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Re: Why He Cheated: Your kitty Stinks by LordReed(m): 11:10pm On Dec 16, 2014
2buff:


Coogar don already ask you.
Wetin happen?

She was playing left field with an ex. I was gonna forgive her and move on but her attitude began to suck I had to reevaluate. I am glad I did, I ended up marrying a sweet woman.

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Re: Why He Cheated: Your kitty Stinks by coogar: 11:14pm On Dec 16, 2014
LordReed:


She was playing left field with an ex. I was gonna forgive her and move on but her attitude began to suck I had to reevaluate. I am glad I did, I ended up marrying a sweet woman.

can you imagine?
that's some serious okafor's law in play. an ex is an ex for a reason. if she's not over him, why break up in the first place?

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Re: Why He Cheated: Your kitty Stinks by Nobody: 11:15pm On Dec 16, 2014
LordReed:


I don't know what to say to such but as a husband I think I will compel her to go to see a GYN. Women can usually be psyched into doing things they know is to their benefit.

Not when she keeps reading shiit like this
http://louisaleontiades.com/vagina-smells-shame/ focused on accepting the smell and written by confused feminists in an attempt to justify thier universal laziness.

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Re: Why He Cheated: Your kitty Stinks by Nobody: 11:17pm On Dec 16, 2014
coogar:


can you imagine?
that's some serious okafor's law in play. an ex is an ex for a reason. if she's not over him, why break up in the first place?

Hence the stench most likely...

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Re: Why He Cheated: Your kitty Stinks by ipleddge: 11:17pm On Dec 16, 2014
coogar:


errrrrrr,
who are you? cheesy



tell us what happened?
what was her behaviour & what prompted you to break up with her?
I am me,check d post on front page,father Christmas with ikebe if it makes anysense
Re: Why He Cheated: Your kitty Stinks by freecocoa(f): 11:19pm On Dec 16, 2014
You go fear pusssy thread na, this 2buff na case sha.

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Re: Why He Cheated: Your kitty Stinks by Natasha2(f): 11:19pm On Dec 16, 2014
coogar:


the other parts of your body aren't self-cleansing. you shouldn't forget that bit. your creator has designed it well. it's acidic - when other chemicals get into it, they may increase the PH level & that is when funky smell oozes out.

water & your 2 hands should be enough.

yeah true, I'll try to remember that. Thanks a lot.
Re: Why He Cheated: Your kitty Stinks by coogar: 11:21pm On Dec 16, 2014
2buff:


Not when she keeps reading shiit like this
http://louisaleontiades.com/vagina-smells-shame/ focused on accepting the smell and written by confused feminists in an attempt to justify thier universal laziness.

that woman is a crazy woman jare.
she wants to rewrite the laws of nature - came across her months back on huffington post. isn't she in an open marriage/polyamory? she lives with about 5 different men in the same house & they take turns to shäg her. grin

2buff:

Hence the stench most likely...

of course....
who knows the kinda infection the ex has got in his system. he transfers to the girl & the girls transfers to lordreed. grin

Natasha2:

yeah true, I'll try to remember that. Thanks a lot.

you're welcome cheesy

ipleddge:
I am me,check d post on front page,father Christmas with ikebe if it makes anysense

i dunno what you talking about.....
Re: Why He Cheated: Your kitty Stinks by LordReed(m): 11:22pm On Dec 16, 2014
2buff:


Not when she keeps reading shiit like this
http://louisaleontiades.com/vagina-smells-shame/ focused on accepting the smell and written by confused feminists in an attempt to justify thier universal laziness.

It is true that the vagina does smell but not that fishy smell. Fishy Smell = BAD! So if a woman says she has natural odour as long as it is not that fishy smell maybe all she needs is a regular bath or a bath after strenuous activity.

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Re: Why He Cheated: Your kitty Stinks by freecocoa(f): 11:22pm On Dec 16, 2014
Idowuogbo:
Hian! All dis products una dey use na hin dey make moSt babes catch infection o. Use a non-scented soap and H20!!! All dis perfume u guys are going about sef, do you house dead bodies in ya punnie? lipsrsealed
Folks don't know this and it's a shame, but seriously twinnie, some girls vajayjay dey boom, guys dey try sha.

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Re: Why He Cheated: Your kitty Stinks by Natasha2(f): 11:23pm On Dec 16, 2014
ipleddge:
I am me,check d post on front page,father Christmas with ikebe if it makes anysense

[size=20pt]buahahahahahahahahahahahaha [/size] this news of your ban sweet me I no go lie, so funny.



Okay on a serious note, that topic got me angryyyy like WTF front page is now a waste bin my dear I gatz to cancel it oh, grin I no want ban
Re: Why He Cheated: Your kitty Stinks by Idowuogbo(f): 11:27pm On Dec 16, 2014
freecocoa:
Folks don't know this and it's a shame, but seriously twinnie, some girls vajayjay dey boom, guys dey try sha.
lmaooo @ boom

Guys dey gbench den kian babes? shocked shocked Omo dat kian guy na one nasty moda^@&%
Re: Why He Cheated: Your kitty Stinks by LordReed(m): 11:29pm On Dec 16, 2014
coogar:





of course....
who knows the kinda infection the ex has got in his system. he transfers to the girl & the girls transfers to lordreed.

Thank God that didn't happen, had myself checked out for the full spectrum.

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Re: Why He Cheated: Your kitty Stinks by LordReed(m): 11:31pm On Dec 16, 2014
coogar:


can you imagine?
that's some serious okafor's law in play. an ex is an ex for a reason. if she's not over him, why break up in the first place?

I don't understand it myself. I have tried to get back with exes but I never seem to be able to.
Re: Why He Cheated: Your kitty Stinks by freecocoa(f): 11:31pm On Dec 16, 2014
Idowuogbo:

lmaooo @ boom

Guys dey gbench den kian babes? shocked shocked Omo dat kian guy na one nasty moda^@&%
Dey there na, most guys go gbench any woman wey open for them, no be guys dey give mad women belle ni?

Even OP wey dey here dey make noise is guilty. undecided

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Re: Why He Cheated: Your kitty Stinks by Natasha2(f): 11:34pm On Dec 16, 2014
freecocoa I sight you grin longest time.
Re: Why He Cheated: Your kitty Stinks by freecocoa(f): 11:36pm On Dec 16, 2014
coogar:


wash the surface, not inside.
i have been told some naija babes just pour ariel or klin powder on their palms and throw it inside. cheesy

only the surface should be washed with a non-scented soap. warm water + brief washing and that should be fine. you women should help your partners to help you. grin
Minister of Toto affairs, I hail o.cheesy

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Re: Why He Cheated: Your kitty Stinks by Idowuogbo(f): 11:36pm On Dec 16, 2014
freecocoa:
dey there na, most guys go gbench any woman wey open for them, no be guys dey give mad women belle ni?

Even OP wey dey here dey make noise is guilty. undecided
Those ones are ill na...no right-minded person will go shoki-ng a mad woman. Infact, i can bet my g-string them ones dey action am cus dem babalawo don table instructions.
Re: Why He Cheated: Your kitty Stinks by freecocoa(f): 11:38pm On Dec 16, 2014
Natasha2:
freecocoa I sight you grin longest time.
My darling, how you dey na? I'm just observing the debate, 2buff wants to make the world a better place and his first point of call na toto matter, ngwanu make we dey observe na grin.

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Re: Why He Cheated: Your kitty Stinks by Nobody: 11:39pm On Dec 16, 2014
freecocoa:
Dey there na, most guys go gbench any woman wey open for them, no be guys dey give mad women belle ni?

Even OP wey dey here dey make noise is guilty. undecided

If I dey guilty I no for create this kain thread.
I repeat, It is IMPOSSIBLE to perform under certain atmospheric conditions.

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Re: Why He Cheated: Your kitty Stinks by freecocoa(f): 11:41pm On Dec 16, 2014
Idowuogbo:

Those ones are ill na...no right-minded person will go shoki-ng a mad woman. Infact, i can bet my g-string them ones dey action am cus dem babalawo don table instructions.
You may be right sha but babe eh, you know say some guys senses dey totally comot when junior stand at attention, them no go fit come use their heads again.

Eyes have not seen, ears have not heard wetin toto go cause for this world, it is well. undecided

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Re: Why He Cheated: Your kitty Stinks by freecocoa(f): 11:42pm On Dec 16, 2014
2buff:


If I dey guilty I no for create this kain thread.
I repeat, It is IMPOSSIBLE to perform under certain atmospheric conditions.
Who we go ask?

For you to create this thread means, you've encountered such a puchy before, how did you play it?
Re: Why He Cheated: Your kitty Stinks by Natasha2(f): 11:45pm On Dec 16, 2014
freecocoa:
My darling, how you dey na? I'm just observing the debate, 2buff wants to make the world a better place and his first point of call na toto matter, ngwanu make we dey observe na grin.

Lol I'm good oh missed you and your wahala grin

Free 2buff oh the guy is in the spirit.
Re: Why He Cheated: Your kitty Stinks by ipleddge: 11:46pm On Dec 16, 2014
Natasha2:


[size=20pt]buahahahahahahahahahahahaha [/size] this news of your ban sweet me I no go lie, so funny.



Okay on a serious note, that topic got me angryyyy like WTF front page is now a waste bin my dear I gatz to cancel it oh, grin I no want ban
Me I no send them,I go still tab them,so u happy as dey ban me grin
Re: Why He Cheated: Your kitty Stinks by coogar: 11:47pm On Dec 16, 2014
freecocoa:
Minister of Toto affairs, I hail o.cheesy

that's badosky, not me

LordReed:

I don't understand it myself. I have tried to get back with exes but I never seem to be able to.

nkechi's law nor dey catch you?
Re: Why He Cheated: Your kitty Stinks by Idowuogbo(f): 11:48pm On Dec 16, 2014
freecocoa:
You may be right sha but babe eh, you know say some guys senses dey totally comot when junior stand at attention, them no go fit come use their heads again.

Eyes have not seen, ears have not heard wetin toto go cause for this world, it is well. undecided
TruE... guys like 190 eh? That one fit shoki dead fowl grin grin grin

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Re: Why He Cheated: Your kitty Stinks by freecocoa(f): 11:48pm On Dec 16, 2014
Natasha2:


Lol I'm good oh missed you and your wahala grin

Free 2buff oh the guy is in the spirit.
I missed you more sweets, I'm born-again now o, no more wahala, I'm very gently now, ya know wink.

No mind 2buff jor, the girl he wants to do no gree am, him come dey tell himself say her kinikon dey smell as consolation, that's why he opened this thread.

Ehen what of that ya backyard brother, what's that his name again?
Re: Why He Cheated: Your kitty Stinks by Nobody: 11:48pm On Dec 16, 2014
freecocoa:
Who we go ask?

For you to create this thread means, you've encountered such a puchy before, how did you play it?

The last one was a very long time ago.
The girl fine die, but all she did was UnCloth like dis, na ein the whole room just change.
I no just understand wetin dey happen. It was a very neuro-chemical automatic something like that.
My guy wey dey stand before just weak. I no fit breathe.
I dey ask myself how pesin fit leave house come guy house when she dey smell like this. The thing no jus make sense.

I told her I wasn't feeling it anymore and escorted her out.
That stench cured me of konji for 2 days straight, after which I gave my life to Christ angry

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Re: Why He Cheated: Your kitty Stinks by LordReed(m): 11:50pm On Dec 16, 2014
coogar:


that's badosky, not me



nkechi's law nor dey catch you?


Once dey be abi? Not really, I have moved on I have moved on, no need rehashing old stuff. Not that I hate them but emotions have changed and I am probably seeing someone else.
Re: Why He Cheated: Your kitty Stinks by freecocoa(f): 11:52pm On Dec 16, 2014
2buff:


The last one was a long time ago.
The girl fine die, but all she did was UnCloth like dis, na ein the whole room just change.
I no just understand wetin dey happen. It was a very neuro-chemical automatic something like that.
My guy wey dey stand before just weak. I no fit breathe.
I dey ask myself how pesin fit leave house come guy house when she dey smell like this. The thing no jus make sense.

I told her I wasn't feeling it anymore and escorted her out.
That stench cured me of konji for 2 days straight, after which I gave my life to Christ angry
Chai grin grin grin.

So you couldn't even help her? You just drove her out? That's cold man sad.

How did she feel when junior took an unexpected fall and you saying you didn't feel it no more?

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Re: Why He Cheated: Your kitty Stinks by freecocoa(f): 11:53pm On Dec 16, 2014
Idowuogbo:

TruE... guys like 190 eh? That one fit shoki dead fowl grin grin grin
grin grin grin.

I dey tell you o.
Re: Why He Cheated: Your kitty Stinks by coogar: 11:55pm On Dec 16, 2014
LordReed:


Once dey be abi? Not really, I have moved on I have moved on, no need rehashing old stuff. Not that I hate them but emotions have changed and I am probably seeing someone else.

don't underestimate nkechi's law.
some exes know the exact button to press to get you interested. cheesy grin they will tell you it's just one last lay & you would be convinced.

haven't you heard of the horrible trend in naija - babes sleeping with their ex one last time shortly before their marriage? how do you think they are pulling it off if not by the power of nkechi's law? grin

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