temigracie: ....lol...Is that a 'yes'??....

Forget about terms and condition?...

Atleast, you ll be my first NL husband....

BTW, why do you wanna show me pepper if i dont agree to your terms??..

Ishilove:
I beg to differ. I as a lady will not send out these signals if i dont have an interest in you. If i show you these signals and you dont bite the bait, i will assume that you are deliberately turning a blind eye to the flashing light.

Kinkybraids:

Such pressure lol... what ever you seek is within you my child that is the highest enlightenment

Fweshdude: Its a normal thing that happens sometimes without you acknowledging.

Have dated a handfull of chicks [light,chocolate skinned..curvy,straight],i asked about six of them including the present one when they fell-in-love with me,they all say samething "the first day i saw you" and i'll be like "seriously?", especially the ones you felt where so classy before you got into them.

The first girl i dated i never asked her out, some i did and some from friendship turned f+ckship buh the signs are always there ama list em below.

1. When they add extra sexiness to their movement when ever they spot you to make you feel like "damn she's hot".

2. They act melodramatically when they're with a friend(s) and you spotted coming i.e they tend to over-do somethings, make some kinda unneccessary acts.

3. When they stare at you almost more than normal.

4. They always giggle more than usual when you have a little convo with them even without you been funny.

5. They always want you to walk them down the street at late hours claiming its too lonely.

And some claim to be hard-to-get most times cos of the tales they here about you.

Tales of how you hurt their friends,bang-dump another or how you took advantage of another, how you extract stuffs like cash,favour...

I bet the handsome dudes out there that know how to get a lady quickly like me also experience most of those listed.

P.S every detail or comment i noted above are strictly from my experience and my opinion, yours might differ.

Thanks

iamord:

Well you are right, it all starts from within. But It takes the right guide to spring it up and nuture . U don't want me growing like a weed penetrating your garden.

Mynd44:
Sending notes might just be a way to start a friendship. She might be too shy to walk up to him. With some other guys, she might meet them somewhere.

Consider it an "Ice-breaker"

godG: Me I be fool once o. Yes.

There was this charming, kind, brilliant, and loving lady I had in school. One of the few ladies that changed my thoughts about things. We were close in part 1 but school happened and we didn't have time for each other again.

Here is the issue:

Fast forward. Part 3. She complained a lot that I didn't call her again; that I wasn't who I was and that I "used to be nice and lovely." In part 3, we talked it out and we started getting along like we used to. She would call me, told me EVERYTHING about herself and we had hangouts. Those that attended Ife can understand. Despite all these, I was like, "we are just friends." My bad roommates sensed her green lights and they were like, "Guy, you dey dull yourself, which other greenlight did you want?" Still, I was like we were just friends.

Part 4. She requested to be my dinner date and I obliged. She didn't even talk about money. She paid mine, I paid mine. She was kind enough to take care of the tie I knotted. Before the dinner, we were already the gist in class. And we I was like nothing dey, guys. Choi, my enemies!

Few nights to the dinner, based on what people were saying, she asked why we weren't dating and I was like "aren't we cool like this?" She told me a story of her friend who had a similar experience with a guy "just like you and I" and how the guy "broke up" with the girl telling her that "I never asked you out." I got to my room in Awo and told my roommates only for them to curse and abuse me till daybreak. One of them was like, "Guy, make baba do this parol na since you be fool." After finals, we had wonderful moments together she did the spending at times.

After leaving Ife, like a few weeks later, she called to tell me she would be saying 'yes' to a guy she told me about then. That day, it was as if a spell was removed from me. I couldn't even cry because I knew I didn't deserve her heart. She is still dating the guy and my elder and younger sister, till today, ask about her.

You check the greenlight. You need not tell me, I was foolish. I only take solace in the good moments we had.

***please, excuse all typos.

Tymax:
But come o. So after proposing to 2 guys before me, you now want me to jump joyfully and shout yes? Ehn? When I had to tap you before you even looked my way?

I don vex... I will think about it.

Kinkybraids:

What garden is this that you speak of Dont worry it gets trimmed weekly

Vig86: No lady is too shy to tell you that she loves you but you as a man must have these two things:
1) You must be a MAN not hit and tell. If a girl understands that her secrets are secured with you she doesn't mind coming to your house every morning begging for s*x.
2) Have the money. When I say money I mean CASH. Na there u go see WHITE LIGHT not Not Green Light.

Jimmyo3: GIRL: Hi handsome.
BOY: Mcheeew (rolling
his
eyes)
GIRL: C'mon I mean no
harm
dude. Just spare me a
few
minutes of your time.
BOY: say what you have
to
and leave immediately.
GIRL: okay I have been
watching you pass here
everyday and i feel
attracted to you. BOY:
only that?
GIRL: I think you are
hydrogen cause
whenever I
see you my heart beats
with a pop sound.
BOY: (blushing) aaaww
stop the flattery.
GIRL: I'm damn serious.
Can't you see that am
not
sobber and am
staggering?
That simply proves that
am
drunk in love with you.
BOY: (smiling) go
straight to
The point, can't you see
am
busy? (drawing patterns
on
The ground using his
feet)
GIRL: wow your smile is
like
Al Quaeda terrorists
cause it has just captured
The
territory of my heart.
Please give me a chance
to
invest in your heart
business and you will
see
The profits through my
love for you.
BOY: You girls are just
the
same. You Just want to
use
me then dump me
heartlessly.
GIRL: OMG! Dats so
inhuman. I want to show
you true love that can
never
even be witnessed in the
Soap Operas.
BOY: Kkk let me think
about
it then I will reply you
later. GIRL: Okay
handsome, take
as much time as you
want.
Whatever your decision
is, I
will respect it but please
say
Yes.
QUESTION: Will there
ever be a beautiful time
like
this? where girls will do
the
'toasting' and we The
boys
do the 'blushing' or is it
just
wishful dreaming?

UjSizzle:
So she can tell him that

shorexng:

Please do not see this as an insult. But it's really reliving for me to find out that somebody mumu pass me for this matter. She didn't only give greenlight, she spoke out; friends encouraged, the dates... Really my case is better. At least lessons learnt.

experimentist: No mind dem too selfish.. They're only interested in the money.. If dem notice say cash dey dem go shine d light green light with high voltage..

UjSizzle:
Black: We hate you.

White: You've been friendzoned.

vizkiz: #picking beans

godG:

Yes, brother. I won't say I have no regret, let me just take pride in learning in a hard way. Unfortunately, having such opportunity again is rare.

Kinkybraids:

lol Iv already borrowed a book from someone else

OohMpa: Ooh Mpa doesn't wait for a girl to show him greenlight cos they're different from the next chick. Ooh Mpa just walks up to you if you flash an eye in his direction twice. Every other thing that follows na ooh Mpa's own greenlight


There's one which they do that make ooh Mpa's boneless bony: biting their lower lips. Ooh Mpa will so feck you

Mynd44:
Before or after his asking her for more spoils things?

Pque: Yeah, thank God for this topic. This particular observation about ladies has always been in my mind with no one to explain to me.

Most time in taxi cab or d transport bus if a lady is next to me regardless of whether am at d front or far back. I usually notice dese ladies trying to look at my face or even looking at my face during d journey as if their is dollar on my face. Each time I try to look or quickly look back at there face, they quickly look away nd when I look away from them, focusing on d journey, they stylishly begin to turn their neck focusing on my face again.

Whether these ladies are so preticious nd superbly looking, averagely looking or even ghetto looking. They most time act this way; stylishly looking at my face in d cab.
Am serious, this is nt a joke. Is this a green light? Or something else? Even a lady in pudder abi what is d name.

Let me narrate d experience I have wit a lady last week friday. I took a cab going to school, d front seat. Another guy was at d back, d cab was stopped by another guy who also took d back seat, makin 2 at d back. This lady stopped d cab too and decided to come and share d front seat wit me leaving d convenient seat behind. No P. D next thing she started stylishly luking at my face while I became restless nd disturbed and was wondering while she is doing this nd at d same time concentrating on d journey. When we got to d car park, instead of her to b going after settling d taxi driver, she started talking to herself nd searching 4 something in her bag until after d driver settled me with my own change and I started moving b4 she began to do d same. Only dat we were going to a different direction. Is these a green light or am mixing things up?

Whatever d case, ladies do give green light very very well. I missed a lot of chances those days at uni Ilo. when these beautiful ladies will come to me flashing green light but simply because I will never give in then because I occupied a position bigger than me that always prevent me from ... even though it is in secret.

100Cents: Just like the first poster, let some guys tell us their experience with ladies showing green light before now.

Okay, there was this lady I liked so much. I really wanted to do her on our first date but I dey consider her as pikin. My conscience refused me, I know she liked me badly too. I held myself. Do you know she never honoured my request for a date again till 3 years later ?

Now here are the green lights. When she now came to my house for 2nd date. She was throwing cloudy eyeballs at me. I thought she was just being shy. She kept on fixing her gaze on my eyes. I didn't take it serious.

On a 3rd date, she wore a very short tight gown, she often got up from her seat and walked around, then leaned on a platform backing me, I didn't still understand. When I wanted to put on a shirt, she rushed at me to botton my collar.

And whenever we sat to talk in the car, she always patted my thighs. This particular sign don give me one beautiful lady in the past.

Another sign be say any lady way dey use style or short form call my name on phone.

O boy, nah when the girl wan dump me, I began to understand say nah green lightings o..

mencade5: researcher hw far na? Which research tool can we use to measure the ladies' green light?

Tapout:


I dey oh. ..watsup u

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