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Re: Funny Courses Offered By Nigerian Universities by mfm04622: 8:09am On Nov 01, 2014
nikkyshyne:
This is an ignorant post. I actually feel like telling you to shutup but that is rude and quite early. What is knowledge if you cant convert it to a source of income? wallow in misery in your house?

For those that study these courses in nigeria are only wasting their valauble time unless ofcox their parents can sort them out somewhere. Most of them end up in fields far from what they studied. The only people that will support the above courses are those who studied them.

You are the ignorant one that should shut up. We as a society NEED practitioners in these fields. Desperately need them. Our problem is we employ anybody to do the jobs those who studied these courses should be doing. So they too do other people's jobs. The circle never ending

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Re: Funny Courses Offered By Nigerian Universities by fuke(m): 8:12am On Nov 01, 2014
kozaic:
EARLY CHILDHOOD...
I don't really know what this course entails I really saw how angry people who were admitted to study the course were.

PRIMARY EDUCATION
Guess a person would spend four years studying how to teach primary schOol students.lol

DRAMA
Why introduce this course when theirs THEATRE ARTS in existence?

FISHERY.
*exhales*

ADULT EDUCATION
Some one applied medicine and was given adult education...

HISTORY AND INTERNATIONAL STUDIES EDU.
Some universities eh...

MUSIC
* I comment my reserve*

But all the same no knowledge is a waste!

Display of ignorance.
Those courses are very relevant to any economy.

How would you be able to write here without those
who cleaned your nose and dippers when you were a baby.

And what would you have been without that stern
HM with his cane to make sure you behaved.

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Re: Funny Courses Offered By Nigerian Universities by MERS(m): 8:14am On Nov 01, 2014
I assume that the basic premise of the OP is the income generating potential of these funny courses and I don't think that makes the OP very wrong.
Some have argued that the ones who study these funny courses go on to make boatloads of cash, enough to employ those who study the mainstream courses. What percentage are we talking about?
The truth is that while these courses are not funny, the society we are in is not developed enough to appreciate their values. Gradually the system will evolve to pay each of these disciplines their dues, but some of them are not surefire employment magnets. And we know that more people will seek employment than go into entrepreneurship. And that is taking of the immediate.

I will use Physiology as an example.
In a system where medicine and surgery is sitting atop what should be a multidisciplinary plateau, the basic sciences find no relevance except in the academia. And with an increasing number of schools offering the course, how many of them will find employment in the academics? What happens to the rest who should be working in research facilities and so on? Nothing! They mix up with the crowd and lose their identities as physiologists or move abroad. I have 2 friends who are testimonies. One is a doctor, the other studying for physiotherapy.
It is not these courses we should be laughing at, it is our society. And we should stop laughing and making noises. Angry noises. They are destroying the future of our society by eroding the foundations on which we can build development. You know am talking about politicians

My tuppence

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Re: Funny Courses Offered By Nigerian Universities by Tcharlx(m): 8:14am On Nov 01, 2014
Isokay!
Re: Funny Courses Offered By Nigerian Universities by Damsman10(m): 8:19am On Nov 01, 2014
Thewhizzkid1:
Animal science nko? I was given dix course last year instead of med at Uniben. Some schools wicked sha..Thank God I have med now..


Oooh God, u were not given, u were OFFERED so its ur choice 2 accept or reject... dats y people pay acceptance fee.

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Re: Funny Courses Offered By Nigerian Universities by Thewhizzkid1(m): 8:21am On Nov 01, 2014
Damsman10:



Oooh God, u were not given, u were OFFERED so its ur choice 2 accept or reject... dats y people pay acceptance fee.
Ok...Correction taken..
Re: Funny Courses Offered By Nigerian Universities by naijaboiy: 8:22am On Nov 01, 2014
Truth be told...I never knew any of this courses existed until I came to the university grin

Most of the people bashing the Op are those who maybe they were giving those courses and had to accept it.

How many of them can rightly claim that they actually opted for PRIMARY EDUCATION in their Jamb Form? grin

And now they are saying the Op is ignorant undecided

The truth is that majority of nigerian jambites apply for professional courses not until the university will change it for them and give them something else. Many of them don't accept it,,some will stay for another year while others will accept the course and write jamb again.

Come to the university and see how many people are buying transfer forms to switch to a better department. Some will even still come back to study that course of their dreams after their first degree...

So what are you people on about

Fact is the ignorance started from our primary and secondary schools where we were made to believe that we had to only study professional courses.

I'm still looking for the young nigerian that put CHILD EDUCATION as his first course choice when writing his/her First jamb. Including those bashing the Op grin

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Re: Funny Courses Offered By Nigerian Universities by Zaikon(m): 8:24am On Nov 01, 2014
QSheba:
Animal wiring and fencing gringrin
lol guy for una villa uni ko
Re: Funny Courses Offered By Nigerian Universities by naijaboiy: 8:26am On Nov 01, 2014
FrancisTony:


I can see defence. grin

Atleast, dem dey settle conflicts like Barristers. smiley

hahahaha,,i have to defend o.

See ehn law is more than settling conflicts y'know...that course 'peace and conflict' is even a branch of law but in another form

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Re: Funny Courses Offered By Nigerian Universities by Zammydagreat(m): 8:29am On Nov 01, 2014
Human knectics and edo language lol
Re: Funny Courses Offered By Nigerian Universities by Mckore(m): 8:30am On Nov 01, 2014
kozaic:

MUSIC
* I comment my reserve*
Come, why would you put music? ow is that funny to you? do you know what sound knowledge in music entails?

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Re: Funny Courses Offered By Nigerian Universities by Dramadiddy(m): 8:32am On Nov 01, 2014
Omimah:

On DRAMA you made a big mistake because you lack an understanding of how the first school of drama came about, in Ibadan, and later in Ife. In Ibadan it is called Theatre Arts. In Ife it is called Dramatic Arts. They do almost the same thing, and are reputed to be pace setters, having produced the best graduates and practisioners in that field. The bottom line is this, universities may choose to give different names to departments without the courses being offered altered. What UI and OAU call theatre arts and dramatic arts respectively, is called performing arts in Unilorin.
On MUSIC, I believe you reserve your comment because you think it is a waste of money and time studying music in the higher institution when there are people that didn't even go to university are dominating "music" today. A musician, both those that studied it school and those that know about it are different from the Psquares, Dbanj, Tuface, etc, of today. The likes of Tuface, may I surprise you, are not musicians, but entertainers. Can you compare the music of Psquare with that of Dare Art Alade, who read music? Dare knows the nitty gritty of the art, having learnt it from not just Unilag but also from his father, Art Alade. Can you compare TerryG with Lagba? Can TerryG identify musical notes?
Haha tell them.. Ignorance is really bad.. Nd these musicians re more successful than those doctors with dia 250k/mnth salary smh

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Re: Funny Courses Offered By Nigerian Universities by Miraclestar: 8:38am On Nov 01, 2014
Thank God u've already pointed ouh....knowledge gained isnt knowledge wasted... Like 90 % of those that will graduate from those courses with good grades will not work in companies related to their course of study.
Re: Funny Courses Offered By Nigerian Universities by Nobody: 8:39am On Nov 01, 2014
kozaic:
EARLY CHILDHOOD...
I don't really know what this course entails I really saw how angry people who were admitted to study the course were.

PRIMARY EDUCATION
Guess a person would spend four years studying how to teach primary schOol students.lol

DRAMA
Why introduce this course when theirs THEATRE ARTS in existence?

FISHERY.
*exhales*

ADULT EDUCATION
Some one applied medicine and was given adult education...

HISTORY AND INTERNATIONAL STUDIES EDU.
Some universities eh...

MUSIC
* I comment my reserve*

But all the same no knowledge is a waste!
...I don't respect a below par opinion.it's only in Nigeria that people like you view some courses as trash.these courses, you degrade, are wonderful courses.the fact that you don't like the courses do not make it to be worthless.we must stop killing people's dreams with our untested opinion and intelligence.

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Re: Funny Courses Offered By Nigerian Universities by jpphilips(m): 8:40am On Nov 01, 2014
0coded80:
nigerian with their mentality!!!!! going to university is not about looking for employment all about, it for u to have knowledge to be able to reproduce to d society. A 1st-first from a reputation university in any of those course funny to u will get better employment in a multinational company than those that study a over-hyped course with low grade. I pity those of u that think going to a university is all about getting employment.

Those are the lies your lecturers and course advisers use to make you feel good to continue paying school fees while you waste your years.

I saw your 62 likes, I have no doubt in my mind that a vast majority of under graduates here share the same sentiment.
How many of you before writing jambs actually called your uncles and cousins to inquire about the reality in their various offices?

It is only in Nigeria and probably most of the "charge and bail" west African colleges who tell their students "you can work anywhere" what a superfluous statement.

The moment you are admitted in an European or American university, your mission is defined.
I have said it before, 70% of unemployed Nigerians are people whose course have no bearing in the Nigerian labour market, 30% are probably guys who got unlucky and didn't get a good grade or yet to pass the employment test.

may experience teach you guys better.

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Re: Funny Courses Offered By Nigerian Universities by tlops(m): 8:44am On Nov 01, 2014
kozaic:
EARLY CHILDHOOD...
I don't really know what this course entails I really saw how angry people who were admitted to study the course were.

PRIMARY EDUCATION
Guess a person would spend four years studying how to teach primary schOol students.lol

DRAMA
Why introduce this course when theirs THEATRE ARTS in existence?

FISHERY.
*exhales*

ADULT EDUCATION
Some one applied medicine and was given adult education...

HISTORY AND INTERNATIONAL STUDIES EDU.
Some universities eh...

MUSIC
* I comment my reserve*

But all the same no knowledge is a waste!

Early childhood, primary and adult education are lucrative in developed countries, where education is based on need.
Re: Funny Courses Offered By Nigerian Universities by jpphilips(m): 8:48am On Nov 01, 2014
kozaic:
Forget about the marketability of the course and it relevance and ask yourself how many people applied for the COURSE....

You would excel in a course only and when you have passion for it..

I help check peoples admission and I can say that 97 percent of people admitted into the above named never thought of studying the aforementioned COURSES.

Naija!

I don't seem to get your point, when you are given something you don't want, what is the sane thing to do?
Re: Funny Courses Offered By Nigerian Universities by mcpat(m): 8:50am On Nov 01, 2014
0coded80:
nigerian with their mentality!!!!! going to university is not about looking for employment all about, it for u to have knowledge to be able to reproduce to d society. A 1st-first from a reputation university in any of those course funny to u will get better employment in a multinational company than those that study a over-hyped course with low grade. I pity those of u that think going to a university is all about getting employment.
you dont think its about employment but cited a multi national has a yardstick for comparism.. How confused are u?

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Re: Funny Courses Offered By Nigerian Universities by blank(f): 8:50am On Nov 01, 2014
Godmother:
Early childhodd Seriously!! What do such people become when they graduate then.

They become early childhood specialist teachers. I don't know about you but I would pay top money to have my kid between 1 and 6 yrs taught by an early childhood specialist.


For your info, that is nursery education which is the bedrock of any child's education. Why do you think there are kids now that are not well adjusted or have issues with their education? Check their formative years.


Emancipate yourself from mental slavery.

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Re: Funny Courses Offered By Nigerian Universities by Sylverbox(m): 8:50am On Nov 01, 2014
Name these people plenty pass for university, they have all the time to catch fun in school. While the rest are the real students......LOL!!!!
Re: Funny Courses Offered By Nigerian Universities by ochallo: 8:51am On Nov 01, 2014
None of these courses are useless, they are very important as a matter of fact, they are the most important, recently a primary school teacher could not read her certificate in Edo state.

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Re: Funny Courses Offered By Nigerian Universities by eraly(m): 8:51am On Nov 01, 2014
kozaic:
EARLY CHILDHOOD...
I don't really know what this course entails I really saw how angry people who were admitted to study the course were.

PRIMARY EDUCATION
Guess a person would spend four years studying how to teach primary schOol students.lol

DRAMA
Why introduce this course when theirs THEATRE ARTS in existence?

FISHERY.
*exhales*

ADULT EDUCATION
Some one applied medicine and was given adult education...

HISTORY AND INTERNATIONAL STUDIES EDU.
Some universities eh...

MUSIC
* I comment my reserve*

But all the same no knowledge is a waste!

U be U.I student??
Re: Funny Courses Offered By Nigerian Universities by Hamsaini: 8:56am On Nov 01, 2014
What about the study of Michael Jack offered at Clark Atlanta University USA
Re: Funny Courses Offered By Nigerian Universities by drfk001(m): 8:57am On Nov 01, 2014
kozaic:
EARLY CHILDHOOD...
I don't really know what this course entails I really saw how angry people who were admitted to study the course were.

PRIMARY EDUCATION
Guess a person would spend four years studying how to teach primary schOol students.lol

DRAMA
Why introduce this course when theirs THEATRE ARTS in existence?

FISHERY.
*exhales*

ADULT EDUCATION
Some one applied medicine and was given adult education...

HISTORY AND INTERNATIONAL STUDIES EDU.
Some universities eh...

MUSIC
* I comment my reserve*


But all the same no knowledge is a waste!
@op you have a myopic view. some of the courses you mentioned are needed for the normal running of our society. the others would probably push the graduates into entrepreneurship and they would probably turn out richer than you. Only God knows if you even finished from secondary school.
Re: Funny Courses Offered By Nigerian Universities by MNDY(m): 8:57am On Nov 01, 2014
OP, will you remove my course (History & Int'l Studies) from your list before I send thunder to fire you?
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And by the way, did you mean its Education programme form because I saw "EDU" written at its front!
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The History and Int'l Studies course opens employment doors into either journalism, government parastatals & agencies, or embassies!
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Besides, you are also inclined to take yourself beyond the shores of your country to be involved in another country's government as a worker due to that International Studies aspect of the course! So, what are you not saying?
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Some universities offer only International Studies, others attach History! Heard Wizkid dropped from LASU while studying International Relations in 300Level to pursue music!
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BOTTOM LINE: As emphasized by another Nairalander above, tertiary education empowers and is not necessarily for a white collar job!
Re: Funny Courses Offered By Nigerian Universities by YourCrush: 8:58am On Nov 01, 2014
Dygeasy:
Funeral Management
Event Management oga
Re: Funny Courses Offered By Nigerian Universities by Tilasco1(m): 8:59am On Nov 01, 2014
What about Transportation Management?
Re: Funny Courses Offered By Nigerian Universities by Nobody: 9:00am On Nov 01, 2014
What of Industrial and labour relation in OSU(OOU) or Yoruba?yeye dey smell
Re: Funny Courses Offered By Nigerian Universities by kayzytech: 9:00am On Nov 01, 2014
What cassava bread course? Guys all na course make we dey study am dey go.............
Re: Funny Courses Offered By Nigerian Universities by Lailerh(f): 9:01am On Nov 01, 2014
Dygeasy:
Funeral Management
like seriously? grin
Re: Funny Courses Offered By Nigerian Universities by lacreamieboie(m): 9:02am On Nov 01, 2014
Godmother:
Early childhodd Seriously!! What do such people become when they graduate then.
they become Godmothers grin
Re: Funny Courses Offered By Nigerian Universities by lovemaths(f): 9:03am On Nov 01, 2014
Chibuke56:

what is the value
ask google or father christmas

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