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Re: Hilarious Naija Break Up Lines by somtoomorgans(m): 9:05pm On Sep 19, 2014 |
Chai |
Re: Hilarious Naija Break Up Lines by Nicepoker(m): 9:12pm On Sep 19, 2014 |
Baby so u no longer use my pix as ur screen saver anymore. Its over. |
Re: Hilarious Naija Break Up Lines by korres00(m): 9:53pm On Sep 19, 2014 |
How dare yu fart inside my house!!!, u wanna make ma place unbearable 4 me ehn?, dis if ur new strategy 4 taking my property wen am still alive abii?....its over!! 3 Likes |
Re: Hilarious Naija Break Up Lines by fireforfire: 9:57pm On Sep 19, 2014 |
MabraO: lol....ok abeg pity d op laff small n a . 1 Like |
Re: Hilarious Naija Break Up Lines by corruptboss(m): 9:57pm On Sep 19, 2014 |
Jiteshell: Nothing hilarious about any of them, i didn't even smile not to talk of laugh, mtchewwww. Obviously, ur problem is bigger than d jokes (wir. S ur sense of humour?) 1 Like |
Re: Hilarious Naija Break Up Lines by MabraO: 9:59pm On Sep 19, 2014 |
fireforfire: |
Re: Hilarious Naija Break Up Lines by millionboi(m): 10:09pm On Sep 19, 2014 |
D kpmo wen u dey giv me chop don tire me.....so it is ova |
Re: Hilarious Naija Break Up Lines by Iniotong(m): 11:10pm On Sep 19, 2014 |
agh agh why is your nyash so hard. das how you want 2 make my life hard abi. omo babe I no do again... It's over 2 Likes |
Re: Hilarious Naija Break Up Lines by youngwar: 11:22pm On Sep 19, 2014 |
I dey think criously to drop smtin funny...notin dey come.mteeeew |
Re: Hilarious Naija Break Up Lines by ask4bk(m): 10:14am On Sep 20, 2014 |
Man Utd vs Arsenal Girl: Who's that man on the sideline. Boy : He's ARSÈNE WENGER, he's the coach of ARSENAL. Girl: Cool! So the other one is MANCHESTER WENGER. Boy: Get the hell out of my house. 1 Like |
Re: Hilarious Naija Break Up Lines by olanrewajuab(m): 11:11am On Sep 20, 2014 |
Over what? the moon? |
Re: Hilarious Naija Break Up Lines by xtervaganza(m): 1:07pm On Sep 20, 2014 |
Girl- baby, how about the money you borrowed fro me? Boy- what's your problem sef? Remove the skl change from all the money wey I Don give u And yes, it's over between us |
Re: Hilarious Naija Break Up Lines by ahnie: 2:28pm On Sep 20, 2014 |
cee Big Nose emperorchedda: Your didn't scream the last time we did it, you must be getting it from Musa, its over! |
Re: Hilarious Naija Break Up Lines by olumzz(m): 3:42pm On Sep 20, 2014 |
mirexx: oh did u? lemme checkMama u haven't replied o o |
Re: Hilarious Naija Break Up Lines by emperorchedda(m): 4:41pm On Sep 20, 2014 |
ahnie: cee Big NoseLol. Na so I see am my sister |
Re: Hilarious Naija Break Up Lines by Nobody: 6:54pm On Sep 20, 2014 |
olumzz:am not a mama o its a big story i don't do mails. I av an email account tho buh av neva rili chatted via an email. so wat do u want? |
Re: Hilarious Naija Break Up Lines by napoleonbaba(m): 8:02pm On Sep 20, 2014 |
Bae,remember u first brother-zoned me b4 we later fell in love? I wanna be ur brother again |
Re: Hilarious Naija Break Up Lines by promire2004(f): 8:03pm On Sep 20, 2014 |
Hahahahahahahaha. Lmao @ Manchester Wenger. The guy could not just take the shit anymore. He just had to order her out of his house. Nairalanders sha. Una nor go kill me with laugh. |
Re: Hilarious Naija Break Up Lines by Paulpenny(m): 10:03am On Sep 21, 2014 |
baby why are u sitting on my bed ok u want me to 4ck u and make me ur babydaddy it's over between us |
Re: Hilarious Naija Break Up Lines by Paulpenny(m): 10:09am On Sep 21, 2014 |
babe why did u always sleep after we have s*x...u mean d way i 4ck is borin? For all i care diz relationship is over ok? |
Re: Hilarious Naija Break Up Lines by Hygienicgerm: 1:40pm On Sep 21, 2014 |
why are u looking at me like dat...u want to break up wit me abi? Its over!!! |
Re: Hilarious Naija Break Up Lines by Isk(f): 3:02pm On Sep 21, 2014 |
Lovexme:that's possible. There's no picture of you anywhere so i can't say the same. |
Re: Hilarious Naija Break Up Lines by Isk(f): 3:03pm On Sep 21, 2014 |
Lovexme:that's possible. There's no picture of you anywhere so i can't say the same. |
Re: Hilarious Naija Break Up Lines by Lovexme(m): 4:48pm On Sep 21, 2014 |
Isk: that's possible. There's no picture of you anywhere so i can't say the same. While that could be true, you probably wouldn't know who I am if I'd left my picture on. |
Re: Hilarious Naija Break Up Lines by Fresia01(f): 4:57pm On Sep 21, 2014 |
ifihearam: I gave you 2 eggs to boil one and fry the other,you fried the one you were suppose to boil and boiled the one you were supposed to fry...its over.Lol,, bad nigga |
Re: Hilarious Naija Break Up Lines by Isk(f): 5:19pm On Sep 21, 2014 |
Lovexme:o! Ok then. |
Re: Hilarious Naija Break Up Lines by Lovexme(m): 6:17pm On Sep 21, 2014 |
Isk: o! Ok then. Cheers. |
Re: Hilarious Naija Break Up Lines by olumzz(m): 7:50pm On Sep 21, 2014 |
mirexx: am not a mama o its a big story i don't do mails. I av an email account tho buh av neva rili chatted via an email. so wat do u want?U're a mama o...short form of sexy mama. ..U can whatsapp me den..08065745700 |
Re: Hilarious Naija Break Up Lines by Nobody: 8:25pm On Sep 21, 2014 |
olumzz:r u cute? |
Re: Hilarious Naija Break Up Lines by Paulpenny(m): 10:40pm On Sep 21, 2014 |
when i put my preek inside ur totto e just wide like well for dat reason its over 1 Like |
Re: Hilarious Naija Break Up Lines by Nobody: 12:12am On Sep 22, 2014 |
youmour:and ur thin not my size |
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