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Re: Hilarious Naija Break Up Lines by datfairboy(m): 6:32am On Sep 19, 2014
lol

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Re: Hilarious Naija Break Up Lines by Bitojoe(m): 6:35am On Sep 19, 2014
Bf. You put 3 meat on the food and you eat 2 and half.and the remaining half you still want to share it with me.

Gf. Am i not a woman?

Bf. You want to starve me.Its over.

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Re: Hilarious Naija Break Up Lines by mahleeq(m): 6:37am On Sep 19, 2014
I was at your place yesterday and your mum told me you went out with ur dad,
and now that you have decided to be going out with your dad, its over mehn

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Re: Hilarious Naija Break Up Lines by 3rdeye1(m): 6:43am On Sep 19, 2014
C'mon ya ladies! You guys don't wanna break d shit up also?
Re: Hilarious Naija Break Up Lines by wirelessssss(m): 6:43am On Sep 19, 2014
ifihearam: I gave you 2 eggs to boil one and fry the other,you fried the one you were suppose to boil and boiled the one you were supposed to fry...its over.
grin

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Re: Hilarious Naija Break Up Lines by BarrAyombo(m): 6:44am On Sep 19, 2014
Hilarious grin grin
Re: Hilarious Naija Break Up Lines by wellmax(m): 6:45am On Sep 19, 2014
understatement: Y was ur number busy?u were calling another girl abi?it's over!


A girl actually said this Ŧo me

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Re: Hilarious Naija Break Up Lines by pragnosis: 6:49am On Sep 19, 2014
Girl: sorry boo we can't continue in this relationship
Boy: why?!
Girl: my pastor saw in his vision that we won't end up together in the future

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Re: Hilarious Naija Break Up Lines by Nobody: 6:54am On Sep 19, 2014
donnypool:

if i was the one who quoted an entire topix to post that, all the wolves on NL would be after me
Hahaha
Re: Hilarious Naija Break Up Lines by Nobody: 6:55am On Sep 19, 2014
mirexx: funniest thing i ever read lol
are u kiddn ,this thread is d most boring thread .... Are peeps laffn on purpose or wat? undecided ....*spits on thread* angry
Re: Hilarious Naija Break Up Lines by sunsky29(m): 6:55am On Sep 19, 2014
gal:honey av nt seen my period since after dat oda nyt we had sex

me:you say!!

gal:dnt u hear me,av nt seen my period.

me.:did u jst say? But u said u neva wantd cd n dat u kw u wnt gt preggy.

gal:bt mistakes happens.

me:wat mistake?when i tld u my milk is cumin out u said i shld keep bnging dat notn wll happen.

gal:my parents are gona kill me,my education...uv ruined my life.

me:me ruin ur life?sumtn u enjoyd pas me en....fyn,its over,take care of urzlf n fix ur ruind life.

gal:thank god am nt pregnant o.so dis is d kinda guy u are?

me:baby am sorry,u kw i didnt mean it.

gal:keep ur sorry.its over..


pls who killed who here?

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Re: Hilarious Naija Break Up Lines by lawrenceunaa: 6:55am On Sep 19, 2014
i bought you iphone6 you bought me 6 singlets

So u want to tell me that all my singlets are 'it was white' cry
It's over cheesy

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Re: Hilarious Naija Break Up Lines by Lovexme(m): 6:59am On Sep 19, 2014
Isk: .

I can bet I know you from somewhere..

Modified: Isoken

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Re: Hilarious Naija Break Up Lines by Nobody: 7:00am On Sep 19, 2014
mirexx: funniest thing i ever read lol

Do you know why i had to quote this?
Re: Hilarious Naija Break Up Lines by xmileeasy: 7:01am On Sep 19, 2014
Girl:I fell in love with you out of pity.
Guy:what
Girl:The pity has expired.it's over between us

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Re: Hilarious Naija Break Up Lines by samurairulzz(m): 7:03am On Sep 19, 2014
donnypool:

if i was the one who quoted an entire topix to post that, all the wolves on NL would be after me
And they would say...its over!!!

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Re: Hilarious Naija Break Up Lines by BotherMleeper(m): 7:03am On Sep 19, 2014
There is neither humor nor genius in these puerile, madeup, jejune, pedestrian, lazy jokes.

Yet some sleepy mod decided to tarnish the hallowed front page with it.

Anyway, this a country where drunks are presidents and pastors are gun runners.

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Re: Hilarious Naija Break Up Lines by samurairulzz(m): 7:06am On Sep 19, 2014
tonyx4x44:




Because we know girls them break up lines already


Once you see your babe inside Adams' Lamborghini it over niyen!
Chai....Dia ris God ooo
Re: Hilarious Naija Break Up Lines by wirelessssss(m): 7:08am On Sep 19, 2014
Jiteshell: Nothing hilarious about any of them, i didn't even smile not to talk of laugh, mtchewwww

why na at least tell why.
Re: Hilarious Naija Break Up Lines by 1miccza: 7:14am On Sep 19, 2014
dondavidson: @ op. When one is saved from sin(born again). Old things are passed away, all thing become new.

Boy & girl friend lifestyle is then become a past. K? So it isn't funny. Its a matter of eternity.

Who be this one sef

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Re: Hilarious Naija Break Up Lines by freshness2020: 7:16am On Sep 19, 2014
Jiteshell: Nothing hilarious about any of them, i didn't even smile not to talk of laugh, mtchewwww
...then something is wrong somewhere..is either one of those lines were used by Ūя̲̅ BF to break up with ♈όϋ or.....♈όϋ know na!

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Re: Hilarious Naija Break Up Lines by ceekak: 7:17am On Sep 19, 2014
grin grin bf:..that guy gave you a golden wrist watch as a birthday gift and you collected abi?...because I couldn't afford it abi?..*its over between us grin

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Re: Hilarious Naija Break Up Lines by Keyana(f): 7:25am On Sep 19, 2014
why would you use the lighter I use for my cigar to light stove....... its over!!!!

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Re: Hilarious Naija Break Up Lines by Callfubu(m): 7:30am On Sep 19, 2014
kenniesam: Girl: (on fone),take care...sweetie
Boy:U r callin anoda guy ur sweetie wen i'm still with u,it's over
this one is justified, how will she do that in front of u. It should be over
Re: Hilarious Naija Break Up Lines by Theanonymous9: 7:31am On Sep 19, 2014
Daughterzion: Wait wait wait na only d guys dey is over d relationship?
shocked
Re: Hilarious Naija Break Up Lines by Callfubu(m): 7:31am On Sep 19, 2014
olayincar: Tobi bet on Brazil via NairaBet


Tobi : am not in happy mo0d

His gf shade : Y honey

Tobi : just don't know

His gf shade : ok
5mins later

shade : honey come and watch Germany vs brazil highlight

Tobi : will an angry voice,, it's Over btw us
Ok I hate to be the one that breaks the ice, but this is stale
Re: Hilarious Naija Break Up Lines by youngPRO(m): 7:31am On Sep 19, 2014
Guy: Baby what club do you support?

Babe: Chelsea!

Guy: I hate Mourinho with passion, infact.. It is over

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Re: Hilarious Naija Break Up Lines by Nobody: 7:33am On Sep 19, 2014
yungchop: Omg so 4king funny grin


It wasnt that funny undecided
Re: Hilarious Naija Break Up Lines by temmywayne005(m): 7:37am On Sep 19, 2014
lol...hahaaaa....nyc one
Re: Hilarious Naija Break Up Lines by Nobody: 7:38am On Sep 19, 2014
mirexx: funniest thing i ever read lol

U must not have read much in this life undecided
Re: Hilarious Naija Break Up Lines by kazmanbanjoko(m): 7:38am On Sep 19, 2014
Daughterzion: Wait wait wait na only d guys dey is over d relationship?
so, you are jealous of d guys, its over

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Re: Hilarious Naija Break Up Lines by PerfectlyPerfect(m): 7:38am On Sep 19, 2014
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