Patrick is a very large, very old wombat who lives at a wildlife
preserve in Ballarat, Australia.
At 29 years old, poor Patrick is also a virgin.

He came out of the womb-at a time when life was simpler. Now, as a young adult, our boy is having trouble looking for that special someone to do … whatever the hell wombats do to each other.
So we’ve let Patrick make a dating profile. If you know any wombats in your area looking to meet a refined single male, please don’t hesitate to reach out to us in the comments below!
Name: Patrick
Occupation: Just chillin in mom’s basement, playing some WoW, drinkin’ Mountain Dew
Likes:
www.pijango..com/2014/08/see-29-year-old-rat-its-also-virgin.html

.Cuddles
Leaves and stuff
International politics
Juggalos
Gnawing wood
Existentialism
Grey’s Anatomy
Dislikes:

When people mistake me for a beaver
Wine snobs
Running
The San Diego Chargers
Crippling depression
Becky
Ideal partner: I’m not looking for some one-night-stand. I’m just hoping to meet that special someone who will always go to wom-bat for me.
Ideal date: Maybe we could go to Chuck E. Cheese, swim around in the ball pit, and see what happens.

Oh my god! Now only i seen this kind of rat. Its really too amazing.

dis is crious

Jeeeez!

bless you brother rat, bless you

Pics

his he man or boy ? access youre guy here https://www.nairaland.com/1875910/he-man-boy-acces-him

a wombat is not a rat