onyinye2:

this reminds me of what some boy said to my friend the other day. he was all like "hey" and she was like "umm im sorry don't believe i see any farms. because hey is for horses" i couldnt stop laughing.

Sorry but she's retarded.

LadyT:

ROTFLMAO@Stephen I'm feeling your signature!!!

Thanks. _{It's true though}

syren:

No attraction o. "Bad" boys are always cool to be friends with but not in relationships no way. I've tried it and it's too much trouble. So you like bad girls Stephen

Ha! Is that a trick question?

@stephen

i thought it was completely hilarious. she had every right to. it is all about respect. if you are meeting me for the first time you gotta put on your best. "hey" is for people you see on a daily basis. but you dont see me on a daily basis so you are gonna try and prove that i should give you the time of day.

What I dont like is if you have been given the brush off please brush off.  Dont come at me with more chessy loff lines.  

Play it cool a little cocky can be funny.  But telling a girl in a serious tone that you can get any girl you want pisses me off.  Makes me wonder why the hell your single in the first place Mr getwhateverIwant!

StephenP:

Ha! Is that a trick question?

No   promise  

Just curious. Do you like a girl who has groupies?  

syren:

No promise

Just curious. Do you like a girl who has groupies?

I can't judge someone like that.

StephenP:

Sorry but she's retarded.

That's a bit harsh, dude. I just thought it wasn't that funny.

Hannibal:

Trust me to come up with something. . . . .I'm a bad boy.
By the time i start, u won't remember if i said Hi or Hey. . . .

Excuse you? Don't make me reveal the things SHE told me here oooo!
Stop claiming to be a bad boy, you don't want me spilling your dark secrets to NL - yeye!

@syren

emmmmmmm syren u seee emmmm i will be happy to announce to u that stephen has got a very tough wife on this forum and she wouldnt be happy if she catches u flirting wt him _{clears throat}


@hannibal

that one is for them mumu babes naaaaa,because someone like me wt sharp brains wont even spare a guy a glance if he just walks up to me wtout saying hello or hi

c'mon u guys should give them single girls respect ,just hello or hi will do

Its the internet, anyone can claim to be a "bad" boy.

I'm just wondering why so many of the "bad" boys with "swagger" are still single.

j-girl:


That's a bit harsh, dude. I just thought it wasn't that funny.

but at least have to admit that she had every right to. how dare you approach some one like that?? it shows no respect.

j-girl:


That's a bit harsh, dude. I just thought it wasn't that funny.

Seriously if a girl responded like that, I'll google the nearest mental hospital. Unless she was smiling or laughing when she said so.

jek_kad:

@syren

emmmmmmm syren u seee emmmm i will be happy to announce to u that stephen has got a very tough wife on this forum and she wouldnt be happy if she catches u flirting wt him _{clears throat}

She's not flirting . . . just trying to know me better I guess.

j-girl:

Excuse you? Don't make me reveal the things SHE told me here oooo!
Stop claiming to be a bad boy, you don't want me spilling your dark secrets to Nairaland - yeye!

I surrender!!!! Please dont spill me milk all over the place.

jek_kad:

@hannibal

that one is for them mumu babes naaaaa,because someone like me wt sharp brains wont even spare a guy a glance if he just walks up to me wtout saying hello or hi

c'mon u guys should give them single girls respect ,just hello or hi will do

Jenny, when a guy is stupendously HOT. . . . a chic won't remember pleasantries.

jek_kad:

@syren

emmmmmmm syren u seee emmmm i will be happy to announce to u that stephen has got a very tough wife on this forum and she wouldnt be happy if she catches u flirting wt him _{clears throat}

No flirting here o. He's safe, just trying to make a point about men who have "groupies" as he calls it.    

Well Hannibal your not hot so I suggest you work on those lines or do what david does and just say HI!

cannibal abi na hannibal u guys berra learn how to approach a woman well ,cos all those hey and wasup wont take u anywhere,anyways there r diff types of girls and im very sure dat those dat answer to that hey and wasup are those dat lack attention

Hannibal:



Jenny, when a guy is stupendously HOT. . . . a chic won't remember pleasantries.

ummmm truly questionable. you cant say yes or no on this one. if i saw a guy like Tyson Beckford, yeah there wouldnt be any need for conversation. cause i would have met my match made in heaven j/k

But i must ask, arent the fellas the same??

jek_kad:

@syren

emmmmmmm syren u seee emmmm i will be happy to announce to u that stephen has got a very tough wife on this forum and she wouldnt be happy if she catches u flirting wt him _{clears throat}

Speaking of that, Jenny - i have extraordinary gist for you. If you see the way NL is blossoming with crushes nowadays ehn!
_{Just the other day, a particular person (whose username consists of something humans drink) ran away from me because she has a crush on a particular guy on this very very beautiful land (whose username is that of an animal). 'nuff said - they will start denying again}
You did not hear it from me ooooo!

onyinye2:

but at least have to admit that she had every right to. how dare you approach some one like that?? it shows no respect.

We are in a casual age, do you expect him to get all formal like Good morning??

StephenP:

Seriously if a girl responded like that, I'll google the nearest mental hospital. Unless she was smiling or laughing when she said so.

Even if she's laughing - it's still weird to say that in my opinion.

Hannibal:

I surrender!!!! Please don't spill me milk all over the place.

So you best stop broadcasting how "bad" you are supposed to be. SHE knows all your shortcomings and NL will be happy to hear all these about Hannibal

LadyT:

Well Hannibal your not hot so I suggest you work on those lines or do what david does and just say HI!

I don't blow ma trumpet unnecessarily but the few that have seen me would tell u one or two things. . . .
Hannibal can make u ditch your boy/f of 12 years.  Nuff said!!!

Do what who does?? I am not a pussy-footer.
I stick to me own rules that have been working for me for more than a decade.

jek_kad:

cannibal abi na hannibal u guys berra learn how to approach a woman well ,because all those hey and wasup wont take u anywhere,anyways there r diff types of girls and im very sure that those that answer to that hey and wasup are those that lack attention

quite true, an educated women who works around refined men all day will not answer to 'waaaassssuuuuppp' abeg take note.

davidylan:

Its the internet, anyone can claim to be a "bad" boy.

I'm just wondering why so many of the "bad" boys with "swagger" are still single.

hahahaha It looks like that because once you get married, you tend to drop the it.

jek_kad:

cannibal abi na hannibal u guys berra learn how to approach a woman well ,because all those hey and wasup wont take u anywhere,anyways there r diff types of girls and im very sure that those that answer to that hey and wasup are those that lack attention

Picture this and tell me what you think about it: A dude at a party or some event walks up to you and says "Hey, How you doing?" and he slightly hugs you.

Yes Hannibal for more than a decade we are still looking for Miss Right!

Better take advice!

j-girl:

Speaking of that, Jenny - i have extraordinary gist for you. If you see the way Nairaland is blossoming with crushes nowadays ehn!
_{Just the other day, a particular person (whose username consists of something humans drink) ran away from me because she has a crush on a particular guy on this very very beautiful land (whose username is that of an animal). 'nuff said - they will start denying again}
You did not hear it from me ooooo!  

lmao i think i know d person u r talking about but im not too sure

StephenP:

hahahaha It looks like that because once you get married, you tend to drop the it.

Picture this and tell me what you think about it: A dude at a party or some event walks up to you and says "Hey, How you doing?" and he slightly hugs you.

that will be d last day he'll see his 2inch manliness because i will plock it out wt a beer bottle

StephenP:

hahahaha It looks like that because once you get married, you tend to drop the it.

A bad boy will marry ONLY when he wants to. . . .
They don't get pressured into marriage like some wussies think.

LadyT:

Yes Hannibal for more than a decade we are still looking for Miss Right!
Better take advice!

You are clueless. . . .  . .Is Marriage the alpha n omega of all things. . . .
U better take advice now. . . . .Stop, look and listen when intellectuals are spewing(dont mind ma rhymez).

StephenP:

hahahaha It looks like that because once you get married, you tend to drop the it.

Picture this and tell me what you think about it: A dude at a party or some event walks up to you and says "Hey, How you doing?" and he slightly hugs you.

i would be totally turned off. [b]you can't just put your hands on me when you don't even know my last name. [/b]how would you feel if i just walk upon you and started rubbing my hands all over you? so ungentlemen like. but hey it could just be me. i grew up where you strive for a southern gentlemen

StephenP:

Picture this and tell me what you think about it: A dude at a party or some event walks up to you and says "Hey, How you doing?" and he slightly hugs you.

If they were a friend thaen fine, if not why would someone do that? explain  

jek_kad:

lmao i think i know d person you're talking about but im not too sure

I'll update you - I just need this place to clear out a bit. In fact, i don't know where to start from. Especially our good old Cadet denied she's not tripping for the dude but _{her actions spoke louder than her words} - dang it!

LadyT:

Yes [b]Hannibal [/b]for more than a decade we are still looking for Miss Right!

Better take advice!

Lady T - there are better ways to get a guy's attention and tell him you like him, you know?

What rubbish. I see a shawty along me ways, and I step up to her to say HI or Hello. . . . . good afternoon. . . . . . .


What kinda ladies get stereotyped to such nonsense of singular vocabulary jargons as introduction from a guy


I must be reading from a secondary school forum tonight.

What I don't like is if you have been given the brush off please brush off. Dont come at me with more chessy loff lines.

Play it cool a little cocky can be funny. But telling a girl in a serious tone that you can get any girl you want pisses me off. Makes me wonder why the hell your single in the first place Mr getwhateverIwant!

hahahaha. . true true!

@syren
u no dey listen?
leave stephen na. . unless you're, you know

j-girl:

I'll update you - I just need this place to clear out a bit. In fact, i don't know where to start from. Especially our good old Cadet denied she's not tripping for

he he he pls more update d pics is getting clearer

Jenny we will fight!

God forbid bad thing!

Hannibal is 4 foot 9!

LadyT:

Jenny we will fight!

God forbid bad thing!

Hannibal is 4 foot 9!

lmao wat did i do

LadyT:

Jenny we will fight!

God forbid bad thing!

Hannibal is 4 foot 9!

If i am 4"9' then u are less than 2"2'
Don't despair. . . . .  .U would date the midget on Hell Date.