Goodluck can u give obj what he wants?,Speaking on government issue,read d joke below

A teacher was teaching her second grade class about the government, so for homework that one day, she told her students to ask their parents what the Government is.
When Little Akpos got home that day, he went up to his dad and asked his dad what the government was.
His dad thought for a while and answered, ''Look at it this way: I'm the president, your mom is Congress, your maid is the work force, you are the people and your baby brother is the future.''
''I still don't get it'' responded the Little Akpos.
''Why don't you sleep on it then? Maybe you'll understand it better,'' said the dad.
''Okay then...good night'' Little Akpos went off to bed.
In the middle of the night, Little Akpos was awakened by his baby brother's crying. He went to his baby brother's crib and found that his baby brother had taken a crap in his diaper. So Little Akpos went to his parent's room to get help. When he got to his parent's bedroom, he looked through the keyhole to check if his parents were asleep. Through the keyhole he saw his mom loudly snoring, but his dad wasn't there.
So he went to the maid's room. When he looked through the maid's room keyhole, he saw his dad having sex with his maid. Little Akpos was surprised, but then he just realised something and thinks aloud,
''OH! Now I understand the government! The president is screwing the work force, congress is fast asleep, nobody cares about the people, and the future is full of shit!''

#BIGWIG.

9jii.:
Bigot mind will not see good advice in this but attack.
Oga obj just saying don't make the same mistakes we made.
We were there.

Its not only the problem of illiteracy in Nigeria but many people have bad mindset, primitive thinking,bigotry. .

u hear a lot of people talking cowardly in a very good grammar.

Do you think Obasanjo cares about you and I or wants any good for Nigerians. You must be sleeping on Okada if you don't know this is political.

Mouth sealed

ceo4eva:
This is really self-expository!
I believe this will further deteriorate their already battered relationship. Why are both men finding it difficult to let sleeping dog lie? After all, none of both is a Saint! Time will tell! .

So Nigerians should let some sleeping dog lie Wallahi eno go better for that dog and I'm papano make Badluck Jonathan carry $50 billion go share for Ogogoro joint with in fellow drunkards. !!
wallahi na that alcohol go kill dem all patapata. Tif people army robbers ,nonsense

after they abuse each other, later on they will dine together. that is nigeria politics for you, we need to kill all the politicial if thry dont want to give up politics

let the two save us this drama

bloggernaija: Obasanjo's judgement is always wrong

Shagari
Yar adua
Jonathan

Now he is pushing lamido.

ALL OF THEM SHOULD GO AND PHACK THEMSELVES

WHO TOLD YOU THAT OBJ IS THE MASTERMIND BEHIND SANUSI LAMIDO'S LETTER TO NNPC?
OBJ KNOWS BETTER WHEN IT COMES TO RULING OF THIS COUNTRY...
GEJ SHOULD DO THE NEEDFUL.....

T-smooth:
Instead of Jonathan to address the issue raised in the letter, he was busy wanting to reply OBJ. What a shamless drunkard!

Now how will a drunkard write coherently?

Circle-Of-Wilis:
exactly! we dnt need some dumb replies from a slow, daft president- WE NEED ACTION!

if baba peace can not face the heat, let him leave

I keep on asking morons like u, if d president is what u described above,what does that tell of you as a citizen? Perharps a hopeless sub-zero dumb,slow n daft citizen? Pretty sure 'bout that.
Meanwhile baba ota neednt get da jitters,hes getting his bash oobs! reply,he likes it or not.

Goodluck Jonathan's action and inaction keep confirming Olusegun Obasanjo's claim that Nigeria has lost its respect in the commity of nations since Jonathan became President. I wonder if the US Congress wouldn't have started impeachment process if a letter like that of Obasanjo had been written to Obama, and he remains silent.

Long live baba,may you live long to put Gridluck Jonathan on the right path..

What is this old man problem. Did he think he is getting younger. OBJ u should know dat 'bi eyan ba dagba e y'ogun ja ni.'

Obj is more concern abt d state of nation, but y now? y not d time he has everythin in possession to beautify our Nation?well, best knwn to God.

D worst regime i've eva experienced in dis regime.subsidized petrol,borrowed a lot of money,sold PHCN,planning 2 sell refineries,billions disappearing everyday and some old skulls will come here 2 tell me dis is d fresh air we should b enjoying till 2019? OBJ is not a saint but he paid our debt and pleaded 4 d rest.GEJ should act right as dis is heart of reasonable Nigerians.

After Using me to Fight Gbenga Daniel, Obasanjo is Falsely Calling me a Criminal-Buruji Kashamu

Written by Headline by Alaba Johnson, Story by Thisday on 15 December 2013.

Businessman cum politician Buruji Kashamu was described in former President Obasanjo’s letter as a ‘shameless criminal’ President Jonathan is associating with. Kashamu, who has virtually taken over the PDP structure in the South-west, spearheading the court-ordered removal of the Obasanjo associates in leadership positions in the party, has taken issues with the former president. He also denies being a criminal. He speaks in an interview with journalists. Anayo Okolie was there..

Former President Obasanjo in his letter called you a ‘shameless criminal’. How do you react to that?

Following former President Obasanjo’s diatribe against the person and office of President Goodluck Jonathan, including my humble self, I have been inundated with calls from family members, friends, business and political associates as to his real intentions. I will situate his vituperations presently.

In the 18-page letter dated 3rd December 2013, Obasanjo called me a shameless criminal. Pray, why should I be ashamed when I am not a criminal or the one being looked for, and he knows! They have called me all manner of names to silence and sabotage me so as to take over the party structure in the South-west in order to work against the government. If Obasanjo could write this kind of letter against his own people, with a view to inciting Nigerians against the man he introduced to them, then it leaves much to be desired. This was the same man who said Jonathan was the only one fit for the job having been cleared by the Economic and Financial Crimes Commission (EFCC). He told Nigerians to vote him as president because of his unimpeachable character and integrity. It is unfair for him to round to insult the President. He used me to fight Gbenga Daniel and I spent over N3billion to fight his cause and took the PDP structure from Daniel and handed it over to him. He later brought his friend, a 77-year-old Gen. Adetunji Olurin (rtd), to be the governorship candidate. Now, he is casting aspersion on the person of the President and my humble self. Who should be ashamed among us? How many former presidents and heads of state would do this? He thinks he is disgracing his people but unknown to him, he is making himself a laughing stock in the eyes of the discerning. Pray, what is he looking for? Initially, he was given everything he wanted but he was still not pleased. Now that things have changed, he is grumbling.

For me, the old general only sought to exhibit his military training on the element of surprise. According to an ancient Chinese General, Chiang Shang, “The technique for military conquest is to carefully investigate the enemy’s intentions and quickly take advantage of them, launching a sudden attack where unexpected.” But he performed woefully in this task because he failed to observe the condition precedent to using the element of surprise, which is “to investigate”. He allowed his hate campaign to becloud his sense of reasoning and judgment as an elder statesman that he ordinarily should be. He merely ventilated his frustrations over the new political reality that has stripped him bare of any claim to Ogun State and the South-west geo-political zone. Ordinarily, a person of his standing should tower far and above such parochialism. But he won’t have any of such. He would rather eat the fat of the land and still struggle for the crumbs while at one playing the ostrich. If the truth be told, the letter to President Goodluck Jonathan is, to say the least, satanic, self-serving and mischievous.

Obasanjo had earlier denied introducing you to the presidency. What is your reaction?

Chief Obasanjo denied introducing me to the Presidency. But can he deny that we wined and dined together in the past? Can he deny knowledge of my closeness to his daughter, Senator Iyabo Obasanjo-Bello, especially during the events leading to the 2011 general elections? Can he deny that he introduced me to some leaders of the PDP in the South West, such as the Minister of Police Affairs, Navy Captain Caleb Olubolade; his Agric counterpart, Dr. Adesina Akinwunmi; and Engr. Segun Oni, among others, as his political son in whom he is well pleased? Can he deny that he did introduce me to the former acting Chairman of the PDP, Alhaji Abubakar Kawu Baraje, and other officials of the PDP-led Federal Government during the events leading to the 2011 general elections, especially as it relates to Ogun State and my role in the whole scenario? Can he deny that he openly praised me to high heavens at various public foras and rallies, including during the reception I organised for the former Minister of Commerce and Industry, Senator Jubril Martins-Kuye (JMK)? Why is it that it is now that he is calling me names and blaming the Presidency for condoning me? What offence have I committed? Is it because I refused to allow him to hijack the party structure so that he can use it to achieve his invidious motive against President Jonathan? Is it because he has now realised that he has lost the platform, which made him relevant in the politics of Ogun State and the South-west? Isn’t there a sense in the assumption that the reason for this unwarranted attack is to portray the Jonathan administration in bad light and discredit its foot soldiers, particularly in the South-west?

But you had a relationship with former President Obasanjo?

Let me state from the outset that anyone who knows former President Olusegun Obasanjo’s antecedents would not be surprised at his calling me names. Ask Otunba Oyewole Fasawe. Ask Chief S.B. Oluwalogbon. Ask Chief Bode George. Ask Alhaji Atiku Abubakar. The list is endless. Be that as it may, I am not ashamed to say ex-President Obasanjo was my adopted political father and I was also his adopted political godson. I was one of his foot soldiers and partners. We planned and executed many things together. When it was convenient for him, I was his right hand. I teamed up with him against former Governor Gbenga Daniel; fought the latter to a standstill; took the party structure from him and handed it over to Chief Obasanjo. I worked with him (Chief Obasanjo) to produce the platform that his anointed candidate for the 2011 general elections in 2011, Gen. Tunji Olurin. It is common knowledge in Ogun State and the South-west that Obasanjo and I were inseparable until recently. These are facts that are in the public domain and cannot be denied. So, if he now turns round to be calling me names, then it should be clear to all that it is all politics. The truth is that I have not committed any offence and nobody has ever requested for my extradition. If there is anything to the contrary, I challenge Obasanjo and his cronies to produce it or forever remain silent.

Even when they have refused to see or hear; I yet refer them to the Interpol report, which exonerated me of any wrongdoing, both locally and internationally. It is dated 4th March, 2008. The Interpol in the six-page report, signed by ACP Haruna H. Mshelia for the Commissioner of Police (Interpol), particularly at Clause XI says, “That contrary to the allegation, the suspect was not found to have engaged in fraudulent/clandestine activities as all records were checked both locally and internationally and all our probes were returned negative. The suspect was never declared wanted or convicted either in Nigeria or anywhere in the world.”

It went on to say in Clause XVI of the report “That all our letters written to Interpol London, Lyon, Washington and Cotonou relating to enquiries on criminal/drug/conviction records of the suspect were returned negative to the effect that the suspect was never convicted of such offence in their territory.” The NDLEA in a counter-affidavit in one of the cases I filed in the courts to clear my name said, from their records, I have never been involved in any crime.

Again, in an 11-paragraph filed by the Office of AGF and dated 16th September, 2010, in the suit I filed against it at the Federal High Court, it stated that, “No request for the extradition of the Applicant was made on the 20th day of July, 2010 or on any date to the Respondent or to any Federal Agency by the United States Government or any other country...The Respondent or any of its officers or any agency of the Federal Government has not received any request from any country for the extradition of the Applicant for any offence whatsoever.” These are documents that are already in the public domain. They can be accessed in various court registries.

But I recall that the same former President Obasanjo ounce alleged that former Vice President Atiku Abubakar had criminal issues in America and could no longer enter that country. The former vice-president has visited America many times and even have an institution, a university, where he is partnering with America. If you have been cleared over this alleged criminal records as you said, have you visited that country to convince all doubting Thomases?

You know I challenged them and the so-called extradition order in court as I indicated earlier with documents, and I won. Ounce you do that, they would not even give you a visa and I have never bothered to apply for one.

GEJ, you have heard him, oyahhhh Action !!!!!!

D worst regime i've ever experienced is dis regime.subsidized petrol,borrowed a lot of money,sold PHCN,planning 2 sell refineries,billions disappearing everyday and some old skulls will come here 2 tell me dis is d fresh air we should b enjoying till 2019.OBJ is not a saint but he paid our debt and pleaded 4 d rest.GEJ should act right as OBJ has simply spoke d heart of reasonable Nigerians.

It will serve OBJ well if GEJ did not reply to his accusations.

Rexxie:
I keep on asking morons like u, if d president is what u described above,what does that tell of you as a citizen? Perharps a hopeless sub-zero dumb,slow n daft citizen? Pretty sure 'bout that.
Meanwhile baba ota neednt get da jitters,hes getting his bash oobs! reply,he likes it or not.

^^what the hell is this sire?? I can't comprehend..

OBJ has spoken d heart of Reasonable Nigerians as we're suffocating due 2 dis "bad air".OBJ is not a saint but he paid our debt and pleaded 4 d rest.GEJ regime sold PHCN,planning 2 sell refineries,subsidized petrol and yet finance minista says we dont have enough,SURE-P fund disappeared,NNPC cannot explain how dat awful sum disappeared and some old skulls call dis fresh air?

ceo4eva: It's high time OBJ shut his mouth. He's only trying to exacerbate and heighten the political tension in the land. He was never a Saint during his own regime. Corruption still flourished under OBJ the same way it's being celebrated now. Let both men desist from committing more crimes against Morals and Decency.

OBJ IS NOT EXACERBATING THE POLITICAL TENSION IN NIGERIA...
IS IT OBJ THAT HEIGHTENED THE TENSION IN RIVERS?
IS IT OBJ THAT CAUSED D PROBLEM OF G7?
DURING OBJ'S REGIME, OBJ PROBED TAFA, ETTEH N MANY MORE.....
DURING OBJ'S REGIME,THEIR IS PEACE IN THE COUNTRY. HE FOUGHT AGAINST THE NIGER-DELTA INSURGENCY....
DURING YARADUA'S REGIME, THERE IS PEACE. HE GRANTED NIGER-DELTA AMNESTY....

GEJ'S REGIME:
TERRORISM(BOKOHARAM)
INCESSANT INDUSTRIAL ACTION (ASUU,NMA )
CORRUPTION/EMBEZZLEMENT OFF PUBLIC FUND(STELLA ODUAH, NNPC)
RETRENCHMENT OF NATIONAL INTERIOR MINISTRY COMMISSION (NIMC ) ILLEGALLY....
GEJ IS INEPTITUDE, PUSILLANIMOUS PERSON... .

Rexxie:
I keep on asking morons like u, if d president is what u described above,what does that tell of you as a citizen? Perharps a hopeless sub-zero dumb,slow n daft citizen? Pretty sure 'bout that.
Meanwhile baba ota neednt get da jitters,hes getting his bash oobs! reply,he likes it or not.

u r deaf and dumb!

i still believe obj wants gej to call him uncle....thats all!

babyface333: Obasanjo ran to kenya were GEJ was invited for their independence to meet our president. He is utterly shocked that GEJ didnt even mention anything or the contents of the letter to him there. I guess OBJ was thinking GEJ would begin to ask him, caution or even start to curry favour from him. Obasanjo is trying to use such a weighty letter to whip GEJ in line so as to play his godfather role again and reckon to relevance. He is still shocked that GEJ called his bluff in kenya, just had dinner with him and everyone left.

Gej's silence in the midst of all this provocations from these bitter politicians is a thing of concern to them. They dont know what he has in the offing. If it was obasanjo that was been accussed of all these atrocities, heads would have rolled by now. If OBJ can reply ordinary edris abdukareem on his famous song "nigeria jaga jaga" and say na him papa and mama jaga jaga, then we can imagine other oppositions. This same OBJ destroyed the opposition, took in some of them like late bola ige, today were is bola ige.

I love GEJ for one thing. His silence is uncommon in the midst of all this provocations. His silence has earned him the name clueless and retardeen. For sure, who ever tutored GEJ in this roughshod called nigeria politics is the best.


I will drop machiavelli's famous quote " the end justifies the means".

I am not holding any brief for obj....but if it comes to who is more mouthed in Africa between the two, obj will take gej to the cleaners........and as for gej being silent, there in lies our problem: he remained silent while terrorist dismantled the north only visiting the region once despite attending numerous birthday parties, he has remained silent while our treasury is being looted with reckless abandon, he is still silent while thieves carry crude oil........in fact the times he has spoken, he has gaffed badly.....remember MAULAG?, or is it defending MEND on october 1st?.......please spare me....incompetense is staring you guys in the face and you are still "yanning" dust......it isn't about where he comes from......as things stand I would rather vote in Dokubo a million times over......

@op

Goodluck Jonathan must be a retar.ded airhead to contempt a rely to Olusegun Obasanjo’s childishness.

[quote author=T-smooth]Instead of Jonathan to address the issue raised in the letter, he was busy wanting to reply OBJ. What a shamless drunkard![/quote
If by 'shameless drunkard' you are referring to the President of Nigeria, it shows you lack decoroum. And mind you, the President's charm and finnesse is evident in the fact that, silence is the best answer...to the likes of Baba...in times like this. I don't like the President's modus operandi in policy matters, but I would always respect him as my elder and President, that's how I was brought up![quote author=T-smooth]Instead of Jonathan to address the issue raised in the letter, he was busy wanting to reply OBJ. What a shamless drunkard![/quote
If by 'shameless drunkard' you are referring to the President of Nigeria, it shows you lack decoroum. And mind you, the President's charm and finnesse is evident in the fact that, silence is the best answer...to the likes of Baba...in times like this. I don't like the President's modus operandi in policy matters, but I would always respect him as my elder and President, that's how I was brought up![quote author=T-smooth]Instead of Jonathan to address the issue raised in the letter, he was busy wanting to reply OBJ. What a shamless drunkard![/quote
If by 'shameless drunkard' you are referring to the President of Nigeria, it shows you lack decoroum. And mind you, the President's charm and finnesse is evident in the fact that, silence is the best answer...to the likes of Baba...in times like this. I don't like the President's modus operandi in policy matters, but I would always respect him as my elder and President, that's how I was brought up!

ajoskele: Even if GEJ wins 2015 Presidential elections,will he be sworn in?..he has been sworn in two times and I think getting another swearing-in is against the constitution..#justsaying

if da president steps down '15 cos u clowns are down with chronic diarrhea n constipation or is it migraines,wont that make his time @ da villa 6yrs n 2yrs short of what d constitution stipulates n guarantees? have u figured out n thought about that b4 asking that lollipop question?

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mu2sa2: Now how will a drunkard write coherently?

If you're ever priviledged to see Mr. President, in your life time, can you tell him that to his face.?..hypocrite! Learn decoroum.

ceo4eva: It's high time OBJ shut his mouth. He's only trying to exacerbate and heighten the political tension in the land. He was never a Saint during his own regime. Corruption still flourished under OBJ the same way it's being celebrated now. Let both men desist from committing more crimes against Morals and Decency.

what are we talking about here,are we dealing with the messenger or the message,tell me who in Nigeria than can come out and write this kind of letter,let leave the messenger alone and face the message.

Usbeel: Playing politics

baba blue,sorry. I mean baba peace no fit deliver anything