Joenice: Was that funny?

yea. The way you kind of admitted you had a flaw and you really need to improve. How many people have you seen making such an open confession

Now I just make my moves with or without it and its far more efficient

godG: Me I be fool once o. Yes.

There was this charming, kind, brilliant, and loving lady I had in school. One of the few ladies that changed my thoughts about things. We were close in part 1 but school happened and we didn't have time for each other again.

Here is the issue:

Fast forward. Part 3. She complained a lot that I didn't call her again; that I wasn't who I was and that I "used to be nice and lovely." In part 3, we talked it out and we started getting along like we used to. She would call me, told me EVERYTHING about herself and we had hangouts. Those that attended Ife can understand. Despite all these, I was like, "we are just friends." My bad roommates sensed her green lights and they were like, "Guy, you dey dull yourself, which other greenlight did you want?" Still, I was like we were just friends.

Part 4. She requested to be my dinner date and I obliged. She didn't even talk about money. She paid for hers, I paid mine. She was kind enough to take care of the tie I knotted. Before the dinner, we were already the gist in class. And I was always like "nothing dey, guys." Choi, my enemies!

Few nights to the dinner, based on what people were saying, she asked why we weren't dating and I was like "aren't we cool like this?" She told me a story of her friend who had a similar experience with a guy "just
like you and I" and how the guy "broke up" with the girl telling her that "I never asked you out." I got to my room in Awo and told my roommates only for them to curse and abuse me till daybreak. One of them was like, "Guy, make baba do this parol na since you be fool." After finals, we had wonderful moments together she did the spending at times.

After leaving Ife, like a few weeks later, she called to tell me she would be saying 'yes' to a guy she told me about then. That day, it was as if a spell was removed from me. I couldn't even cry because I knew I didn't deserve her heart. She is still dating the guy and my elder and younger sister, till today, ask about her.

You check for the greenlights. You need not tell me, I was foolish. I only take solace in the good moments we had.

***please, excuse all typos.

. True life story. Better make it seasonal(season 1, 2) e go make sense wella

overhypedsteve: yea. The way you kind of admitted you had a flaw and you really need to improve. How many people have you seen making such an open confession

Maybe I am an honest person. As you can see that I'm still learning. So I'm a dummy.

otusnorahs: Greenlight actually means being interested in sometn bt nt being able to voice out ur feelings. Most gurls re guilty of dt. Me? I myt b too shy to confront it bt will approach it d other way flashing d greenlightt. Then it will look to u as if u made d first move. I did that to a guy way back, I excused him n engaged him in a conversation. He then turned around n did d 'chyking'. I even 'styled' for him for a long tym. Bt today we re happily married. Sometimes d grrenlight works. At times it doesn't.

see composing.... you sounded like just a week step..... not knowing it a life time (which actually turned real)..............

goodluck in your marriage joor

olulove: There is this lady that came to my desk to complain about ATM dispense
me: how may i help you?
lady: your ATM machine just debited #2000
me: kindly pick a form from that trolley. pointed to the trolley for dispense error form.
lady: should i fill it?
me: yes
after filling the form i directed her to my ATM custodian for further resolution and submission.
she said thank you and left..she later came to ask me how long it will take to the reverse the transaction, i said 24hr...she said thank you and left
she came back for the third time.

lady: pls will i get the alert on my fone?

at this juncture i no say na number she want make i collect...as a sharp young bank(bad) guy
i just give her card...see happiness for her eyes and a louder THANK YOU!...unfortunately i left my phone at home that day when i reach hus see miss calls...called her later that day and the rest is YOLO!!!!!!!!

bankeeeerrrrr ...

This TOPIC aint good for me. After thoroughly reading all the experience herein, I WILL go ABT SEEKING for GREENLIGHTS.
I know myself, plz advice me before **** do.

*Greenlight indeed*

AfricanApple: I talk am, I know say na d tin wey dey your mind be that. instead of green light you go see say na red u go dey see

oboy na curse?

Lala lala.

Is it just me or is green bulb very expensive these days?

1one:

We should open another thread.. "HOW TO FLASH LIGHT-5 Essential things every lady needs to flash the correct shade and intensity of green light"

Kinkybraids: Im loving this Topic...the comments are too funny

Lastly my personal favorite when she offers to pay for stuff...including your stuff, girls dont mind using the money of guys that they dont like but when a girl likes you she will try to make sure you dont spend unnecessarily.

would every lady cultivate this attitude....


pay ma bills for a week

estyann: Lala lala.

Is it just me or is green bulb very expensive these days?

You don't have to buy the expensive ones.. If the fluorescent green bulb is too expensive.. Then buy the 100watts green bulb.. If that one is still too expensive.. There's also 60watts green bulb... So no excuse ma'am.. Flash that light

Joenice: Maybe I am an honest person. As you can see that I'm still learning. So I'm a dummy.

wow, a honest dummy on nairaland. Well that's kind of cool. Bet you won learn much online cus there are so many shy Niggers on here that tend to form boss behind the keyboard, and they will give you advice that they themselves are scared to take

OK then...
If estyann sounds funny during chats, calls or any communication whatsoever.... It can't get greener than that

1one:

You don't have to buy the expensive ones.. If the fluorescent green bulb is too expensive.. Then buy the 100watts green bulb.. If that one is still too expensive.. There's also 60watts green bulb... So no excuse ma'am.. Flash that light

estyann: OK then...
If estyann sounds funny during chats, calls or any communication whatsoever.... It can't get greener than that

So you see its easy...You bought the 100watts bulb... Just keep flashing it in his face, he'll get the message.

1miccza:

Nooo you for say you are a prudent nor be only prude. Common babe tell us jare....

Prudent ke?....You no serious

leeogrin407: A lady had a crush on me and she told her friend whom I had in crush on, surprisingly the friend had a crush on my brother but my brother also had a crush on the lady's sister.

why do u lie so much, stop it o. all liars shall go to hell fire

chemystery: oboy na curse?

na prayer

I don't know what to do. There is a girl in my church giving me the greenlight. When I noticed this, and because I find her attractive, I decided to find out her name (She comes to church occasionally. I guess she is a student). When I got her name, I decided to look for her on facebook, as meeting her in the church will make people read meanings to it. I'm hardly seen with girls. But unfortunately I couldn't find her. I saw her siblings, though.

AfricanApple: na prayer

curse is a type of prayer just as darkness is a type of light(black light)

sexyexcalibur:
I hav laff tyre ...God bless the funny dudes on NL

Seriously!!!!!
God just has to bless all the funny dudes on NL. E nor get choice
Imagine that "oya come and sit at my right hand" . I laff sotey my BDM begin suspect me say na em tie I dey laff. Chaii

OrlandoOwoh: I don't know what to do. There is a girl in my church giving me the greenlight. When I noticed this, and because I find her attractive, I decided to find out her name (She comes to church occasionally. I guess she is a student). When I got her name, I decided to look for her on facebook, as meeting her in the church will make people read meanings to it. I'm hardly seen with girls. But unfortunately I couldn't find her. I saw her siblings, though.

search her siblings friend list

not every guy knows how to recognize green lights o. When i am giving a guy green lights i try to catch his attention, I try to make eye contact, i always dress to impress wen i kno there is a possibility of seeing him that day. one tym i even went as far as borrowing his bulletin in church and if he still doesn't respond. i give up

zexzy: not every guy knows how to recognize green lights o. When i am giving a guy green lights i try to catch his attention, I try to make eye contact, i always dress to impress wen i kno there is a possibility of seeing him that day. one tym i even went as far as borrowing his bulletin in church and if he still doesn't respond. i give up

and if he responds afta u must hav given up?

Elkristo: search her siblings friend list

I've searched all. I don't want anybody to know what is going on else I would have got her number from someone else. I just believe meeting her on FB will be the best.

OrlandoOwoh: I don't know what to do. There is a girl in my church giving me the greenlight. When I noticed this, and because I find her attractive, I decided to find out her name (She comes to church occasionally. I guess she is a student). When I got her name, I decided to look for her on facebook, as meeting her in the church will make people read meanings to it. I'm hardly seen with girls. But unfortunately I couldn't find her. I saw her siblings, though.

***guy we are talking abt green light not how to find a gehl on fb

Elkristo: and if he responds afta u must hav given up?

his response would no longer matter.

its beta late dan neva. * takes de last seat remainin,*

zexzy: not every guy knows how to recognize green lights o. When i am giving a guy green lights i try to catch his attention, I try to make eye contact, i always dress to impress wen i kno there is a possibility of seeing him that day. one tym i even went as far as borrowing his bulletin in church and if he still doesn't respond. i give up

So after the bulletin, did he do the needful?

OrlandoOwoh:
I've searched all. I don't want anybody to know what is going on else I would have got her number from someone else. I just believe meeting her on FB will be the best.

Why... Are you a ritualist? Why are you being all hush hush about it... Why don't you want anybody to know.. Or you're not sure of how you feel for her yet? You're now resulting to Facebook stalking..If you can't walk up to her, then get her number and call her.. It doesn't get any easier than that.. Call her and talk to her.. There's no shame in letting people know about it except there's something you're not telling us.. Heaven help the girl I would love and decide to date/court oo because Ahhh.. The whole world would know .

MabraO: I did it
Who say I no go make am for life na lie e talk

Na so one girl on her green light for me one day oh.
Choi!! As I say make I near her begin do the needful d next thing she don off light
The thing surprise me

Ladies ehn make una no dey treat us like this na.

Modified

What's so special about being the FTC or being in the front page

youngalex: She(Female Big Booty Banker) greets me wella each time I get to their canteen for lunch,today she saw me after like 2weeks we haven't set eyes on each other,she was just smiling and whinning her booty arnd me..Shey na greenlight? Chyking starts tmoro

how did the chyking go?

and d funniest thing is dat if u dont honor their so called green lite,they will just hate u, abi to honor green lite na by force?