[quote author=lynpetra]I dey come.
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lynpetra:

Plenty,including.
Arent you a friend?

I mean actual co corpulators.

lynpetra: I dey come.
Condoms are not 100% percent secured.Best is abstinence from sex.
But body no be firewood na.Tried abstaining one time for months(wanted to get something from God ),I almost lost my mind.I kon dey do like Mumu.If fine sweet dudes dey ask me simple question,na to dey do as if I dey find something for ground all in a bid to suppress the urge to rip their shiets apart.Anyways to cut the long story .. I finally kpoki,it was fantastik and cocastik,so te I kon dey cry sef join after multiple orgasms .Dude was like,"oh baby sorry,wow.I never knew you are thus soft....blah blah blah..." .Him no no say na madness e just cure. .

like seriously,you made me laugh this morning,making someone laugh is a great talent,you can take it up.....you rock girl!

vislabraye:

I mean actual co corpulators.

Now,you want to investigate what I do with my punnany.Does this have to do with the recent 54.4% UN statistics on unemployment

njokusboy: . Tah

ikpu lol

Chillisauce: Tonychristopher , you are needed here for your contribution and expertise .

maybe you should come for practicals that is if you meet my specifications...lol

Oshi Oda ni Ile Pako

Empress2014: like seriously,you made me laugh this morning,making someone laugh is a great talent,you can take it up.....you rock girl!

You know I was watching my still crazy aunt dance yesterday.After two grown kids,she is still free spiritedand beautifully young!My dear,her secret is this,she takes life not too serious.Laugh even when you wanna cry...there's so much to live for.

lynpetra:


Naa.
No be woman ooooo,na guy o.
He quotes me whenever I make crazy remarks,and he always show his bitterness.


Anyway,if na babe,I no no Wetin I do her o.I didn't take her toy cos I don't do toys.And if she is having a crush on me,she better stay the a queue.

Lmao. Then he is one unhappy man

Most girls wont accept sex with condom. They want it raw not because they have infections or want to infect the dude. They believe this give them optimum satisfaction which primarily is the main call for sex. Am saying it from experience even when they know nothing about ur past sex life, but one needs to use his head.

RedBenson: Most girls wont accept sex with condom. They want it raw not because they have infections or want to infect the dude. They believe this give them optimum satisfaction which primarily is the main call for sex. Am saying it from experience even when they know nothing about ur past sex life, but one needs to use his head.

You are saying it from experience

lynpetra: I dey come.
Condoms are not 100% percent secured.Best is abstinence from sex.
But body no be firewood na.Tried abstaining one time for months(wanted to get something from God ),I almost lost my mind.I kon dey do like Mumu.If fine sweet dudes dey ask me simple question,na to dey do as if I dey find something for ground all in a bid to suppress the urge to rip their shiets apart.Anyways to cut the long story .. I finally kpoki,it was fantastik and cocastik,so te I kon dey cry sef join after multiple orgasms .Dude was like,"oh baby sorry,wow.I never knew you are thus soft....blah blah blah..." .Him no no say na madness e just cure. .

Gaddemit

lynpetra: I dey come.
Condoms are not 100% percent secured.Best is abstinence from sex.
But body no be firewood na.Tried abstaining one time for months(wanted to get something from God ),I almost lost my mind.I kon dey do like Mumu.If fine sweet dudes dey ask me simple question,na to dey do as if I dey find something for ground all in a bid to suppress the urge to rip their shiets apart.Anyways to cut the long story .. I finally kpoki,it was fantastik and cocastik,so te I kon dey cry sef join after multiple orgasms .Dude was like,"oh baby sorry,wow.I never knew you are thus soft....blah blah blah..." .Him no no say na madness e just cure. .

just one month!, 30days!.. well, I am not judging you. just be careful and take it easy, a lot is happening nowadays, most especially in abuja, you just have to be careful, you can do it, deep down, you can do better, i know you are a strong girl, you just have to be willing.

Dannyxy: just one month!, 30days!.. well, I am not judging you. just be careful and take it easy, a lot is happening nowadays, most especially in abuja, you just have to be careful, you can do it, deep down, you can do better, i know you are a strong girl, you just have to be willing.

Shut up Dannyxy!Don't puss me off.its a plural,read again.















And for the record,it was 8 months.

nawa oh, are there still virgins this days?, having multiple patners is now normal?, lord have mercy!

Noted

Ikonz:

Wait wait, what exactly is your problem? Why are u sounding like a waste from a mad hyena? What precisely is eating you?

Are you having family problems? Did u at anytime had an accident that affected your brain case? Were you born carelessly when condoms were costly? Did you quarrel recently with ur hole driller? Are u a product of condom leakage or from the use of expired ones? What? Eh! Ppl from the village are after you?

Just tell me your problems ok, let me know how to help you out.

Oh lawdy lawd

Thank God its Friday!!!

irun-obo:


SHAMELESS BIIITCH. WASHING YOUR DIRTY LINEN IN PUBLIC. Smh

U dey craze o. Y u dey upload that shiity pic on ur profile? Y u bin dey use water-yam leaf sef when u for kukuma drop am for ground, grab available leaves clean yansh dey comot dey go? Ndi ara.

Yoney007: Why multiple sex partners?? And you still call your private parts "private"...HELL NO!!! Its a public walk way.

Shut up, bush girl.

lynpetra:


Shut up Dannyxy!Don't puss me off.its a plural,read again.








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And for the record,it was 8 months.

oh, iam sorry oh, madam pissing ema binu, my mistake, my mouth is sealed, you get me for mind my before..

the days are full of evil, be careful.

Mintayo: I don't know why people actually keep multiple partners. I just dnt know. When you are not a dog! I remembered what an old men said sometime ago,that some men and women are dogs,or even goats.
People don't know that haveing multiple partners have Spiritual implications!

Did you say "an old men"? Today is unical matric, the VC must hear this.

lynpetra:

See,STOP TRYING TO BREAK AN OPEN DOOR.The word "Ashawo" has been so overused.I NO SEND YOU AT ALLLL.Where your madness stop ana there my own sef dey warm up.Guy,take a chill pill.Lynpetra is a very happy gurl.

Ummm...lynpetra wetin dey happen? Why u call my name? You just wake me up from sweet sleep...

some girls here; common "shame", dem no get

HerexG :
I like you dear, you are more real than life itself, don't mind these hypocrites

I bet you won't say the same thing, if this girl is your sister


Why won't you 'like' it, when your john thomas sef wan chop national cake

your mouth, like I like you dear

mz mariah: You are saying it from experience

Yes but not exactly what u think. U know i cant do that. It could have been before now...not now any more. Got it?

Alfa Seltzer:

Shut up, bush girl.

One word.....SWERVE!!!

RedBenson:

As if u have only one. Girls like u have a long list of bfs...lets say minimum of ten...and yet still do shakara to some other guys (new chikers) believing they still have "private part" when (according to u) was already a public walk way.

Btw, the topic looks more like female is its target. Girls/Ladies, read and learn.

Note - The fact that you are the seventh son of your mum's fifth husband doesn't mean you should be bitter....Life screws us all

Just thinking....

Too many sweet chics all over the place...

Just wondering how philanderers cope. How many can they handle? No be small thing o

I honestly believe that philandering is an act that brings one closer to his/her grave because some of the ladies or men you will meet are either cursed, possessed by evil spirit or plagued with one ailment or the other and you will now add all these wahala to yours and that of your innocent partner.

One thing every philanderer be it male or female must understand is this; anytime you make out with the opposite sex,you become one with such. This is spiritual and the best protection may help you prevent stds but not spiritual oneness.

Becoming one means you automatically get a huge deposit into your life of all the curses,plagues and demonic activities in the life of your sex mate and all he or she has received from previous sexcapades with different people.

And coming to the physical,i will advice ladies to avoid multiple sexual partners because it tells on your body and i don't know how to explain it but a 30year old lady who is sexually decent usually looks fresher than a 20year old girl who has had multiple sexual partners. Strange but true.

RedBenson:

Yes but not exactly what u think. U know i cant do that. It could have been before now...not now any more. Got it?

I don't know what you can do o.

irun-obo:


SHE'S A HARLOT. EVERY THING SHE SAYS IS TRUE. GO UTAKO GARAGE BY 8PM YOU WILL SEE HER HAVING QUICKIE BESIDE AN EMPTY BUS

Mehn, this got me cracking up this mo mo. Keep the fun coming.

mz mariah: I don't know what you can do o.

In other words, u meant no trust?

RedBenson:

In other words, u meant no trust?

You are speaking out of experience werin that one mean?