow himself to be killed after being paid. I thought they were brave and left the money for their families. I thought if you see a corpse, the person will come to you in the night. . 3 Likes |
Re: Silly Things You Believed As A Kid? by GatJokez(f): 1:34am On Sep 07, 2013 |
I believed many silly things too: • Mail traveled through pipes/ducts that were somehow invisibly interconnected all over the place. • A watermelon grew in a mom's belly until it grew super big, then she went and traded it for a baby at the market. • If I swallowed seeds, plants would grow out of my stomach. If I swallowed gum, my intestines would be glued together forever. • If it rained when the sun was shining, God was watering his garden in heaven. • I captured a butterfly and when I let it fly away, somehow that made me a butterfly healer. Ok, go ahead and laugh. I always laugh at my silly self, lol lol lol Children truly have wild imaginations 2 Likes |
Re: Silly Things You Believed As A Kid? by GatJokez(f): 1:39am On Sep 07, 2013 |
Judek2: That masquerades are Spirits that come from ant holes.. I never knew they were human beings.. Whaaaa lol lol lol, now that's funny imagination you had. |
Re: Silly Things You Believed As A Kid? by femlij: 3:11am On Sep 07, 2013 |
Whenever an aeroplane travel across d red sea, the sea draws d plane closer cos There's magnet in it. Was scared to board a plane 2 Likes |
Re: Silly Things You Believed As A Kid? by cutestme(f): 3:33am On Sep 07, 2013 |
A tree will grow in my stomach if I swallow a seed wen eating its fruit, and I will get pregnant. If I talk to a boy. |
Re: Silly Things You Believed As A Kid? by ojeffo: 4:01am On Sep 07, 2013 |
One naughty boy once told me he saw Commando at onitsha market.When he shouted his name, he (arnold) gave him a very big gun. I foolishly believed d story.Made me to always look around whenever I followed my elder sis to d market.hoping to see commando We also blv then that aeroplane drops money while flying..so we used to shout "alomplenu tudaalum akpa egoooooo" whenever one is flying above our area 2 Likes |
Re: Silly Things You Believed As A Kid? by Nobody: 4:15am On Sep 07, 2013 |
I thought if I played with my shadow it would kill me when i was sleeping,i was petrified to even look at my shadow...thanks to my older brother for feeding me that bs. I thought ppl were inside the tv I thought by the year 2000 we'd be living like the jetsons If i didnt brush and floss before bedtime the sandman would take me away when i'm sleeping...again thanks to my older brothers for that bs 1 Like |
Re: Silly Things You Believed As A Kid? by snakova(m): 4:35am On Sep 07, 2013 |
I believed in mami water. wtf i still believe dat shit |
Re: Silly Things You Believed As A Kid? by Nobody: 4:41am On Sep 07, 2013 |
What is this mami water of which u speak? |
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