fabiano09:

The one to kill again abi,i just found my way lolzz

missEmjay:
Hahahaha! Lol! *watches as he walks(or is it run) away while sobbing softly*

dhammyg: OP THANKS FOR MAKING ME LAUGH


ABEG NAIRALANDERS TODAY NA MY BIRTHDAY.I WILL REALLY APPRECIATE IF Y'ALL COULD CONGRATULATE ME ON THIS HAPPY DAY

Kachisbarbie:
Lol, I don't really know what those ones sound like but, I'm sure I hate pick-up lines...
They sound dumb to me, yes I will smile when the guy says it, but in ma head I'm like, 'how old is this nigga?'

fabiano09:
Plz n plz,make sure u cry me an ocean lolz,u can wail if u wana,i would rilly luv dt hahaha

hensben: abi..tell o.p its only 'baby take my atm card, this is my pin' that you guys fall for these days.

Idrismusty97:

Solomon have 300 wives(not 700) and 700 concubines. Most of those aren't even Nigerian Chat-up lines.

Olamipojoy: Lolz

Donkunxex:
haahaahha...some babes fit slap u if dem kana

dhammyg: OP THANKS FOR MAKING ME LAUGH


ABEG NAIRALANDERS TODAY NA MY BIRTHDAY.I WILL REALLY APPRECIATE IF Y'ALL COULD CONGRATULATE ME ON THIS HAPPY DAY

missEmjay:
Hahahaha! Lol! *watches as he walks(or is it run) away while sobbing softly*

valmunich: Na me fit die on top ur matter forget wizzy
Last week u no hear say I die for lizzy
I fit vex die again for you this week

missEmjay:
Lol... wat happened to ur chat-up lines? seems I'm too tough for yu yea?

MissMeiya:

Don't worry about him dearie lol

dhammyg: OP THANKS FOR MAKING ME LAUGH


ABEG NAIRALANDERS TODAY NA MY BIRTHDAY.I WILL REALLY APPRECIATE IF Y'ALL COULD CONGRATULATE ME ON THIS HAPPY DAY

dhammyg: OP THANKS FOR MAKING ME LAUGH


ABEG NAIRALANDERS TODAY NA MY BIRTHDAY.I WILL REALLY APPRECIATE IF Y'ALL COULD CONGRATULATE ME ON THIS HAPPY DAY

GbengaPs:
He had 700 wives actually. 1kings 11:3.

ksmiles: Nigerians are very creative; they have the ability to create funny chat-up lines in a loving way. You will be surprised at how amusing they can get when they’re interested in someone and need to initiate a conversation. Some could be funny, creative, intriguing or downright annoying but at this point all they’re thinking about is how to create a common ground, approach a stranger without getting embarrassed or rejected. Here are the top ten Nigerian funniest chat-up lines that will make you laugh your heart out:

1. “You look familiar, have we met?”

This seems to be the most popular in Nigeria when it comes to chat-up lines. A guy walks up to you and is like “… Hey. .. You look familiar, have we met?”. ( And you’re staring blankly like …” No, I don’t think so” and he goes …”Oh common don’t tell me you can’t remember me. ..”. So in a bid to defend your memory, you oblige and chat or you really don’t care and tell the person off.

2. “Can I follow you home? ‘Cos my parents told me to always follow my dreams”

When you hear a line like this, you may be too weak to react cos you’re boiling within with laughter. All that runs through your mind could be “what the heck is he (or she as the case may be) thinking?”.

3. “Hey, you are very pretty, you look exactly like my mum”

This sounds awkward because the lady does not know how the person’s mom look. However, some women may feel honoured while some maybe like .. ” What? are you alright? You wish!”

4. “Ooooo Boi! I wish I met you first”

This line is pretty famous in the circles of those who meet someone they think they like when they’re already in a serious relationship. It’s a funny way to break the ice but it works. Sometimes, It has an uncanny feel to it that can soften the other person’s disposition towards you.

5. “You’re the only egg in my roll. Without you I’m just a buns”

Now talk about downright hilarious. Even the meanest or hardest Nigerian mind will break a smile on hearing this. The mere thought of the person trying to talk to you being a “buns” is so funny. Using this is sure to kick start your much needed chat but you’ve got to get creative to keep it going.

6. “I’m not a prophet but I can see you and I together”

When you hear such lines, the first thing that comes to mind will be “hmmmm, the brother’s getting all religious on me” and as funny as it may sound it, works for some people.

7. “I thought happiness starts with letter H, why does mine start with U?”

How creative and smooth, when you hear such lines you just smile because you get carried away by the mind behind those words. It’s funny but cute at the same time, words like this can break any ice cold heart and get a conversation going. Besides, give the brother some credit for the pun.

8. “Does it Hurt? (What?) Falling from heaven”.

I’ve heard men use this line a lot. Its just a sweet way to tell a lady that she is an angel. It’s kind of abstract because it starts with a question – Does it hurt? It’ll definitely trigger some curiosity in the mind of the lady because it’s awkward. And the later part – falling from heaven – creates the opposite reaction because they never saw it coming. It’s an old classic pick up line that still works.

9. “Hi I’m kind of lost. please can you help me find my way to …..?”

I can bet you this line has been in use for decades and till date it works. It makes you sound vulnerable and in need of help but the aim is to draw attention and start a conversation. This kind of pick of line works better in public places.

10. “Now I know why Solomon had 700 wives… He never met you!”

Talk about religious and funny, this is sure to earn you a smile from that ‘sister’ that’s got your nerves in a twist and your mind all tangled up. This type of lines that have a biblical feel to them are best tried on religious person with a sense of humour.

When it comes to chat-up or pick-up lines, you’ll hear a lot of things. However, in the mouth of the right person, a line that sounds so silly can be said in a way that will charm the other party and culminate in a lasting relationship – be it platonic or romantic. The thing is to adequately access the circumstances and environment under which you’re meeting as well as the person in question otherwise the only thing you maybe picking is a “dirty slap”.

What do you think? Have you got any funny chat-up lines you would like to share

Source: http://www.travelstart.com.ng/blog/top-ten-funniest-nigerian-chat-lines

menix:

Such gal mst ve massive village winch following her..

isaiahethan:

Wish share the same birthday,mine is today (up Virgo).please how do we celebrate it

xynerise: Cheap lines

ElNur1:

200 likes,, Nw dats hw we Nairalanders congratulate u.