Ssshhh... Stop talking you lower the intelligence of the whole street when you speak.

Folks lyk u mak be believed dt human being originated 4rm ape.....may 50,000 kilojoule of thunder strike u nd ur wreched family...lolz

Choi

killlie: A lecturer said dis 2 me in class:"see d way he's looking like a baby elephant."

In my street from
one IBD sis to a small girl"see ur cheek like sack wey dem no tie well well

Saw this on twitter

Does the fish whose brain you borrowed know that you are misusing it?

You..you brain of a Potato!! (Homage to Victor and Hugo cartoon )

frm my dad to me.....dis girl u r notin but a retired criminal,u r a vagabond nd a rogue,just because I cheated him out of his money

wildguy: Saw this on twitter

Does the fish whose brain you borrowed know that you are misusing it?

KO!

my kid brother is the talkative type. Was fed up with this that I told him in Igbo ''ikwu gbuola onwe gi'' (you talk too much) he retorted back ''ige gbuola onwe gi'' (you have listened too much)


My sis was like ''see this small boy wey I change diapers''

Dharhe: Intelligent mumu

Lmao
Intelligent + Mumu
dat's kindna of 4ny

...well i can see your brain is upside down!

a pregnant goat must have pissed on your head while you were small- coogar of NL UEFA thread fame.

your mother must have breast fed you with goat milk.

"Please shut that latrine u call a mouth"

killlie: A lecturer said dis 2 me in class:"see d way he's looking like a baby elephant."

Oh sheeeeeeet! The man entered u mehn! Pls don't tell me u didn't reply him becos u were fearing C.O

"your smartphone is smarter than you"

....U r just an uncompleted bungalow
Ur brain is 5 mins late

U are as useless as a leaking umbrella

See ur face like yesterdays newspaper

U r so dense light bends thru u

U talk a lot for someone that nevers says much

Pls stop talking before u say something intelligent

If I slap you you 'll turn white

Where were you when God was giving people brains

I dont know who smokes more ur car or you

Are you crying or is that how ur face is

You went to the saloon and ended up looking like an expensive baboon

something like
"You clumsy Oaf"
"Inane Barbarian"
"Loud-mouthed destitute like u"
Ur foolishness na goat dey with the key


none said to me tho

(officeyab) you left your house this morning and ur neighbor said to another neighbor see that BANKER and you are here acting like sparepart boi.

even people 4rm the other office laff fall for ground

Saying someone looks like yahoo messenger.

Heard that in Awo Hall in OAU as an undergrad.

Anyone still recalls how yahoo messenger symbol looks like?

A friend said this to the GF friend: e be like say na goat egg u chop wen u dey smol dats y u dey behave like cow..Ewu gambia

You are a product of a leaking condom!!

read my signature!!!!

'You common cattle rearer' (Just cos I am Fulani)

Its so annoying that u insult people anyhow cos u r too insultive n forgotten that u r already been insulted by d gods cos u r full of negative thinking except ur EBOLA positive result.. Na waooo people get bad mouth ooo..na wetin a girl tell a guy

Kparaga, please remove your coat of foolishness, I go use grinding stone break your strong heart.

This mumu na fool o
Calling you a fool is an insult to the real fools of this world

Your mama no breastfeed you well..

When U r misbehaving/acting funny...
You get; have U taken ur drugs 2day?

If U nor behave nw, l go use U go change filter for market as U nor get use.

gramci: "you are the reason I support abortion"

You shd be hanged for dis kind of saying....WAT!!!

From a customer to me.....
#calabar accent # just because you are wearing suit and working in the bank you think you are a banker

Turning away he said #not knowing you are a bloody bank worker....

Mine was when my little cousin told his brother that he keep his money with me so as to help him save it, the brother immediately scream" So you keep your money with Uncle Josh, that's like you asking a dog to keep a bone for you