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Re: What's The Funniest Thing You've Experienced Inside An Examination Hall? by daben1(m): 1:28pm On Apr 23, 2015 |
Daizyyyy:hmmmm babe!! Talk true o, you promise am B..J!! 3 Likes |
Re: What's The Funniest Thing You've Experienced Inside An Examination Hall? by 2ru9jaman: 1:29pm On Apr 23, 2015 |
I read and study all tru the previous night, only to doze and dream while writing inside the exam hall. i have to rise up several times to shake off the sleep. In my secondary school day, during Waec/ssce I was busy answering my question on geograghy (map reading section). My geograghy tutor came to misled confused on what i did, when it remained 20mins to submission. My teacher return back to informed me that what I did earlier and i had cancelled was correct, on hearing this hot urine forcefully oozed out, to avoid embarrassment I held my prick and ran out of exam hall without permission. Thank God I have credit in the paper. 12 Likes 1 Share |
Re: What's The Funniest Thing You've Experienced Inside An Examination Hall? by Nobody: 1:29pm On Apr 23, 2015 |
W**d help me a lot during skul days cus I don't used to notice if there is anyone supervising even d odour that came out of my mouth scared other student talkless of the lecture. Na burn 'em |
Re: What's The Funniest Thing You've Experienced Inside An Examination Hall? by mikaj(m): 1:29pm On Apr 23, 2015 |
Can't really remember when but there was these paper back in uni during exam I was writing. I got told to go submit by one devil like that because one ju boy no sabi copy without them catching him. anyway we were both told to go submit and I was still in question 2 out of 6 questions. After trying to beg, the devil told mi he was gonna tear our answer booklet if we don't leave the hall. I went out, waited for 5mins, and entered the hall. Went straight to where the devil dropped our booklets, took mine and started moving round the hall just to avoid the devil. there are about 500 sits in the hall but I could swear I sat on almost 200 avoiding that devil. Anyway another lecturer saw me and said are u not the one that got told to go out. I just went to submit before that devil would notice. Got a B though in the 3unit course. 11 Likes 2 Shares |
Re: What's The Funniest Thing You've Experienced Inside An Examination Hall? by Chuksgeo: 1:30pm On Apr 23, 2015 |
When we were writing first semester exams in fourth year. We shared the exam hall with 200 level students of our department. During the exams one. Akpo lecturer came beside me and was busy running errands for one fine 200 level chick wey dey beside me, he would go and and scout for answers from other bright students and then come and and give this babe. The man was not even ashamed or afraid that we(400 level) studets around there noticed exactly how a servant he was to the girl. The thing wey pain me pass be say this man is a very strict, wicked and Sadist lecture. 7 Likes |
Re: What's The Funniest Thing You've Experienced Inside An Examination Hall? by minimoha: 1:31pm On Apr 23, 2015 |
math method na 200level course for lasu o...trust me na die, ontop lecturers wey no cum class dem go stil tel u say i taught u this 7 Likes 1 Share |
Re: What's The Funniest Thing You've Experienced Inside An Examination Hall? by staymore: 1:34pm On Apr 23, 2015 |
chinex276:Bad boy, you would have written your experience as the answer to the question. 2 Likes |
Re: What's The Funniest Thing You've Experienced Inside An Examination Hall? by Thomsyne(m): 1:36pm On Apr 23, 2015 |
Dammytrager:bro... what set... I'm 13/14 1 Like |
Re: What's The Funniest Thing You've Experienced Inside An Examination Hall? by soleexx(m): 1:39pm On Apr 23, 2015 |
In an exam hall...pretty hard course...a guy called me to help him transfer a micro-ship to his friend...his alredy tru with it...so he said guy pls help me give dat guy beside u...I collect d chip...and I start downloadin it..d guy be like are u okay? Transfer it naw...I just luk ham like mumu come collct it naw...maybe I no pay skol fees.... 37 Likes 8 Shares |
Re: What's The Funniest Thing You've Experienced Inside An Examination Hall? by tunnary(m): 1:39pm On Apr 23, 2015 |
Jarus:LMAO |
Re: What's The Funniest Thing You've Experienced Inside An Examination Hall? by DahtzFestjayz: 1:39pm On Apr 23, 2015 |
Mine was in Jss2, copied a letter from seat mate. Topic: End with One Bitten, Twice Shy. *See flogging* I never forget that Awkard day. |
Re: What's The Funniest Thing You've Experienced Inside An Examination Hall? by Rhemmymatician(m): 1:39pm On Apr 23, 2015 |
1. Did anybody else notice that most of this funny events are in maths exams? 2. In 200level I had MTS211 (Linear Algebra) the previous day instead of reading, I was on the football field all day and watch movies all night till 2 am, and then I picked my book and hoped to cram all the theorems in 3 hours. At the end of the day I got to the exam hall, I got my question paper and as sure as day follows night, I didn't know the answer to ANY question in the sheet. Anyway after moping around and not seeing anywhere to copy, I decide to use my time judiciously, na so I sleep o, I woke an hour after and went to submit. As I come outside my people dey hail me say now now I don finish maths exam now now. Bottom line: I failed the course. 12 Likes 1 Share |
Re: What's The Funniest Thing You've Experienced Inside An Examination Hall? by Equado(m): 1:40pm On Apr 23, 2015 |
tellwisdom:this wouldn't be funny if I didn't graduate 6 Likes |
Re: What's The Funniest Thing You've Experienced Inside An Examination Hall? by freecocoa(f): 1:44pm On Apr 23, 2015 |
shamecurls:This is fecking hilarious. If I were the invigilator, I'd just laugh it off. 2 Likes |
Re: What's The Funniest Thing You've Experienced Inside An Examination Hall? by mankan2k7(m): 1:44pm On Apr 23, 2015 |
This is a time every certificate needs to be verified. All our youths are cheaters 6 Likes |
Re: What's The Funniest Thing You've Experienced Inside An Examination Hall? by peeparty(m): 1:45pm On Apr 23, 2015 |
Chai in my final exam it was crazy.A certain drunk lecturer gave us tough time,if u sit without writing=tear paper,you sneeze im go vex say na him u do am for=tears paper,you look ceiling him go say u write ekpo put der= tears paper.all this while we where writing I discovered that some of the big gehs in ma class we're d man been d use shine Kongo we're not in d exam hall., ..fastward...pple bekame so afraid in the exam hall,the hall was silent as a grave yard. in know time i was done just for the fear of the unknown,in my mind i was like should i collect extra sheet or not.na so I waka majestically say mk I go pass am comot oo.as I just pass my sheet d man collect am tear talk say him never see me for him class.omo na so exam scara dat day oo.already malabite been don d para behind d we're waiting for who to strike first. 3 Likes 1 Share |
Re: What's The Funniest Thing You've Experienced Inside An Examination Hall? by fflamingo(m): 1:45pm On Apr 23, 2015 |
There was these sadist invilgilator that you must not carry anything, your hands must be void of ink, your desk must be void of scratching, the board must be clean. So one guy decide to outsmart him he wrote the formula in his wrist. The invilglator caught him and he was about to fill form, my guy was still denying so the lecturer wanted to get a camera, he attempt to clean the orijo in his wrist but the thing no gree clean somebody just shouted "hot water hot water" my guy just remove him jagunlabi. Fire the hot urine in his hand all in front of the class, everybody tear laugh oooh. The sadist lecturer got really annoyed, if not for higher institution he wan go bring cane. Nobody scored above 50 in the course 15 Likes 2 Shares |
Re: What's The Funniest Thing You've Experienced Inside An Examination Hall? by troot: 1:47pm On Apr 23, 2015 |
agoadiv:kikikiki Make we start e - war |
Re: What's The Funniest Thing You've Experienced Inside An Examination Hall? by chax100(f): 1:48pm On Apr 23, 2015 |
Daizyyyy: Interesting. Complete the story, where did you meet him later that night? You should have paid in kind or something like that. Fear ladies and live long! 10 Likes |
Re: What's The Funniest Thing You've Experienced Inside An Examination Hall? by petermichaels(m): 1:48pm On Apr 23, 2015 |
2 students coming 2 write an exams without pen, and dey wer seated and dragn 4 seats in d exam hall. 1 Like |
Re: What's The Funniest Thing You've Experienced Inside An Examination Hall? by tunnary(m): 1:49pm On Apr 23, 2015 |
chinex276:LOL,LMAO,LWKMD,Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha see dis guy u wan take laugh kill person. U 2much 1 Like 2 Shares |
Re: What's The Funniest Thing You've Experienced Inside An Examination Hall? by Yasher: 1:49pm On Apr 23, 2015 |
Equado:wait o! So you carried expo from your 1stt year to your final year Omo na wa for u o 1 Like |
Re: What's The Funniest Thing You've Experienced Inside An Examination Hall? by idris4eva(m): 1:51pm On Apr 23, 2015 |
Mine was yesterday it was management accounting the question was hell that am sweating under a.c don't no hw it happened the cover of the answer sheet tear and was requesting for anoda but d invigilator was so rude dt I was annoyed and somehow I abuse him but the course was so tough dt i neeed help from the guy beside me na so dis invigilator come sidon for my place.I beg tire the man no gree o 2 Likes |
Re: What's The Funniest Thing You've Experienced Inside An Examination Hall? by Hugo7(m): 1:52pm On Apr 23, 2015 |
soleexx:Guy you bad ooo......that's what we call "SMART" 3 Likes |
Re: What's The Funniest Thing You've Experienced Inside An Examination Hall? by Nobody: 1:53pm On Apr 23, 2015 |
i forgot the spelling of 'IF' absolutely 1 Like |
Re: What's The Funniest Thing You've Experienced Inside An Examination Hall? by chachanga: 1:54pm On Apr 23, 2015 |
Some chick like dat who ate d expo sheet and swallowed the entire mofo while that invilating lecturer was still looking for one of the Academic Board folks make dem come wear her gown there instanta! Omo, come see deny ?! Swearing down say muffin, she blanked him out like u go do if u suddenly see ur former landlady for market forming madness tinz. I bet she's a Diezanni in d making ! 6 Likes |
Re: What's The Funniest Thing You've Experienced Inside An Examination Hall? by Equado(m): 1:54pm On Apr 23, 2015 |
Yasher:lol, funny enough, I carried expo just twice and it was in my final year. The first time I was nearly caught, how I escaped is a story 4 another day. 2 Likes |
Re: What's The Funniest Thing You've Experienced Inside An Examination Hall? by fpeter(f): 1:55pm On Apr 23, 2015 |
I sat beside a guy and he had his smart phone complete with internet, so yours truly begin dey giraffe Then a lecturer came through the window and saw the phone, I was asked to write a statement as a "witness"....unto say i no copy but say i "see" the phone...LOL 4 Likes 1 Share |
Re: What's The Funniest Thing You've Experienced Inside An Examination Hall? by Cooljoe1(m): 1:57pm On Apr 23, 2015 |
fflamingo: fflamingo:this is hilarious....#chaii 1 Like |
Re: What's The Funniest Thing You've Experienced Inside An Examination Hall? by Equado(m): 1:57pm On Apr 23, 2015 |
Chuksgeo:naso em dey fool themselves for women. |
Re: What's The Funniest Thing You've Experienced Inside An Examination Hall? by kristen12(f): 1:58pm On Apr 23, 2015 |
starlingslimnet:Oya come back and say yours. 1 Like |
Re: What's The Funniest Thing You've Experienced Inside An Examination Hall? by Equado(m): 1:58pm On Apr 23, 2015 |
minimoha:men that course nor be here ooo 1 Like |
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