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Re: Top Ten Funniest Nigerian Chat-up Lines by missEmjay(f): 2:21pm On Sep 01, 2014 |
fabiano09:Hahahaha! Lol! *watches as he walks(or is it run) away while sobbing softly* 1 Like |
Re: Top Ten Funniest Nigerian Chat-up Lines by WoodcrestMayor(m): 2:26pm On Sep 01, 2014 |
Without you I'm just buns |
Re: Top Ten Funniest Nigerian Chat-up Lines by Nobody: 2:30pm On Sep 01, 2014 |
missEmjay:Plz n plz,make sure u cry me an ocean lolz,u can wail if u wana,i would rilly luv dt hahaha |
Re: Top Ten Funniest Nigerian Chat-up Lines by Nobody: 2:32pm On Sep 01, 2014 |
dhammyg: OP THANKS FOR MAKING ME LAUGH Happy Birth Day! So wetin dey for us? U know say some pple eh, thier duty na just to waka around dey chop ceremonial food. Lol. |
Re: Top Ten Funniest Nigerian Chat-up Lines by Thebrightest(m): 2:37pm On Sep 01, 2014 |
Kachisbarbie:Hmmm... Maybe i will stop memorising pick-up lines then, so that at the age of 30-35 when i am finally ready to approach a lady, i won't sound childish. *smiles* |
Re: Top Ten Funniest Nigerian Chat-up Lines by missEmjay(f): 2:46pm On Sep 01, 2014 |
fabiano09:Lol... wat happened to ur chat-up lines? seems I'm too tough for yu yea? 2 Likes |
Re: Top Ten Funniest Nigerian Chat-up Lines by hapiness44(f): 2:53pm On Sep 01, 2014 |
hensben: abi..tell o.p its only 'baby take my atm card, this is my pin' that you guys fall for these days.lol..no,am not that kinda lady too..but I will still prefer atm card nd pin,to 'did you fall down from heaven' |
Re: Top Ten Funniest Nigerian Chat-up Lines by GbengaPs(m): 2:55pm On Sep 01, 2014 |
Idrismusty97: He had 700 wives actually. 1kings 11:3. |
Re: Top Ten Funniest Nigerian Chat-up Lines by Echosam: 2:59pm On Sep 01, 2014 |
Wao...! this is incredible...luv and relationship as never before...visit www.virginology..com |
Re: Top Ten Funniest Nigerian Chat-up Lines by Kessyy2k4(m): 3:10pm On Sep 01, 2014 |
Olamipojoy: Lolz op search 4more lines. this 1 got her laughing alrdy! |
Re: Top Ten Funniest Nigerian Chat-up Lines by ijbeauty(f): 3:15pm On Sep 01, 2014 |
Abeg Op comot that no2 cos dat line is too awkward, Well in my opinion I wouldn't even look at you twice if you use such "kidnapping" line. Follow your dream ke, follow your nightmare ni |
Re: Top Ten Funniest Nigerian Chat-up Lines by menix(m): 3:19pm On Sep 01, 2014 |
Donkunxex: Such gal mst ve massive village winch following her.. |
Re: Top Ten Funniest Nigerian Chat-up Lines by ElNur1: 3:24pm On Sep 01, 2014 |
dhammyg: OP THANKS FOR MAKING ME LAUGH 200 likes,, Nw dats hw we Nairalanders congratulate u. |
Re: Top Ten Funniest Nigerian Chat-up Lines by pussypounder(m): 3:32pm On Sep 01, 2014 |
My lines 1. Do you know what like most in a girl? My D*ck 2. Roses are red, violets are blue, nice Ti*s 3. Did you fall from heaven? coz your face is really f*cked up 4. Should I buy you a drink or do you just want the money? 5. How do you like your eggs, boiled, fried or fertilized? 6. I am Mr right someone said you where looking for me 7. You are so selfish, you have your body all your life, I just need it for one night 8. I am an astronaut and my next mission is to explore Uranus 9. I just shit in my pants, can i get in yours 10. With great pen*s comes great responsibility 11. There are several things you can do with your mouth, while waste it on talk 12. What has 128 teeth and keeps the incredible hulk, My zipper 13. If i could rearrange the alphabets, i will put my d*ck in your Assssssss 14. what is a nice girl like you doing in a dirty mind like mine 15. Come over to myspace & twitter my yahoo till I google all over your facebook 16. you turn my software into hardware 12 Likes 4 Shares |
Re: Top Ten Funniest Nigerian Chat-up Lines by Nobody: 3:33pm On Sep 01, 2014 |
missEmjay: Don't worry about him dearie lol |
Re: Top Ten Funniest Nigerian Chat-up Lines by Samsonklin(m): 3:35pm On Sep 01, 2014 |
valmunich: Na me fit die on top ur matter forget wizzyI dey feel u my guy... Erigga all the way. |
Re: Top Ten Funniest Nigerian Chat-up Lines by mencade5(m): 3:36pm On Sep 01, 2014 |
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Re: Top Ten Funniest Nigerian Chat-up Lines by Nobody: 4:13pm On Sep 01, 2014 |
missEmjay: Way too tough jor! |
Re: Top Ten Funniest Nigerian Chat-up Lines by Nobody: 4:16pm On Sep 01, 2014 |
MissMeiya: You want to join her n kill me? |
Re: Top Ten Funniest Nigerian Chat-up Lines by isaiahethan: 4:38pm On Sep 01, 2014 |
dhammyg: OP THANKS FOR MAKING ME LAUGH Wish share the same birthday,mine is today (up Virgo).please how do we celebrate it |
Re: Top Ten Funniest Nigerian Chat-up Lines by sapientia1(m): 4:40pm On Sep 01, 2014 |
dhammyg: OP THANKS FOR MAKING ME LAUGHHappy birthday |
Re: Top Ten Funniest Nigerian Chat-up Lines by Toks2008(m): 4:46pm On Sep 01, 2014 |
Number ten is the best and most matured. |
Re: Top Ten Funniest Nigerian Chat-up Lines by JerryJJZ(m): 4:48pm On Sep 01, 2014 |
They may be funny, but there are very sensitive. I really love number 6-8, they are fantastic to me and I really love them!!! |
Re: Top Ten Funniest Nigerian Chat-up Lines by Toks2008(m): 4:52pm On Sep 01, 2014 |
GbengaPs: How on earth did he cope? Gosh and i think he also had over 1000 concubines. Kai! |
Re: Top Ten Funniest Nigerian Chat-up Lines by dokunbam(m): 4:56pm On Sep 01, 2014 |
lines are for kids |
Re: Top Ten Funniest Nigerian Chat-up Lines by Nobody: 4:57pm On Sep 01, 2014 |
just tell her say "See as you fine like two people" Case close, prepare for MATCH |
Re: Top Ten Funniest Nigerian Chat-up Lines by Nobody: 5:05pm On Sep 01, 2014 |
ksmiles: Nigerians are very creative; they have the ability to create funny chat-up lines in a loving way. You will be surprised at how amusing they can get when they’re interested in someone and need to initiate a conversation. Some could be funny, creative, intriguing or downright annoying but at this point all they’re thinking about is how to create a common ground, approach a stranger without getting embarrassed or rejected. Here are the top ten Nigerian funniest chat-up lines that will make you laugh your heart out:Bwahaha... We gave you all we got yet you weren't satisfied. What the hell do you want from us?! |
Re: Top Ten Funniest Nigerian Chat-up Lines by Donkunxex(m): 5:10pm On Sep 01, 2014 |
menix:lol |
Re: Top Ten Funniest Nigerian Chat-up Lines by Nobody: 5:11pm On Sep 01, 2014 |
isaiahethan:HBD TO U TOOWE CELEBRATE BY DRINKING JUICE |
Re: Top Ten Funniest Nigerian Chat-up Lines by Harrybanty(m): 5:12pm On Sep 01, 2014 |
Okay, now that the OP has told us, will it be funny when next it is seen? Just imagine, these cute lines just reach expiry date for everyone who read this post. |
Re: Top Ten Funniest Nigerian Chat-up Lines by macklef(m): 5:12pm On Sep 01, 2014 |
xynerise: Cheap linesNaso u go dey form voltron up n down mr xynerise |
Re: Top Ten Funniest Nigerian Chat-up Lines by Nobody: 5:12pm On Sep 01, 2014 |
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