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Re: Why He Cheated: Your kitty Stinks by AdeniyiA(m): 7:03am On Dec 17, 2014
Idowuogbo:

I no no who send me message o, I used one of them vaginal scented soaps a while back ,come see as my small London swell up like say Mohammed Ali punch my toto grin.Never again! angry
chaiiiiii.....grin grin grin
this lady no go kill person for here o ,
badt gyal
Re: Why He Cheated: Your kitty Stinks by Truckpusher(m): 7:17am On Dec 17, 2014
Tashamania:


Haba, thought we were playing naa sad

OK, I'm sorry embarassed
cheesy
I didn't see this.
Life is too serious to be taking everything seriously. tongue

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Re: Why He Cheated: Your kitty Stinks by Nobody: 7:19am On Dec 17, 2014
veave:





Is that how you will keep sulking? It is not your fault that a good deed turned bad for you. Does it mean you will not do good tmao?

if it concern vjayjay, i won't do good, let other guys do the good, i love vajayjay too much to just let it go without due process
Re: Why He Cheated: Your kitty Stinks by Nobody: 7:24am On Dec 17, 2014
2buff:


That is why the smart girls better learn from this thread on their own like some wise ones are already doing before they lose good/honest blokes like you due to their own inability to handle critique.

No matter what they say to themselves, Females generally have ridiculously weak egos compared to guys. A man wouldn't skip out on a woman just because she tells him to go shower or use Deo and he will simply take it in stride cheesy.

Woman on the other hand go fit hang herself grin
Either way, most females will find it VERY hard remaining with the same man because they will feel they can no longer do yanga for him again. cheesy

grin grin, abi o and if them treat them self, you nor go see that vajayjay again, in fact, dem go flag you enemy. na another stupid guy dem go carry go give
Re: Why He Cheated: Your kitty Stinks by veave(f): 7:29am On Dec 17, 2014
donnypool:


if it concern vjayjay, i won't do good, let other guys do the good, i love vajayjay too much to just let it go without due process


Okay
Re: Why He Cheated: Your kitty Stinks by Truckpusher(m): 7:31am On Dec 17, 2014
donnypool:


grin grin oya fowl yansh have open
grin
The more you look the less you see cheesy
Re: Why He Cheated: Your kitty Stinks by Nobody: 8:29am On Dec 17, 2014
How many have cured your konji for 2days straight? grin
2buff:


I don't think you understand...it is virtually IMPOSSIBLE to perform under certain "atmospheric" conditions.
So there would just not be any point wasting time with it.

In fact, some smells can cure konji for 2 days straight with just one wiff lipsrsealed
Re: Why He Cheated: Your kitty Stinks by bukatyne(f): 9:14am On Dec 17, 2014
LordReed:
This as far as I am concerned is just another level of excuse for a man to get his cheating on. I mean for heaven's sake when you married her, her couchie was not smelling now that it is you don't act like a husband to know the details of why the couchie you've been enjoying is now smelling (it could be the sign of a serious infection detrimental to YOUR WIFE'S HEALTH) and help look for solution instead you want to run around like it doesn't concern you. Only foolish husbands behave so senselessly. "I told her now" is the cry of a juvenile.
Some peeps will soon start cheating because their wives don't make dinner early

And these are the leaders of the home?

Pity

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Re: Why He Cheated: Your kitty Stinks by bukatyne(f): 9:22am On Dec 17, 2014
LordReed:


I cannot believe that a married woman whose couchie was not smelling before encounters such a thing and decides to be nonchalant about it and compounds it with being abrasive to her husband's concern.

2buff you are not married so what experience are you going by? My experience has lead me to what I wrote so call it self righteous if you will.


@bolded:

LOL!
Re: Why He Cheated: Your kitty Stinks by Natasha2(f): 9:57am On Dec 17, 2014
ipleddge:
Lol...jss3 students preparing for junior don't go for holiday

preparing for junior?? Wetin be junior??
Re: Why He Cheated: Your kitty Stinks by ipleddge: 10:05am On Dec 17, 2014
Natasha2:


preparing for junior?? Wetin be junior??
Junior waec
Re: Why He Cheated: Your kitty Stinks by LordReed(m): 12:43pm On Dec 17, 2014
bukatyne:

Some peeps will soon start cheating because their wives don't make dinner early

And these are the leaders of the home?

Pity

It is always a pity to see people use fixable problems as an excuse to cheat.

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Re: Why He Cheated: Your kitty Stinks by LordReed(m): 12:47pm On Dec 17, 2014
bukatyne:



@bolded:

LOL!


Why you dey laugh na?
Re: Why He Cheated: Your kitty Stinks by coogar: 1:56pm On Dec 17, 2014
LordReed:


It is always a pity to see people use fixable problems as an excuse to cheat.

what's fixable about a pungent odour?

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Re: Why He Cheated: Your kitty Stinks by LordReed(m): 2:17pm On Dec 17, 2014
coogar:


what's fixable about a pungent odour?

Treatment for infection based odors, proper hygiene for heavy body musk. Haba no be you dey advise how to clean the couchie?
Re: Why He Cheated: Your kitty Stinks by coogar: 2:25pm On Dec 17, 2014
LordReed:


Treatment for infection based odors, proper hygiene for heavy body musk. Haba no be you dey advise how to clean the couchie?

the pungent smell is in-born for some people. TMA in some women is caused by metabolic derangement. in cases like this, there's no solution. it's a chemical imbalance from birth.
Re: Why He Cheated: Your kitty Stinks by LordReed(m): 2:35pm On Dec 17, 2014
coogar:


the pungent smell is in-born for some people. TMA in some women is caused by metabolic derangement. in cases like this, there's no solution. it's a chemical imbalance from birth.

In which case the man should have known about it before getting married.

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Re: Why He Cheated: Your kitty Stinks by coogar: 2:43pm On Dec 17, 2014
LordReed:


In which case the man should have known about it before getting married.

how would he know?
churches preach against premarital sëx - what's a brother to do if the woman insists on no sex? rapë her or make an appeal to her to sniff her coochie? grin

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Re: Why He Cheated: Your kitty Stinks by bukatyne(f): 2:46pm On Dec 17, 2014
LordReed:


Why you dey laugh na?

The bolded sentence na grin
Re: Why He Cheated: Your kitty Stinks by bukatyne(f): 2:47pm On Dec 17, 2014
LordReed:


It is always a pity to see people use fixable problems as an excuse to cheat.

Well Well
Re: Why He Cheated: Your kitty Stinks by LordReed(m): 2:51pm On Dec 17, 2014
coogar:


how would he know?
churches preach against premarital sëx - what's a brother to do if the woman insists on no sex? rapë her or make an appeal to her to sniff her coochie? grin

Disclosure, you need to ask a woman you are going to marry this question, "is there anything about you that if I find out about after marriage which can cause me to leave you?". Marriage is not a joke ask serious questions.

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Re: Why He Cheated: Your kitty Stinks by ochon: 2:57pm On Dec 17, 2014
LordReed:
This as far as I am concerned is just another level of excuse for a man to get his cheating on. I mean for heaven's sake when you married her, her couchie was not smelling now that it is you don't act like a husband to know the details of why the couchie you've been enjoying is now smelling (it could be the sign of a serious infection detrimental to YOUR WIFE'S HEALTH) and help look for solution instead you want to run around like it doesn't concern you. Only foolish husbands behave so senselessly. "I told her now" is the cry of a juvenile.

God bless you!!
Re: Why He Cheated: Your kitty Stinks by Nobody: 2:57pm On Dec 17, 2014
Hahahahahahahaha. What a joke!! I'm glad my sisters have done justice to this thread. In other words, the Op is telling women to cheat if their husbands have smelly blokoses. kmt.

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Re: Why He Cheated: Your kitty Stinks by coogar: 3:00pm On Dec 17, 2014
LordReed:


Disclosure, you need to ask a woman you are going to marry this question, "is there anything about you that if I find out about after marriage which can cause me to leave you?". Marriage is not a joke ask serious questions.

and you somehow think any woman would tell you about her fish odour when marriage is at stake? grin cheesy

trust me, you are the funniest man i know. grin

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Re: Why He Cheated: Your kitty Stinks by LordReed(m): 3:11pm On Dec 17, 2014
coogar:


and you somehow think any woman would tell you about her fish odour? grin cheesy

trust me, you are the funniest man i know. grin

I expect her to if she is serious about marrying the man. This is a life altering step why would you hold back on something like that? I may be funny but I asked my wife the same question and others like it earnestly. If there is any special thing about you capable of sowing discord you better own up before marriage, as the saying goes broken courtship is better than broken marriage.

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Re: Why He Cheated: Your kitty Stinks by Henrypraise: 3:12pm On Dec 17, 2014
Tink I av found a reason to cheat here.

My name is henrypraise n I am a serial cheat. I don't hope to stop now, I don't want to stop now, I only need excuses to giv. grin
Re: Why He Cheated: Your kitty Stinks by Nobody: 3:12pm On Dec 17, 2014
coogar:


and you somehow think any woman would tell you about her fish odour when marriage is at stake? grin cheesy

trust me, you are the funniest man i know. grin

No mind this my brother. grin
As a pastor, He doesn't know how to say that the only sure way is to hammer premaritaly. cheesy
Re: Why He Cheated: Your kitty Stinks by Nobody: 3:15pm On Dec 17, 2014
LordReed:


I expect her to if she is serious about marrying the man. This is a life altering step why would you hold back on something like that? I may be funny but I asked my wife the same question and others like it earnestly. If there is any special thing about you capable of sowing discord you better own up before marriage, as the saying goes broken courtship is better than broken marriage.

Guy, that is a matter of perspective. She can simply say, to her, there is no smell.
You're just being overly naive at this point.

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Re: Why He Cheated: Your kitty Stinks by LordReed(m): 3:17pm On Dec 17, 2014
ochon:


God bless you!!

Amen.
Re: Why He Cheated: Your kitty Stinks by coogar: 3:21pm On Dec 17, 2014
LordReed:

I expect her to if she is serious about marrying the man. This is a life altering step why would you hold back on something like that? I may be funny but I asked my wife the same question and others like it earnestly.

many of these chics don't even know they smell. sex is what mostly brings the malodorous secretions & if she's not having sëx, how would she know? so how do you ask a girl?

"sally, does your coochie smell like fish?" grin


If there is any special thing about you capable of sowing discord you better own up before marriage, as the saying goes broken courtship is better than broken marriage.

women lie about the number of exes they have had, they lie about virginity, age, weight, etc and you really expect a woman desperate to get married to tell you she's got a tilapia fish odour in her coochie? grin

biko, you should try standup comedy. cheesy

2buff:

No mind this my brother. grin
As a pastor, He doesn't know how to say that the only sure way is to hammer premaritaly. cheesy

this is why bornagain christians have the highest rate of divorce. in this world of sin, they want to do everything by faith. if we live in an even world where everyone is honest then fair play!

however, we live in a world where 80% are selfish and will lie to vantage over the others. this is why all sorts of men with bad character get into church, pretend for few weeks and get themselves a very decent woman.

the retired prostïtutes & ex club girls also pretend for few weeks to get decent men. within few months in the marriage, the mask wears off and they belatedly realise they married the wrong person from the outset.
Re: Why He Cheated: Your kitty Stinks by remsonik(f): 3:24pm On Dec 17, 2014
I decided to skip this thread but I couldn't, Men will keep looking for excuses to cheat because some of them are pigs

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Re: Why He Cheated: Your kitty Stinks by LordReed(m): 3:26pm On Dec 17, 2014
2buff:


Guy, that is a matter of perspective. She can simply say, to her, there is no smell.
You're just being overly naive at this point.

I don't know what you and coogar expect from a woman you want to marry but I believe you'd want honesty and open communication. If you are considering marrying a woman reticent about discussing some of these intimate details then I wonder at your communication skills and your choice of life partner. I mean would you rather prefer discovering your wife has heavy debts or is a porn star after marriage? What is far fetched in sitting down and having a heart to heart with her, laying the cards bare?

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