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Re: Funny Symptoms That You Are "Due" To Go Get Yourself A Wife! by obekah(m): 8:38am On Jan 26, 2015 |
[quote author=emusmith post=30136358][/quote] Lie !! Nt true... |
Re: Funny Symptoms That You Are "Due" To Go Get Yourself A Wife! by Nobody: 8:39am On Jan 26, 2015 |
OP. Am a hell of a cook. I cook beta dan most ladies I know. I was raised with house chores so doing dem kinda exites me cos I love a neat environment. It doesnt apply to every bachelor cos a lady's cooking or house chores hardly impresses me cos dis are tins I do wella, except when am just too tired to lift a needle. |
Re: Funny Symptoms That You Are "Due" To Go Get Yourself A Wife! by kazzamaks28(f): 8:41am On Jan 26, 2015 |
Bloody Anambara manchelour,u go old,I marry since 26 to d woman of my dreams,ibo mallam. kayciano: |
Re: Funny Symptoms That You Are "Due" To Go Get Yourself A Wife! by condralbede(m): 8:44am On Jan 26, 2015 |
gonna those days when I do cut my hard while slicing vegetables or onions,nah me dey cheat market women self if I won go buy food stuffs, op blve me ,wen u taste my delicacy nah die.ur post is quite funny but some of them don't count @all. And am not getting younger @all my parents r On my neck. Some many girlfriends but few wives,..... am yet to see one!! |
Re: Funny Symptoms That You Are "Due" To Go Get Yourself A Wife! by Nobody: 8:44am On Jan 26, 2015 |
bejeria101: Should I call you "lazy" for not reading the conclusion of the thread? |
Re: Funny Symptoms That You Are "Due" To Go Get Yourself A Wife! by Nobody: 8:45am On Jan 26, 2015 |
prince3009: Sincere guy |
Re: Funny Symptoms That You Are "Due" To Go Get Yourself A Wife! by Nobody: 8:46am On Jan 26, 2015 |
obongproff: LoL.... Read the conclusive part of my thread |
Re: Funny Symptoms That You Are "Due" To Go Get Yourself A Wife! by Nobody: 8:47am On Jan 26, 2015 |
condralbede: So you can Cook? |
Re: Funny Symptoms That You Are "Due" To Go Get Yourself A Wife! by Nobody: 8:50am On Jan 26, 2015 |
Herzumpther: Yea, I know... What can we do? Work, read, eat, write and sleep... |
Re: Funny Symptoms That You Are "Due" To Go Get Yourself A Wife! by Olanireti(m): 8:50am On Jan 26, 2015 |
Am guilty of all. But money first before marriage |
Re: Funny Symptoms That You Are "Due" To Go Get Yourself A Wife! by Nobody: 8:50am On Jan 26, 2015 |
phiszo: I dey tell you... 1 Like |
Re: Funny Symptoms That You Are "Due" To Go Get Yourself A Wife! by condralbede(m): 8:51am On Jan 26, 2015 |
emusmith:Its part of my hobby..... |
Re: Funny Symptoms That You Are "Due" To Go Get Yourself A Wife! by merits(m): 8:51am On Jan 26, 2015 |
[quote author=emusmith post=30136358][/quote]u get it all wrong broo! |
Re: Funny Symptoms That You Are "Due" To Go Get Yourself A Wife! by Nobody: 8:51am On Jan 26, 2015 |
huptin: Yea... but I don't pray to... at least let it positive |
Re: Funny Symptoms That You Are "Due" To Go Get Yourself A Wife! by Nobody: 8:52am On Jan 26, 2015 |
merits: Thanks anyway |
Re: Funny Symptoms That You Are "Due" To Go Get Yourself A Wife! by Korrection(m): 8:53am On Jan 26, 2015 |
Im a good cook and number 6 is talking about me...im having a problem marrying because women everywhere but very hard to get a wife....saw a lady at a supermarket..damn she was what I'm looking for in a woman ...dark...long natural hair..small okpolo eye...tall...and has a real womans shape...but I couldnt talk..cos my heart flew away..shame. 1 Like |
Re: Funny Symptoms That You Are "Due" To Go Get Yourself A Wife! by Ritus(f): 8:53am On Jan 26, 2015 |
Get urself a wife or rather learn hw to do some household works includin d cookin aspect |
Re: Funny Symptoms That You Are "Due" To Go Get Yourself A Wife! by Nobody: 8:54am On Jan 26, 2015 |
adewasco2k: Sometimes, NEPA refuses to supply power and it gets spoilt... how long will you keep warming and warming soup ? lol ... mehn!! |
Re: Funny Symptoms That You Are "Due" To Go Get Yourself A Wife! by Nobody: 8:54am On Jan 26, 2015 |
emusmith:OK o. |
Re: Funny Symptoms That You Are "Due" To Go Get Yourself A Wife! by Nobody: 8:55am On Jan 26, 2015 |
Herzumpther: Enjoying it while stocks last |
Re: Funny Symptoms That You Are "Due" To Go Get Yourself A Wife! by Nobody: 8:55am On Jan 26, 2015 |
naijaboiy:Before kwanu? Your mate for monkey never become gr8 grand pa's. Hahaha! Me to i've experienced them tire. |
Re: Funny Symptoms That You Are "Due" To Go Get Yourself A Wife! by Nobody: 8:59am On Jan 26, 2015 |
Olanireti: I think you've got a point! |
Re: Funny Symptoms That You Are "Due" To Go Get Yourself A Wife! by Nobody: 8:59am On Jan 26, 2015 |
emusmith:Lol. |
Re: Funny Symptoms That You Are "Due" To Go Get Yourself A Wife! by MizMyColi(f): 9:01am On Jan 26, 2015 |
Tymax: Okay You're mature. Noted. |
Re: Funny Symptoms That You Are "Due" To Go Get Yourself A Wife! by Nobody: 9:04am On Jan 26, 2015 |
Herzumpther: About the "Enjoying" part...it's not enjoyable o... Sometimes, it's kinda kinda "torturing" lemmie change the word...." boring" You get tired to read and work sometimes... GFM |
Re: Funny Symptoms That You Are "Due" To Go Get Yourself A Wife! by optimusprime2(m): 9:08am On Jan 26, 2015 |
lol I experienced 5,6, & 7 |
Re: Funny Symptoms That You Are "Due" To Go Get Yourself A Wife! by Nobody: 9:08am On Jan 26, 2015 |
MizMyColi: Good reply... it's even the "mature" ones that are usually found guilty in these areas... 1 Like |
Re: Funny Symptoms That You Are "Due" To Go Get Yourself A Wife! by Tymax(m): 9:09am On Jan 26, 2015 |
MizMyColi:Hey! If not for my new year resolution ennnn. Good morning my runaway friend. 1 Like |
Re: Funny Symptoms That You Are "Due" To Go Get Yourself A Wife! by Nobody: 9:09am On Jan 26, 2015 |
emusmith:Go get married na |
Re: Funny Symptoms That You Are "Due" To Go Get Yourself A Wife! by Tymax(m): 9:10am On Jan 26, 2015 |
emusmith:Honestly, I doubt if you realize that I wrote "peculiar". |
Re: Funny Symptoms That You Are "Due" To Go Get Yourself A Wife! by Nobody: 9:11am On Jan 26, 2015 |
condralbede: I need that as a hobby o... I cook very well but mostly under good conditions: there should be power at least... |
Re: Funny Symptoms That You Are "Due" To Go Get Yourself A Wife! by Nobody: 9:12am On Jan 26, 2015 |
Tymax:k |
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