OnyeEgo1: Hmmmmm.... Just completed all the chapters today... Thanks everyone for making me learn new things...

MY OWN EXPERIENCE

we've been friends for quite long on FB but unfortunately for her she wasn't active as she used to be.... 2 years went bye... Suddenly she was active this time was into me... Exchanged phone numbers but i asked a silly question 'is this number registered on whatsapp?''...
I am kind of GUY wu doesnt expects much 4rm a human being i am not easily fustrated..... So we got chattin but i kept it real simple and cool dia wasnt anytin intimate yet....

We both fixed a date at sunny bustop alaba... What i saw really wowed me... I just composed my self and acted out natural.... She was natural too but said she didnt want a relationship dat she just needed a friend, i didnt protest nor try to change her mind, all of a sudden she was angry i asked her why, she said she was expectin me to atleast try to convince her (at dis junction i was confuse)....

Richy(dats her name) is more like a model beauty, i am also more like d last 2 years MR NIGERIA, so we dey drag for wu cute pass, i met my exact so notin struck, tho we are still gud friends n wud be meetin later in d week as i am back from sku last week....

MORAL LESSON:- the reason u were DISAPPOINTED is because u expected TOO MUCH.

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nma24: nawa oo... It's now a crime to be ugly... But the ugly ones deserves to love and be loved in return. I don't date ugly guys sha But.......

Lily4star: I ve taken my time to read all the interesting and hillarious stories here, thanks for cracking my ribs, would ve shared an experience but never been on one, had friends on whatsapp, Fb and bbm but never met any. More stories plsssss

Eyop: Well mine was via wrong number. It all happened some years ago while i was in a relationship and i noticed one particular number always calling me that she wants to speak with one Aunty Monique but i kept telling her that she's calling a wrong number but she kept calling my number and sending goodwill messages that she's sure of the number she's calling that i should return the owners phone. After a while she stopped and coincidentally my relationship ended that period so i felt i should contact this person that has been calling me all these while to know more about her.

Contacted her and asked to know more about her and she told me her names and she's a student of University of Abuja and she also resides in Abuja with her elder sister and the next thing that came to my mind was that this should be a runs girl but all the same i continued the conversation and also requested for her pic but she refused telling me that since i told her it's a wrong number that we should end the conversation and we shouldn't contact each other again.

But i continued because she sounded very nice and i wanted to know more about her. I kept persuading her to send me her pics that i would really love to see what she looks like but she said there's no means to send that and the only way she can have that done is via her sister's Blackberry so i gave her my pin and she used her sister's phone to send the pic to me. Very beautiful girl i must say after which i requested for her to come to Lagos but she declined that if am serious,i should come over to Abuja or what do i take her for.

I told some close friends about the recent happenings with this babe and her insisting i should come to Abuja if i must see her and during this time she was in a relationship that was shaky(the guy was never in touch but whenever he does,he will profess love that he's missing her bla bla bla and the relationship will be revived) but me i was always looking for ways to knock the guys job so she can fully concentrate with me because at a point she was not taking me serious like that so i was always calling her everyday and doing all the toasting.

She later told her guy about me and the guy warned her never to allow me come to Abuja which she told me about and she insisted that i shouldn't come again but i later begged and that was resolved.

Finally i decided to embark on my trip to Abuja for the very first time and my guys were making mockery of me that am foolish ooo,guys are going to Abuja for business but me am going to see one babe that i don't know whether she's crippled,slowpoke,etc but i didn't mind them and while i was planning my trip,the babe requested that i should buy a blackberry for her and that when i get to Abuja,she will refund me the money. I was kind of shocked to receive the news and started meditating over it(whether i don enter one chance with this kind request)because it will be a big Bleep up if i should request for the blackberry money on arrival.

I bought the phone and travelled to Abuja and while on the road,i kept wondering what the outcome of my journey will be.So on arrival i informed her as well and she was also eager to see me. We finally met(at Golden Astoria Hotel Utako at their relaxation spot because she resides in Gwarimpa estate) the next day which was on a Saturday and sincerely nothing different from the pics i saw(very beautiful girl) and we gisted and handed over the phone to her,she picked up her hand bag and counted the money to repay me back but i told her it's a gift from me to you. She couldn't believe it but thanked me for the gift. To cut the long story short,i met with the sister and 6 months later she finally accepted my request and we were in a relationship.

But i noticed that she was wasn't open in all totallity to me like that way i was to her,she even said no intimacy despite the way i will beg her like a small baby and this a girl i told i want to marry oooh,made my intentions known to the sister,my family members aware and while in Abuja she met my uncle,wife and children,met with my younger sister as well. So with all the wahala it didn't yield any results so i decided to back out after 2years after the i exhausted my patience. That's how it ended.

Harmonyemerald:


So u left a perfect beautiful girl who you have two years with just because she said No to pre-marital intimacy. Guy itz your loss anyways

So what makes you think she was a perfect beautiful girl Do you know her in person Intimacy was one out of other things i noticed and for your information that's not the bedrock but a girl that was never a virgin(had several relationships that she was sexually active in),was always gisting me how she travelled from Abuja to Lagos to meet with her EX,also telling me their romantic activities,etc. You should have continued with the thread to see what i further commented. A girl that was never open to me and always keep things personal,etc. So if i also narrate my ordeal on how i met 2 other girls that turned out to be virgins which i decided not to proceed further with them because my feelings weren't genuine. One out of the 2 was even persuading me that i shouldn't do that and with time the feelings will grow but i said NO. Some months ago she called me to thank me and reminded me of what i did and she appreciates everything and the husband is someone i also know.

It's never my loss and can never be my dear. She still calls and send messages but i am no longer interested.

Eyop:

So what makes you think she was a perfect beautiful girl Do you know her in person Intimacy was one out of other things i noticed and for your information that's not the bedrock but a girl that was never a virgin(had several relationships that she was sexually active in),was always gisting me how she travelled from Abuja to Lagos to meet with her EX,also telling me their romantic activities,etc. You should have continued with the thread to see what i further commented. A girl that was never open to me and always keep things personal,etc. So if i also narrate my ordeal on how i met 2 other girls that turned out to be virgins which i decided not to proceed further with them because my feelings weren't genuine. One out of the 2 was even persuading me that i shouldn't do that and with time the feelings will grow but i said NO. Some months ago she called me to thank me and reminded me of what i did and she appreciates everything and the husband is someone i also know.

It's never my loss and can never be my dear. She still calls and send messages but i am no longer interested.

omotenah: Na my own experience be this

On our first and absolutely only date, dude met me near my workplace so that we could go to our dinnerplace (we hadn't decided that beforehand, for some reason). We agreed on a restaurant which is a bit far and dude decided he wants to walk there rather than taking a taxi or a bike (at least). Though i was quite busy and got some work to do, I tried to be a good girl and agreed.

We were on our way and he started walking kinda too slow and didn't even bring up a conversation (very awkward)... then I was thinking, I'd have prefer if we took a taxi rather than walking, which would have been fine had It not been that I got loads of work on my desk and could eat my own arm due to hunger.

Well finally he started talking and after some really terrible, one-sided conversation about his business, we near the restaurant, and he announced that he's actually not all that hungry because he had a late lunch. At this point, I was so red-faced and would have shot him due to my anger (that ain't literal tho)

THEN, He insisted that instead of dinner, we should go to his absolute-favorite-in-the-whole-world ice-cream shop, which just happens to be a couple of blocks away. Stupidly, I agreed, thinking that maybe things would go better on this 'date' if we could just sit down somewhere indoors and get to know each other like normal human beings do on a date.

So we entered this tiny, tiny ice-cream shop, and I noticed that there were only four chairs and tables, really – in the whole place, placed very close together in a tiny corner with a tiny little counter, and I started to get nervous. Dude went straight to the ice-cream counter, mmmmh! the roasted chicken at the other end got my attention and surreptitiously gnawed my hand. I turned back around, and BAM – it's a "kiss ambush". Like, his face is all up in mine, I freezed in shock/panic.

He took that as a positive sign, I guess. I don't know why I didn't flee at this point, but I think it had to deal with the shock, and the fact that he had already ordered two ice-cream (yes, he ordered for me; no, he didn't ask what flavor i wanted), and at that point I was so hungry that I was ready to tear into some of that roasted chicken with my teeth like an animal.

Dude ushered me, still stunned, into the tiny little corner onto one of the chairs. He took another chair, and then puuuulllllled my chair closer to him. I got frozen up in horror and somehow time had both sped up and slowed down and I don't even know what. He then mentioned that his absolute favorite flavor of ice-cream is mango, which he'd ordered for himself but not for me. We should share his (so what should I do with the one you got for me) I was just staring at him blankly at this point, until his spoon (which he'd already used, yea I knw gross right?) coming at my face with a load of mango ice-cream.

He fed me ice-cream. He actually pressed the spoon to my closed lips until I opened my mouth. At this point, I busied myself with drinking water to avoid being fed further spoonfuls of ice-cream and faked an emergency phone call with a nearby friend. I made excuses, and ran out of there to her place, where I managed to obtain real food, and laughed and cried and laughed.

Well, I should have been way less polite and more assertive about my own needs.

He messaged me the next day, asking for another date but what I did to him is a story for another day

Nielbaba: Posted 2 previous xpirience ,today will be d 3rd shes already in a bus coming my place, will complete my story dis nyt wen she leaves ,

adedeji65: so she aint sleeping over ?

cocoberry:
I like dem ugly with a GOOD heart! Seriously I do, cos my beauty will complement d guy's fuglyness

lequatee:


this one made me laugh like a mad man. please tell me more about your "lousy" blind date. i have had 3 blind dates that went from bad to worse with each new date. lol. smileysmiles doh!

badoolee:
I neva had a bad blind date b4
Inshrt d guys ar alwys more dan my xpectations
And anyone dat meets me in person must definitely like me
So all blin dates ar always lively and awesomee 4 me

mstik:
I don't quite get you

MadCow1:
[b]As a Student in school, one Sunday whilst at church, my phone rang and when I answered, it was the sweetest and most angelic voice I have ever heard in my life. Barely 30 seconds into the conversation, I realized she had called the wrong number and I was a bit reluctant to tell her but I did and she apologized and hung up.

I couldn't help myself so I called her and complimented her voice and told her how melodic her voice was and all that sweet nothing we guys say, she was a good sport and laughed but didn't take Offence nor hang up. I told her I would call her from time to time just to hear her say hi and she didn't object. I got back to the hostel and told my homies about my encounter and one of them said he also had a similar experience and that he is currently holding steady chats with his own unknown caller on the phone. After several chats, I enquired about her location and the chances of us meeting and she said 'Accra'.. Accra was quite the distance from my school and the roads where horrible. 6 hours plus.

Anyways, it was on.. I was already looking forward to meeting the finest girl I would have ever met who had the sweetest voice I have ever heard. A couple of months down, I was in Accra and I called her up and set up a meeting and she agreed.

D-Day arrived and I went to the designated bus stop just near a filling station and waited for the arrival of my Swan princess. As I stood there, I caught the sight of a beautiful girl walking in my direction, my heart froze and I stood transfixed on her hip as it swayed like a pendulum ball from side to side with every step she took in my direction. The closer she got, the faster my heartbeat. She was tall, dark skinned, slim body build, too slim for the arsse she was carrying on her slender waistline, pretty face, perky boo-bs and wore a fitted jean that made all her asset stand out. I was stunned and even started panicking as I doubted I wouldn't stutter in the presence of this Pochahuntas looking goddess.Then she picked her phone up and started making a call and my EKG spiked. when she started speaking and walked past me, my heart sank.. It was not her. I continued waiting. Several hot Babes kept walking past that at some point I might as well have been at a runway modeling show. A few minutes passed and nothing. Just then I saw another babe walking slowly and looking confused as though she was looking for someone.

Immediately, my Spidy-Sense started tingling fast. Jesus Christ of Kumasi, this babe was Ugly as fhuck. I immediately took cover and watched her movements from behind my hiding place. The girl stopped, head looking around, she picks her phone and dials a number, I felt my phone vibrate and the voice of James Blunt came out his speakers singing 'You're beautiful'.. FHUCK THAT!! I slapped the phone silent and contemplated my next move. I can't be caught with this Ogre in broad daylight, my reputation would be ruined. So after a few seconds, I answered and Lo! She was the one calling me, I could see her lips moving in sync with the voice in my ears. immediately I sap tarted retreating and told her I had to run off as one of my mates called with an emergency that please we should reschedule our meeting. She looked disappointed but said cool and I fixed a new meeting for later that evening. After she left, I came out my hiding place and ran for my life.. That line has never been used again since that day.

That's my story..

moral Lesson: Never judge a face by its voice. [/b]

xynerise:

If I start telling you my stories ''Chi ge gi, chi ga bo''

CaptainBomb:
I meet this gurl on facebook 2months ago... I started a conversation with her that lasted for 2 hour. I asked for her number which she gave me 2 days later. That was the begining of the saga.
I started by making a long call with which at time would last for over an hour daily, So she see as Young Money... She called me one day that i should please send her airtime. I got angry and sent her crazy message calling her names. Mind you, i have gave her the impression that i m capable of giving her 2k airtime but i wont. So i deleted her number. I knw she would call back which she did but i didn't pick her call. Then she sent me an apology text message and told me that she didn't need it again that it was a test (chicken brain). So i called her back and told her that its okay. Few minutes later i sent her Airtime of 750 which she rejected telling that she didn't need it. I sent her a short text message which i only wrote " O baje gan o". Brb.

emperormossad:

Nice. Blind airtime story.

kingphilip:
she for just send am 1000 Naira airtime tell am make him keep the change