Mesmerize:


@syren
u no dey listen?
leave stephen na. . unless you're, you know

you know what, lol. Like I said Stephens safe ,u don't know my age if you did you wouldn't worry  

jek_kad:

he he he please more update d pics is getting clearer

jenny ashiri atogbula gi lol me 2 oooo

onyinye2:

i would be totally turned off. you can't just put your hands on me when you don't even know my last name. how would you feel if i just walk upon you and started rubbing my hands all over you? so ungentlemen like. but hey it could just be me. i grew up where you strive for a southern gentlemen

You're amazed at my body? and/or you want to get down.

syren:

If they were a friend thaen fine, if not why would someone do that? explain

Ok let me try again. You've never met me before and I walk up to you and I say

"Hey my name is Stephen, what's yours?
You: My name is Syren
Me: Nice to meet you

. . . and I hug you right then and possibly peck you. What will be your reaction?

LadyT:

Jenny we will fight!

God forbid bad thing!

Hannibal is 4 foot 9!

Lol - i said it, not Jenny. Besides i happen to know via Intel that he's TDH so don't start giving the excuses about height. Just tell him you like him and finish it instead of attacking his "hotness"

Hannibal:

If i am 4"9' then u are less than 2"2'
Don't despair. . . . . .You would date the midget on Hell Date.

Kai - of all the midgets in the world. You didn't even go for the midget in Lorile, you went all the way to the guy in red.

syren:

you know what, lol. Like I said Stephens safe ,u don't know my age if you did you wouldn't worry

LOL! Just messing with u o. .
Tot I should protect my friend's man. . since everybody is doing likewise by accusing another of trying to get his attention. . jk

@boys
Bad boy attitude. . turn off!!!!
So, so, anywaz sha. . give me a ___________ anyday

chisimdi:

jenny ashiri atogbula gi lol me 2 oooo 

nwan ne oto bwo mu,asiri ne nyen obara

mana imaka ,obu gi no na profiligi,i bu asa nwa ,akwa nwa ki bu

I thought it was Jackal and Stilll water that were an item.

So Lady T is on that tip too.

Orisirisi

StephenP:

You're amazed at my body? and/or you want to get down.

how did i know you were going to say that. but if a guy tried to kiss me when we first met, he betta start shopping for an ice pack


i wonder what would happen if guys and gals switched places?? hmmm now that is a question that is hard to answer.

StephenP:


"Hey my name is Stephen, what's yours?
You: My name is Syren
Me: Nice to meet you

. . . and I hug you right then and possibly peck you. What will be your reaction?

I'll be like WTF? Get the hell off of me. .

Stephen, dnt ever do that. . wha da!!

StephenP:

Ok let me try again. You've never met me before and I walk up to you and I say

"Hey my name is Stephen, what's yours?
You: My name is Syren
Me: Nice to meet you

. . . and I hug you right then and possibly peck you. What will be your reaction?

Then you must have a death wish,lol   That's poor social conduct on your part. I will freak out and raise an alarm. No on second thought a slap will do  

j-girl:

Lol - i said it, not Jenny. Besides i happen to know via Intel that he's TDH so don't start giving the excuses about height. Just tell him you like him and finish it instead of attacking his "hotness"

She's playa-hating.
College girl's attitude. . . . .They pretend to hate what they love the most.

Kai - of all the midgets in the world. You didn't even go for the midget in Lorile, you went all the way to the guy in red.

Nah. . . . . LadyT would be a tad sophisticated for the midget in Lorile. . . . .So i chose Mr Hell Date with his garden fork.

doyin13:

I thought it was Jackal and Stilll water that were an item.

So Lady T is on that tip too.

Orisirisi

LadyT is happily married . . . . .She's been married 5 times in the last 8 years.

Stillwater?? What item??

doyin13:

I thought it was Jackal and Stilll water that were an item.

So Lady T is on that tip too.

Orisirisi

with love all things r possible

j-girl:

Lol - i said it, not Jenny. Besides i happen to know via Intel that he's TDH so don't start giving the excuses about height. Just tell him you like him and finish it instead of attacking his "hotness"

naaa shes not attacking his hotness shes just playing hard to get u know naaa ,but im very sure shes going to give in

syren:

Then you must have a death wish,lol That's poor social conduct on your part. I will freak out and raise an alarm. No on second thought a slap will do

lmao!!! speed dial 911
Sexual harassment!!
ways ppl get money this days! I no blame them sef!

jek_kad:

nwan ne oto bwo mu,asiri ne nyen obara

mana imaka ,obu gi no na profiligi,i bu asa nwa ,akwa nwa ki bu

o na enyem obaru 2 oo.na mi b dat oo lol

see as the thread don metamorphose into crushes and items. Bikonu.

davidylan:

see as the thread don metamorphose into crushes and items. Bikonu.

Hi david how are you today?

doyin13:

I thought it was Jackal and Stilll water that were an item.

So Lady T is on that tip too.

Orisirisi

Well i am not happy that you told jenny b4 me - but girl, that was one of the gists.
Correction - they are not YET an item

Lol - Hannibal, you know you're the dream man of a lot of girls on this forum. All i ask is take it easy with them. We have enough NL romance-weeping topics. We don't need you contributing to that effect again ooo

jek_kad:

naaa shes not attacking his hotness shes just playing hard to get u know naaa ,but im very sure shes going to give in

She's attacking it to get him and then. . . . . . .gbam! she makes him fall. B4 we know it, hannibal is gonna become one of those love-sick puppies on NL whining about how love is all we need.

Mesmerize:

I'll be like WTF? Get the hell off of me. .

Stephen, dnt ever do that. . wha da!!

onyinye2:

how did i know you were going to say that. but if a guy tried to kiss me when we first met, he betta start shopping for an ice pack


i wonder what would happen if guys and gals switched places?? hmmm now that is a question that is hard to answer.

syren:

Then you must have a death wish,lol That's poor social conduct on your part. I will freak out and raise an alarm. No on second thought a slap will do

LOL!! Y'all are just saying that. No worries.

chisimdi:

o na enyem obaru 2 oo.na mi b that oo lol 

nwanne u too much ,ibu asa

I also heard Davidylan has already been sighted in Houston

trying to do the honour with Onyinye2

Nairalanders sure move quickly

onyinye2:

Hi david how are you today?

hey (oops no horse farms here) holding up great. Bodi still dey inside cloth.  
Considered my proposal yet?  

j-girl:


She's attacking it to get him and then. . . . . . .gbam! she makes him fall. B4 we know it, hannibal is going to become one of those love-sick puppies on Nairaland whining about how love is all we need. 

dats y i said wt love all things r possible,jackal is becoming a love sick puppy already,d love vibrating from his keyboard sef is too much

doyin13:

I also heard Davidylan has already been sighted in Houston

trying to do the honour with Onyinye2

Nairalanders sure move quickly

ya gotta have options baby.

_{i'm going to get killed for this}

doyin13:

I also heard Davidylan has already been sighted in Houston

trying to do the honour with Onyinye2

Nairalanders sure move quickly

oh gawd   doyin comot for hiaaaa   information minister  

doyin13:

I also heard Davidylan has already been sighted in Houston

trying to do the honour with Onyinye2

Nairalanders sure move quickly

Funny thing, I heard they spotted you in Ajegunle!

How's the romance na?

Mesmerize:

Funny thing, I heard they spotted you in Ajegunle!

How's the romance na?

with quickygirl

davidylan:

hey (oops no horse farms here) holding up great. Bodi still dey inside cloth.
Considered my proposal yet?

you gave me a proposal?? hmm i have seem to forget. could you do the honors of reminding me??

Mesmerize:

Funny thing, I heard they spotted you in Ajegunle!

How's the romance na?

Mesmerize:

Funny thing, I heard they spotted you in Ajegunle!

How's the romance na?

What can I say. I like girls wey get akpu for leg

doyin13:

I also heard Davidylan has already been sighted in Houston

trying to do the honour with Onyinye2

Nairalanders sure move quickly

Doyin - I am the only official TMZ in NL. Do NOT make me fight you for taking my stories.

doyin13:

What can I say. I like girls wey get akpu for leg

oh  gawdddd

onyinye2:

you gave me a proposal?? hmm i have seem to forget. could you do the honors of reminding me??

HEHEHEHE. . . . . I knw there are several ways he would like to honour you