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Re: Top Ten Funniest Nigerian Chat-up Lines by Nobody: 8:11am On Sep 01, 2014
grin exactly lyk ur mum? Egg in ur roll? ... Bad iDEAS grin

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Re: Top Ten Funniest Nigerian Chat-up Lines by maingwaest(f): 8:11am On Sep 01, 2014
Wow
Re: Top Ten Funniest Nigerian Chat-up Lines by ignis: 8:12am On Sep 01, 2014
Very funny lines
Re: Top Ten Funniest Nigerian Chat-up Lines by kilokeys(m): 8:12am On Sep 01, 2014
dhammyg: OP THANKS FOR MAKING ME LAUGH


ABEG NAIRALANDERS TODAY NA MY BIRTHDAY.I WILL REALLY APPRECIATE IF Y'ALL COULD CONGRATULATE ME ON THIS HAPPY DAYsmileywink

gimme ur whatsapp number and i go sing for u..with my piano right now...
Re: Top Ten Funniest Nigerian Chat-up Lines by udemzyudex(m): 8:12am On Sep 01, 2014
pick up lines sucks.. I prefer staying in the moment.
Re: Top Ten Funniest Nigerian Chat-up Lines by Booty4me: 8:13am On Sep 01, 2014
Lol
Re: Top Ten Funniest Nigerian Chat-up Lines by Nobody: 8:13am On Sep 01, 2014
Can never use those on ladies. I havr never had a girlfriend. Never toasted a girl and I don't wish to.

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Re: Top Ten Funniest Nigerian Chat-up Lines by nyt3237(m): 8:14am On Sep 01, 2014
Cheesy Pick Up Lines so not original. Who still use this in the 21st Century

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Re: Top Ten Funniest Nigerian Chat-up Lines by maynation(f): 8:14am On Sep 01, 2014
barackodam:



angry undecided
i owe no one an explanation that i wrote my mind undecided
Re: Top Ten Funniest Nigerian Chat-up Lines by Nobody: 8:14am On Sep 01, 2014
Wot of dis.walking up to gal"babe u are the bomb,ur fada na boko haram?.lol.saw dis on nairaland

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Re: Top Ten Funniest Nigerian Chat-up Lines by Tobbey(m): 8:14am On Sep 01, 2014
10 √√√√√
Re: Top Ten Funniest Nigerian Chat-up Lines by jericco1(m): 8:14am On Sep 01, 2014
Hocopocus pooh-pooh, that triggerd nothing! & only one is common the rest are just mere back -up.
Re: Top Ten Funniest Nigerian Chat-up Lines by aboyaji(m): 8:14am On Sep 01, 2014
aboyaji: fp
dridowu: Ok
maynation: Not funny tho undecided
valmunich: Okay
roufy235: hmm
ERCROSS: ?.......
bastien: Hehehehehe
What are u doing?............. When u know say I dey chat
oluwabelly: First page tinx noni, I go marry dis year
dridowu: Ok
pontirock: !
dridowu: Ok
just for the sake of front page. Making unnecessary statements

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Re: Top Ten Funniest Nigerian Chat-up Lines by pontirock(m): 8:15am On Sep 01, 2014
Jhosh: Boy::Ehe lady av seen u before in atlanta..

Gal::.Well i avunt travelled awta lagos in ma life
JOSHUA
Re: Top Ten Funniest Nigerian Chat-up Lines by duni04(m): 8:15am On Sep 01, 2014
nyt3237: Cheesy Pick Up Lines so not original. Who still use this in the 21st Century
Re: Top Ten Funniest Nigerian Chat-up Lines by Nobody: 8:15am On Sep 01, 2014
I hate lines
Re: Top Ten Funniest Nigerian Chat-up Lines by Nobody: 8:15am On Sep 01, 2014
Dis lines are so cool
i just got upgraded
Re: Top Ten Funniest Nigerian Chat-up Lines by Nobody: 8:16am On Sep 01, 2014
kilokeys:

gimme ur whatsapp number and i go sing for u..with my piano right now...
THANKS BUT DON'T BOTHERwink
Re: Top Ten Funniest Nigerian Chat-up Lines by marieolae(f): 8:17am On Sep 01, 2014
Number 9 is so pathetic
Re: Top Ten Funniest Nigerian Chat-up Lines by barackodam: 8:18am On Sep 01, 2014
maynation: i owe no one an explanation that i wrote my mind undecided



Sure... ....so
Re: Top Ten Funniest Nigerian Chat-up Lines by bastien: 8:18am On Sep 01, 2014
aboyaji: just for the sake of front page. Making unnecessary statements
u Well soooooooo? Would u hv done better? grin
Re: Top Ten Funniest Nigerian Chat-up Lines by mcaylife(m): 8:20am On Sep 01, 2014
dhammyg: OP THANKS FOR MAKING ME LAUGH


ABEG NAIRALANDERS TODAY NA MY BIRTHDAY.I WILL REALLY APPRECIATE IF Y'ALL COULD CONGRATULATE ME ON THIS HAPPY DAYsmileywink
happy birthday to you. Have fun

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Re: Top Ten Funniest Nigerian Chat-up Lines by donshaddow(m): 8:21am On Sep 01, 2014
dhammyg: OP THANKS FOR MAKING ME LAUGH


ABEG NAIRALANDERS TODAY NA MY BIRTHDAY.I WILL REALLY APPRECIATE IF Y'ALL COULD CONGRATULATE ME ON THIS HAPPY DAYsmileywink
In Steve Wonder's voice " Happy birthday to you, happy birthday to you.
Happy birthday!!!!!

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Re: Top Ten Funniest Nigerian Chat-up Lines by Nobody: 8:21am On Sep 01, 2014
This one too is Quite good.. Pls What is the Time ? Can I check it on ur phone..
Or
Pls do u have flashing credit.. pls borrow me ??
Re: Top Ten Funniest Nigerian Chat-up Lines by dridowu: 8:22am On Sep 01, 2014
aboyaji: just for the sake of front page. Making unnecessary statements
thank u jare , i don 4gt say i book space, oya make i go edit

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Re: Top Ten Funniest Nigerian Chat-up Lines by TOPCRUISE(m): 8:23am On Sep 01, 2014
Nigerians are creative chasing shadows because all na vanity. But I will like to hear testimonies with from nairalanders if any works
Re: Top Ten Funniest Nigerian Chat-up Lines by Nobody: 8:25am On Sep 01, 2014
donshaddow:
In Steve Wonder's voice " Happy birthday to you, happy birthday to you.
Happy birthday!!!!!
THANKS A LOTsmiley

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Re: Top Ten Funniest Nigerian Chat-up Lines by hapiness44(f): 8:25am On Sep 01, 2014
People still fall 4 dz kindergarten lines?... I SMh 4 ladies that will believe this sh*t
Re: Top Ten Funniest Nigerian Chat-up Lines by oskaaay(m): 8:25am On Sep 01, 2014
VERY FUNNY CHAT LINE INDEED..Thanks OP!


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Re: Top Ten Funniest Nigerian Chat-up Lines by Nobody: 8:25am On Sep 01, 2014
mcaylife: happy birthday to you. Have fun
THANKSsmiley
Re: Top Ten Funniest Nigerian Chat-up Lines by Nobody: 8:27am On Sep 01, 2014
I've got an eye problem. I can't stop staring at you.

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