StephenP:

The guests who came with containers.

rotflmao. .that's so true in naija.

sm people even go to the wedding reception wt their openers ,spoon,knife and forks,rubbish

jek_kad:

sm people even go to the wedding reception wt their openers ,spoon,knife and forks,rubbish

LOL

jek_kad:

sm people even go to the wedding reception wt their openers ,spoon,knife and forks,rubbish

Even at the Nigerian parties I go to here, except the guys here a little more cautious so that it doesn't look like they're starving.

jek_kad:

sm people even go to the wedding reception wt their openers ,spoon,knife and forks,rubbish

rotflmao!!

StephenP:

LOL

Even at the Nigerian parties I go to here, except the guys here a little more cautious so that it doesn't look like they're starving.

Some dnt care. . the first thing they ask is "Where is the jollof rice?"

Morenisexy:

Some dnt care. . the first thing they ask is "Where is the jollof rice?"

LOL!! At the Igbo ones "Where's the isiewu?"

Esss:

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The parents. Finally these liabilties are leaving the house. One less mouth to feed. Time to start get returns on their investments.

StephenP:

LOL!! At the Igbo ones "Where's the isiewu?"

i have tears in my eyes that is sooo funny yes that is so true. yeah i have noticed more that as soon as the reception starts, the men start asking where the goat meat is and toothpick.

morenike r u laffing,i heard a story dat one man attended one wedding ,by the time d pple serving drinks came to his side and asked him wat he wanted  d guy told them,so he was given d drink ,but b4 d guy dat gave him d drink will dip his hands into his pocket to bring out the opener ,d drink has gone half way already

jek_kad:

lmao jgirl y doomsday and d tears

No more flirting anyhow, no more - i'm leaving to threaten him back to his senses, and then he stops catering to you - now you have to cater to the lazy rascal

onyinye2:

i have tears in my eyes that is sooo funny yes that is so true. yeah i have noticed more that as soon as the reception starts, the men start asking where the goat meat is and toothpick.

yeah

jek_kad:

morenike r u laffing,i heard a story that one man attended one wedding ,by the time d people serving drinks came to his side and asked him what he wanted d guy told them,so he was given d drink ,but before d guy that gave him d drink will dip his hands into his pocket to bring out the opener ,d drink has gone half way already

LOL that a Nigerian party for you. It's either there are so many bottle openers or not at all. LOL Damn I love Nigeria.

jek_kad:

morenike r u laffing,i heard a story that one man attended one wedding ,by the time d people serving drinks came to his side and asked him what he wanted d guy told them,so he was given d drink ,but before d guy that gave him d drink will dip his hands into his pocket to bring out the opener ,d drink has gone half way already

rotflmao!!

j-girl:

No more flirting anyhow, no more - i'm leaving to threaten him back to his senses, and then he stops catering to you - now you have to cater to the lazy rascal

yeah there is some truth in that. but i feel that things dont have to get to the point that the man stops catering to you. i mean i know things arent going stay "fresh and new" as when you started but you can make an effort to try and keep the romantic fire between yall still flaming after years of marriage.

Morenisexy:

Some dnt care. . the first thing they ask is "Where is the jollof rice?"

yes ooo, chop chop everywhere

onyinye2:

yeah i have noticed more that as soon as the reception starts, the men start asking where the goat meat is and toothpick.

toothpick ke.we dey talk life and death you dey say toothpick.make dem see the isi ewu first.after chop, they fit go home use broomstick pick the teeth now.

studentetc:

The guy, well the saddest probably thinking: What have i gotten myself into? Time will tell.

Mind you these are all covered with smiles which are only face deep.

na so your own mind go take be for your own time??

studentetc:

The Bride is always the happiest. reason being if she's not the virgin type, she's probably thinking " after shagging the whole of west africa, trial by error, hearbreaks and lonely nights, i can finally answer Mrs and flaunt it.

The guy, well the saddest probably thinking: What have i gotten myself into? Time will tell.
Mind you these are all covered with smiles which are only face deep.

true talk lol

Happy;

1. Parents of the Bride.
Reason; Their daughter has landed one rich mugu, their bank account is going to be fatter (Bride price), they now have a steady source of income (the daughters husband, Atleast their daughter after much how many men is finally leaving the house to get married, one less mouth to feed.

2. Guests.
Reason; the free soveniers, free drinks, free food, infact the free everything.

3. The Bride
Reason; I'm finally going to be bearing the much sort after title of Mrs., If her husband drops dead from a heart attack after the wedding, she could clean out all his wealth.

4. Sibblings of the bride
Reason; They now have a bank from which they can make a withdrawal even without having an account.

Sad

1. The Parents of the Groom
Reason; Why did their son have to marry this particular lady.

2. The Groom.
Reason; He believes he is making the biggest mistake of his life, he is about to give up his players license, he is about to take on more responsibility than he believes he can handle, the bills from the wedding which he has to pay, the queries he has to answer to every night from that day hence forth, the stress of in-laws, unborn childrens school fees, cost of maintaining his wife, e.t.c

But like studentetc said all covered behind superficial smiles. Say cheese

The guests who came with containers.


HUH, yes they are the happiest