skoloppy31: Mine is not a disappointment but happy feeling. ..its was a Friday afternoon, after class, I take a bike down to the atm, I wanna withdraw 5k and 5k I wanna loan a freind. lo and behold I clicked other, then input 10k.the machine takes about 4 minutes to release me cash, but to my supreme instead of the money to be neatly arranged, it's came out like someone blew it with air from behind. I know it within myself this cash is more than 10k but I act cool and take my cash...i counted the money and recounted . he Heheheheheh it was 21k. i check my balance and 10k was the amount debited. The alerts send to me was 10k too. I waited for the bank to call me and tell me about his but no...i use the money buy LeBron James 11.up till this . moment nobody called or message me for the money....but my freind don't believe it.i won't mention the bank name

Ilekere: Yes, I was expecting $1m in my account, but met $100.

Mtchewwww

udysweet: Amen o!!!
And I suffer o for dis browsing inside church sha,imagine dem share smtn e no reach me naim I say lailai I must not loose o,pass me not o entle savior,do not pass me by! So I had to wait for anoda service to get it
But I prayed for all of u guys sha(both male and female I mean o)

udysweet:
Abi o,lool! I even bumped into him again at some other branch inside dat same island were he was transferred to,I jus use style dodge am before he beginn toasting tins,lmao!

jennylove7575: Yeah it happened to me February this year. I was trying to get some cash from an ATM machine at opebi I didn't get no money.. I tried all the ATM machines around same thing.. I grew furious, I headed to the nearby Access bank. (My bank) to complian to customer service. After pressing her computer and checking things, the lady said, I need to provide my ID in form of a passport for verification to confirm that am the account owner plus that I must pay N10,000 for the verification process. Because she noticed that I paid in substantial sum of money into my account from UK...immediately, I lost my British accent, I was vexed. I asked to speak to the manager at once..she kept talking over me trying to justify the reason why I must pay for the service..or efcc will be involved..when she mentioned efcc, my brain scatter.. I asked her for how much? Just N700,000? I told her the money is for my three weeks stay and upkeep in Nigeria..then I reminded her that the money was transferred legally from my UK bank to that account which she confirmed.. When the manager showed up he looked into the matter and blamed the customer service for feeding me wrong information.. At last they sorted out my card and everything.. Funny enough, all through my three weeks stay in Nigeria my ATM card never worked. I had to continually go to the bank to make withdrawals....stories of my life.

happykidArotiba: stop dodging him joh...He myt be your man o. Lol

okirewaju: Nahhhhh

Never

udysweet:
I dodge it! Him wedding band sef no be hia,d tin wide enof to mak 3 sef,lol! So mak I go use pesn husband do my own

IYANGBALI: so its you?at last we have caught you,come to the bank first thing tomorrow money else we would come to your school to arrest you and charge you to court for stealing

happykidArotiba: Lol. hmmmm, ntin is impossible tho.

udysweet: Common I rebuke u jo! Anyway dats som 6years ago,I doubt sef weda I go sabi d man again if I see am,looool!

nickz: *what!!!* I'll be dammed

mrvocalprowess: was really broke then,had just 50naira on me for t.fare, only for me to get to the ATM and no money,Choi,i won die,d place was totally scanty,nobody to ask 4 money,and i needed 100 naira that will take me to the next ATM at agbara... i jejely trek go house back,now if i want to withdraw i go to lasu,over 7 banks are located, so one of them must pay

mrvocalprowess: was really broke then,had just 50naira on me for t.fare, only for me to get to the ATM and no money,Choi,i won die,d place was totally scanty,nobody to ask 4 money,and i needed 100 naira that will take me to the next ATM at agbara... i jejely trek go house back,now if i want to withdraw i go to lasu,over 7 banks are located, so one of them must pay

SirAweezy:

Everyday for the thief, one day for the owner. Don't worry your day will come lol.

"This is a scientific prophesy"

romzyxy: mine is worst. The story goes like this. I was very sick xo i went to c my doctor who prescribed some drugs for me to buy. I was having 1500 and i can only withdraw 1000 frm my uba acc. when i reach d atm machine i types in 1000 bt to my dismay it told me insufficient fund. I cudnt bliev it xo i tried it again. But d same shit hapun xo i decided to check my balance. Wot i saw weaken my legs and my fever heightened. It wos my last strenght dat i used to treck bck home. Till i leave dis earth i won't rely on my 1500 again because i v learnt my lesson

AMAKAVIOLA:

Then u dont live in Nija...

lacreamieboie:

U get account sef

Hadone: My worse experience ever was in May, 2008. I went to a famous bank in Yola to cash some money from my savings account but met the banking hall crowded. I then moved straight to the ATM
machine situated within the bank and withdrew N10,000:00. Behold!! I was shocked to discover that the money contains a mixture of genuine and FAKE currency. I immediately complain to the bank & after tracing my transaction history, the bank substituted the fake note with the original one.

skyprofm: Sorry to those of you with terrible experiences. For me Atm has been a blessing once. Was very broke and hungry on sunny afternoon and I walked all d way to a machine to retrieve d last 1k in my acct. A guy was der before me n he claimed d machine was nt dispensing and left in annoyance. I was about to slot my card to try my luck wen suddenly N10k came out. I searched for d guy bt he was gone. So I did d normal. Help him kept it in my pocket and left for home. Will pay him back on judgement day if we meet again

jennylove7575: ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ;Dha ha h....this ur cartoon reminded me of the customer service..ha ha ha ha...I don die..

happykidArotiba: Lol. very well. in fact all the securities to the bank knows me.

leofab: Mine was the worst. I reside at Enugu but came to Lagos to preparing my traveling documents Nd I do not have any relative at Lagos so I had to lodge in a hotel around Alimosho axis, after everything at the immigration office and high commission office I it took me 3 days and I scheduled to leave by Saturday with the last 6k on my account. On getting to first bank at Idimu the Automatic Teller Machine gently swallowed my card and smiled, luckily but unluckily for me the bank was opened that Saturdays for wire transfer transactions and I stepped in there to report but they said I should come back by Monday, I tried to explain but all to no avail. No money to renew my accommodation notc even a decent feeding. I feel like dying and has to end up with the spending the night in one of the bank officials house and the next say being sunday he have me 10k for screw.ing me and I travelled back home without coming for the card again.

leofab: Mine was the worst. I reside at Enugu but came to Lagos to preparing my traveling documents Nd I do not have any relative at Lagos so I had to lodge in a hotel around Alimosho axis, after everything at the immigration office and high commission office I it took me 3 days and I scheduled to leave by Saturday with the last 6k on my account. On getting to first bank at Idimu the Automatic Teller Machine gently swallowed my card and smiled, luckily but unluckily for me the bank was opened that Saturdays for wire transfer transactions and I stepped in there to report but they said I should come back by Monday, I tried to explain but all to no avail. No money to renew my accommodation notc even a decent feeding. I feel like dying and has to end up with the spending the night in one of the bank officials house and the next say being sunday he have me 10k for screw.ing me and I travelled back home without coming for the card again.