panachuku: i wish i cud round up all the NL trools and behead dem all

can I be your comrade in the execution we should be called the killer unit.
I just wan behead some of these retarded slow poke E- fighters and pro book haramist

panachuku: i wish i cud round up all the NL trools and behead dem all

can I be your comrade in the execution we should be called the killer unit.
I just wan behead some of these retarded slow poke E- fighters and pro book haramist

panachuku: i wish i cud round up all the NL trools and behead dem all

You and me both.

If only Seun gave us an ignore user function I would banish many of the waterheads to life in hell in my iggiebin.

panachuku: i wish i cud round up all the NL trools and behead dem all

1. AndyBlaze
2. Boomba....
3. Krall
4. Youngwizzy
5.
6.
7.
8.
9.
10.

Pls complete the list so they can be court-martialled and dealt with immediatley

I dnt like fish!. I be mammi water too! RUUUUN. FOR YOUR LIFE NOWWWW!!!!!!!!

krall: don't be so superstitions there is nothing like papiwater its what the british call "handsome"

But I have seen real mammywater before. They usually like fanta and buns

OMG

Foolishness

krall: This is serious issue. My mother sister say that they say if a very beautiful woman don't eat fish, she is marine mammi water. So although I strongly advice her not to she served my fine girlfriend big cat fish head with rice and stock fish and dry fish and one chicken. And she say I should watch.
To my horror, when she see the fish, she squeeze face shift the fish one side and ate only the chicken. I started shivering. And my mum sister whispered "what did I tell you. If you love your life run!!!"

Since then I am afraid of her and refused to touch her again. She also likes spending time in bathroom and like swimming. Could she be a mammy water??



I have also observed some other mammywater tendency she exhibits....

...bro...i dont mean to sound rude but did tumbula fell on yor head?....coz serrrriously....it sounds as if yor head is not slightly correct.....( no offense)

Papiwater, when are you relocating back to the sea?

krall,u again?

@op so u think if she's truly a mammywater u can run away or start drawing back? No way,she'll always get u wen she want,even if u go dey slp for ur pastor house. D truth is, dat she doesn't eat fish doesn't make her a mammywater.

Ok because Dem say make everybody post 4 NL na him u go come de show ur talent 4 here abi??

I hate fish and I love swimming too...guess am a papi water

Some pipo sha, SMH for them












The guy b like 'marine mammywater'
Shey 'aerial mammywater dey ni'

It takes a "mamiwater to know a mimiwater" and your aunty is one

Another Yaba left patient

Don't let her beauty deceive you.

Run for your life..

krall: This is serious issue. My mother sister say that they say if a very beautiful woman don't eat fish, she is marine mammi water. So although I strongly advice her not to she served my fine girlfriend big cat fish head with rice and stock fish and dry fish and one chicken. And she say I should watch.
To my horror, when she see the fish, she squeeze face shift the fish one side and ate only the chicken. I started shivering. And my mum sister whispered "what did I tell you. If you love your life run!!!"

Since then I am afraid of her and refused to touch her again. She also likes spending time in bathroom and like swimming. Could she be a mammy water??



I have also observed some other mammywater tendency she exhibits....

lol, did u forget to smoke your weed today?

jvera: she might b or its ha nature v a frnd who doent eat fish

hi..I know this gonna sound a little bit weird butt..I love your eyebrows..what eye pencil did u use for it??

My grandmother till now don't eat fish just because of its smell. So it's normal for people not to eat fish.

I was passing thru ikpoba river one sunday afternoon in benin and I saw lots of ladies by the river bank numbering 50 or more all dressed half naked, na there I fear babes. All of them were very beautiful, I no fit park look make dem no go hypnotize me (and this are the same babes wey we guy men go toast and begin fvck and some people go even marry). There are lotta marine babes on earth and even in Nigeria and on NL here, so do not listen to them here, most of dem dress with plenty make up and fix nails and long hair. Guys if u look at any girl and say 'this babe be like mami water' truth is that she is most likely a mami water. I have dated some and I know what I'm talkin about. They will wreck u spiritually and u never pogress, ur only consolation is havin a fine chick by u and ur hornyy self won't tell u she is the source of ur predicament because they are good in bed. Guy if u think she is a mami water, then she is a mami water. Run now and save ur future.....and yes they hate fish and love swimming
, they will tell u they can never stop wearing weave on


One classic example that happened to me one night. We were sleepin together on the same bed in my room at night (when she came visiting) and I started dreamin, I saw her in my dream and she shouted my name in a scary way, I was shocked and it was kind of scary and I immediately opened my eyes, guess what I saw, that same babe lookin straight into my eyes in the middle of the night even with the darkness in the room I could still see her eyes and she was just lookin at me and didn't say anythin. Na there I fear....I had to go for deliverance

marieolae: hi..I know this gonna sound a little bit weird butt..I love your eyebrows..what eye pencil did u use for it??

see how long and curvy it looks... I am beginning to suspect the two of you

They always like long eyelash and eyebrow too

lrguru: I was passing thru ikpoba river one sunday afternoon in benin and I saw lots of ladies by the river bank numbering 50 or more all dressed half naked, na there I fear babes. All of them were very beautiful, I no fit park look make dem no go hypnotize me (and this are the same babes wey we guy men go toast and begin fvck and some people go even marry). There are lotta marine babes on earth and even in Nigeria and on NL here, so do not listen to them here, most of dem dress with plenty make up and fix nails and long hair. Guys if u look at any girl and say 'this babe be like mami water' truth is that she is most likely a mami water. I have dated some and I know what I'm talkin about. They will wreck u spiritually and u never pogress, ur only consolation is havin a fine chick by u and ur hornyy self won't tell u she is the source of ur predicament because they are good in bed. Guy if u think she is a mami water, then she is a mami water. Run now and save ur future.....and yes they hate fish and love swimming
, they will tell u they can never stop wearing weave on


One classic example that happened to me one night. We were sleepin together on the same bed in my room at night (when she came visiting) and I started dreamin, I saw her in my dream and she shouted my name in a scary way, I was shocked and it was kind of scary and I immediately opened my eyes, guess what I saw, that same babe lookin straight into my eyes in the middle of the night even with the darkness in the room I could still see her eyes and she was just lookin at me and didn't say anythin. Na there I fear....I had to go for deliverance

I hope you carried it (her) for deliverance with you. Are you finally free from the bondage?

krall: see how long and curvy it looks... I am beginning to suspect the two of you

They always like long eyelash and eyebrow too

what are you suspecting??

krall: I hope you carried it (her) for deliverance with you. Are you finally free from the bondage?

boss, I am complete and totally free. I once told her to go for deliverance at MFM and she said even if I want to break up with her, she won't go. So many instances and even had similar experience with some other babes too. They can tell u about the things u have done even if they were not there wit u (and they call it female instinct), and if u add a new babe (catch) to ur phone contact and save it with 'papa yemi or shoemaker' they will know. I keep meetin them maybe cos I love pretty babes, but lately I watch before I make any move. Some may not be all that pretty, but they have this huge sex appeal that will even make the pope's dick rock hard by mere starin at her.

A friend of mine once picked up a babe at the front of a bank and they didn't drive for upto 2 minutes before the girl stopped and entered another bank, and that was the beginning of his woes. The girl started callin him everyday and sayin all kind of things. The guy was like...I didn't even talk with u that long when I picked u up nor even remembered givin u my number....cos it was just a helpless lift to a supposedly stranded lady. This babe started callin his wife and threatened his family and kids, he even described my friends dick and all the contours and mark on it, so there was no way my friend could deny he didn't sleep with the lady. The wife almost left him, but she only started realizin that that babe was a mamiwater when the babe started tellin her somethings too and threatened to kill even her unborn child in her womb cos she was pregnant then, na there dem face church. Since then my guy no de look fine babe or give any babe lift.

African with their superstitional believe...smh

marieolae: hi..I know this gonna sound a little bit weird butt..I love your eyebrows..what eye pencil did u use for it??

tnks used sleek nd davis eye pencil

lrguru: boss, I am complete and totally free. I once told her to go for deliverance at MFM and she said even if I want to break up with her, she won't go. So many instances and even had similar experience with some other babes too. They can tell u about the things u have done even if they were not there wit u (and they call it female instinct), and if u add a new babe (catch) to ur phone contact and save it with 'papa yemi or shoemaker' they will know. I keep meetin them maybe cos I love pretty babes, but lately I watch before I make any move. Some may not be all that pretty, but they have this huge sex appeal that will even make the pope's dick rock hard by mere starin at her.

A friend of mine once picked up a babe at the front of a bank and they didn't drive for upto 2 minutes before the girl stopped and entered another bank, and that was the beginning of his woes. The girl started callin him everyday and sayin all kind of things. The guy was like...I didn't even talk with u that long when I picked u up nor even remembered givin u my number....cos it was just a helpless lift to a supposedly stranded lady. This babe started callin his wife and threatened his family and kids, he even described my friends dick and all the contours and mark on it, so there was no way my friend could deny he didn't sleep with the lady. The wife almost left him, but she only started realizin that that babe was a mamiwater when the babe started tellin her somethings too and threatened to kill even her unborn child in her womb cos she was pregnant then, na there dem face church. Since then my guy no de look fine babe or give any babe lift.

this is serious.
How do we now know who the real human beings are??
We have to be very careful especially on nairaland.

marieolae: what are you suspecting??

NOTHING ohh. I am sorry.

I don't eat fishes as well it my nature and I am not a Mami water but my guy do wonder why too

prettythicksme: I don't eat fishes as well it my nature and I am not a Mami water but my guy do wonder why too

hmmm. re u sure ur not? hehehe

jvera: tnks used sleek nd davis eye pencil

is that all you used for it? To make it thick like dat

krall: NOTHING ohh. I am sorry.

ok