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Re: What's The Funniest Thing You've Experienced Inside An Examination Hall? by anigbajumo(m): 1:58pm On Apr 23, 2015 |
Dammytrager:pls yer course of study? |
Re: What's The Funniest Thing You've Experienced Inside An Examination Hall? by Susulayboi: 1:59pm On Apr 23, 2015 |
i can remember one of our class mate during waec someone brought biology question paper on the eve of the exam so in the evening i ask my friend that lets go and read the guy was shouting how can i read after all i have the ans to the exams in my pocket i left him there i went of class and read with other people. immediately we enter the exam hall the guy saw that the question paper is totally different from what they bough. The guy just shout "Bleep UP" "Bleep UP" na him the examiner eheen God don catch u... 2 Likes |
Re: What's The Funniest Thing You've Experienced Inside An Examination Hall? by freecocoa(f): 1:59pm On Apr 23, 2015 |
Seriously though, there are some people you encounter in the exam hall and you'll be like "is this one for real" One time in my 1st year in the uni, a girl kept bugging me to the point my top slack from too much dragging, I finally decided to help out, I started writing the answers on my question paper in hope to exchange with her, she just tapped me again and asked, "na him you dey write" I replied yes and she dropped the bombshell "just kuku take my answer booklet write am inside so that I no go suffer write am again" I couldn't believe my ears, na so I just face my work because it would be a waste of time, should I even decide to write it for her, as that kind person no suppose dey school. 18 Likes 10 Shares |
Re: What's The Funniest Thing You've Experienced Inside An Examination Hall? by idris4eva(m): 1:59pm On Apr 23, 2015 |
mankan2k7:u neva cheat b4 2 Likes |
Re: What's The Funniest Thing You've Experienced Inside An Examination Hall? by Bexson: 1:59pm On Apr 23, 2015 |
soleexx:Haha baddest guy ever liveth 1 Like |
Re: What's The Funniest Thing You've Experienced Inside An Examination Hall? by Equado(m): 2:00pm On Apr 23, 2015 |
soleexx:lol, sharp guy!!! 2 Likes |
Re: What's The Funniest Thing You've Experienced Inside An Examination Hall? by Nobody: 2:00pm On Apr 23, 2015 |
kristen12:I dey come.... many people go fall from mango tree if I talk am |
Re: What's The Funniest Thing You've Experienced Inside An Examination Hall? by kavenich(m): 2:01pm On Apr 23, 2015 |
My tough and strict course adviser was held hostage by the then final year students, who collected the malpractice forms some of their colleagues signed and tore them. All happened right inside the exam hall. No one came to his rescue! 4 Likes 1 Share |
Re: What's The Funniest Thing You've Experienced Inside An Examination Hall? by Equado(m): 2:02pm On Apr 23, 2015 |
Rhemmymatician:Lmao, but linear algebra nor hard na. |
Re: What's The Funniest Thing You've Experienced Inside An Examination Hall? by kunle75(m): 2:04pm On Apr 23, 2015 |
Mine was a compulsory course but borrowed from accounting dept in my 300L days in 2002, cant really recollect but it seems its a PUBLIC ACCOUNTING,the lecturer (MR ABATA)wrote all the answer in the question booklet and ask us to trace out some mistakes he migth have made in arriving at the total of the acct balances,OMO see everybody inside the hall sweating like he-goat,i just copied everything back into my answer booklet and scored C (57%) i still dont know what i wrote in that paper that gave me such mark..........i sware. 3 Likes |
Re: What's The Funniest Thing You've Experienced Inside An Examination Hall? by Threedots(m): 2:04pm On Apr 23, 2015 |
""Three dots, wont you go and revise your biology or you are fully prepared" I just looked at Juliet as she spoke and continue with my snake game on my motorolla C117. Biology as far as i am concerned is the worst thing that happened to me as a secondary school student. So it didnt come as a surprise to me when i finally concluded i was going to cheat even though i do not have the guts.And so i grabbed a key point(naija students would know) and folded it,hide it in my pocket and walked into the exam hall. Exam started and as expected there was nothing i could write, just blank space and curses for who ever started the study of Biology....,not even a reproduction question that i could answer. so i just jejely brought out the keypoint and began downloading,photocopying and all what not. As i dey copy i forget say na front i dey sit down and external invigilator they around,,, something just told me to look up,(when you cheat with the spirits directions) and as i looked i saw the invigilator coming,,,sharperly i throway the keypoint through the window. "Young Man,Stand up" he said, by this time i don dey shake and vibrate like tonto dike v.ibrator,tears was already gathering round my eyes. he asked, what are you doing,i said nothing. Na so the man begin search me,,,as he searched he saw the phone in my pocket and the screen that displayed was the snake game i was playing before the exams started,,,the snake done long like mad man skipping rope. When i saw it,,,i just quickly said sir it was game i was playing. The man just looked at me like he caught me kpanshing his daughter and said "look at him, unserious student" for my mind i just dey laugh as i went back to my sit. Anyway the man searched everyone in my hall cos im sha wan catch person,,,i just dey laugh people wey im catch,,suffice to say that i had a C in Biology...,and some of my mates .....,ehmmmmmm,,,them no see their result. 6 Likes |
Re: What's The Funniest Thing You've Experienced Inside An Examination Hall? by Equado(m): 2:04pm On Apr 23, 2015 |
mankan2k7:lol, I agree to disagree, the system itself is messed up. So cheating is allowed 2 Likes |
Re: What's The Funniest Thing You've Experienced Inside An Examination Hall? by Bexson: 2:06pm On Apr 23, 2015 |
Tosinayoko:No be small tin 1 Like |
Re: What's The Funniest Thing You've Experienced Inside An Examination Hall? by jtjohn(m): 2:06pm On Apr 23, 2015 |
i can still remember back then in 2009 when we were in 200L and this my course mate was caught using expo, so d lecturer ask him why are you using expo he replied the man, sir there was no time that's why I brought out the expo.......everybody in the hall started laughing including d lecturer . 4 Likes |
Re: What's The Funniest Thing You've Experienced Inside An Examination Hall? by oshyno(m): 2:07pm On Apr 23, 2015 |
Had one nasty experience back in the university days. As engine boy u have to differentiate and integrate taya. people that know Engineering for UNN shud know about Nzeako and his Control. Cant remember the code again. We went all night prior to Control exam . We jack tire yet it wasnt sticking. Being that Prof Nzeako is a very strict man and the HOD then professor Osuagwu virtually supervises every exam in Electronic dept, my guy said o boy if we dont come up wit a plan na die we dey soo. Eventhough we are not dat dullards, we didnt want to take chances and yet didnt want to go in with chips for fear of being caught. Naso we decided to write all the hard formulas on one ceiling fan that I dont think it has ever worked since we started using that class. Fast forward to the D-day, we jejelly copied the seats directly bellow the fan so we cud download d formulas shud questions be asked from them. We received the question papers and looked at each oda with smiles cuz lots of the questions that needed those formular came out. As we were about to start downloading the formulas the stupid fan received anointing and started working. Like WTF. Naso we dey rotate our head dey follow the fan's motion till d invigilator changed our positions. Still made the paper though. 18 Likes 1 Share |
Re: What's The Funniest Thing You've Experienced Inside An Examination Hall? by kristen12(f): 2:07pm On Apr 23, 2015 |
starlingslimnet:naso |
Re: What's The Funniest Thing You've Experienced Inside An Examination Hall? by Equado(m): 2:07pm On Apr 23, 2015 |
peeparty:lol, which dept be that...confirm malabite. |
Re: What's The Funniest Thing You've Experienced Inside An Examination Hall? by Equado(m): 2:10pm On Apr 23, 2015 |
chax100:lol, abi. The story fit nor just end like that na 1 Like |
Re: What's The Funniest Thing You've Experienced Inside An Examination Hall? by papindinho(m): 2:11pm On Apr 23, 2015 |
Back then in The Polytechnic, Ibadan, it was the first semester exam and psychology was the course. My department (public administration) was mixed with another one, I think Purchasing and Supply who were writing another course entirely. In the course of writing the exam, I let-out a sound fart and the lady seated beside "shivered". I felt like, it's normal to fart na then I let-out the second one which met her anger as she cried out to the invigilator who quizzed her. She reported that I had been suffocating her with fart. The invigilator asked me what happened and I said, it happened as it happened sir, I farted. The whole hall burst into laughter....lol. 10 Likes |
Re: What's The Funniest Thing You've Experienced Inside An Examination Hall? by tunnary(m): 2:11pm On Apr 23, 2015 |
Rhemmymatician:U were sleepin in d hall witout gettin caught? 1 Like |
Re: What's The Funniest Thing You've Experienced Inside An Examination Hall? by minimoha: 2:12pm On Apr 23, 2015 |
Equado:i swear! 1 Like |
Re: What's The Funniest Thing You've Experienced Inside An Examination Hall? by Cammo: 2:13pm On Apr 23, 2015 |
tchidi:It happens u don't have the heart 1 Like |
Re: What's The Funniest Thing You've Experienced Inside An Examination Hall? by shilz(f): 2:14pm On Apr 23, 2015 |
It was chemistry exam..as a good student I sit 4 front maeanwhile my lap was loaded wif enough chukuli.exam start I jeje dae write my thing,invigilators pack go back sit..na wen principal enter hall I nor know,he just walked up to me n said he saw my chukuli in my lap..chooi fear catch me but then wetin e eye carry com under my skirt,i made sure I embarassed him first o..b4 a female teacher was asked 2 search me I cleaned d expo wif ma skirt n sweat..lol didn't try lap style again 3 Likes |
Re: What's The Funniest Thing You've Experienced Inside An Examination Hall? by Kelvin3028(m): 2:15pm On Apr 23, 2015 |
Kelvin3028:Lol... |
Re: What's The Funniest Thing You've Experienced Inside An Examination Hall? by tunnary(m): 2:18pm On Apr 23, 2015 |
fflamingo:LOL |
Re: What's The Funniest Thing You've Experienced Inside An Examination Hall? by chax100(f): 2:19pm On Apr 23, 2015 |
shilz: Bottom power works in every way. |
Re: What's The Funniest Thing You've Experienced Inside An Examination Hall? by Nobody: 2:19pm On Apr 23, 2015 |
Equado:Mathematical method(a 2nd year course) the hardest course you did in 3rd year? |
Re: What's The Funniest Thing You've Experienced Inside An Examination Hall? by superfelix: 2:19pm On Apr 23, 2015 |
Funniest thinq?? ... I was in d exam hall thinkinq dat the exam will b postponed 4 Likes 1 Share |
Re: What's The Funniest Thing You've Experienced Inside An Examination Hall? by chinex276(m): 2:20pm On Apr 23, 2015 |
tunnary:abeg die not, live to laff at more jokes abeg. |
Re: What's The Funniest Thing You've Experienced Inside An Examination Hall? by Nobody: 2:20pm On Apr 23, 2015 |
iyke926: MAT 201 Real Analysis, which school? u be lion? |
Re: What's The Funniest Thing You've Experienced Inside An Examination Hall? by Cammo: 2:21pm On Apr 23, 2015 |
My major problem in exams during my school days was studying a load full of topics/formulas; even going as far as cramming, but in the end none would come out 1 Like 1 Share |
Re: What's The Funniest Thing You've Experienced Inside An Examination Hall? by Penboy: 2:23pm On Apr 23, 2015 |
Dammytrager:hahaha.. Dammy, which lecture theatre was that? I dint hear that one oo. 1 Like 1 Share |
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