Yet with all this, some will still find it difficult to find and keep a chick....SMH.

Ryabcool: you minding that ugly thing? She looks like the Moonstar of Limbo.

Mr handsome *pukes* u couldn't have found a better way to show us how childish u are. not ur fault tho...now run along kiddo, its way past ur bedtime

killjoy:

lolzzzz. tnx for ur validation. dat wud be sufficient. tnx once again

No biggie. You be the real Gee

TerpeOjorobaby: Well my best advice s b urslf.dnt act base on write ups bt if u wish to b trted dis way also,u can carry on. 4 anyone who cares to listen "just be gud" the babe u trt lke trash 2day mayb in a better position to assist u 2moro.na small world we dey oh!!!

look my friend, der r gals out there praying to meet a guy who will just be himself n just be gud. I pray dey find u, plus, go n work hard for ur money n stop stakin ur future on d hope of finding a gal in a better position tomorrow. focus guy! focus!!

Ollybarbie219: Mr handsome *pukes* u couldn't have found a better way to show us how childish u are. not ur fault tho...now run along kiddo, its way past ur bedtime

young woman, u see a post dat hurts ur pride den u take a subtle swipe at d op, how dare u brand him as childish search ur soul... who rili is d kiddo

killjoy:

young woman, u see a post dat hurts ur pride den u take a subtle swipe at d op, how dare u brand him as childish search ur soul... who rili is d kiddo

Whatever! D only trace of childishness i see here is from you both

mencade5: i need to copy this down.

Let me gain something from nairaland today.

Guy, I dey vex 4 U wella Ooo...

Why you no send me a copy of this killjoy's thread naa?

Naa Sooo I 4 miss Am ni...GOD forbid in Jesus name

Ollybarbie219: Mr handsome *pukes* u couldn't have found a better way to show us how childish u are. not ur fault tho...now run along kiddo, its way past ur bedtime

Look at this good for nothing jamb candidate whose life ambition is to find a guy who will bail her from the throes of poverty.
Kiddo? Really? I just checked your profile picture properly. Even my younger bro is not your mate. Do you think its only kids that patronize nairaland? Social media has given an ant the right to behave like a lion so i won't blame you. Why am i even surprised? You username even has barbie in it. And you dare form adult to me? Smh!

Quote where i called myself handsome. And calling you ugly isn't childish, it is just the truth as i see it. Its your hurt ego that's living in denial.


Disclaimer to the public; God knows i have no problem with people not so goodlooking. I am not handsome and i do not claim to be. Its just the stupid ones forming fly that pisses the hell outta me.

TRADELYN:
Guy, I dey vex 4 U wella Ooo...

Why you to send me a copy of this killjoy's thread naa?

Naa Sooo I 4 miss Am ni...GOD forbid in Jesus name

Ryabcool: Look at this good for nothing jamb candidate whose life ambition is to find a guy who will bail her from the throes of poverty.
Kiddo? Really? I just checked your profile picture properly. Even my younger bro is not your mate. Do you think its only kids that patronize nairaland? Social media has given an ant the right to behave like a lion so i won't blame you. Why am i even surprised? You username even has barbie in it. And you dare form adult to me? Smh!

Quote where i called myself handsome. And calling you ugly isn't childish, it is just the truth as i see it. Its your hurt ego that's living in denial.


Disclaimer to the public; God knows i have no problem with people not so goodlooking. I am not handsome and i do not claim to be. Its just the stupid ones forming fly that pisses the hell outta me.

take it easy man... she's just a young woman. allowances shud be made for her folly.

TRADELYN:
Guy, I dey vex 4 U wella Ooo...

Why you to send me a copy of this killjoy's thread naa?

Naa Sooo I 4 miss Am ni...GOD forbid in Jesus name

no vex ooo, na luck i take jam this thread. But u na professor for research womanology na. U still need this write up?

Ollybarbie219: Pained dudes be like~

when a fool quote we know

redgem: Hahahaha...funny post
Funny op
Hahahaha

i know its hurts you bt while you pretend & laf

mencade5: no vex ooo, na luck i take jam this thread. But u na professor for research womanology na. U still need this write up?

Yes Oooo as this go push the ministry faster to the right direction

ok

Adikam: when a fool quote we know

attention seeker uv been noticed now run along!

All this hypothesis and theory don tire me self......

Just know dat in a relationship don't allow ur heart to do the thinking for u............ but make use of ur brain, ur head and define what u want in the relationship.

so, both can have mutual respect, trust and understand on what is needed to make it work and be flexible(re-adjust) as it keeps blossoming.

BROKE ASS KIDS be like~

Ryabcool: Look at this good for nothing jamb candidate whose life ambition is to find a guy who will bail her from the throes of poverty.
Kiddo? Really? I just checked your profile picture properly. Even my younger bro is not your mate. Do you think its only kids that patronize nairaland? Social media has given an ant the right to behave like a lion so i won't blame you. Why am i even surprised? You username even has barbie in it. And you dare form adult to me? Smh!

Quote where i called myself handsome. And calling you ugly isn't childish, it is just the truth as i see it. Its your hurt ego that's living in denial.


Disclaimer to the public; God knows i have no problem with people not so goodlooking. I am not handsome and i do not claim to be. Its just the stupid ones forming fly that pisses the hell outta me.

For ur info since u were too blind while lookn through my profile to see I'm a student and I'm in my 2nd year...no give urself high bp ooo.. Not everyone on nl is a jambite like u take hrt

dre11: All this hypothesis and theory don tire me self......

Just know dat in a relationship don't allow ur heart to do the thinking for u............ but make use of ur brain, ur head and define what u want in the relationship.

so, both can have mutual respect, trust and understand on what is needed to make it work and be flexible(re-adjust) as it keeps blossoming.

I say mad man u say craze man. I gave a detailed version u gave an abridged version... perhaps wen d world becomes utopia, u won't need theories. all u hv to do is be urself. bt until den, play safe

Am not a guy....buh thanks

killjoy:

I say mad man u say craze man. I gave a detailed version u gave an abridged version... perhaps wen d world becomes utopia, u won't need theories. all u hv to do is be itself. bt until den, play safe

princessayesha: Am not a guy....buh thanks

d pleasure's all mine

killjoy: i created this post some months back, but i lost it along with my account. let me do you guys a favour by re-posting for those interested.



Warning: readers discretion adviced. If u can't handle a pretty lenghty write up, den move ahead wit ur life of ignorance; afterall, detest for readin is ingrained in an average black man's DNA. Below are the Rules:

Rule 1
Giving all ur love, care, time, even money doesn't guarantee she'll stay: let me tell u wot makes women stick to guys thru all season, both good n bad - because... they... wait for it, wait for it, wait for it... want to!!! Yes. They stick to guys because they love d guys n choose to stay wit dem. U must hv seen or heard of guys who beat up dia gals bt still, d gals cling to dem (nw I'm nt askin u to abuse ur gals). Givin ur gals ur all may be gud, bt is nt a reason for dem to stick to u, infact givin dem all in fantastic proportions is unhealthy. I will explain dat subsequently. So dnt tink she's still wit u cos of all d love n money ur showerin on her, wen its tym to leav u, nufin will stop her.

Rule 2:
Never make her too comfortable: u lov her wit ur lyf. She loves u even more. Bla bla. U devote all ur tym n bein to her, evrytin is magical, she knows ur hers for lyf, den a point is inevitably reached when... u suddenly start lookin lyk an ass to her. I knw ur tinkin, dats nt right! D more comfortable u make a person, d more d person shud giv more. Yes! Dat is in sync wit logic, bt women ain't logical! Once in a while, dnt get jelous, dnt care, dnt spend, hold back urself. Let her run after u. Get a lyf aside her! I can't tell u hw importnt dis is

Rule 3:
Family takes precedence over her: it cannot be overemphasised hw important it is for u to knw d people who will be wit u for eva n dos who will cum n go. Never take sides wit ur gal against ur mama or sister. Its against d bro code of conduct. Never inconvenience ur family to accommodate "one man's daughter". It will make her respect u. Once u forge ur gal into a wife, gud for u! She's nw ur family n shud nt be inconvinienced for anoda random "non-family". Until u ring her finger, she's fair game, meanin she can dump ur sorry ass for anoda. So dnt be stupid inof to enjoy temporary things n miss out eternity.

Rule 4:
She's not worth any emotional/financial stress: don't struggle to give what u dnt have! Asume she requests for 10k, if u dnt hav it tell her "i dont hv it", if u hav it bt aint feelin charitable, tell her "i wont give, go work for ur money", if u hav n feel lyk sharin fine! Give her! Relationships r to be enjoyed not tolerated! Dating is not an emancipation frm poverty! Neva you hav sleepless nights for her sake. Neva you borrow to satisfy her every whim! This may sound harsh, but not until ur married to her, u hav no business dealin with her usin ur heart, use ur head!! Most men make this moronic mistake of gettin worked up over a woman! God! Women r d emotional ones, let dem cry over d relationship, its nt ur job nigger! Dnt kill urself for a gal, she wud attend ur funeral with a new boyfrend. A word for d wise is sufficient

Rule 5:
Always get even: women always think they r smatter dan men. Here's why - dey grow up to have huge racks n bums as big as jumbo size hot air balloons, n guys r wired to be attractd to wot dey see, hence dey can manipulate guys, hence dey r smarter! Guys who hv more money dan sense tend to give more n get little in a relationship. Y shud u buy her a box of chocolate on her bday n expect hand band on urs?? Get even! For every shoe she buys u, get her a wrist watch, for evry tie, get her a scarf, for every boxer, get her a pant (wait, shey boxers r even more expensiv dan pants, hehehe). This sounds like a game bt in truth, datin a 21st century naija babe is a game, im not askin u to win, jst get even. Keep on readin, im not thru.

Rule 6:
Love yourself first n more: lyk i said earlier, ladies think dey r smarter n wud love to expliot u in d name of relationships. Hence word lyk *mugu*, n phrase lyk *maga don pay* wer coined. If u love urself first n more dan her, u wont get her wot u hav never tasted. U wont giv her a treat u hv neva had. There is somethin called self love n self respect n evry guy shud hv dem! Moreova, until u truly love urself, u will find it hard to love others without bein a wuss... lov ur gal bt undastand dat ur a human bein too n desearve d good tins of life. Take care of urself too. Love ur life, u hav jst one left. And d final rule....

Rule 7:
Understand who you are as a man: bein a man is one of d biggest burdens a human cud hav. Ther r previleges of bein a man, bt responsibilities too. Undastand dat u hv to be on top of evrytin, ur game, (i didnt say ur gal o, i said ur game, hohohohoho). Undastnd dat dis gal wud be d first to throw rocks at u if u become a failure in lyf tomoro. Set ur priorities right, make enough money to take care of ur family, both batch A n batch B. Imagine good things u can afford with $10million - a gud house, good car, love, etc. Strive to be d kind of man u wud be happy to have ur sister marry.

Nota Bene: i am not prejudiced towards women, i hate everyone equally.

I gbadun you so much !!! Thumbs up, now I have to re-schedule my game with all these chicks....#ama happy happy

This is so on point....love d 3rd nd 4th rule ....if only my fellow niggas wud listen...good read!

Ollybarbie219: BROKE ASS KIDS be like~ For ur info since u were too blind while lookn through my profile to see I'm a student and I'm in my 2nd year...no give urself high bp ooo.. Not everyone on nl is a jambite like u take hrt

Stop embarrassing yourself

Adikam: i know its hults you bt while you pretend & laf

Hmmm...please,I'm tired of laughing
Is it hult or hurt?
It doesn't affect me...wanted to give the op a simple advice but changed my mind..decided to just laugh and leave the thread cos it makes no sense..
Got that?

redgem:

Hmmm...please,I'm tired of laughing
Is it hult or hurt?
It doesn't affect me...wanted to give the op a simple advice but changed my mind..decided to just laugh and leave the thread cos it makes no sense..
Got that?

I work at Oxford Dictionary company in ojuolegba. Actually, the new spelling of ''hurt' is 'huLt'.

redgem:

Hmmm...please,I'm tired of laughing
Is it hult or hurt?
It doesn't affect me...wanted to give the op a simple advice but changed my mind..decided to just laugh and leave the thread cos it makes no sense..
Got that?

What would it take you to look up the real 'hurt' in a dictionary ? When it comes to emptying men's pocket, you will be faster than the speed of light..... Lazy barbie's

redgem:

Hmmm...please,I'm tired of laughing
Is it hult or hurt?
It doesn't affect me...wanted to give the op a simple advice but changed my mind..decided to just laugh and leave the thread cos it makes no sense..
Got that?

why why do u employ cheap psychological schemes against me? I don't nid a magnifying glass to see hw hurt dis thread makes u feel. smart gals wud learn a tin or two from dis post. dumb gals wud b offended by it. its gals lyk u dat make guys tink gals hv fish brain.

kwis:
[size=13pt]Best advice is to be yourself and be very honest with yourself, shes human like you so treat her as such, Honesty really helps me..... im a very nice guy but she knows that i ain't stupid and she respects me for that.

Be a nice guy, so if things dont work out on the long run, you are still the best shes ever had uno, Leave a trail of sweetness, its just one life we got!!!!![/size]

Crap I would have believed this if I weren't getting dumped despite calling, getting gifts,valentine day sending recharge, helping with resume and other stuff as for OllieBarbie you may not like the post and may not like the op, hell I hardly know the op, but damn the topic sliced my heart, because I broke very rule. I always worried about my gf because I loved her so much, but yet she gets pissed because I worry too much I can understand that, I got gifts for her on her birthday, valentine day and just gifts randomly, but wait all I got was a fake watch and wallet, normally I don't do all these spending but this was different I was in love, ave helped out with applying jobs on her behalf, doing stuff for her that I won't even do for my bros. I never cheated and I always made sure we at least tried to hangout. But so to my shock she asked for a break in the relationship the reason was.......wait for it wait for it. because I don't call as much as I used to, because I stopped paying attention. Come on am a programmer am trying to set my career at 28 am not yet where I should be. Am sorry to say but I think a lot of young Nigeria girls are selfish,immature,stingy and unrealistic. This is the first time dating someone younger than me and it's a bad experience older ex babe's were always understanding. OP I feel your post, although there are some good reasonable and matured babe's out there. But seriously focus on your career, if you are poor tomorrow, your so called loved one will be the first to mock you.

neutralwaya:

What would it take you to look up the real 'hurt' in a dictionary ? When it comes to emptying men's pocket, you will be faster than the speed of light..... Lazy barbie's

Hahahaha...very funny
Singing *I've got 99 problems and you ain't one* lalalalala