Elantracey: You could have simply used the wooing thread .



Nice poetry thou.

THAINDIVIDUAL: Softhearted dude!

bountyhunter:
really

THAINDIVIDUAL: more softness

MizMyColi: Typing

MizMyColi: Typing

rozzay: Awwwww sweet don't I just love woman wrappering. Hehhehehe

MisterLongman: Cool piece..... But SEAGOLD has won the GOLD already

bountyhunter: you fascinate me.
you're every man's dream, atleast a man with sane mind.

you're so curvaceous, the shapeliness of your body is so sublime, a creation of out of this world.
the enormousness of your beauty is such that by turning down and looking atcha, you are still beautiful, you have extraordinary pretty legs.

you have out and out qualities.
you're a perfection, if there is anything like that...
in life there are darknesses and lights, you are one of the lights.
a woman of noblity, this gives me hope that there are good women still left to make life happy.
i have read time and time again, line after line in ecclesiastes the phrase 'everything under sun is futile' knowing you im incline to the supposition that it was just an ingnoratio elechi on solomon's part.

your great physique when compare to the greatness of your heart and mind is just a mere bonus. with this i so wish to be in there, in your heart, it would be my greatest honor...
you're everything i imagine and much much more, that been im going to importunate until the end of time to experience the moment of been in ur heart...
im hopeful of this. the sun and moon are always on opposite direction. the sun comes up the moon goes down, the moon comes up sun goes down it keeps happening but someday the sun and moon meets and there's eclipse. this is evident that there is no impossiblities.

i fear words cant say how much you're really worth or how i feel. you're much much more than words can describe...

the sound of your heart beat is music to my ears, i go singing 'ud gaye tote re, tere to ud gaye tote re la la la la....' i dont even know what that means but you will agree with me that love is a thing best felt, aint it?

walking down the aisle withcha by my side would be my greatest honor and achievement.
please be my lady?
te amo
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p.s the thought of you gets me in some sort of trance, drifting in a tidal wave in the ocean, floating in space to meet you to the share the moment of love. stepping out of my dreamy state of you leaves me sitting here with my dic .k on hard, me so hor.ny me love you long time...
ayoo im tire of talking so why dontcha come sit down on top of me
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mizmycoli
i thought i didnt do justice yday's challenge... ideally this should have been my piece.

seriously dont take the last part with any seriousness, and please pardon the punctuations.
me and punctuations dont get along, the internet told me some nasty things about it, so i say fuckit to it...

bountyhunter:

hehe woman wrappering i dont 'wrap' maybe i can rap

bountyhunter:
i know but i had to clap back

MrCork:

. ..^^^rubbbbish.....ma lyrics are 10 times berrrra & more romantick!

MrCork:

. ..^^^this one is looking for punnny on nairaland....brother..keep dreaming; (no offense)

MrCork:

. ..^^^ see this donkey...brother..so u tink writing 29 pages will get u punny on nairaland?..abi?...foe the record,nairaland females only interested in moiney,Brazilian wig & phone credit (no offense)

NinoBrown888: quite a touchy piece of luv note....


If only she knows how you feel....

If only she knows how your heart yearn for her...

marieolae: Lovin dis womanwrapping! Very sweet lmaoo

MrCork:

bountyhunter:

hehe brah

bountyhunter:

you're ignorant of whats going on here...
asking is a virtue thats worth having... be more inquisitive.
probably not your intention but your ignorance (of this topic) have made you disrespectful

MrCork:

...u copy n paste lyric from intanet n u expect to get punnny......tinkin women shud feel sorrry for u..and then u start gettin emotional simply becuz they catch u out and the ladies simply ain't feelin u......bro do u realiaze ther is somtin call copy right?...u lie and then u desive the females!

NinoBrown888:


In justin bieber's voice....

#never
#say
#never,,,, Lol...

bountyhunter:

most girls will fall but she's too clever to fall for just words

MizMyColi: Typing