anytime i use dis chat up lines on female girls, they always roll deir eyes and walk away

why sit paining you

aboyaji: just for the sake of front page. Making unnecessary statements

dhammyg: OP THANKS FOR MAKING ME LAUGH


ABEG NAIRALANDERS TODAY NA MY BIRTHDAY.I WILL REALLY APPRECIATE IF Y'ALL COULD CONGRATULATE ME ON THIS HAPPY DAY

HBD sweets. Whers tha e-cake.

...is typing a message

dhammyg: OP THANKS FOR MAKING ME LAUGH

ABEG NAIRALANDERS TODAY NA MY BIRTHDAY.I WILL REALLY APPRECIATE IF Y'ALL COULD CONGRATULATE ME ON THIS HAPPY DAY

Happy birthday, wish u all u wish yourself

amynoacid: HBD sweets. Whers tha e-cake.

THANKS AS FOR THE CAKE AM STILL PREPARING IT

eedrees:
Happy birthday, wish u all u wish yourself

THANKS

Ceasar1: Seriously I've lost my sense of Humour because I didn't find this Funny - No Vex.

seconded, my bro
its lame. stopped reading after the 1st 1

dhammyg: OP THANKS FOR MAKING ME LAUGH


ABEG NAIRALANDERS TODAY NA MY BIRTHDAY.I WILL REALLY APPRECIATE IF Y'ALL COULD CONGRATULATE ME ON THIS HAPPY DAY

..Happy birthday to you..wish u llnp and Ggmub!

chimoz: Can never use those on ladies. I havr never had a girlfriend. Never toasted a girl and I don't wish to.

Gay alert!!!

valmunich: Na me fit die on top ur matter forget wizzy
Last week u no hear say I die for lizzy
I fit vex die again for you this week

guy n0 vex o0o, y0u kn0w Erigga? Dat s0ng title nah CART00N

dhammyg: OP THANKS FOR MAKING ME LAUGH


ABEG NAIRALANDERS TODAY NA MY BIRTHDAY.I WILL REALLY APPRECIATE IF Y'ALL COULD CONGRATULATE ME ON THIS HAPPY DAY

Hbd

barackodam:



Sure... ....so

stop quoting me plzz

dhameelolar:

Hbd

THANK U NAMESAKE

dhammyg: OP THANKS FOR MAKING ME LAUGH


ABEG NAIRALANDERS TODAY NA MY BIRTHDAY.I WILL REALLY APPRECIATE IF Y'ALL COULD CONGRATULATE ME ON THIS HAPPY DAY

happy birthday to you sweety


Only opportunity to call you "sweety"

Idrismusty97:

Solomon have 300 wives(not 700) and 700 concubines. Most of those aren't even Nigerian Chat-up lines.

Abeg ooo, which version of the bible did you see the above?

henrinity: ..Happy birthday to you..wish u llnp and Ggmub!

THANKS

best2com:

happy birthday to you sweety


Only opportunity to call you "sweety"

THANKS DEAR

Idrismusty97:

Solomon have 300 wives(not 700) and 700 concubines. Most of those aren't even Nigerian Chat-up lines.

Solomon had 700 wives and 300 concubines. Please confirm from the bible.

dhammyg: OP THANKS FOR MAKING ME LAUGH


ABEG NAIRALANDERS TODAY NA MY BIRTHDAY.I WILL REALLY APPRECIATE IF Y'ALL COULD CONGRATULATE ME ON THIS HAPPY DAY

where is our own share of d cake

Wao! No. 2 does it for me.

dridowu: thank u jare , i don 4gt say i book space, oya make i go edit

haha

pontirock: JOSHUA

A
Swaqqu min to badt.....Boni





V missed u bro

I love your smile.

Do you stay around here ?

Gozieekenkwo:
guy n0 vex o0o, y0u kn0w Erigga? Dat s0ng title nah CART00N

Yea, I like the boy flow

kardinalz: Gay alert!!!

You just reasoned like one.

dhammyg: OP THANKS FOR MAKING ME LAUGH


ABEG NAIRALANDERS TODAY NA MY BIRTHDAY.I WILL REALLY APPRECIATE IF Y'ALL COULD CONGRATULATE ME ON THIS HAPPY DAY

Happy Birthday to the egg in my roll and the i in my pad

dhammyg: OP THANKS FOR MAKING ME LAUGH


ABEG NAIRALANDERS TODAY NA MY BIRTHDAY. I WILL REALLY APPRECIATE IF Y'ALL COULD CONGRATULATE ME ON THIS HAPPY DAY

@ bold^^^^ I thought you want us all to came and celebrate, eat and drink...choi!
anyway, here's for you



Heavenly Father, Please bless dhammyg, for today is her birthday. Dear Lord, please protect and guide dhammyg as she continues along the path you’ve chosen for her. Give her the courage to follow in your light, and feel your love wherever she goes.

Make her strong and give her the strength to make good decisions in the coming year. Keep her free from illness and sadness, for she is a truly good person who deserves happiness and success in all aspects of life.

We know that life is like a book. With each new chapter, we learn and grow towards what you would have us be. Bless dhammyg now on this day, and in the future.

In Christ Jesus name I pray,

Amen.

kingk:

@ bold^^^^ I thought you want us all to came and celebrate, eat and drink...choi!
anyway, here's for you



Heavenly Father, Please bless dhammyg, for today is her birthday. Dear Lord, please protect and guide dhammyg as she continues along the path you’ve chosen for her. Give her the courage to follow in your light, and feel your love wherever she goes.

Make her strong and give her the strength to make good decisions in the coming year. Keep her free from illness and sadness, for she is a truly good person who deserves happiness and success in all aspects of life.

We know that life is like a book. With each new chapter, we learn and grow towards what you would have us be. Bless dhammyg now on this day, and in the future.

In Christ Jesus name I pray,

Amen.

AWWWWW.THANKS A LOT DEAR

oseiwe:
Happy Birthday to the egg in my roll and the i in my pad

THANKS

#8 is D0pe while #1 is outdated

What is this I'm nigerian, and I do not use any of these lines, Neither do the nigerians I know.