fabiano09:

Do you believe in love at first sight, or
should I walk by again?

....lol...u could walk by again if possible

that number 5

dhammyg:
THANKS

Enjoy.

Recently I don't toast..
I jst go 4 der number..

Mii: sowii beau, pls a favour
Gal:wat!!
Mii: can't figure out where I dropt my phone, kindly help mii call it b4 som1 picks it up
Gal:'dials my no. Behold it rings in my pocket'
Mii:wow am havin it, fanx 4 ur tym would call u la8...

I don finish work b dat oo..

A simple line that works...
Most girls love food. Move your talk to the food aspect and see what happens.

Engage her in a convo Then tell her.

"There's this new restaurant in town. I'd like us to check it out. Afterall, girls are better cooks..."


works well.

Which u done use? @ OP

"Striking is me but now."
Apparently, this was the ish back in the day.

I like d last one... lag gurls go dey blush...

menix: Recently I don't toast..
I jst go 4 der number..

Mii: sowii beau, pls a favour
Gal:wat!!
Mii: can't figure out where I dropt my phone, kindly help mii call it b4 som1 picks it up
Gal:'dials my no. Behold it rings in my pocket'
Mii:wow am havin it, fanx 4 ur tym would call u la8...

I don finish work b dat oo..

haahaahha...some babes fit slap u if dem kana

dhammyg: OP THANKS FOR MAKING ME LAUGH


ABEG NAIRALANDERS TODAY NA MY BIRTHDAY.I WILL REALLY APPRECIATE IF Y'ALL COULD CONGRATULATE ME ON THIS HAPPY DAY

Happy birthday to you

Ladycloud: ....lol...u could walk by again if possible

its supposed to sound cheesy lol

hardeh89: Which u done use? @ OP

If I said you had a great body, would
you hold it against me?

Lone indeed

No.10 all d wayyy...

Neduzze5: No 10 make sense dieeeeee! I'll be using it today when I go out.

Wish me luck!

Lool..so am I man...buh mind you..don't say it tu all ladies u meet out dere, kuz we might as well bump into d same babe...ND she'll b lyk "Av heard dah b4"

fabiano09:

Baby gal is ur mom an okro seller ? Cuz ur beauty draws me to you.

Hehe That's what I'm talking about

fabiano09:
Do you have a map? I just keep on
getting lost in your eyes.

*blushes, then flash him my pair of teeth and clears throat*
That makes two of us dear

MissMeiya:

Hehe That's what I'm talking about

lolz, If I said you had a great body, would
you hold it against me?

fabiano09:
Do you have a map? I just keep on
getting lost in your eyes.

This would make me laugh. You got it.

missEmjay:
*blushes, then flash him my pair of teeth and clears throat*
That makes two of us dear

Runs for my dear life,*dis sure is d wrong chick* lol

MissMeiya:

This would make me laugh. You got it.

lol,funniest pick up lines ever

Baby, the smile on your face is enough to resurrect the dead man under my legs

fabiano09:

Runs for my dear life,*dis sure is d wrong chick* lol

Hahaha! don't run... I don't bite wit 'em

RebelLeader15: Baby, the smile on your face is enough to resurrect the dead man under my legs

sorry o

missEmjay:
Hahaha! don't run... I don't bite wit 'em

My dear its safety first before d Apple o,i dnt knw if ur a vampire,so i had to put on my ben johnson shoes.

lmao.... No.8 tho.... Naija guyz are damn funny... Oya dre11 n naijaboy

menix: Recently I don't toast..
I jst go 4 der number..

Mii: sowii beau, pls a favour
Gal:wat!!
Mii: can't figure out where I dropt my phone, kindly help mii call it b4 som1 picks it up
Gal:'dials my no. Behold it rings in my pocket'
Mii:wow am havin it, fanx 4 ur tym would call u la8...

I don finish work b dat oo..

OMO ake


Professional toasting machine

missEmjay:
sorry o

Miss, wetin do you?

.Happy bffdae swtz...wish u MHR...wia the pary@?

dhammyg: OP THANKS FOR MAKING ME LAUGH


ABEG NAIRALANDERS TODAY NA MY BIRTHDAY.I WILL REALLY APPRECIATE IF Y'ALL COULD CONGRATULATE ME ON THIS HAPPY DAY

Am in luv wi u already......

fabiano09:

My dear its safety first before d Apple o,i dnt knw if ur a vampire,so i had to put on my ben johnson shoes.

Lol. Tot yu were lost in my eyes, now you're running. And for a minute, I tot I found 'the one'

missEmjay:
Lol. Tot yu were lost in my eyes, now you're running. And for a minute, I tot I found 'the one'

The one to kill again abi,i just found my way lolzz

The most recent one I've heard (via my sister), let me gist you.
It was one of those proper bad days, where she was running errands with Lagos traffic, especially all the suffering she experienced in Apapa, bearing in mind she doesn't own a car. After all this wahala, as she was about to enter the 4th bank, some dude stops her and this happened -

Guy: Sorry, I just have to talk to you.
Sis: **sighs** **her body language screams I'm in a hurry.**
Guy: I won't take too long.
Sis: **i'll just be nice and rest real quick**
Guy: Could I get your number? There's...
Sis: **She's about to politely interrupt and leave**
Guy: ...something about your lips.
Sis: **The look she gives the guy could kill.**

Geez, the look, I was giving her after she told me the gist, would have killed the guy in 2 nanoseconds.