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Re: Hilarious Naija Break Up Lines by jude33084(m): 4:27pm On Sep 19, 2014

"Gf: babe tomorrow is my birthday
Bf: are you trying to say I have no memory?
Gf: no ooo
Bf: so are you saying I'm a liar
Gf: Haba! No
Bf : Haba right? Its over!"

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Re: Hilarious Naija Break Up Lines by Taaheey(m): 4:42pm On Sep 19, 2014

I dreamt yu cheated on me...can't let that happen...sowie, its over!

Re: Hilarious Naija Break Up Lines by mayowapacking(m): 4:45pm On Sep 19, 2014

Superstar007: Okay, this is suppose to be fun. Sometimes, when breaking up people comeup with relatively flimsy excuses which are sometimes outrightly ridiculous.

I actually got the idea from the hash tag #naijabreakuplines that have been trending on twitter for more than a day now.
So, We'll be taking a look at some of those lines. . .feel free to add yours

"How can you beat my temple run
Highscore. It's over bae"

"Boy: You're on your period?
Girl: Yes
Boy: and you didn't think it was
necessary you told me before I bought
shawarma for you. its over!"

"How can you eat head of the fish and gave me the tail? You want to be the head in this relationship abi? Its over"

"Why did you breathe when your
ex passed you? It's over!!"

"I am now a born again, have to
leave behind things of the
world. Its over!"

"Who taught you how to score
free kicks in FIFA? Its over!"

"You have iphone6 and I am still using bold 2. You have gone too far, its over !! I can't do this anymore."

"I have the movie on my system
and you said we should still go to
the cinema? Its over!"

!Baby, why is your yansh soft like
puff puff? You are cheating on me
with d Puff puff seller bah? Its over!"

"Why would you tell me to watch champs league when man utd
is not there! You want to mock me abi? Its over between us!"

"I don't think we are compatible,
you like MTVbase, I like Trace
Urban, we cannot be fighting for
remote, its over!"

"I'm sorry but your name is BOLA..and there are many adverts
to beware of eBOLA . It's over!"

"You listen to wizkid more than you listen to me, it is finished between us."

"Gf: bae tomorrow is my birthday
Bf: are you trying to say I have no memory?
Gf: no ooo
Bf: so are you saying I'm a liar
Gf: Haba! No
Bf : Haba right? Its over!"

"You gave me 21 missed calls now the IPhone 6 my mum sent me from UK fell into the water while vibrating. IT'S
OVER!"

"You don't pay your tithe, if you can cheat on God, then who
am I... Its Over!"

The worst form of breakup being when the gateman says "Madam, Oga talk say make I no open gate for you again!"
Oya. . . Lets roll

y did u move your mount when I won't too kiss u ? Hen hen u are lucking at your EX abi it over

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Re: Hilarious Naija Break Up Lines by TITOBIGZ(m): 4:48pm On Sep 19, 2014

olayincar: Tobi bet on Brazil via NairaBet

Tobi : am not in happy mo0d

His gf shade : Y honey

Tobi : just don't know

His gf shade : ok
5mins later

shade : honey come and watch Germany vs brazil highlight

Tobi : will an angry voice,, it's Over btw us

GUY FOR USING MY NAME itz over grin

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Re: Hilarious Naija Break Up Lines by mayowapacking(m): 4:53pm On Sep 19, 2014

U always sleep wet teddy bear all night Y six girls call u mumy # u lie too that u are a vagin it over

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Re: Hilarious Naija Break Up Lines by Nobody: 4:55pm On Sep 19, 2014

21 missed calls and now my IPhone....... Lmao cheesy

Re: Hilarious Naija Break Up Lines by olumzz(m): 4:56pm On Sep 19, 2014

mirexx: lol u too

Lolzzz...like seriously...u're seriously n deliciously sexy...I sent u a PM

Re: Hilarious Naija Break Up Lines by Nobody: 4:57pm On Sep 19, 2014

Bitojoe: Bf. You put 3 meat on the food and you eat 2 and half.and the remaining half you still want to share it with me.

Gf. Am i not a woman?

Bf. You want to starve me.Its over.

Re: Hilarious Naija Break Up Lines by olayincar(m): 5:08pm On Sep 19, 2014

TITOBIGZ: GUY FOR USING MY NAME itz over

Lol

Re: Hilarious Naija Break Up Lines by 1miccza: 5:11pm On Sep 19, 2014

dondavidson:

some1 who doesnt play wit sometin conserning eternity

And what makes you think that people cracking jokes and having a good =))º°˚˚˚°ºнaĦaнaº°˚˚˚°º‎=)) are playing with things concerning eternity.......

Re: Hilarious Naija Break Up Lines by Nobody: 5:11pm On Sep 19, 2014

olumzz:
Lolzzz...like seriously...u're seriously n deliciously sexy...I sent u a PM

oh did u? lemme check

Re: Hilarious Naija Break Up Lines by flashinglights: 5:25pm On Sep 19, 2014

Fit2Rule: I told you to cook rice and beans and you went ahead to cook beans and rice, it's over!

i don't know why but this made me smile kiss

Re: Hilarious Naija Break Up Lines by temmym4(m): 5:30pm On Sep 19, 2014

Keyana: why would you use the lighter I use for my cigar to light stove....... its over!!!!

Kai, so you dey smoke cigar. :-O keep your own "it's Over" take my own.. IT'S OVER!

Re: Hilarious Naija Break Up Lines by Atk1nson(m): 5:36pm On Sep 19, 2014

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Re: Hilarious Naija Break Up Lines by Sike(m): 6:01pm On Sep 19, 2014

Lmao! That champions league - man utd one got me ROTFL .

Re: Hilarious Naija Break Up Lines by obyikye(f): 6:11pm On Sep 19, 2014

I told you to cook food and you pounded yam, it's over!

Re: Hilarious Naija Break Up Lines by loomy(m): 6:13pm On Sep 19, 2014

iyke926:

u funny

This is extremely funny mehn

Re: Hilarious Naija Break Up Lines by loomy(m): 6:14pm On Sep 19, 2014

ifihearam: I gave you 2 eggs to boil one and fry the other,you fried the one you were suppose to boil and boiled the one you were supposed to fry...its over.

extremely funny dis

Re: Hilarious Naija Break Up Lines by kazmanbanjoko(m): 6:24pm On Sep 19, 2014

I told you to cook "spaghetti and egg" then you went on and cook indomie and egg. Its over.

I told you to put on the fan and you switch on the air conditioner, its over

i told you to cook poridge yam then you cook yam porridge, its over

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Re: Hilarious Naija Break Up Lines by MabraO: 6:39pm On Sep 19, 2014

fireforfire:

wheres ur sense of humour

I think I lost it
But frankly speaking those breakup lines re so 2010 na

Re: Hilarious Naija Break Up Lines by abdulwastecx(m): 6:48pm On Sep 19, 2014

Superstar007:

add yours

like ur womanliness is wider than the last time we had s.ex.. I think you are cheating on me
it is over.

you were at starring at that lady behind. it is over

Re: Hilarious Naija Break Up Lines by AdeniyiA(m): 6:50pm On Sep 19, 2014

Two lovers eating from the same plates.
Guy to d girl : you took the first spoon i didn't say a word and now you took the meat first, you don't even have respect, infact IT'S OVER btwn us ...

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Re: Hilarious Naija Break Up Lines by abdulwastecx(m): 6:54pm On Sep 19, 2014

you were cheering for Dortmund yesterday while they were beating arsenal. didn't you know I am arsenal for life. it's over

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Re: Hilarious Naija Break Up Lines by Majorify: 7:06pm On Sep 19, 2014

ifihearam: I gave you 2 eggs to boil one and fry the other,you fried the one you were suppose to boil and boiled the one you were supposed to fry...its over.

Lafn my ass out....

Re: Hilarious Naija Break Up Lines by Ignyte(m): 7:18pm On Sep 19, 2014

iyke926:

u funny

make una no kill me o

Re: Hilarious Naija Break Up Lines by chocobel(f): 7:48pm On Sep 19, 2014

Boy: hey hun,luvly hair style,wots it called?
Girl: tnx dear,its ghana weaving
Boy sad

guys screams)what!!!!, u mean u went ahead and did ghana something,after ghanian players had beaten nigerians 3-0??mehn!dats way too much,its over undecided

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Re: Hilarious Naija Break Up Lines by Lamasta(m): 8:08pm On Sep 19, 2014

If I no comment ITS OVER...

Re: Hilarious Naija Break Up Lines by Nobody: 8:09pm On Sep 19, 2014

Superstar007: Okay, this is suppose to be fun. Sometimes, when breaking up people comeup with relatively flimsy excuses which are sometimes outrightly ridiculous.

I actually got the idea from the hash tag #naijabreakuplines that have been trending on twitter for more than a day now.
So, We'll be taking a look at some of those lines. . .feel free to add yours

"How can you beat my temple run
Highscore. It's over bae"

"Boy: You're on your period?
Girl: Yes
Boy: and you didn't think it was
necessary you told me before I bought
shawarma for you. its over!"

"How can you eat head of the fish and gave me the tail? You want to be the head in this relationship abi? Its over"

"Why did you breathe when your
ex passed you? It's over!!"

"I am now a born again, have to
leave behind things of the
world. Its over!"

"Who taught you how to score
free kicks in FIFA? Its over!"

"You have iphone6 and I am still using bold 2. You have gone too far, its over !! I can't do this anymore."

"I have the movie on my system
and you said we should still go to
the cinema? Its over!"

!Baby, why is your yansh soft like
puff puff? You are cheating on me
with d Puff puff seller bah? Its over!"

"Why would you tell me to watch champs league when man utd
is not there! You want to mock me abi? Its over between us!"

"I don't think we are compatible,
you like MTVbase, I like Trace
Urban, we cannot be fighting for
remote, its over!"

"I'm sorry but your name is BOLA..and there are many adverts
to beware of eBOLA . It's over!"

"You listen to wizkid more than you listen to me, it is finished between us."

"Gf: bae tomorrow is my birthday
Bf: are you trying to say I have no memory?
Gf: no ooo
Bf: so are you saying I'm a liar
Gf: Haba! No
Bf : Haba right? Its over!"

"You gave me 21 missed calls now the IPhone 6 my mum sent me from UK fell into the water while vibrating. IT'S
OVER!"

"You don't pay your tithe, if you can cheat on God, then who
am I... Its Over!"

The worst form of breakup being when the gateman says "Madam, Oga talk say make I no open gate for you again!"
Oya. . . Lets roll

this bullshit is obviously fvcking fake.... The circumstances dont sound like what will even cause a quarrel... Sth like ' going clubbing and lying about it' is sth dat can cause a quarrel nd maybe a break up... Just kidding..... some are actually hilarious and sound realistic..... Lmao...

Re: Hilarious Naija Break Up Lines by lucarzdavidz(m): 8:16pm On Sep 19, 2014

You are a Real madrid fan and your girl is tripping for Messi. It's over baby!

Re: Hilarious Naija Break Up Lines by ChuckD1(m): 8:24pm On Sep 19, 2014

I sent u to buy chicken from the eatery. You bought the left leg instead of the right leg. It's over.

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Re: Hilarious Naija Break Up Lines by adesexy(m): 8:27pm On Sep 19, 2014

Jiteshell: Nothing hilarious about any of them, i didn't even smile not to talk of laugh, mtchewwww

.....are u a saddist or wah??

Re: Hilarious Naija Break Up Lines by ojeffo: 9:03pm On Sep 19, 2014

adesexy: .....are u a saddist or wah??

.....y r u calling him a saddist Its OVER

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