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Re: Nairalanders Share Your Blind Dates Experience Here by Nobody: 12:00pm On Jul 29, 2014 |
Ego2: u welcome swtsmiles* |
Re: Nairalanders Share Your Blind Dates Experience Here by MissJennifer(f): 2:13pm On Jul 29, 2014 |
[quote author=HAH] Be my blind date[/quote Nah... |
Re: Nairalanders Share Your Blind Dates Experience Here by HAH: 6:36pm On Jul 29, 2014 |
[quote author=MissJennifer][/quote] Are you playing hard to get, well I like that I see your response as yes |
Re: Nairalanders Share Your Blind Dates Experience Here by lequatee(m): 6:44pm On Jul 29, 2014 |
smileysmiles: my WORST blind date was in 2009 ASUU had dis mad strike den. i got tired of sitting home so i went to visit my maternal grannys at ekiti. thrz dis dude i was chatting with on facebook then. He was in d same axis so i felt let me just meet someone new. this one made me laugh like a mad man. please tell me more about your "lousy" blind date. i have had 3 blind dates that went from bad to worse with each new date. lol. smileysmiles doh! 1 Like |
Re: Nairalanders Share Your Blind Dates Experience Here by Nobody: 9:51pm On Jul 29, 2014 |
My blind dte todaay made sense *in lil's voice * I came to my senses soon as I *** |
Re: Nairalanders Share Your Blind Dates Experience Here by MissJennifer(f): 4:38pm On Jul 31, 2014 |
HAH: Its a big fat NO! |
Re: Nairalanders Share Your Blind Dates Experience Here by HAH: 5:45pm On Jul 31, 2014 |
MissJennifer: I see that as a challenge just give me a hint of your contact and you will be glad you did. |
Re: Nairalanders Share Your Blind Dates Experience Here by Nobody: 4:21pm On Aug 01, 2014 |
angela98: you can start by asking me to tell you about the qualities of guy am looking to date.I careless insult me well dat one knw stop me from loving you dotcom |
Re: Nairalanders Share Your Blind Dates Experience Here by angela98(f): 4:29pm On Aug 01, 2014 |
RICHIEKIN: I careless insult me well dat one knw stop me from loving you dotcomha ha ha abeg comot hand from my waist.. niaralanders..ha ha ha |
Re: Nairalanders Share Your Blind Dates Experience Here by Nobody: 5:13pm On Aug 01, 2014 |
angela98: ha ha ha abeg comot hand from my waist.. niaralanders..ha ha haehnnn kiaa so u dey man ouse abi abeg man commot hand frm dere na only me get dat packing space lol |
Re: Nairalanders Share Your Blind Dates Experience Here by Nielbaba(m): 8:00am On Aug 02, 2014 |
After reading almost all d 30 somtin pages of lafta. I decided to drop mine , jan 6 ,2012, der was no lite in our street for like 2days ,n im bored alone at ome (we stay around akoka) so i went to visit my bro in his hostel,unilag.imediatley i put on my fone. I saw a friend request on 2go, i accepted,saw dis angelic pic i was so earger to chat her. I asked where she skool, she said she just gained admission into my skool den,AAUA den i was in final year, so i just winder how she take get my number, we started chatting day in day out, calls, text messages, etc, as per say me be final year student, i gave her d catch dem young............. you know ;Di asked her out later, she agree, she even introduce me to her cousin (ghost i! Think) cos everytin about dat 1 never exist. But she eill call me 100 times a day to take care of her little cousin oo. February 15 we agree to meet, she. Said i sukd com n pik her up at iyana ipaja,hmmm i i imagine d distance n d t fair of both of us, from der bak to akoka and she goin bak again,i scoped her n told her how she will come alone she said she's never been to my arear before, so i have no option than to go pik her, her ghost cousin akso calld me that i should com pik her sis o make she no lost (dem b dey for dis kin rich pikin) she tokd me den dat her dad in uk and her mum in abuja dat shes alone with her bro in der ous, (all na wash) cos all d time wey her dad call her wey i see, na naija mtn number .bak to d story,i left for iyana ipaja, h said shes in d traffic dat i sukd chill small, n me no get much for hand, i for enta one bar sip somtin, na so i start to dey waka up n down for iyana oo tik she called and asked me to com down to one filling station,(i don forget d name sha. Close to one brt bus stoop) she say she dey d entrance, i was at d oda entrance, she said shes on d oda side, see ghen ghen moment i saw a fat. XXL size lady like she droping a call, she no see me sha, i wan run before,i just make up my mind say notin dey happen(just imagening my skinny size can be removed from hers 4 good time ) she was buyin sandal. So she was bending down, i touched her from behind, she looked up and smile . see beard. For her face, na den i know say i don enta am, are u daniel, i said yes,i no fit say anytin again, she paid for what she bought, we left for park, droped at yaba, enta campus shuttle droped at gate, treckin from unilag gat to pako bus stop, i let her walk a bit faster dan me. Make pple no tink sy we dey waka togeda, i com dey form long fone call whill pointin to her to just go strait, we got to pako,we enta keke to community road, got ome only me n her, all i can offer her was cold water, cos i don dey boul inside sef she sef no even ask for anytin, d story lng sha, cos she no wan go again,i sha scope her., she left, we still talk sha, dat mont end she left for sckoll as a fressher, me got to skool march ending n till i graduated i aelays dodge her, she always adk of my ous i told her im living wit friends. Ps i close eye bleep her dat day ooo, but she dey form holy virg** wen we be dey talk on fone |
Re: Nairalanders Share Your Blind Dates Experience Here by mumu9gerian: 8:28am On Aug 02, 2014 |
Nielbaba: After reading almost all d 30 somtin pages of lafta. I decided to drop mine , jan 6 ,2012, der was no lite in our street for like 2days ,n im bored alone at ome (we stay around akoka) so i went to visit my bro in his hostel,unilag.imediatley i put on my fone. I saw a friend request on 2go, i accepted,saw dis angelic pic i was so earger to chat her. I asked where she skool, she said she just gained admission into my skool den,AAUA den i was in final year, so i just winder how she take get my number, we started chatting day in day out, calls, text messages, etc, as per say me be final year student, i gave her d catch dem young............. you know ;Di asked her out later, she agree, she even introduce me to her cousin (ghost i! Think) cos everytin about dat 1 never exist. But she eill call me 100 times a day to take care of her little cousin oo. February 15 we agree to meet, she. Said i sukd com n pik her up at iyana ipaja,hmmm i i imagine d distance n d t fair of both of us, from der bak to akoka and she goin bak again,i scoped her n told her how she will come alone she said she's never been to my arear before, so i have no option than to go pik her, her ghost cousin akso calld me that i should com pik her sis o make she no lost (dem b dey for dis kin rich pikin) she tokd me den dat her dad in uk and her mum in abuja dat shes alone with her bro in der ous, (all na wash) cos all d time wey her dad call her wey i see, na naija mtn number .bak to d story,i left for iyana ipaja, h said shes in d traffic dat i sukd chill small, n me no get much for hand, i for enta one bar sip somtin, na so i start to dey waka up n down for iyana oo tik she called and asked me to com down to one filling station,(i don forget d name sha. Close to one brt bus stoop) she say she dey d entrance, i was at d oda entrance, she said shes on d oda side, see ghen ghen moment i saw a fat. XXL size lady like she droping a call, she no see me sha, i wan run before,i just make up my mind say notin dey happen(just imagening my skinny size can be removed from hers 4 good time ) she was buyin sandal. So she was bending down, i touched her from behind, she looked up and smile . see beard. For her face, na den i know say i don enta am, are u daniel, i said yes,i no fit say anytin again, she paid for what she bought, we left for park, droped at yaba, enta campus shuttle droped at gate, treckin from unilag gat to pako bus stop, i let her walk a bit faster dan me. Make pple no tink sy we dey waka togeda, i com dey form long fone call whill pointin to her to just go strait, we got to pako,we enta keke to community road, got ome only me n her, all i can offer her was cold water, cos i don dey boul inside sef she sef no even ask for anytin, d story lng sha, cos she no wan go again,i sha scope her., she left, we still talk sha, dat mont end she left for sckoll as a fressher, me got to skool march ending n till i graduated i aelays dodge her, she always adk of my ous i told her im living wit friends. Ps i close eye bleep her dat day ooo, but she dey form holy virg** wen we be dey talk on foneBros, abeg learn how to write well 4 Likes |
Re: Nairalanders Share Your Blind Dates Experience Here by Nielbaba(m): 8:43am On Aug 02, 2014 |
mumu9gerian:no vex,, .na bad english abi wish 1 make i know? |
Re: Nairalanders Share Your Blind Dates Experience Here by tosyne2much(m): 10:51am On Aug 02, 2014 |
Nielbaba: After reading almost all d 30 somtin pages of lafta. I decided to drop mine , jan 6 ,2012, der was no lite in our street for like 2days ,n im bored alone at ome (we stay around akoka) so i went to visit my bro in his hostel,unilag.imediatley i put on my fone. I saw a friend request on 2go, i accepted,saw dis angelic pic i was so earger to chat her. I asked where she skool, she said she just gained admission into my skool den,AAUA den i was in final year, so i just winder how she take get my number, we started chatting day in day out, calls, text messages, etc, as per say me be final year student, i gave her d catch dem young............. you know ;Di asked her out later, she agree, she even introduce me to her cousin (ghost i! Think) cos everytin about dat 1 never exist. But she eill call me 100 times a day to take care of her little cousin oo. February 15 we agree to meet, she. Said i sukd com n pik her up at iyana ipaja,hmmm i i imagine d distance n d t fair of both of us, from der bak to akoka and she goin bak again,i scoped her n told her how she will come alone she said she's never been to my arear before, so i have no option than to go pik her, her ghost cousin akso calld me that i should com pik her sis o make she no lost (dem b dey for dis kin rich pikin) she tokd me den dat her dad in uk and her mum in abuja dat shes alone with her bro in der ous, (all na wash) cos all d time wey her dad call her wey i see, na naija mtn number .bak to d story,i left for iyana ipaja, h said shes in d traffic dat i sukd chill small, n me no get much for hand, i for enta one bar sip somtin, na so i start to dey waka up n down for iyana oo tik she called and asked me to com down to one filling station,(i don forget d name sha. Close to one brt bus stoop) she say she dey d entrance, i was at d oda entrance, she said shes on d oda side, see ghen ghen moment i saw a fat. XXL size lady like she droping a call, she no see me sha, i wan run before,i just make up my mind say notin dey happen(just imagening my skinny size can be removed from hers 4 good time ) she was buyin sandal. So she was bending down, i touched her from behind, she looked up and smile . see beard. For her face, na den i know say i don enta am, are u daniel, i said yes,i no fit say anytin again, she paid for what she bought, we left for park, droped at yaba, enta campus shuttle droped at gate, treckin from unilag gat to pako bus stop, i let her walk a bit faster dan me. Make pple no tink sy we dey waka togeda, i com dey form long fone call whill pointin to her to just go strait, we got to pako,we enta keke to community road, got ome only me n her, all i can offer her was cold water, cos i don dey boul inside sef she sef no even ask for anytin, d story lng sha, cos she no wan go again,i sha scope her., she left, we still talk sha, dat mont end she left for sckoll as a fressher, me got to skool march ending n till i graduated i aelays dodge her, she always adk of my ous i told her im living wit friends. Ps i close eye bleep her dat day ooo, but she dey form holy virg** wen we be dey talk on foneso u stil manage bleep her abi ? Lwkmd |
Re: Nairalanders Share Your Blind Dates Experience Here by Nobody: 1:11pm On Aug 02, 2014 |
tosyne2much: so u stil manage bleep her abi ? Lwkmdwhat konji can do |
Re: Nairalanders Share Your Blind Dates Experience Here by Magicdon(m): 1:21am On Aug 03, 2014 |
mstik: I think you should "unjoin" againnawa ooo, u for stay at least 4 days n lash congo collect money na |
Re: Nairalanders Share Your Blind Dates Experience Here by mstik(f): 1:24am On Aug 03, 2014 |
I don't quite get you Magicdon: |
Re: Nairalanders Share Your Blind Dates Experience Here by Mattclara(f): 6:47am On Aug 04, 2014 |
mstik: My friend come dey vex inside but, he no fit run na. He come ask the girl why she looked different from her DP and the babe come laugh, tell am na her cousin be that!can smell lie here, the thing actually happened to you so just say it.... I nor hold cain for hand.... No beating.lwkmd |
Re: Nairalanders Share Your Blind Dates Experience Here by mstik(f): 12:49pm On Aug 04, 2014 |
Hian! No be me oh Mattclara: |
Re: Nairalanders Share Your Blind Dates Experience Here by Mikkie31(m): 11:33am On Aug 06, 2014 |
It happened in 2008,i was home some place in lagos state and i was bored on this very day so i called a friend of mine who dropped by and we had a little 'guys talk'. He told me about a girl 'Comfy'(she then resided in ibadan) that won't let him go and asked me to help 'detach' her. So he punched in her digit on my phone and myself and comfy got talking. We got so close and we were always sharing pictures(she looked so beautiful in her pictures) so i had in mind i was going to meet a beauty queen. After a few months,we decided to go on a date. It was on a Saturday and there was something unusual about the weather that day. I could tell the sun was going to be intense so i had myself prepared. I decided to wear something simple but conspicuous cos it was sunny and i wanted to make an impression being our first date. So i set out in the morning,with the weather lending credence to a sunny day....... After a long ride in a public transport,i finally arrived my destination. Ibadan. The heat was intense,just as the weather in lagos had predicted. Then i called comfy and she directed me to a nearby filling station in ib(i was well familiar with the state),asking me to hang around a little while. While hanging,a series of funny thoughts were running through my mind as i relayed how successful my previous blind dates had been. I was was smiling as lots of people were were passing by,and i could remember adjusting the way i was sitter at the sight of every beautiful women that passed by me. A little over thirty minutes,comfort called,telling me what she's wearing and as i stood up to catch a proper glance at the described lady my jaw dropped....... Not only was comfy the exact opposite of the pictures she had sent me,she was everything i never wanted in a woman's physique. Reviewing her from a close distance,she had a bigger head,wider eyes and bigger eye balls,larger set of teeth,massive boobs(just the way i didn't like it)and to cap it all she had yam-like hinge legs. I could feel saliva fighting for an open space in my mouth and i was sprunged,paralysed from waist down for a few seconds. And then she came over to where i was standing and said smiling,''hi,u must be Michael." in plain,impeccable English. I replied with a nod....... (brb in a jiffy,got stuffs to do) |
Re: Nairalanders Share Your Blind Dates Experience Here by Therock5555(m): 6:18pm On Aug 06, 2014 |
Oboy add me for watsapp make we finish dis swit tori Mikkie31: It happened in 2008,i was home some place in lagos state and i was bored on this very day so i called a friend of mine who dropped by and we had a little 'guys talk'. He told me about a girl 'Comfy'(she then resided in ibadan) that won't let him go and asked me to help 'detach' her. So he punched in her digit on my phone and myself and comfy got talking. We got so close and we were always sharing pictures(she looked so beautiful in her pictures) so i had in mind i was going to meet a beauty queen. After a few months,we decided to go on a date. |
Re: Nairalanders Share Your Blind Dates Experience Here by Mikkie31(m): 8:55pm On Aug 06, 2014 |
Therock5555: Oboy add me for watsapp make we finish dis swit toricoming up with the update bro. |
Re: Nairalanders Share Your Blind Dates Experience Here by Ego2(f): 9:28pm On Aug 06, 2014 |
Therock5555: Oboy add me for watsapp make we finish dis swit toriu too like amebo. Where u dey since wey i dey find u |
Re: Nairalanders Share Your Blind Dates Experience Here by Therock5555(m): 7:17pm On Aug 07, 2014 |
Did u miss me? Ego2: u too like amebo. Where u dey since wey i dey find ui dont know when i would be back o |
Re: Nairalanders Share Your Blind Dates Experience Here by Romanciella(f): 7:43pm On Aug 07, 2014 |
Ceasar1: |
Re: Nairalanders Share Your Blind Dates Experience Here by Nobody: 7:53pm On Aug 07, 2014 |
Romancella, what's Up? |
Re: Nairalanders Share Your Blind Dates Experience Here by Romanciella(f): 7:58pm On Aug 07, 2014 |
MadCow1: |
Re: Nairalanders Share Your Blind Dates Experience Here by Romanciella(f): 7:58pm On Aug 07, 2014 |
Ceasar1:m good |
Re: Nairalanders Share Your Blind Dates Experience Here by Nobody: 8:01pm On Aug 07, 2014 |
Romanciella: m good You need some groundnut too? |
Re: Nairalanders Share Your Blind Dates Experience Here by Romanciella(f): 8:05pm On Aug 07, 2014 |
Ceasar1:no thank u |
Re: Nairalanders Share Your Blind Dates Experience Here by Nobody: 8:08pm On Aug 07, 2014 |
Romanciella: no thank u Weird Girl.. |
Re: Nairalanders Share Your Blind Dates Experience Here by Romanciella(f): 8:12pm On Aug 07, 2014 |
Ceasar1: yea right 1 Like |
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