Fight between my siblings...
Boy-senseless Fat cow
Girl- useless tall broom stick
Boy - foolish fat born fool
Girl- stupid he goat will be sagging with dirty boxers..
Na only for food u dey get sense
Boy- #slap
Girl- slapsbback with tears, Na only my body u dey get power



#oya make i go separate fight...
I love those kids

If an Ibadan girl insults you, you'll nearly cry because they have a way of putting flavour in their insults. Something like: Olori kolobo bi kongo rodo (round head like a measurement bowl for pepper)! A guy was insulting a lady that had wet lips on and he was like: Ki ni n se'le yi to ri bi e'n t'enu b'ororo! (Said the girl lips are like she dipped them in vegetable oil)

Educated illiterate, said by one of my lecturer

Yomieluv: A lecturer then in school- you are a Bongotea,whatever that means.

Bongo is a coffee in the 80s,when you finish boiling it you have to filter the dirt to drink it.........I THINK THE INSULT THERE IS THAT YOU ARE FULL OF IDOTI.....

God created houseflies, cockroaches, maggots, mosquitos, fleas, ticks, slugs, leeches, and intestinal parasites, then he lowered his standards and made you. I take it back; God didn't make you. You are Satan's spawn. You are Evil beyond comprehension, half-living in the slough of despair. You are the entropy which will claim us all. You are a green-nostriled, crossed eyed, hairy-livered, goisher kopf, inbred trout-defiler. You make Ebola look good. You are weary, stale, flat and unprofitable. You are grimy, squalid, nasty and profane. You are foul and disgusting. You're a fool, an ignoramus. Monkeys look down on you. Even sheep won't have sex with you. You are unreservedly pathetic, starved for attention, and lost in a land that reality forgot. You are not ANSI compliant and your markup doesn't validate. You have a couple of address lines shorted together. You should be promoted to Engineering Manager. Do you really expect your delusional and incoherent ramblings to be read? Everyone plonked you long ago. Your life is one big W.O.M.B.A.T., and your future doesn't look promising either. We need to trace your bloodline and terminate all siblings and cousins in order to cleanse humanity of your polluted genes. The good news is that no normal human would ever mate with you, so we won't have to go into the sewers in search of your git. You are a waste of flesh. You have no rhythm. You are ridiculous and obnoxious. You are the moral equivalent of a leech. You are a living emptiness, a meaningless void. You are sour and senile. You are a loathsome disease, a drooling inbred cross-eyed toesucker. You make Quakers shout and strike Pentecostals silent. You have a version 1.0 mind in a version 6.13 world. Your mother had to tie a pork chop around your neck.

when i was called a Porcupine ma siblings just couldn't help but laughed.

Had a slim friend with big head, he got in a fight and they called him lollipop j almost died laughing lol

Agybabe: Even fools marvel at your foolishness

really

From a lecturer to me "the cap on your head is making air not to enter your brain"

Ur thinking rate is inversely proportional to ur height.......talking to a tall guy

Wen they are like grow up and u grown already

i dont know why you like advertising your foolishness

Just last week, my class mate who wasn't following in a mathematics course told my lecturer "Sir, I don't understand. Pls come again".........

His reply (in thick igbo accent), "Shut up dia, any fool will easily understand this! Unless ofcourse you are bombaaastic fool"


The whole class burst laff!

melchuksky: Mad cow....

***haha someone's name

U are an educated illiterate-1of my guy at secondary school
person-nairaland
oloshi-Yoruba (tho I don't realy knw its meaning

lepasharon: I actually heard it on this forum: 'The only thing positive about you is your HIV status...Damn !

You 'heard' something u are viewing? U probably viewing thiss topic with ur ear again abi..lol funny lady

! Lek's.

trukoments: God created houseflies, cockroaches, maggots, mosquitos, fleas, ticks, slugs, leeches, and intestinal parasites, then he lowered his standards and made you. I take it back; God didn't make you. You are Satan's spawn. You are Evil beyond comprehension, half-living in the slough of despair. You are the entropy which will claim us all. You are a green-nostriled, crossed eyed, hairy-livered, goisher kopf, inbred trout-defiler. You make Ebola look good. You are weary, stale, flat and unprofitable. You are grimy, squalid, nasty and profane. You are foul and disgusting. You're a fool, an ignoramus. Monkeys look down on you. Even sheep won't have sex with you. You are unreservedly pathetic, starved for attention, and lost in a land that reality forgot. You are not ANSI compliant and your markup doesn't validate. You have a couple of address lines shorted together. You should be promoted to Engineering Manager. Do you really expect your delusional and incoherent ramblings to be read? Everyone plonked you long ago. Your life is one big W.O.M.B.A.T., and your future doesn't look promising either. We need to trace your bloodline and terminate all siblings and cousins in order to cleanse humanity of your polluted genes. The good news is that no normal human would ever mate with you, so we won't have to go into the sewers in search of your git. You are a waste of flesh. You have no rhythm. You are ridiculous and obnoxious. You are the moral equivalent of a leech. You are a living emptiness, a meaningless void. You are sour and senile. You are a loathsome disease, a drooling inbred cross-eyed toesucker. You make Quakers shout and strike Pentecostals silent. You have a version 1.0 mind in a version 6.13 world. Your mother had to tie a pork chop around your neck.

Why evils na!

In those day's, my brother always say "my mama raised no fool baby, so where are you from?". He also use to say "stop reasoning through your anus and for once, make use of your brain!" and the most annoying of them all "i've told you to stop holding up fart, cause it travels back to the brain and that's where shitty ideas come from!". Lol

You are a Bucking Fastard

When a Chick Called Me an Unbreast Feeded Maggot!

my lab attendant use 2 say ds weneva he's supervisin us during exams nd tym is almost up- a normal human being shld av finishd by now, meanwhile majority re still busy doing it,all of us we jst laff

lepasharon: I actually heard it on this forum: 'The only thing positive about you is your HIV status...Damn !

Whaaaaaaaat! This got me cracked up.
People get bad mouth Oº°˚˚°ºo. ..

Just ask the yorubas....the interpretation of their insults will awe you.

Mine is an insult hurled together with either a ma/sir/aunty/uncle for a person

e.g, 'Im very sorry to say ma, u must be a stupid person... Or se kin se pe e tin ya were 'ma'?

The most hilarious i recieved was 'e ma binu aunty, sugbon, se mo pe e go? (pardon me aunty, but do u knw u r VERY stupid?).... Chaie! I no fit cry

chimaobikanu: In those day's, my brother always say "my mama raised no fool baby, so where are you from?". He also use to say "stop reasoning through your anus and for once, make use of your brain!" and the most annoying of them all "i've told you to stop holding up fart, cause it travels back to the brain and that's where shitty ideas come from!". Lol

*faints*

Handsome muturu........ #my ex to me#

Mine to fwends : Look at the way you are smiling like a catfish!

YoungDaNaval: When Ma Mum Called Me An Adopted Son Of a Lesbian! Lwkmd.

That's very simple, your mum is a lesbian and your were adopted.

Chanchit:

That's very simple, your mum is a lesbian and your were adopted.

You Dey Madt. She was only joking!

My friend's dad used to tell her "a ma ma ko e bi ile", meaning we keep teaching you like we're building a house. I just cant forget it.

aaronson: I told a friend....I don't give a muthaf#ck,you could get your MotherF#cked

There's nothing hilarious about this.