lynpetra:


*gives him a cold water to drink*
Damn!You no fit live for face me I face you o.

phonetics:

I'm not surprised you relapsed!

Feeble attempt to live righteous without encountering Jesus within and being a New Creation first!

That is the only way you get the power to truly walk in abstinence without going crazy.

irun-obo:



OLOBO FIFE BI KONGA ABULE

lynpetra:

Nkita gwara ara tagbuo m'befu gi amu gi!!!

phonetics:

I'm not surprised you relapsed!

Feeble attempt to live righteous without encountering Jesus within and being a New Creation first!

That is the only way you get the power to truly walk in abstinence without going crazy.

lynpetra:

Nkita gwara ara tagbuo m'befu gi amu gi!!!

irun-obo:



MUST EVERY ONE ON NAIRALAND KNOW HOW YOU GOT LAID BY ONE NICOMPOOP YOUR TYPE GIVE WOMEN A BAD IMAGE AND YOU BE ASHAMED OF YOUR BITCHY ATTITUDE. UGLY THING

chisco82:
Nwanyi oma, o gini bu nke a?

lynpetra: I dey come.
Condoms are not 100% percent secured.Best is abstinence from sex.
But body no be firewood na.Tried abstaining one time for months(wanted to get something from God ),I almost lost my mind.I kon dey do like Mumu.If fine sweet dudes dey ask me simple question,na to dey do as if I dey find something for ground all in a bid to suppress the urge to rip their shiets apart.Anyways to cut the long story .. I finally kpoki,it was fantastik and cocastik,so te I kon dey cry sef join after multiple orgasms .Dude was like,"oh baby sorry,wow.I never knew you are thus soft....blah blah blah..." .Him no no say na madness e just cure. .

lynpetra: .

lynpetra: I dey come.
Condoms are not 100% percent secured.Best is abstinence from sex.
But body no be firewood na.Tried abstaining one time for months(wanted to get something from God ),I almost lost my mind.I kon dey do like Mumu.If fine sweet dudes dey ask me simple question,na to dey do as if I dey find something for ground all in a bid to suppress the urge to rip their shiets apart.Anyways to cut the long story .. I finally kpoki,it was fantastik and cocastik,so te I kon dey cry sef join after multiple orgasms .Dude was like,"oh baby sorry,wow.I never knew you are thus soft....blah blah blah..." .Him no no say na madness e just cure. .

irun-obo:



YOU GET TIME TO QOUTE THAT COMMERCIAL SEX WORKER BETTER IGNORE COS ASHAWO IS HER PROFFESSION

lynpetra:

.
Amighi mo ooooo.
That guy n' enwe iwo ogencha Nile.Okwa Nwoke,hapu sha kwa profile pics o. .Nsogbu k'ona acho.Mana onwedi!!

complete1: ;DI THINK I LIKE THIS GIRL CALLED lynpetra,she is just too straight!!abeg girl don't mind all those assholes bashing
u,they run away from sex nd end up masturbating every night with the pics of the guy/girl they should have walked up to

lynpetra:

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Amighi mo ooooo.
That guy n' enwe iwo ogencha Nile.Okwa Nwoke,hapu sha kwa profile pics o. .Nsogbu k'ona acho.Mana onwedi!!

vislabraye:

Na you sabi Oh. So how many bf you get ?

Ikonz:

Wait wait, what exactly is your problem? Why are u sounding like a waste from a mad hyena? What precisely is eating you?

Are you having family problems? Did u at anytime had an accident that affected your brain case? Were you born carelessly when condoms were costly? Did you quarrel recently with ur hole driller? Are u a product of condom leakage or from the use of expired ones? What? Eh! Ppl from the village are after you?

Just tell me your problems ok, let me know how to help you out.

OMG. LOOKING AT YOUR PROFILE PIC YOU RESEMBLE A CHIMPANZEE. BY THE WAY HOW D CONVERSATION JUMP FENCE REACH YOUR SIDE THUNDER FIRE THAT LEPROTIC HAND WEY YOU TAKE TYPE THIS JARGONS. FLAT HEAD

complete1: ;DI THINK I LIKE THIS GIRL CALLED lynpetra,she is just too straight!!abeg girl don't mind all those assholes bashing u,they run away from sex nd end up masturbating every night with the pics of the guy/girl they should have walked up to

durella4:

Yea s true very straight foward but don't be surprise dat almost all d tink she said here on NL s nt true just 4 fun but sum peepz will take it seriously.

chisco82:
Udo di. Mana biko jidetu ire gi aka n' obughi mmiri nile zoro ezo ka-ana eche.

irun-obo:



;DASHEWO LASAN LASAN

lynpetra:


I am not a religious person.I am just a Christian.I hope you understand that.

DrObum:
You're just not a serious person!

lynpetra: I dey come.
Condoms are not 100% percent secured.Best is abstinence from sex.
But body no be firewood na.Tried abstaining one time for months(wanted to get something from God ),I almost lost my mind.I kon dey do like Mumu.If fine sweet dudes dey ask me simple question,na to dey do as if I dey find something for ground all in a bid to suppress the urge to rip their shiets apart.Anyways to cut the long story .. I finally kpoki,it was fantastik and cocastik,so te I kon dey cry sef join after multiple orgasms .Dude was like,"oh baby sorry,wow.I never knew you are thus soft....blah blah blah..." .Him no no say na madness e just cure. .

Yoney007: Why multiple sex partners?? And you still call your private parts "private"...HELL NO!!! Its a public walk way.

Cecediva: No...you are a religious person but not a christian.

lynpetra: I dey come.
Condoms are not 100% percent secured.Best is abstinence from sex.
But body no be firewood na.Tried abstaining one time for months(wanted to get something from God ),I almost lost my mind.I kon dey do like Mumu.If fine sweet dudes dey ask me simple question,na to dey do as if I dey find something for ground all in a bid to suppress the urge to rip their shiets apart.Anyways to cut the long story .. I finally kpoki,it was fantastik and cocastik,so te I kon dey cry sef join after multiple orgasms .Dude was like,"oh baby sorry,wow.I never knew you are thus soft....blah blah blah..." .Him no no say na madness e just cure. .