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Re: Hilarious Naija Break Up Lines by Jaideyone(m): 12:56am On Sep 19, 2014
following grin

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Re: Hilarious Naija Break Up Lines by Richy4(m): 4:29am On Sep 19, 2014
Superstar007:

"You have iphone6 and I am still using bold 2. You have gone too far, its over !! I can't do this anymore."

I think I like this one

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Re: Hilarious Naija Break Up Lines by Nobody: 4:30am On Sep 19, 2014
Arva:
Lol...tried.

if i was the one who quoted an entire topix to post that, all the wolves on NL would be after me

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Re: Hilarious Naija Break Up Lines by johnjay4u2u(m): 4:40am On Sep 19, 2014
you böoked space and you were not banned? Babe it's over
*i called you and a lady answered saying the caller is busy on another call please try again later. You no get my time abi? It's over.

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Re: Hilarious Naija Break Up Lines by Oilandgas1(m): 4:45am On Sep 19, 2014
Why did u put on red pants when u know that I hate any thing RED,it is over between us

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Re: Hilarious Naija Break Up Lines by BodyKiss(m): 4:47am On Sep 19, 2014
Is this not the kind of topic that is said to be driving big money advertisers away? Mods been eluding seun's $ since 2005 grin

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Re: Hilarious Naija Break Up Lines by timisnup(m): 5:00am On Sep 19, 2014
The worst breakup is via the gateman ''Oga say make I no open gate for you again.
It's over!

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Re: Hilarious Naija Break Up Lines by coldfury: 5:08am On Sep 19, 2014
ifihearam: I gave you 2 eggs to boil one and fry the other,you fried the one you were suppose to boil and boiled the one you were supposed to fry...its over.

C'mon.. this is just plain ridiculous grin

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Re: Hilarious Naija Break Up Lines by Darteyyyy(m): 5:12am On Sep 19, 2014
So you quoted the entire topic to comment....

It's over

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Re: Hilarious Naija Break Up Lines by Darteyyyy(m): 5:12am On Sep 19, 2014
Oilandgas1: Why did u put on red pants when u know that I hate any thing RED,it is over between us

Lmaoooooooooooo

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Re: Hilarious Naija Break Up Lines by Jerrick(m): 5:20am On Sep 19, 2014
You changed the station to Sound City when I'm whatching Trace Urban, it's finished between us!!

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Re: Hilarious Naija Break Up Lines by chiefololade: 5:29am On Sep 19, 2014
ifihearam: I gave you 2 eggs to boil one and fry the other,you fried the one you were suppose to boil and boiled the one you were supposed to fry...its over.
250 Likes grin grin cheesy cheesy smiley smiley

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Re: Hilarious Naija Break Up Lines by BTT(m): 5:30am On Sep 19, 2014
Superstar007:

"You don't pay your tithe, if you can cheat on God, then who am I... Its Over!"

Seriously, this one got me rotf.

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Re: Hilarious Naija Break Up Lines by dondavidson(m): 5:32am On Sep 19, 2014
@ op. When one is saved from sin(born again). Old things are passed away, all thing become new.

Boy & girl friend lifestyle is then become a past. K? So it isn't funny. Its a matter of eternity.

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Re: Hilarious Naija Break Up Lines by NaLaugh: 5:40am On Sep 19, 2014
smiley
Re: Hilarious Naija Break Up Lines by Daughterzion(f): 5:45am On Sep 19, 2014
Girl: darling please send me recharge card. Boy: eh wat about d 100naira recharge card i sent u last year u use am cal ur guy abi its over

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Re: Hilarious Naija Break Up Lines by tonyx4x44(m): 5:45am On Sep 19, 2014
Daughterzion: Wait wait wait na only d guys dey is over d relationship?




Because we know girls them break up lines already


Once you see your babe inside Adams' Lamborghini it over niyen!

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Re: Hilarious Naija Break Up Lines by Daughterzion(f): 5:47am On Sep 19, 2014
tonyx4x44:




Because we know girls them break up lines already


Once you see your babe inside Adams' Lamborghini it over niyen!
unj wickd chai
Re: Hilarious Naija Break Up Lines by timilehing(m): 5:48am On Sep 19, 2014
After saving hard to buy u that Android, u went ahead to add that guy in your hostel on bbm before sending me invites?? It's over..............& I'll need my phone back!!

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Re: Hilarious Naija Break Up Lines by Bolgra2008(f): 5:53am On Sep 19, 2014
Funny tho'

Babe;sap sweerie pie
Guy: I told you not to send message to me in small letters #angry wt steam
Babe:AM SORRY SWEERIE PIE
Guy:do I look like a sausage to you..........Its Over

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Re: Hilarious Naija Break Up Lines by kayboy4y(m): 5:55am On Sep 19, 2014
ifihearam: I gave you 2 eggs to boil one and fry the other,you fried the one you were suppose to boil and boiled the one you were supposed to fry...its over.
Most hilarious, grin grin grin

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Re: Hilarious Naija Break Up Lines by Jiteshell(f): 5:58am On Sep 19, 2014
Nothing hilarious about any of them, i didn't even smile not to talk of laugh, mtchewwww

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Re: Hilarious Naija Break Up Lines by DikSin(m): 6:09am On Sep 19, 2014
Jiteshell: Nothing hilarious about any of them, i didn't even smile not to talk of laugh, mtchewwww
Emm.. What are u doing here? Aren't u suppose to be. Sucking on myballs Its over between us two

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Re: Hilarious Naija Break Up Lines by ruffhandu: 6:09am On Sep 19, 2014
understatement: Y was ur number busy?u were calling another guy abi?it's over!


Funny enough, many people in relationships think their partners are on with the opposite sex most times the partner spends time on the phone.

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Re: Hilarious Naija Break Up Lines by nacotic(m): 6:10am On Sep 19, 2014
U came 2my house Lukn beautiful n sweet n u slept over now early in d morning ur Lukn vry ugly n ur hair is scatter scatter, u must b an old witch in a young gurls body IT'S OVER!

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Re: Hilarious Naija Break Up Lines by rill: 6:11am On Sep 19, 2014
On nairaland's Fp....
Bae types-first to comment

Boy immediately quotes and write-are u trying to tell everyone here you are faster than me? Is this relationship a competition?

Bae quotes- sorry, I dnt understand what u mean.

Boy quotes-oh, now I'm foolish and typing nonsense shey.

Boy immediately sends PM- "Its over"

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Re: Hilarious Naija Break Up Lines by Jiteshell(f): 6:13am On Sep 19, 2014
DikSin:
Emm.. What are u doing here? Aren't u suppose to be. Sucking on myballs Its over between us two

angry
Re: Hilarious Naija Break Up Lines by Jiteshell(f): 6:15am On Sep 19, 2014
DikSin:
Emm.. What are u doing here? Aren't u suppose to be. Sucking on myballs Its over between us two
undecided
Re: Hilarious Naija Break Up Lines by Nobody: 6:23am On Sep 19, 2014
if u guys dont like my post.....ITS OVEEEEEEEERRRRRRRRR here!!!!!!lols

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Re: Hilarious Naija Break Up Lines by Isk(f): 6:26am On Sep 19, 2014
[quote author=DikSin]
Emm.. What are u doing here? Aren't u suppose to be. Sucking on myballs Its over between us two[/quote ]hahahahaha crazy.

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Re: Hilarious Naija Break Up Lines by Wizpa(m): 6:26am On Sep 19, 2014
Girl: Boo, let's go for wizkid's show
Boy: why?, why not Tiwa savage's
Girl: because I love wizkid
Boy: so u now love wizkid dan me... Itz over between us
Girl: why do u prefer Tiwa's savage
Boy: coz she gives me Joy
Girl: its oooovvvv.......
Boy: datz d point... I already stated dat earlier... ITS OVER grin

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