TRADELYN:

Sorry, me don do am before quoting you self

Trust me, you guys make NL interesting!
#I wonder why NL no dey give award

Asable: Na wa oh! na only nija girls get all this long list,na so we bad reach? well as for me am a good girl o

Asable: Na wa oh! na only nija girls get all this long list,na so we bad reach? well as for me am a good girl o

rigarmortis: Mencade5 n tradelyn una two no well o, walahi

mencade5: hahaha...tradelyn, na u funny pass ooo. Do you know most of our contributions here are blessings to many people out there?

Sincerely it is ooo. Last saturday i went to a cyber cafe. I met the admin there. He was on nairaland. I asked him that how is nairaland life is. He told me once he open any broswer whether it is phone on computer, the first place he checks is nairaland. He told me his username. When he ask me of mine, when i mentioned ''mencade5'' he was surprised and starting laughing out so loud. I was scared a little, he told me am i really mencade5? I said yes, this guy laughed and said ''so we are the ones killing them with laugh abi''? I was quite honoured that day.
Truely nairaland is helping people out there but we may not know. People like you and oga rigarmoris deserve such award.

rigarmortis: 1. The real man pill
Some naija girls try to market and sell the “real man” to some poor unsuspecting dude, any dude that swallows this pill will immediately start acting like some robot, the “real man” is not supposed to do this and that, as prescribed by the particular naija girl you are dating.
Swallow this pill and you are doomed for life, suckered into the myth that all men are supposed to behave in some way, which is infact a bid to control you, you should be pitied more than juddas Iscariot.
The irony is that most of this girls have dated wimps in the past, broke up with them because he behaves like a puppet, meet you, fvkcs you to spite him and then tries AGAIN to turn you into the former BF by selling the pill to you.
Poor souls.
RED FLAG.....watch out for words like.....”your mates out there”....”real men are......” or trying to make you watch some romance movie or telemundo, then she ill hold up the characteristics of the main guy who is soooooo gentle, but beats his wife in real life and has had 40 divorces....watch at your own peril, if premership season is off, watch NBA, if its off season, plug your playstation, if none is available, give her the remote and take a nap.

2. The “need to be taken care of” mentality
You would usually hear a naija girl say stuff like...i need a guy who can take care of me....well, nothing is wrong with that, but they mean it in a lazy way, like they are some dumb invalid, they appear like a wimp doll whenever i hear that shiii and should be surprised when they are treated as such, what happened to striving to get yours, the days of..the wife sits at home is gone, its equal rights now...of cos there wil be occasions now and then when, but don’t act like you have won the lottery, retired, or hit a jackpot as soon as a guy asks for your name.

3. Potential boyfriend profiling
Naija girls profile you and size you up as soon as you say hello, you can see the cat like eyes darting around, all over you, searching for a clue.
Yeah, everybody wants the good life but then what happened to meeting a person first and knowing him then seeing if you like him or not.
When i meet such girls, i can sight them a mile away, but usually when i am drunk enough or just unfortunate to cross their path, immediately the sizing up begins, i feel like just cutting it short and walking away, but i am a gentleman, i just give an excuse about how my phone battery is flat, collect their number on a sheet of paper, then calmly proceed to dispose of the paper in the nearest dustbin, .
4. Some things are not sexually transmitted
Success, wealth, smartness.....what do they have in common.....they are not sexually transmitted, so next time you are in a car and feel like the world is your, when you get kicked out you will end up with nada, so get yours, the fact that you are fvkcing each other doesn’t mean shiiii.

5. The victim mentality
Guy meets girl, they start fxking, guy spends heaven and earth, girl meets sugar daddy, girl leaves guy........guy is hurt bad, everybody tells him he is a man, to move on.
Guy meets girl, guy empties his bank account, girl is happy, guy sees a girl with phatter ar53, guy dumps girl, girl screams blue murder, tries to make guy look bad in the eye of the public, that is so nija girl, its unfair and idiotic, get over it, apply makeup, hook another one, thats the spirit.

6. Extreme neediness
No need to explain, naija girls seem to need one thing or the other, some see it as a way of testing your love.

Quite insane

7. Shallow mind and ignorance.
She knows BB10, iphine, mercy Johnson, kim, k, ,,...thats the end, go deeper and you jam a brick wall, without a helmet you might get migraine for life, some of these girls are dumb as a doornail,, keep it up, keep steve jobs family rich and complain whne you are 50 and single.

stevecantrell:

Funny but true.

Why should any sane Nigerian man listen to a Nigerian 'girl' for that matter ?...its a known fact that they use a psychological technique called "projection" on their victims.

She realises that 80% of everything to do with her is fake weave on, eyelashes, butt pads , attitude etc the next thing she does is to make u feel what she's feeling by projecting her fakeness on you. Don't fall victim.

mencade5: *kicks her small nyash out of this thread*

''comot here jor''

rozzay: . Gladly leaves except dat d nyash isn't small dear.

mencade5: +points at her+
picture of that nyash or.........

temigracie: ...y do u guys always blackmail and badmouth girls??....for cryn out loud we r weaker vessels and shud treated like a gem and something valueable....so,u mean guys too don do fake things...if i may ask,y is dat guys loves lieing??gimme reasons y u shud lie to impress a chic..na evrybody get im own for im body....unna too get unna own bad syd nah...enof of d badmouthing n evrythin...if any girl dumps and plays a good guy den she s cr*zy....apart frm dat,not all d girls in d world r bad nw....

rozzay: write application letter requesting to c d beloved ukwu nd send to seun s address den wen he pm s me personally ill upload

mencade5: no time madam.

rozzay: . Ok o. Oga madam

mencade5: because of ordinary lookig na im person go dey write letter anyhow? What if na toucj i want touch, na obama i go contact abi?

rozzay: . Hhahahhahahhaha Haba y u go touch pesin thing. Ok if u want to c send pm den ull c it privately not for all eyes

mencade5: na today person dey touch dat thing? See wahala ooo

rozzay: . It belongs to one person sir

mencade5: my body too belongs to one person ma.

rozzay: . Case rested den

mencade5: na so u want take end am?

rozzay: . Lol how r we supposed to end it btw do I perceive dat we are acting out wat the thread is abt. - naija gals. Hehehe

mencade5: acting? Without you telling me i knew it right from the beginnning.

truely annoying traits from naija gals.

rozzay: . Hmmmmmm naija gals Diarisgodoooo. Lolz anyway dats y u men love us, we can be very annoying @ times but we still make ur lives worthwhile.

mencade5: not worthwhile....miserable is the word.

rozzay: na u sabi o sir even wit my annoying self I please my oga well well

mencade5: u are not annoying...no woman is annoying. They only nag.
that is why silent treatment is the best medicine for women.

rozzay: I hate silent treatment. Yak. Men dat do dat r wicked. My baby does dat a lot wen u r talking he ll just ignore u so I've learnt to kip quiet wen upset. Lol

farano: *hiohiohiohiohio*

mencade5: oh lawd!

Rozzay you dont mean it?
+nacks head on wall+

but is it that tormenting to give silent treatment to a lady? I mean how does it hurt? I tried it with my lady, she was so scared she had to call her friend to talk to me. I love her, but i just wanted to teach her a lesson.

How i go dey warn babe please stop this and she no want hear? Hahahaha...no be small thing ooo