dechandel:
Bros i dey hail o.
How your marra be? Wetin you wan make we run??


I dont think i like being a boy

dechandel:
Why you come put your status for lowkey na? Your payday never reach?

Truckpusher:
Omo! bone that thing ,nothing dey happen.

Wether boy or girl okro must jump.

I no fit shout untop mama Efe mata - You dey feel me so?

So wetin dey confuse your gender like this na? gimme the full gist.

Omo yeeeeeh
Bros abeg na waffi blood you dey carry so?
I dey feel you die o. Make i no lie


Abeg fashi matter. I am no more confused

DeeBoiyy:
naim sure pass lately o.

Payday ko creditday ni

I dey see your transformation processes. Na me go pay for your gender reassignment surgery

You no lie o
Na flatkey sure pass now o


I wan make my name enter Nl book of records ni.. E bad??

dechandel:
You no lie o
Na flatkey sure pass now o


I wan make my name enter Nl book of records ni.. E bad??

DeeBoiyy:
na the 411 be that?

E no go bad sha. Book of records for good thing or bad one?

See question na
So guiness book dey check whether something bad before them go talk say na record

lovespyc007:
am sorry bout dat dearie though I gat my eyes on u cos u r pretty cool

dechandel:
Omo yeeeeeh
Bros abeg na waffi blood you dey carry so?
I dey feel you die o. Make i no lie


Abeg fashi matter. I am no more confused

classicB:

But you said no guy will see your pant until he pays d bride price. The only thing I do is to look good

rubey:


And who says he will see my pants

Truckpusher:
No wahala sha - Waffi follow but no be by blood.
Oya na since you dun tell me say you no confuse again make I free you, leave mata for matthias before dem go shout awoko for my head because ayokoma no fit pay at all.

dechandel:
LOL
Ok.. Now i don confuse for this your waffi grammar o.
Calm down o. Me be learner for that side o

himkers:
Another counter thread?? These kids sure do have time

rubey:
The only thing I do whenever I am going to my bf's house is:
Plan to sleep over

rubey:
The only thing I do whenever I am going to my bf's house is:
Plan to sleep over

Midehi:

where did u get my pretty cool cos my pics is nt der

classicB:

But you said no guy will see your pant until he pays d bride price. The only thing I do is to look good

lovespyc007:
I dnt hv 2 see ur pics 2 knw u r cool jst 4rm ur countenance or r u sayin am wrong?

FotherMucker:
10 reasons why we have lists of 10 reasons for everything on nairaland

1. People want attention

2. People are incredibly lazy

3. They want likes from the opposite (or opposing) sex

4. No new buhari scandal to post, or FFK never credit account yet

5. They just got free 10mb and its not enough to watch online p0rn, so they make lists

6. They want to make front page

7. Unemployment

8. Nairaland mods are too lethargic to properly police the site so everyone does whatever they want

9. Celebs are yet to post new vanity selfies doing unbelievably banal things like taking a sh1t or just staring into space.

10. Posting in nairaland is free


And by the way, all 10 reasons above are why i posted this.

simplemach:
They keep all the money on them at home,
Come hungry,
Make their hair look rough,
Keep their good fones and come with the problematic ones,
Chatter a whole keke expecting that you pay when they arrive.
E.t.c.

rubey:
The only thing I do whenever I am going to my bf's house is:
Plan to sleep over

Cutehector4u:
And they forget to cary postinor

rubey:
The only thing I do whenever I am going to my bf's house is:
Plan to sleep over