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Re: Top Ten Funniest Nigerian Chat-up Lines by soulRanger(m): 10:21pm On Sep 01, 2014
#2 and 7 are actually very nice
Re: Top Ten Funniest Nigerian Chat-up Lines by Ladycloud(f): 10:31pm On Sep 01, 2014
fabiano09:

its supposed to sound cheesy lol
....hehehehe...cheesy ke!
Re: Top Ten Funniest Nigerian Chat-up Lines by AdeniyiA(m): 11:01pm On Sep 01, 2014
7. “I thought happiness starts with letter H, why does mine start with U?”
abeg help me pronounce dis, Uappiness cheesy .
mtsheeeew ... all these wahala because of kitten
Re: Top Ten Funniest Nigerian Chat-up Lines by AdeniyiA(m): 11:02pm On Sep 01, 2014
7. “I thought happiness starts with letter H, why does mine start with U?”
abeg help me pronounce dis, Uappiness cheesy .
mtsheeeew ... all these wahala because of kitten undecided
Re: Top Ten Funniest Nigerian Chat-up Lines by Nobody: 11:03pm On Sep 01, 2014
how about u look like someone I used to Bleep
Re: Top Ten Funniest Nigerian Chat-up Lines by Nobody: 6:24am On Sep 02, 2014
Ladycloud: ....hehehehe...cheesy ke!

yelz o
Re: Top Ten Funniest Nigerian Chat-up Lines by Nobody: 6:40am On Sep 02, 2014
........ I love u, talk ur own. lipsrsealed
Re: Top Ten Funniest Nigerian Chat-up Lines by Stephenomozzy(m): 6:55am On Sep 02, 2014
To some 9ja folks, remember dis one na One-Liner Comment/Joke.......wen you say it to the lady, and she says, ''Huh'' what did you say...........nor come go dey explain am or repeat the lines again.....just tell her ###Dat's my way of Saying Hello...........den move ahead with your ###
Re: Top Ten Funniest Nigerian Chat-up Lines by Imoy(m): 7:54am On Sep 02, 2014
bastien: Hehehehehe





What are u doing?............. When u know say I dey chat
As in ehn! My gf always ask me dis particular Question wen we are chatting.

So annoying
Re: Top Ten Funniest Nigerian Chat-up Lines by 2scorehigh(m): 8:06am On Sep 02, 2014
Ceasar1: Seriously I've lost my sense of humour because I didn't find this funny - No Vex. undecided

I thot it waz only me... embarassed

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Re: Top Ten Funniest Nigerian Chat-up Lines by bastien: 11:17am On Sep 02, 2014
Imoy:
As in ehn! My gf always ask me dis particular Question wen we are chatting.

So annoying
Lol u for tell her say u dey untop one babe and u still dey chat
Re: Top Ten Funniest Nigerian Chat-up Lines by Nobody: 11:24am On Sep 02, 2014
fabiano09:

Baby gal is ur mom an okro seller ? Cuz ur beauty draws me to you.
*falls from mango tree*
grin

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Re: Top Ten Funniest Nigerian Chat-up Lines by tophee(m): 8:10pm On Sep 02, 2014
Gals beware gAan ni ooo
Re: Top Ten Funniest Nigerian Chat-up Lines by Ladycloud(f): 8:26pm On Sep 02, 2014
fabiano09:

yelz o
...Issorai
Re: Top Ten Funniest Nigerian Chat-up Lines by Nobody: 5:46am On Sep 03, 2014
Ladycloud: ...Issorai

yea yea issokay
Re: Top Ten Funniest Nigerian Chat-up Lines by lanrycoded: 11:32pm On Sep 06, 2014
Nice one
Re: Top Ten Funniest Nigerian Chat-up Lines by Nobody: 4:54pm On Sep 14, 2014
cool
Re: Top Ten Funniest Nigerian Chat-up Lines by Nobody: 5:36pm On Sep 14, 2014
valmunich: Na me fit die on top ur matter forget wizzy
Last week u no hear say I die for lizzy
I fit vex die again for you this week grin
lool how many times person dey die na
Re: Top Ten Funniest Nigerian Chat-up Lines by valmunich(m): 6:10pm On Sep 14, 2014
crimpson4: lool how many times person dey die na
Na just make we just dey get dem girls nau grin
Re: Top Ten Funniest Nigerian Chat-up Lines by Nobody: 6:51pm On Sep 14, 2014
valmunich:
Na just make we just dey get dem girls nau grin
dat mean say some guys go dey die everyday grin
Re: Top Ten Funniest Nigerian Chat-up Lines by manmustwac(m): 11:12am On Oct 31, 2015
Olamipojoy:
Lolz
Happy Birthday Olami

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