coogar:


many of these chics don't even know they smell. sex is what mostly brings the malodorous secretions & if she's not having sëx, how would she know? so how do you ask a girl?

"sally, does your coochie smell like fish?"



women lie about the number of exes they have had, they lie about virginity, age, weight, etc and you really expect a woman desperate to get married to tell you she's got a tilapia fish odour in her coochie?

biko, you should try standup comedy.



this is why bornagain christians have the highest rate of divorce. in this world of sin, they want to do everything by faith. if we live in an even world where everyone is honest then fair play!

however, we live in a world where 80% are selfish and will lie to vantage over the others. this is why all sorts of men with bad character get into church, pretend for few weeks and get themselves a very decent woman.

the retired prostïtutes & ex club girls also pretend for few weeks to get decent men. within few months in the marriage, the mask wears off and they belatedly realise they married the wrong person from the outset.

LordReed:


I don't know what you and coogar expect from a woman you want to marry but I believe you'd want honesty and open communication. If you are considering marrying a woman reticent about discussing some of these intimate details then I wonder at your communication skills and your choice of life partner. I mean would you rather prefer discovering your wife has heavy debts or is a porn star after marriage? What is far fetched in sitting down and having a heart to heart with her, laying the cards bare?

LordReed:

Is this what you expect will happen to you? That the woman you want to marry will be "forming" for you? LWKMD. Why would you marry such a person?

coogar:


why ask questions - that's theoretical!
i am too practical to let that happen to me. what if she lies cos of her desperation to marry? how would you know she's telling the truth?

there's no true test like the premarital sex



yes - if i act like most born again brothers thinking only saints go to church then this is what will happen to me.

however, if i keep it street & do my own practical test for sexuäl compatibility then i will be on the safe side. churches have the most messed up marriages on the planet.

ipleddge:
Junior waec

You don start again oh, them go soon ban you ehen that your former ID how many years ban them give you?

LordReed:


LoL! Now who is being the funny man? Sex will let you discover her secrets? Sex will make her uncover the hidden to you? LoL! Maybe CIA should have employed you instead of torturing those poor sods. LoL!

crackhaus:
Funny topic, brings back some memories I'll rather not have...

Damnnn, I swear the smell just came back to my senses...

Na so, so you lock the smell for your senses after all these years?



LordReed and coogar una don hijack this thread no be small.

coogar:


why ask questions - that's theoretical!
i am too practical to let that happen to me. what if she lies cos of her desperation to marry? how would you know she's telling the truth?

there's no true test like the premarital sex



yes - if i act like most born again brothers thinking only saints go to church then this is what will happen to me.

however, if i keep it street & do my own practical test for sexuäl compatibility then i will be on the safe side. churches have the most messed up marriages on the planet.

Natasha2:


Na so, so you lock the smell for your senses after all these years?

LordReed and coogar una don hijack this thread no be small.

2buff:

I doubt I'd do the full blown premarital sex thing, but on one cool evening after toasting...there should be a finger/smell test delicately disguised as simple caressing.

Even Lord Reed dey form though, abi how you take know say that your Okafor's law candidate get that problem?

Na only ask you ask am? Even if you did, it is that "Yes, I had an infection" but if it is that "do you smell?" that is just a weird and stupidly naive question to ask a woman. What smells good for one person might smell bad for the other. The only way to know is to check.

Natasha2:


Na so, so you lock the smell for your senses after all these years?

coogar:


no vex!
time to get my coat.

hahaha kilode? stay here oh as 2buff don vanish, the thread must survive.

coogar:


when you lay a woman, her heart is laid bare. that's actually the best time to get the truth out of her. CIA use brute force & they cannot sleep with their prisoners.

wrong analogy, mate!

crackhaus:

Pesin no dey forget that kind nasal assault easily

I tell the chic to suck my longtree instead, say I don tire

chai chai chai diarisgodooooooo [s]btw are you sure that tree is long? For all we know it could be shorter than my small finger[/s]

Natasha2:


You don start again oh, them go soon ban you ehen that your former ID how many years ban them give you?

2buff:


I doubt I'd do the full blown premarital sex thing, but on one cool evening after toasting...there should be a finger/smell test delicately disguised as simple caressing.

Even Lord Reed dey form though, abi how you take know say that your Okafor's law candidate get that problem?
Na only ask you ask am? Even if you did, it is that "Yes, I had an infection" but if it is that "do you smell?" that is just a weird and stupidly naive question to ask a woman. What smells good for one person might smell bad for the other. The only way to know is to check for yourself, because that is what you'll be dealing with.

ipleddge:
Till 2054
I will bounce back

hahaha some mods dey craze ohhh when you don get grandchildren

Henrypraise:
Tink I av found a reason to cheat here.

My name is henrypraise n I am a serial cheat. I don't hope to stop now, I don't want to stop now, I only need excuses to giv.

Natasha2:


chai chai chai diarisgodooooooo [s]btw are you sure that tree is long? For all we know it could be shorter than my small finger[/s]

Natasha2:


Na so, so you lock the smell for your senses after all these years?



LordReed and coogar una don hijack this thread no be small.

Natasha2:


hahaha some mods dey craze ohhh when you don get grandchildren

coogar:


no vex!
time to get my coat.



the finger test is good but it's not absolute. some women don't ooze until the secretions start flowing out during their moments. a finger test might fail to reveal this but it's much much better than relying on word of mouth like lord reed is advocating.



lord reed sounds like a cünnilinguist - maybe he ate her box. christians measure premarital sėx with different yardsticks. to some of them, öral sėx & anäl sėx isn't premarital sex. only intercöurse counts for them as sėx.



women don't like talking about their age or weight and lord reed thinks to ask a sensitive question like that won't cop him a dirty slap?

LordReed:

It's not right to twist words to make a point. It was you who brought up the issue of no sex and you are twisting my words to say ask her if her couchie is smelly. If you cannot communicate with your fiance outside of bedroom gymnastics then I wonder what exactly you think marriage is about.

2buff:
Back to general thread topic. I notice a trend in NL, It has gotten to that point now where if you caution people of what MIGHT happen if they neglect certain things, they automatically start thinking that you are advocating the thing that might happen.

If you keep eating and don't exercise, do you get fat? Yes or no?
Does it mean the person who warns you about eating too much WANTS you to get fat?

If you keep delaying to seek help with genital smell issues, will it cause issues with your partner? Yes or No?
Does it mean the person who warns you about this WANTS you to have problems with your Union? Otherwise why the fawk would he create a thread and write a full epistle to warn you and help the ones who don't know start knowing...seeing as there really isn't that much content out there about these detailed things and how much they affect marriages?

Can you now see how silly a lot of you on this thread think?

crackhaus:

How do I convince and not confuse Natasha2?

lmao that one na small thing na, upload am here when I see it you'll take it off

LordReed:

2buff follow join na so we no hijack am na you dey form spectator.

I'm just seeing him

ipleddge:
Na lie,just a week...e pain den as i yab them

coogar:


there's nothing to communicate when it comes to her intimate secrets. i go there myself to find out if she's good to me. yet you wonder why these girls have a problem with you.....how can you even think of discussing the state of your woman's coochie? how wack is that?

coogar:
you should always expect to be attacked when you make threads that carry the truth like the gospel.

Natasha2:


lmao that one na small thing na, upload am here when I see it you'll take it off

LordReed:


LoL! Girls have problem with me? coogar now I know that you don't pay attention. I am MARRIED which girl's problem did I talk about again? LWKMD. And yes I discussed reproductive health with my then to be wife and we went and got ourselves tested for diseases so if you are reticent about discussing relevant issues I am not, not when my life is at stake.

crackhaus:

Hehehe...upload am here unto say who die na?

I no wan cause problem cos these women fit see the thing begin cu.m for wherever dem stand/siddon dey browse internet.

hahahaha na dead body die oya send am to me privately

Natasha2:
LordReed your wife is lucky to have you.

Coogar na bad guy