A sequel to the thread that talked about the secret meanings to girls words during conversation.

Guys ,too, have theirs.

1. "When are you going?"- A polite way of saying "are you still here". Just pick ur things and go immediately when a guy says this.

2. "You are sexy/hot"- Many girls take this as "beautiful". No, it means I's like to have you in bed one day.

3."I'm busy for now"- it means you are boring.

4. "You are like a sister to me"- If ur boyfriend say this to you, he means you don't arouse him sexually(no affection).

5." What do you mean"- When ur arguing with a guy and he asks what you mean. He's surprise that you are so right, he knows you are on point and may discover the secret so he pretends not to understand.

5. "I'm not ready for a serious relationship"- He means you are not a wife material or at least to him.

6. " I'm sorry "- I'm in the mood. Pls come to bed. Except he says it and does not ask you 4 sex that's when he really means it.

7. "Do you have a boyfrieend?"-means "I wonder what he sees in you". If he wants to have you, he wont ask.

8. "You're looking alright/okay"- You are not beautiful. Just average.

9. "Okay, no problem"- This does not mean the case is settled. It means "wait and see".

10. " Are you serious?"- Ur behaving immature/childish.

11. " I don't understand you these days"- I have seen another better chick outside. U've been replaced already.

12. "Do you love me?"- He is not expecting a "Yes or No". He is saying "Prove it". May be on bed.

13. "What perfume do you use"- You have body odour and he's recommending a deodorant for you.

14. " Don't mention"- I know why I helped you and I won't accept "thank you" as a reward.

15. "This dress is too small for you"- you are putting on weight unneccessarily.

16. "I'll call you". Pls don't call me.

17."You look like my mother"- You breast don sag finish.

Do you agree?
Add urs guys

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I don suffer for nairaland. Some people tell me to "Go and die" others say i resemble "Obasenjo"
some even discomboburate my head with oyibo wey my papa no know the meaning.
But today God has did it, he has does it. Now I stand gidigba for frontpage. Thousands of people go con dey read my post. Me wey be like tooth pick. Pllllaise the lord. Harreruyah.

I want to uses my testimony as a medium of contact to all nairalander wey never reach front page say the God wey do my own go do una own. Pastor thank for ur player ooo. Oga seun u too much. The mod wey take over from SEXKILLZ God go bress and surplice you. People wey comment 4 dis thread I thank una werru wel.

My choir abeg sing skelewu make i take thank my God

I'll give it a 95% score u try....

Hell No
I disagree

I mean my words.

I have said some of those things up there and the meanings you gave were exactly what I had in mind when I said it.
Okay they are:
-You are sexy
-I'm busy for now
-What d'u mean?
-I'm sorry
-You're lookin okay
-Okay no problem
-Do you love me? Oh boy na 1 sweet, cute virgin I ask this one, wanted to knack am. I wont tell you if I succeeded.

-Don't mention it. Lmao


-I will call you
So, in conclusion, OP you are 80% right.
Ladies take note!

I used number 9 alot,the meaning is so so on point

@op u r so on point

Vessi: I have said some of those things up there and the meanings you gave were exactly what I had in mind when I said it.
Okay they are:
-You are sexy
-I'm busy for now
-What d'u mean?
-I'm sorry
-You're lookin okay
-Okay no problem
-Do you love me? Oh boy na 1 sweet, cute virgin I ask this one, wanted to knack am. I wont tell you if I succeeded.

-Don't mention it. Lmao


-I will call you
So, in conclusion, OP you are 80% right.
Ladies take note!

Badoo. Without asking you any question I know you are a certified player.

Lmao @ no 14



FP tinz... Baba God noni
Sign of beta tinz to come *azonto*

KELVIN-XY:
Hell No
I disagree

I mean my words.

Only mad people mean their words. A normal man must sometimes crack a joke, be ironical, be sarcastic.

Are you one of them?

conji101: @op u r so on point

I like your white teeth.

lol,so on point..,and if i answered a girls call and said sumtin like "ok,let me call you later,am busy now",it simply means "pls dnt call me again".and that your number 8 is so so on point.

yemmy75: Lmao @ no 14

Preceedo:
Only mad people mean their words. A normal man must sometimes crack a joke, be ironical, be sarcastic.

Are you one of them?

Lolz

Hmmm
Even thou u sound a bit sarcastic i stil find it amusing..

Now I might find it a lil hard to knw who is more sane btwn us.?!

By the way seasons greetings bro

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KELVIN-XY:


Lolz

Hmmm
Even thou u sound a bit sarcastic i stil find it amusing..

Now I might find it a lil hard to knw who is more sane btwn us.?!

By the way seasons greetings bro

You find it hard to know who is sane between us?
I'm the sane one while you are the ______. (Fill in the gap with the opposite of the bolded).

I wish you the same bro.

Pls can someone explain 7. It's confusing

Kween skiga: Pls can someone explain 7. It's confusing

No guy who really wants you will ask you if you have one. Most of the times when a guy asks a gorl whether she has a BF its because he wonders how he managed to cope with you or likes you!

You are so angry with your creator - You are ugly!

Lmao @ 17

i dnt totally agree cos av nt experienced such

I think I mean my words most times...If your truly a man, yu should say things as it is and straightforward. I don't see any reason twisting and bending your comments to have a 2nd meaning, its for d ladies jare

Number 8 is wrong.

You look okay - you're ugly.
When a girl looks alright. I'd still tell her she looks pretty.

I really dont agree with u on No7..A guy will definitely ask a girl if she has a bf to know what he's up against....

Faaaaacckkk No. a lot it derailed which automatically makes it bland and not plausible.

Lol, very Funny!

prettyjo: i dnt totally agree cos av nt experienced such

You are a lady, I'm not asking you to agree but telling you what you don't know. Only guys have the right to disagree.

KingMEXX: I think I mean my words most times...If your truly a man, yu should say things as it is and straightforward. I don't see any reason twisting and bending your comments to have a 2nd meaning, its for d ladies jare

Only mad men are straight forward. A normal man must joke, be sarcastic, be ironical, and even exagerate. No man is exempted!!

Dannylux: Number 8 is wrong.

You look okay - you're ugly.
When a girl looks alright. I'd still tell her she looks pretty.

You don't expect anyone to break it up to you?

What are you saying? Read that No 8 again

Ruq: Faaaaacckkk No. a lot of derailed which automatically makes it bland and not plausible.

What are you saying?

Teenzy: I really dont agree with u on No7..A guy will definitely ask a girl if she has a bf to know what he's up against....

YINMU. He will be afraid you may say YES. And that's the end.

What would you say when a guy asks if u av a BF?