razzydoo: At least, all of una still break-up. She no gree to break-up...

SeaGold: She frame me up, got me arrested and I was locked up to be charged for 'kidnapping' the following day.

I made my contacts,higher ones to the DPO that arrested me, and finally,it was deliberated in the DPO's office and I was released when he finally realise it was just a relationship 'HEARTBROKEN' matter.

DPO called me later aside and warn me to desist from her and her family cos they are mean and dangerous


Another shattered my windscreen

Dont tell me that she is still walking with her two legs...I would have her crippled. You can damage anything but my ride or windshield.

sarbest001: She told every1 dat am a cunny b*astard that I broke her heart, that I never luvd her (which was true) then she fvcked my bestfriend (not anymore).

Fvcked ur bestie.. Nw dats cruel

I.cud.kill:

Fvcked ur bestie.. Nw dats cruel

Na so ooo, She bleeped him nd also gave him bj. A friend of mine dat is also my ex bestfriend's friend told me. I didnt care though cos I dnt give a fvck abt d chic anyway.

sarbest001: Na so ooo, She bleeped him nd also gave him bj. A friend of mine dat is also my ex bestfriend's friend told me. I didnt care though cos I dnt give a fvck abt d chic anyway.

you sure say he no pain you?





Na joke oh!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

My dear you are so rit. Wen it comes to breakup, peeps actually forget abt d gud times but rather they only tink of d bad side and that's totally not fair.

acidtalk:

Bielieve me yours is way better. As a lady you choose who you decide to date or not to date.

What of breaking up with someone only for them to go to every known and suspecting avenues where they think you get your income only to go and run you down.

Go and tell your boss everything you told her about him, go and spoil you to your business associates and client's alike.

Mehn! some people are evil. People just seem to forget the good times when they get angry.

Lolz, relationship and itz craziest. Mine still insults me up to date.

mayorall: I am already getting insults, rip, source of sorrow, etc. Still waiting for more.

Joavid:

Joavid:

acidtalk:

Use money bail out yourself.

how?

Am sitting at a corner to laugh myself out.

Never known that breaking up with her would be so costly.

She shattered my centre table,tore most of my clothes in my dresser and damaged the LCD. My apartment looked like a 7.0 magnitude earthquake on the Richter scale.

Some ladies can be deadly...

Lovexme: Exactly what you get when you date the Devil's advocate.

dear you want to know the meaning of devil's advocate? the meaning is not what the name implies- devil's advocate is someone who, given a certain argument, takes a position he or she does not necessarily agree with, for the sake of debate. In taking this position, the individual taking on the devil's advocate role seeks to engage others in an argumentative discussion process. The purpose of such process is typically to test the quality of the original argument and identify weaknesses in its structure, and to use such information to either improve or abandon the original, opposing position. cheers

sunkoye: dear you want to know the meaning of devil's advocate? the meaning is not what the name implies- devil's advocate is someone who, given a certain argument, takes a position he or she does not necessarily agree with, for the sake of debate. In taking this position, the individual taking on the devil's advocate role seeks to engage others in an argumentative discussion process. The purpose of such process is typically to test the quality of the original argument and identify weaknesses in its structure, and to use such information to either improve or abandon the original, opposing position. cheers

well done.

ikeno: Never known that breaking up with her would be so costly.

She shattered my centre table,tore most of my clothes in my dresser and damaged the LCD. My apartment looked like a 7.0 magnitude earthquake on the Richter scale.

Some ladies can be deadly...

NEVER EVER breakup with a lady in your house.
If she doesn't destroy your properties, she will ensure she create a scene and disgrace you to your neighbors.


I learnt this the very hard way.

Do breakups only in very secret places i.e, a deserted driveway or lonely street or via phone.

those are the safest till date. Also ensure to to take your car there or wear glasses. if you wear recommended glasses, i advice you put a spare in your pocket if not na walking stick you go use reach house.

Adonbelivit, dude is wicked

softsparky: I tried drinking kerosene in his presence thinking that he will stop me, he no even send me .he just arrange bed and told me after drinking the kerosene that I should sleep well well choii. No be person tell me to use my brain......

Mine threatened 2 stab er self...funny girl cos she later stoped er slf wen I ddnt even show er dat I cared..

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NEVER EVER breakup with a lady in your house.
Do breakups only in very secret places i.e, a deserted driveway or lonely street or via phone.


Tell her you are taking her 4 site seeing and zoom off."honey,am breaking up with you...see you!! This should be said through your car window,after you must have driven 100m cause some of them can run more than Usain Bolt with a big stone to hurl at your car.

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That was really funny.

Nomski0: He blew up and just began insulting me......then he got cocky and went into the I'm-fùcking-irreplacable-you'll-never-find-another-like-me-and-your-stùpid-to-leave-me mode. . If he had a gun, he'd probably have shot me.

Really people can go ma*d when the issue of a breakup pops up.

I had to swallow the breakup with a paracetamol and water. E choke me for neck but I managed to swallow it till date

It was terrible.

Lol. This reminds me of a colleague in school then. She broke up with her bf n the guy asked her to return d monies he sent her n the phone he bought for her.
She asked the guy to return back her virginity. He started threatening her,reminding her dat he is an 'axe man' and he has guys everywhere n stuff!

She had to tell her mum. D poor woman was terrified n sent d money to her d next day. She returned everything but d guy wouldn't get off her back. He kept on calling her.
Whenever he calls,she picks up,listens without saying a word and the guy will be raining silly abuses on her. The guy will be like,'u don't want to talk ba? See ur big belle'. LOL

I won't be surprised one bit if a report comes out from psychiatric homes and its stated that more than 1/4 of the patients in there is as a result from breakups.

People dey craze finish if you plate the issue of a breakup to them. And most times I wonder why they are upset when they didn't put in their best in most cases to see that the relationship is fruitful.

acidtalk: I won't be surprised one bit if a report comes out from psychiatric homes and its stated that more than 1/4 of the patients in there is as a result from breakups.

People dey craze finish if you plate the issue of a breakup to them. And most times I wonder why they are upset when they didn't put in their best in most cases to see that the relationship is fruitful.

You are not far from the truth.

addictiv:
He even tried...I would have given you a lighter.

lmaooo! Wicked!

Sarah a: You are not far from the truth.

Afterall no be only ganja and coco dey cause make person kolo.
With people's experiences on this issue alone and the million others out there, you will realize most peeps become semi-insane at the realization that their partner is calling it quit.

Reading all of the posts above, I must say I have been really lucky, the worst I ever got was a Facebook 'de-friending'.

since_1914: Reading all of the posts above, I must say I have been really lucky, the worst I ever got was a Facebook 'de-friending'.

lucky you

since_1914: Reading all of the posts above, I must say I have been really lucky, the worst I ever got was a Facebook 'de-friending'.

If you haven't thrown a thanksgiving party for that I will suggest you start planning towards it because not everyone is this lucky. Some people pay with their life, some others with their beauty/skin (acid bath) while some pay heavily with money.

AG.gal:
Lol. This reminds me of a colleague in school then. She broke up with her bf n the guy asked her to return d monies he sent her n the phone he bought for her.
She asked the guy to return back her virginity. He started threatening her,reminding her dat he is an 'axe man' and he has guys everywhere n stuff!

She had to tell her mum. D poor woman was terrified n sent d money to her d next day. She returned everything but d guy wouldn't get off her back. He kept on calling her.
Whenever he calls,she picks up,listens without saying a word and the guy will be raining silly abuses on her. The guy will be like,'u don't want to talk ba? See ur big belle'. LOL

"See urr big belle".......lwkm!....abeg dd geh deyy pregnant?....hahahhaha,...datt guy is js bein silly,bt na dia way sha,

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