Nasty22:
i like yu...lets cure diz allergy 2geda

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check ma profile..evryfin u listed is there my lady

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ive been writing one too..

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Mintayo:
Lool. This one gidigan o...na to run comot!

gloryaaa: Buh I had blind meetings wif guys nd it wasn't dah gud at all

gbaskiboy: your experience on blind dating

kingphilip:
come gist us about it

gloryaaa: 1 d guy stays in my area dah was wen I just opened fb so I put my number dere so d dude strtd calling me den he was like we shud c Buh I no gree,1 day d guy calld nd askd where I was so I told him he was naw like I shud not move dah he is near there nd I was wif my friend den so after waiting for like 10mins I kan dey para den d dude calld nd told me to look back I did saw two ugly guys tlkn so I told him I could not c him den 1 of d ugly guys strtd waving he naw sed he was d 1 waving I kan talk one kain long ook I just lookd at my friend so I told d guy to come towards us he sed I shud come dah he was tired so I went to him as a gud girl he naw introduced his friend so his friend was trying to talk to my friend nahim my friend give m face so d guy kan dey look me so i had to break d silence..told him i was going to d market dah we would c wen we get back nahim ur babe escape on ma way to d market sef my friend kan dey yab me i just kept quiet cos dere was ntn to say...wen i was in d market i remembered that i was to buy gaari in dah street choi c hw i was praying dah i wont meet him so wen i got to d street nahim i hear d guy voice buh i no look bak dah time my friend don enter bike leave me cos she no wan ruin ha reputation for area i knew i could run away buh he was naw shouting my name i had to turn buh wetin i c make me wan fall d guy was limping nd was using his hands to support twas dah bad he naw sed baby lets go to Mr Biggs naw choi I refused immediately where u wan waka go wif me I told him my friend went to put water on fire m going home to cook nd dah was wen I stopped picking his calls he sent me I text saying its not bout d body dah its d soul dah he wants to make me a future partner well who cares

tosyne2much: babe u sef dey vex oooooooo.... D touching part of d story was d msg he lata sent

kingphilip: gloryaaa hmmmmmmmm is it just one you've gone to?

gloryaaa: m tlkn naw...didn't agree to dem taking me out naw just 2 site dem look 4 xcuse

gloryaaa: m tlkn naw...didn't agree to dem taking me out naw just 2 site dem look 4 xcuse

realchik9: kai i don laff tire. Anyway sha make i share my own tory
we met on facebook, i dunno how he added me, but we sha got talking, turned out he finished from my skul FUTO,we just clicked and we would chat for hours, to cut long story short, after months of talking on d phone (i loved his voice), we decided to meet, so he visited me in school and i was like whaat, i don't like short guys..infact i was not just attracted to him physically, my roomie kept telling me that he was not that bad. Well, dat day ended in peace and he went bk to ph..i had to think about it for some days, turns out personality worn over looks, so we dated for like a year and then we broke up due to 'irreconcilable differences' lol. Anyways it was worth it while it lasted, no regrets.

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LyfeJennings: It was sometimes in August 09,Life was very very tough then and i was an angry & suicidal dude.I went through the many pages of my life and I found this very beautiful innocent and enchanting childhood friend called OLA. Her memories were so beautiful and life was perfect then. was desperate to find OLA in my present life via Facebook. So I set my boat and combed the shores of Facebook. I added well over 10 OLAs with the same surname as my childhood friend and the ultimate search began. I composed my message and sent it to all the OLAs I found on facebook.

There was this particular one I saw that struck me. She was soooooo beautiful and she was amazing. Her lips were full and thick,just slightly different from that of Angelina Jolie (swear to God,thats not a lie). I struck the match and we got talking. She fell for my charm and I told her who exactly I was,I went to the extent of letting her know I don't feel any good about myself and she was comforting, accepted me just that way. It went on and on.

OLA Jolie isn't my regular kinna girl,was too fresh and rich for me. Her father is an immediate brother to a southern gorvernor. She schooled in Abuja then,her dad was a top military personnel,she lives in Asokoro if she's in Abuja off campus and she stays in Lekki whenever she's in Lagos. She had access to all her father's cars including the so called big ones. OLA Jolie really liked me and we got on like a wild fire in harmattan. So we agreed to meet.

All the while, it was Ramadan so she flew to Lagos just to see me and when the day came.i was at work in Apapa when she told me she was in Apapa to pick me. There used to be a Mr Biggs around wharf road so we agreed she picked me there. I was so tensed and nervous,not knowing what Ms Jolie gonna look like,so I asked this lovely woman next to me let me play with her baby. Few minutes with the child,I saw a very hawt cute chic come in and tap me with my name on her lips.. "Lyfe"... I smiled and we hugged each other,she asked me follow her... na wetin I see?

A chauffeur driven 09 Infinity QX45 (egg shape) All options American specs waiting for her outside. She asked the driver to let her drive while I sit next to her in front. & the journey to reality began,I was so speechless,I kept asking myself if all of this was real or a dream. I didn't know she was observing me all the while,only for her to ask why I was silent. I let a smile and told her when we get to her destination. Inside of me,I had a billion thoughts running.

Getting to her house,it was one of her father's numerous guest house. The driver sat in the sitting room while we both went into the master bedroom. Oh boy, life was a dream that moment,I develop cold all of a sudden. She gave me a long veil to cover myself & told me to be warm while she takes her bath.

I cant finish what happened afterwards for the Ramadan period but Hmmmm, OLA JOLI

E remains the froshest chic I ever met or fling I ever had till this moment..

tim411:

Y una like to lie on Nairaland like this
Share ur experience u ll be sharing fictions ...ewu

LyfeJennings:

fiction to U but that is a true life experience. I would have loved to write out her full name but her surname would make it easier for her to be known. Her uncle that was a governor then is dead now. U want full details but I wouldn't glorify U with that

Ur father is a bastarddd for calling me Ewu

flakkykul: Mistakenly drop my phone num on fb wen I just opened it,he was d first friend I added on fb,he called me to remove it dat its risky,we started as friends nd later met in an eartery closer to my house,I even brot my sisters to hide somewhere (one needs to be careful)well sha I realise he was not bad,from dat day we started dating,we got married in 2012 and we av a beautiful daugther.

sashash: how pls ??

Slyder: X So na only Uniquegam u agree to meet And he make sense too?