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Re: Why He Cheated: Your kitty Stinks by LordReed(m): 3:29pm On Dec 17, 2014 |
coogar: Is this what you expect will happen to you? That the woman you want to marry will be "forming" for you? LWKMD. Why would you marry such a person? |
Re: Why He Cheated: Your kitty Stinks by coogar: 3:35pm On Dec 17, 2014 |
LordReed: why ask questions - that's theoretical! i am too practical to let that happen to me. what if she lies cos of her desperation to marry? how would you know she's telling the truth? there's no true test like the premarital sex LordReed: yes - if i act like most born again brothers thinking only saints go to church then this is what will happen to me. however, if i keep it street & do my own practical test for sexuäl compatibility then i will be on the safe side. churches have the most messed up marriages on the planet. |
Re: Why He Cheated: Your kitty Stinks by LordReed(m): 4:11pm On Dec 17, 2014 |
coogar: LoL! Now who is being the funny man? Sex will let you discover her secrets? Sex will make her uncover the hidden to you? LoL! Maybe CIA should have employed you instead of torturing those poor sods. LoL! 2 Likes |
Re: Why He Cheated: Your kitty Stinks by crackhaus: 4:13pm On Dec 17, 2014 |
Funny topic, brings back some memories I'll rather not have... Oh darn, too late - I swear the smell just came back to my senses... 2 Likes |
Re: Why He Cheated: Your kitty Stinks by Natasha2(f): 4:14pm On Dec 17, 2014 |
ipleddge: You don start again oh, them go soon ban you ehen that your former ID how many years ban them give you? |
Re: Why He Cheated: Your kitty Stinks by coogar: 4:14pm On Dec 17, 2014 |
LordReed: when you lay a woman, her heart is laid bare. that's actually the best time to get the truth out of her. CIA use brute force & they cannot sleep with their prisoners. wrong analogy, mate! 1 Like |
Re: Why He Cheated: Your kitty Stinks by Natasha2(f): 4:16pm On Dec 17, 2014 |
crackhaus: Na so, so you lock the smell for your senses after all these years? LordReed and coogar una don hijack this thread no be small. |
Re: Why He Cheated: Your kitty Stinks by Nobody: 4:18pm On Dec 17, 2014 |
coogar: I doubt I'd do the full blown premarital sex thing, but on one cool evening after toasting...there should be a finger/smell test delicately disguised as simple caressing. Even Lord Reed dey form though, abi how you take know say that your Okafor's law candidate get that problem? Na only ask you ask am? Even if you did, it is that "Yes, I had an infection" but if it is that "do you smell?" that is just a weird and stupidly naive question to ask a woman. What smells good for one person might smell bad for the other. The only way to know is to check for yourself, because that is what you'll be dealing with. |
Re: Why He Cheated: Your kitty Stinks by coogar: 4:19pm On Dec 17, 2014 |
Natasha2: no vex! time to get my coat. 2buff: the finger test is good but it's not absolute. some women don't ooze until the secretions start flowing out during their moments. a finger test might fail to reveal this but it's much much better than relying on word of mouth like lord reed is advocating.
lord reed sounds like a cünnilinguist - maybe he ate her box. christians measure premarital sėx with different yardsticks. to some of them, öral sėx & anäl sėx isn't premarital sex. only intercöurse counts for them as sėx.
women don't like talking about their age or weight and lord reed thinks to ask a sensitive question like that won't cop him a dirty slap? 2 Likes |
Re: Why He Cheated: Your kitty Stinks by crackhaus: 4:20pm On Dec 17, 2014 |
Natasha2:Pesin no dey forget that kind nasal assault easily I tell the chic to suck my longtree instead, say I don tire 1 Like |
Re: Why He Cheated: Your kitty Stinks by Natasha2(f): 4:26pm On Dec 17, 2014 |
coogar: hahaha kilode? stay here oh as 2buff don vanish, the thread must survive. |
Re: Why He Cheated: Your kitty Stinks by LordReed(m): 4:27pm On Dec 17, 2014 |
coogar: Exactly, they were doing it all wrong, they should have used your method. LoL. When it is time for you to choose a life partner I do hope you can use whatever means to make a great choice. |
Re: Why He Cheated: Your kitty Stinks by Natasha2(f): 4:28pm On Dec 17, 2014 |
crackhaus: chai chai chai diarisgodooooooo [s]btw are you sure that tree is long? For all we know it could be shorter than my small finger[/s] |
Re: Why He Cheated: Your kitty Stinks by ipleddge: 4:28pm On Dec 17, 2014 |
Natasha2:Till 2054 I will bounce back |
Re: Why He Cheated: Your kitty Stinks by LordReed(m): 4:31pm On Dec 17, 2014 |
2buff: I didn't bring up the issue of no sex, that was coogar and I didn't say ask her "is your couchie smelly". Communication is what I am advocating and please see that past any prejudice you may have. |
Re: Why He Cheated: Your kitty Stinks by Natasha2(f): 4:32pm On Dec 17, 2014 |
ipleddge: hahaha some mods dey craze ohhh when you don get grandchildren |
Re: Why He Cheated: Your kitty Stinks by pappyrose(f): 4:34pm On Dec 17, 2014 |
Henrypraise: Hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm 1 Like |
Re: Why He Cheated: Your kitty Stinks by crackhaus: 4:34pm On Dec 17, 2014 |
Natasha2:How do I convince and not confuse Natasha2? |
Re: Why He Cheated: Your kitty Stinks by LordReed(m): 4:35pm On Dec 17, 2014 |
Natasha2: 2buff follow join na so we no hijack am na you dey form spectator. |
Re: Why He Cheated: Your kitty Stinks by ipleddge: 4:39pm On Dec 17, 2014 |
Natasha2:Na lie,just a week...e pain den as i yab them |
Re: Why He Cheated: Your kitty Stinks by LordReed(m): 4:39pm On Dec 17, 2014 |
coogar: It's not right to twist words to make a point. It was you who brought up the issue of no sex and you are twisting my words to say ask her if her couchie is smelly. If you cannot communicate with your fiance outside of bedroom gymnastics then I wonder what exactly you think marriage is about. |
Re: Why He Cheated: Your kitty Stinks by coogar: 4:43pm On Dec 17, 2014 |
LordReed: there's nothing to communicate when it comes to her intimate secrets. i go there myself to find out if she's good to me. yet you wonder why these girls have a problem with you.....how can you even think of discussing the state of your woman's coochie? how wack is that? |
Re: Why He Cheated: Your kitty Stinks by Nobody: 4:47pm On Dec 17, 2014 |
Back to general thread topic. I notice a trend in NL, It has gotten to that point now where if you caution people of what MIGHT happen if they neglect certain things, they automatically start thinking that you are advocating the thing that might happen. If you keep eating and don't exercise, do you get fat? Yes or no? Does it mean the person who warns you about eating too much WANTS you to get fat? Wouldn't you say someone was daft for thinking like that? If women keep delaying to seek help with genital stank issues, will it cause issues with their partners? Yes or No? Does it mean the person who warns you about this WANTS you to have problems with your Union? Otherwise why the fawk would he create a thread and write a full epistle to warn you and help the ones who don't know start knowing...seeing as there really isn't that much content out there about these detailed things and how much they affect marriages? Can you now see how silly a lot of you on this thread think? Some guys are trying to be white-knights, and guilty conscience is worrying some girls. Hope say una sha wash am well this morning 1 Like |
Re: Why He Cheated: Your kitty Stinks by coogar: 4:52pm On Dec 17, 2014 |
2buff: you forgot to acknowledge the truth is bitter when you were writing this thread. whenever your comment stings & people come at you with bile, you have spoken the truth about them. this thread musta ring true in the ears of some of your attackers - if they aren't suffering from it, why would it bother them? you should always expect to be attacked when you make threads that carry the truth like the gospel. 5 Likes |
Re: Why He Cheated: Your kitty Stinks by Natasha2(f): 4:54pm On Dec 17, 2014 |
crackhaus: lmao that one na small thing na, upload am here when I see it you'll take it off LordReed: I'm just seeing him ipleddge:lol how u wan take learn your lesson? Them for increase am |
Re: Why He Cheated: Your kitty Stinks by LordReed(m): 4:55pm On Dec 17, 2014 |
coogar: LoL! Girls have problem with me? coogar now I know that you don't pay attention. I am MARRIED which girl's problem did I talk about again? LWKMD. And yes I discussed reproductive health with my then to be wife and we went and got ourselves tested for diseases so if you are reticent about discussing relevant issues I am not, not when my life is at stake. |
Re: Why He Cheated: Your kitty Stinks by crackhaus: 4:59pm On Dec 17, 2014 |
coogar:Or when you type a comment carrying a truth, and go on to click submit 1 Like |
Re: Why He Cheated: Your kitty Stinks by crackhaus: 5:06pm On Dec 17, 2014 |
Natasha2:Hehehe...upload am here unto say who die na? I no wan cause problem cos these women fit see the thing begin cu.m for wherever dem stand/siddon dey browse internet. |
Re: Why He Cheated: Your kitty Stinks by coogar: 5:14pm On Dec 17, 2014 |
LordReed: we are saying the same thing here..... same goal - different approaches. you are probably a disciple of celibacy, i am not. for you to get to the truth, you need to ask questions, do various tests, etc but i don't need to use your approach to get to the truth cos celibacy ain't in my dictionary. i find out what i need to know myself by taking her to bed. 1 Like |
Re: Why He Cheated: Your kitty Stinks by Natasha2(f): 5:16pm On Dec 17, 2014 |
crackhaus:hahahaha na dead body die oya send am to me privately |
Re: Why He Cheated: Your kitty Stinks by Natasha2(f): 5:32pm On Dec 17, 2014 |
LordReed your wife is lucky to have you. Coogar na bad guy |
Re: Why He Cheated: Your kitty Stinks by LordReed(m): 5:39pm On Dec 17, 2014 |
Natasha2: Thanks coogar likes to take it to the streets! LoL. |
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