Many times, I wonder what the criteria are for a thread to make it to the front page. This scrap called thread makes FP while https://www.nairaland.com/1506370/jamb-list-authenticity doesn't. Gosh!!

Its quite obvious most ppl here hasn't handled an event in their life b4. Make d guy get new line few days to his wedding abi make im come dey find hw im go port wey dey take days. I SMH 4 una

valdprof: then , go and .....?..

u mean die?

I lack for words.

Phillfree: My wedding's just a couple of days from now and i have not been able to call out for the past four days now. I don't see any reason while MTN should be unable to resolve the issue after a lot of complaints. This is when i need communication must, The devil has chosen MTN to jeopardize my efforts of getting married to this God fearing lady.

The OP must be comedian.u Nigerians are funny at times.. U riddicle d devil too much. Out of all d cases wey e won treat na ur wedding and MTN go come be d case?

Devil no tell u to jump into d river or let u go beat soldier a day to d wedding, so that u can be beaten to COMA and never wake up until a day after d wedding..Who even tell u say ur wife na God fearing??Abi she just dey act u Nigeria nollywood.If MTN no allow u call,then use other lines now. Abi all contacts on ur phone na MTN I beg let us treat reasonable Post here jhor...... Mtcheeeeeeew

Phillfree: My wedding's just a couple of days from now and i have not been able to call out for the past four days now. I don't see any reason while MTN should be unable to resolve the issue after a lot of complaints. This is when i need communication must, The devil has chosen MTN to jeopardize my efforts of getting married to this God fearing lady.

Nigerians/Africans have the lowest 1Q in the world to believe this shitt!

Ken_Jak:
Yet not an excuse sir. Get another sim either an MTN again or another network,if some don't recieve strange calls,atleast they cannot reject messages. Then you message them.

i just clicked the like button, was hoping i could like it even more than once,


#walkingOutOfThread

...is it a crime to port from MTN to any other network? just asking anyway.

Why not port with the same number to another provider?

Did pple actually read d OP's dilema? He is not just invitin pple dis last few days, d last few days are crucial to tidy up arrangements...tie loose ends...via fone u grab? U guys r readin dis out of context n unnecessarily insultin d guy

Guess you've never heard of bulk sms providers before, right?

Welcome to d club ma bro,mtn was bout to ruin ma life with dis same rubbish,mine was even more than a week. I had to get an etisalat sim cos despite calln mtn customer care center,stil nothing happend. Guy abeg,gt a new sim!

Send bulk SMS to all of them

Phillfree: My wedding's just a couple of days from now and i have not been able to call out for the past four days now. I don't see any reason while MTN should be unable to resolve the issue after a lot of complaints. This is when i need communication must, The devil has chosen MTN to jeopardize my efforts of getting married to this God fearing lady.

Abeg PORT sharperly

The devil

Big.game:


Btw MTN & the devil don't work together, They are One!

. Looooooooool..OMG, some people are so funny!! Chai

rachaelD: Did pple actually read d OP's dilema? He is not just invitin pple dis last few days, d last few days are crucial to tidy up arrangements...tie loose ends...via fone u grab? U guys r readin dis out of context n unnecessarily insultin d guy

PLEASE ARE YOU THE GOD FEARING WOMAN HE WANTS TO MARRY ?

Kindly call 180 for prompt resolution


OR


Log in the issue here: www.nairaland.com/1379574/mtn-customer-care-thread so that you can be contacted and the issue resolved

Your wedding shall be succesful IJN.. CONGRATSSS

Big.game:
Bros have you considered porting to another network? you still get to contact everybody with your Original number while you enjoy good service from other SPs, i suggest etisalat.

Btw MTN & the devil don't work together, They are One!

Oh my! This is sooooo hilarioussss!!!

Phillfree: My wedding's just a couple of days from now and i have not been able to call out for the past four days now. I don't see any reason while MTN should be unable to resolve the issue after a lot of complaints. This is when i need communication must, The devil has chosen MTN to jeopardize my efforts of getting married to this God fearing lady.

Change the network and communicate with your contacts and if this also happens to that network, then this must be demonic as such you need deliverance.

Whatever happened to bulk sms

yungryce: Its quite obvious most ppl here hasn't handled an event in their life b4. Make d guy get new line few days to his wedding abi make im come dey find hw im go port wey dey take days. I SMH 4 una

Don't mind them..when he's got a million and one things to do, and some of them are just plain Rude about it. See some of them insulting his IQ etc as if they're any better, atleast their IQ isn't upgraded to the level NOT to insulting some 1 desperately in need to solve a Problem. OP send bulk sms(es) informing people of your new number, but then again..some people just don't have the time to read sms (es)

Hw did dis post make front page I̶̲̥̅̊n̶̲̥̅̊ d first place? So witout MTN aπϑ Glo aπϑ d rest of dem u wnt b able to run ya weddin or wat? Wat of dos dat wedded I̶̲̥̅̊n̶̲̥̅̊ d era of no mobile communication? Mtchewwww

Don't u knw that the devil's share in emptyhen is 85%. I beg port out of the devil's court.

Phillfree: They re not but that's the number ppl knw me with, besides, a lot of ppl don't answer calls from strange numbers. Is it right for your network provider to be unable to resolve your issue after 72hrs?

joe4christ:

And if not that you're promiscuous, you would have sticked to one network...
You sound like a potential cheater...

U got it all wrong
If not that I'm in church I would have tell u something

There is a mechanical way of binding the devil, its called PORTING!!!

Stop whinning and go get married already!

I tire for some Nigerians. Once you dont reason like them,then your i.q is low!

Is MTN the only network in Nigeria?

Nigerians just love blaming the devil for everything

THEN POT LIKE SAKA TO ANTHER NETWORK, ABI U WANT USE MTN GIVE EXCISE IF U NO GET CASH 4 DE WEEDING

Phillfree: They re not but that's the number ppl knw me with, besides, a lot of ppl don't answer calls from strange numbers. Is it right for your network provider to be unable to resolve your issue after 72hrs?

Send text. Then call. They'll know who's calling.

hammedkola: This is just a write-up, its not real...abi the op want to tell me, he will call at least 100 guest with his phone, where 'll he have the time when he can easily sort for the use of bulk sms service and they 'll all receive the message at once...

Anyway, you don make front page if that's your plan..., weldone

hahaha abi ooo