Emmadani: av said it b4,if I'am to commit murder in dis life,it will definately on a gay guy.If i was a policeman and they gave me a task to hunt down either a notified armed robber who was walking harmless on d street OR a guy who stoled sweet at mama nkechi's shop harmed with a knife or cutlass and reported to b a gay,oboi i agree to hunt down d stewpid gay thief.If i catch dat kind guy d 1st tin na to distabilize him hand,dat is,i go beat that guy silly like say 2moro no dey.I go borrow dat mace 4rm rivers state house of assembly,i go beat dat guy til he paralyse.GUY U NO HATE GAY PASS ME.

iheneme:

Coefficient: The other day, my cousin's friend sent him a text and ended it with 'love you'. Told him to call the nigga back sharply to explain what that meant.
Dafuq is that shyte...huh? I can't for the life of me say that to my male friends!
Pet names? Yuck! Sorry, I'll pass!
No gay crap near me!

iheneme:

drnairalov: I remember going 2 canteen 1 day nd i saw 2 gurls 1 waz eating fried rice the oda odered 4 pounded yam

one waz like 'kike this rice is very delicious oo', so she spoonfed her friend nd everything went peaceful

On the other hand waz me nd my friend Jude I odered rice he odered Semolina

the rice waz actually sweet so i decide 2 copy the act the gurl did 4 her friend,

while trying 2 spoonfeed him he landed me a punch with the spoon, the mark is still on my face...*crying Pls Y??

mykemiley: Prevent urself & ur spouse from diabetes. A couple married for 20yrs were recently diagnosed with diabetes. Findings showed they both contacted d disease as a resultof d name they called each other such as honey, sweety, sugar, sweetheart andchocolate. Start calling ur spouse names like yoyobitter, bitterkola,dogoyaro,bitterleaf, bitterlemon, alabukun, oroki, epa ijebu e.t.c.

laclass: It sucks .don't even like it when a guy says 'HI' what happen to hey!,hello,Guy ,Bros or Wad up?so many ways guys can call or hail each other are many than using all that pet words..severally i av warned a friend of mine on fbook to stop saying 'Hi' to me online that he is not a girl..i really don't like it.it suckss

Yahoo1: now this is what i call wierd!


nothing is wrong with "HI"



i can say it now," hi Laclass.
see? nothing wrong dude

erictoonice:

thats a fat lie, girls hav more loosed friendship than guys cos they pretend a lot, lots of jelousy, envy, and lies. guys are much more simple with friendship and prefers action, wen guys arent close they are not but girls will pretend to each other for the rest of their life, wen quarrel comes, guys jst act mature and keep things to themselves in the case of girls u'll see the real jelousy manifesting at the end. Being emotional is not jst by some fake displays but inaction!!!