darepoju:
nice right up bro..
I like d idea. ..

but wait o... if una use the whole #500 take chop u no go give her transportation fare?... abi na treck she go waka u back house..?

nice observation bro. It is believed that the lady does not leave far.

Just Broke up .

MORNDEW:
Though Valentine day was not intended for romantic relationships, but over the years lovers have hijacked it as a day of celebrating their love for one another and it seems it will forever remain so.

On valentine day, many people expects gifts from their lovers and maybe for the guy to take them out. (this is a Nigerian mentality though, as many western and developed nations have surpassed this ”na man suppose take woman out” attitude). But due to the harsh economic condition and youth unemployment, valentine is sometimes not enjoyed by the poor and low income earners

Here are ways to go about the valentine day if u don’t have money or broke.

On that day, try to do something no matter how small. On that day, clean your house in a new way possibly, some romantic arrangement with your lover’s pix or pix of both of you together, hanged/pasted in diferent places in your room.

Lets assume you have 500 Naira with you, you can buy meat #200, two cups of rice, where i stay its #50 per cup, tin tomatoes and fresh one #90 and maggi #10 amounting to 400. Ask her to boil rice make stew with those foodstuffs that day. Allow her wear one of your T-shirts while she do the cooking then buy soft drinks with the remaining #100.

Enjoy the meal together with laughter, teasing, and feeding of each other. Please compliment her cooking.

If you are opportuned to have a tv/dvd watch some romantic movies or play music, If you don’t have, play some party jamz with your phone so both of you can dancefor some hours and thereafter play some heart touching cool music (blues) like:
Forever – Paul Play
I swear – boyz to men
I swear – westlife
Don’t brake ma heart – Banky W
Because you loved me – Celine Dion.

After the music, sit together on your bed, look into her eyes, hold her hands and let her know how your world have not remained the same since you met her, how you wish to see her grow old with you, how you cherish every moment you spend with her, that she owns your heart alone. Let her know that tomorrow will be better than today, that you will pay her patience and love with hardwork to give both of you a better future. Let her know its not by mr. Bigg’s, shoprite, Tantalizers etc, but by what you truly feel down your heart and soul.

Retire to your bed late at night and spend the night the way you wish.

Happy Val in advance friends.

Source: https://enlightennigeriablog./2015/02/13/how-to-celebrate-val-with-your-lover-if-you-are-broke/

Nice one bro...buh u forgot to share d moni make some remain for cond*m naa

The part- you play jamz on your phone. Lol.

What if NEPA take light and phone battery red?

That na "look look" val.

kraftsta:

Nice one bro...buh u forgot to share d moni make some remain for cond*m naa

it is believed that the dude already have cond*ms or they dnt need it.

madjune:
The part- you play jamz on your phone. Lol.

What if NEPA take light and phone battery red?

That na "look look" val.

lol, you must have planned na.

xynerise:

Kai! This guy is really desperate to have a woman

I really need to be disvirgined

barcanista:
I really need to be disvirgined

Tertiary virginity I guess?

Na by force to celebrate val?


How can you buy drink, two cup of rice, meat, and stew stuffs with N500?

Simply tell her stories, make her understand the future is important, take out time to discuss about the relationship, your marriage, unborn kids, career, etc.

You can get a Chi Vita (or a cheap wine), then two special glass cups.


Better still,

Act like you're out of town. Then get N500 airtime. Make sure you call her frequently all day.

Nice advise bro,make sense craze

Olodo!!!! Wen will women learn? They don panel beat cars they pump

bukatyne:


Is it cars he panel beats

After spending d N500 on valentine's day, what will d broke guy use to feed on sunday b4 hitting d street on monday?
Anyway, nice write up Op.






#HapiVal

edopikin:


I don't think it's a bad thing for the guy to buy the gift, to be honest. It shows that the guy/man is the sole provider, we can try and put a western twist to it if we want but I don't think it's necessary to compare.

Most girls do exchange gifts with their BFs, both in Naija and in the West. Some don't. It depends on the individual. I'm from Nigeria, and if I was in Nigeria and I'm meeting my BF, I'm buying a gift for him and expecting him to buy me one too, unless we agreed not to buy gifts or we are broke. Val is not that serious sha.

are u a lady or guy?

xynerise:

Tertiary virginity I guess?

Stop maligning my integrity biko

Lo

Morndew, wil d gal nt buy groundnut oil 2 fry the stew or is she goin 2 boil it, n wunt she put sait and onion in the food?. Pls increase the moni 2 #600 instead of #500. Or in case of miscellaneous if d guy nid 2 buy raincoat, jst increase d moni 2 #700

What if nepa no dey?

bukatyne:


You sure know nothing about love

You want to meet me for the first time tomorrow & all you can think of is se.x

No getting to know each other, looking for fun activities etc.

It is a shame What relationships have been reduced to

True talk ! That's so rude and lacks every attribute of a gentle man!

dseries:
Morndew, wil d gal nt buy groundnut oil 2 fry the stew or is she goin 2 boil it, n wunt she put sait and onion in the food?. Pls increase the moni 2 #600 instead of #500. Or in case of miscellaneous if d guy nid 2 buy raincoat, jst increase d moni 2 #700

it is assumed those things ar already in d ause.

hambehsam:

True talk ! That's so rude and lacks every attribute of a gentle man!

I hope so

Thought it was the current trend

God punish Poverty!!!

bukatyne:




Modified:

Just noticed it is the romance section

Don't be shy. U won't wanna loose a potential hubby in me

prettythicksme:
chaiii upload the pics here#mods pls ban dont this guy i wan see tinz i havent see before

Send me ur email or pin make i show u how big and endowed my thing is. Don't be shy

edopikin:


I don't think it's a bad thing for the guy to buy the gift, to be honest. It shows that the guy/man is the sole provider, we can try and put a western twist to it if we want but I don't think it's necessary to compare.

Most girls do exchange gifts with their BFs, both in Naija and in the West. Some don't. It depends on the individual. I'm from Nigeria, and if I was in Nigeria and I'm meeting my BF, I'm buying a gift for him and expecting him to buy me one too, unless we agreed not to buy gifts or we are broke. Val is not that serious sha.

Naija girls want guys to do everything for them,if possible buy pad sef. Common boxers dem never get churchmind buy for me

Mmmmmmm I love dis oooo I WISH I COULD VE MY VAL LIK DIS. DIS IS A PERFECT VAL PAINTED

I belong here... make I learn

What's so special about valentino? Does the circumstances that surrounded Valantino Worth it?

DuchessLily:

Its not suffer head, its true love

Valentine is supposed to be all abt love..its not all abt money and money can not buy love
A Little thing done in true love is gr8r dan all d money in d whole world

Yet another brainwashed mortal. Power is love and love is power. He who has the power controls everything.

that's if the sister will concor.