Neldrizzy: hey shawty calm down.. It hasn't gotten 2 that level... Let peace reign pls!

Guy, na wa for you ooo to dey calm her down... She sounds pained. Abi you too want disappear via Nairaland go meet her with the hope to get laid

Neldrizzy: to mee all girls are h0es... A girl expecting a guy from such distance should know whatsop.. 17 hours? Haba

you so reek of steewpidity honestly...that means ur mother too is a LovePeddler right

olumaxi: D useles nigga ought to av had 70-80% assurance of gettin laid b4 embarkin on dat journey.....though am not based abroad,but i stil get laid by my internet friends...in a nutshel,ALL GIRLS r dsame,it depends on ao wel u play ur card

"in a nutshel,ALL GIRLS r dsame,it depends on ao wel u play ur card" really? Please Mr, speak for your family and cohorts... Not every female is loose or cheap. Are the ones in ur family Lagos/Ibadan expressway? Guy, no provoke me!

For real?



This reminds me of a movie where this Indian girl travelled from Mumbai to New York to meet her crush.

UjSizzle:
I no go even let you waka day main waka sef.
We go find middle ground meet, or assure me say no be only me you waka come see. I no fit shout abeg

If I invite you come my own side nko?

l

Harmonyemerald:



Excuse you!!!!!!!!!! That is such a fallacy. No two people are the same.

I gues u also hav to tell ur lady friends too dat not all men r same

A nigger who was almost Friendzoned.
This is d best definition for d sentence "Fools errand".

He should thank his God that the lady is real . Must internet ladies re fake. Again is little by little you eat a hot soup. He should be patient one day that girl will be screaming harder harder harder while he is given it to her. In conclusion ur journey is an investment that will soon yield dividend

Igbo man go say " ow rove"

safarigirl: you sound like an eediot. See, REAL men do not come online to talk shiit about women and run their mouth about careless se.xual exploits. You just sound extremely d.umb and I really pity the poor soul that wil say 'I do' to your phuckd up self some day.

I shan't reply you after this because I can't waste my intelligence on an oaf of your kind. I only hold conversations with sensible human beings, not slimy dogs that have no achievements whatsoever save for a few sexploits

jesus!!!!...yyu go make nairaland go carry dictionary now...shwoooo....oh babay...calm down....abeg

Gawwd,Guys are getting insane day by day.Is he that jobless?
All this guys in their 20s are just playing with their future.They dnt know this is the most important period of their life,but they are spending it on women.
A time will come when you would say to yourself "i'v wasted my time,energy and money on Women for NOTHING",and it might be too late.

The guy is dumb! When i meet a girl online, she has to be the one to visit first.

MsSteph: I don't see anytin wrong in what the guy did he likes the girl and decided to prove his love for her.
If you guys read well it was her buffday and I think she misinterpreted the guy's coming for sex.

That is why we don't have nice guys again.

My problem with internet dis days is that some girls misuse it. Some munch chats and post it on social network just to disgrace a guy.

God bless you.

It's like everyone on here have comprehension problem or blindly just want to go with the narrative the guy drove there just for intimacy.

The action of the lady isn't funny to me, her action of coming to twiiter to making mockery of the guy.

This what makes good guys turn bad since only bad guys get respected and the good guy get exploited.

Sigh!!!!

safarigirl: love n'ebe? They only knew each other 2 weeks before her birthday, na so people dey love? Within 2 weeks? Whatever the guy was expecting, he surely didn't get it else he wouldn't have been lamenting on twitter

It's obvious the guy wanted some..'action' too. I don't know why he assumed the girl would 'compensate' him that way

Neldrizzy: modafuc,kers do you actually expect mee 2 start exchanging words with you ?? #talk to the hands Jor...

Same with olumaxi

That's what you get when you say some dumb fúcking shít. I bet you thought you would get e-highfives from the guys, huh?

Oh, too bad, turns out you're disgusting.

kaima1984: Mr man all girls are not SAME,I expected u to brag abt ur investments nt hw many LAID u have got,pls step up a little bc u are seriously lagging behind

madam investments!,pls wat number r u on d world rich list?

17 hours for a pus*y? Damn!!!!!!!!!!!

He must have dream't of that pus*sy

maybe he though he was going to sha*g clopatra

olumaxi: cant stop laffin... anoda typical nigerian girl comment...i knw u r a virgin (probably u r a smelly)

why are you this vile? Why is your life thus?

If that guy is single and searching, this is the right pointer for him
The girl is a wife material and or a reliable gf for keep.
A very discerning girl with brain too
If the guy really had the funs he tweeted then by all means he had his time, money & distance worth. I jealous him.

I don't know for other guys but I don't fancy cheap girls at all. I need you to give me the fun in chasing you before you finally fall. For me sex is never planned but a happenstance that is mutually rewarding. That's why I must feel something for you before reaching out for your friendship. I don't strap everything I see in the skirt in the name of conji or whatever.

Although it also depend on the tone of their chat(if it was sensually suggestive) in which case I may cut him some slack. Aside that he is naive to think that all girls are same.

My one cent!

iiichidodo: Wish i was a girl....I'd be an avid collector of magas....Dumb cake-eatin magas..

*wipes tears*

safarigirl: you sound like an eediot. See, REAL men do not come online to talk shiit about women and run their mouth about careless se.xual exploits. You just sound extremely d.umb and I really pity the poor soul that wil say 'I do' to your phuckd up self some day.

I shan't reply you after this because I can't waste my intelligence on an oaf of your kind. I only hold conversations with sensible human beings, not slimy dogs that have no achievements whatsoever save for a few sexploits

safarigirl: you sound like an eediot. See, REAL men do not come online to talk shiit about women and run their mouth about careless se.xual exploits. You just sound extremely d.umb and I really pity the poor soul that wil say 'I do' to your phuckd up self some day.

I shan't reply you after this because I can't waste my intelligence on an oaf of your kind. I only hold conversations with sensible human beings, not slimy dogs that have no achievements whatsoever save for a few sexploits

See bashing !!! Advice : Never Exchange words with a Lady cos they always win.

welcome to friendzone

d guy Bleep.up, na d babe for meet him at home than to burn his fuel, time and energy for nothing.

50calibre: 17 hours for a pus*y? Damn!!!!!!!!!!!

He must have dream't of that pus*sy

maybe he though he was going to sha*g clopatra

I'm just wondering what he was thinking about on that 17-hour drive

iiichidodo: Wish i was a girl....I'd be an avid collector of magas....Dumb cake-eatin magas..

Wicked

olumaxi: u cant probably understand wat i mean by sayin u al dsame....u'l knw when u grow up..but meanwhile,real men knw..

you re half a man for saying such!

[size=13pt]The imprtant issue is he drove for 17 hours. Who does that? or he was looking for that sympathy se.x , ote!!! Or maybe he really is in love with her and wants to prove (stupidly) he can drive that long to make her have a good day, not necessarily sex. so the girl exposing and embarassing him on twitter is wrong, she might have lost someone who really cares. Any way the guy messed up...[/size]

MzMariah: Lol. No mind the guy

Chai, in his mind he will be like....'yeeepeeeeeee......I'm going to get laid after all she just one of those bitches on twitter only for him to get there after a long 17 hours drive and the babe no even reason that area who knows, maybe if he had succeeded in doing it we would have seen something like..........'dammmmmmm, met her 2 weeks ago, visited her today and got laid. she is just one of those cheap whores I met on twitter

Not all ladies are whores and not all whores are ladies.

She even try give the guy ice cream still follow am go movies, how I wish na only water she give am, them con talk after which she con escort am reach were he pack him car, give am holy hug then he drive back just the way he drive go because na only him waka come

nice one....she is a wife material too

EmpressaDelRei:
"in a nutshel,ALL GIRLS r dsame,it depends on ao wel u play ur card" really? Please Mr, speak for your family and cohorts... Not every female is loose or cheap. Are the ones in ur family Lagos/Ibadan expressway? Guy, no provoke me!

wel,now u v taken it personal,but meanwhile,u and evri oda female specie in ur household aren't an xception

ok

Warris dis one saying sef?the fact that u shagged "ur internet friends" does nt make u a man;it does not add any money to ur bank account;neither does it add any title to ur name..i hate guys dat kiss and tell..if you have attained maturity;display it for us to see;if not;grow up dude cox you just showed how dumb u're..

olumaxi: D useles nigga ought to av had 70-80% assurance of gettin laid b4 embarkin on dat journey.....though am not based abroad,but i stil get laid by my internet friends...in a nutshel,ALL GIRLS r dsame,it depends on ao wel u play ur card